-Xenon- Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 Errrr..........Long live Mother Russia andddd......sh*t Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
flipsix3 Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by -Xenon-: FMS Awards or Celebrity Big Brother.......I have about 60 seconds to decide. </div></BLOCKQUOTE> If you even think there's a decision to be made then you should leave now, and never darken our door again. No offence of course, but puh-lease! I wouldn't expect any of you lot to watch Celebrity BB even if your PC's failed, and your TV only tuned in to that one channel Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMDave Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Spav: Thanks again - you must be getting sick and tired of seeing me up here on stage collecting another award. P.S. I have Genevieve Waldorf's phone number to give to the first person who gets me another bourbon & coke. P.P.S. G'day Peacemaker7. </div></BLOCKQUOTE> Get off stage, will you? We've moved on to something else, now. And here's your bourbon and coke Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Xenon- Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 Well done Faramir, was a big fan of your San Marinese venture Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
flipsix3 Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Spav: P.S. I have Genevieve Waldorf's phone number to give to the first person who gets me another bourbon & coke. </div></BLOCKQUOTE> I've had her, she's no great thing Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMDave Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 Faramir gets his second Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
flipsix3 Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 Well done on the double Faramir! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMDave Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by flipsix3: I've had her, she's no great thing </div></BLOCKQUOTE> You mean she turned you down? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spav Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by mavericktango: another congrats Spav </div></BLOCKQUOTE> Cheers, mav. Helps yourself to the free bar before this lot drink it dry. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leo30 Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 Think everybody has had her, her mother was no good either! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
flipsix3 Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by OMDave: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by flipsix3: I've had her, she's no great thing </div></BLOCKQUOTE> You mean she turned you down? </div></BLOCKQUOTE> First time for everything I guess.... ....and that first time was fifteen years ago, so she'd make it about 30 at a guess Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian of Nazareth Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 It's a yank double! Well done! San Marino finally win something! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mavericktango Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 Two rings of power for Faramir Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobBev Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by flipsix3: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Spav: P.S. I have Genevieve Waldorf's phone number to give to the first person who gets me another bourbon & coke. </div></BLOCKQUOTE> I've had her, she's no great thing </div></BLOCKQUOTE> I haven't had her but her salads are pretty good. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMDave Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Leo30: Think everybody has had her, her mother was no good either! </div></BLOCKQUOTE> You shameless gerontophile Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leo30 Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Cheers, mav. Helps yourself to the free bar before this lot drink it dry </div></BLOCKQUOTE> Free bar and I've had my hand in my pocket all night, and no I wasn't playing with myself Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
flipsix3 Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by OMDave: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Leo30: Think everybody has had her, her mother was no good either! </div></BLOCKQUOTE> You shameless gerontophile </div></BLOCKQUOTE> He shags indian braves?!?! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mavericktango Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Spav: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by mavericktango: another congrats Spav </div></BLOCKQUOTE> Cheers, mav. Helps yourself to the free bar before this lot drink it dry. </div></BLOCKQUOTE> No Real Ale so I'll sit here fuming Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobBev Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 Nice one Faramir Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spav Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 A brace for the absent Faramir. \o/ *slips OMDave a piece of paper with Genevieve's number on it* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMDave Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by flipsix3: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by OMDave:You shameless gerontophile </div></BLOCKQUOTE> He shags indian braves?!?! </div></BLOCKQUOTE> Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WLKRAS Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 Roman Abramovich Now Comrades, it is time for our main event of the evening. Everything up to here has been a mere warm-up to what is to come next. We shall begin handing out the main awards shortly, but first, comrade Romanov shall inform you about the new Soviet FMS. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian of Nazareth Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by mavericktango: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Spav: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by mavericktango: another congrats Spav </div></BLOCKQUOTE> Cheers, mav. Helps yourself to the free bar before this lot drink it dry. </div></BLOCKQUOTE> No Real Ale so I'll sit here fuming </div></BLOCKQUOTE> I brought some ready made Arrowhead from the mighty village of Ombersley if the need occasioned! It was frozen in the trip over though so MAY taste a bit dodgy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMDave Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 *hands Spav a can of Guinness in exchange* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terk Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 Vladimir Romanov Many of you will be wondering tonight just why we have decided to take over your FMS. Why, you must say, when they have all these billions of rubles are they interested in owning us lowly internet people? Well, my new Comrades, we understand that the fans are the beating heart of football (well, maybe Comrade Romanov does not understand this, but he is a little crazy - he even talks about himself in the third person) we know that our plans for your beautiful game will never get off the ground unless we have you onboard with our project. It is for this reason that we have accquired FMS; we know that once you see how well we run this for you, you will be happy to have us pouring money into your beloved clubs. And trust us, we will run this FMS well. We must salute Comrade Abramovich for his vision, and know that without him football would have died. The new FMS has arrived, and long will it live hand in hand with Mother Russia. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WLKRAS Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Spav: A brace for the absent Faramir. \o/ *slips OMDave a piece of paper with Genevieve's number on it* </div></BLOCKQUOTE> *calls the KGB to confiscate that slip of paper* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMDave Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 *Yells "Who are ye calling 'lowly', gob*****" at the stage* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spav Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by OMDave: *hands Spav a can of Guinness in exchange* </div></BLOCKQUOTE> *mmm, what's this new libation?* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian of Nazareth Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 well learning a bit of russian last year finally comes in handy! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
flipsix3 Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 uh-oh, are we all going to have to pool our stoires and see the state redistribute them evenly among writers? I don't want my work going to help The Don's profile - communism sucks! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobBev Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Spav: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by OMDave: *hands Spav a can of Guinness in exchange* </div></BLOCKQUOTE> *mmm, what's this new libation?* </div></BLOCKQUOTE> It's like horlicks but a bit darker. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMDave Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Spav: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by OMDave: *hands Spav a can of Guinness in exchange* </div></BLOCKQUOTE> *mmm, what's this new libation?* </div></BLOCKQUOTE> Some people call it 'The Black Stuff'. Others, 'Pure Genius'. It is the Holy Stout, that washeth away all sins Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMDave Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by BobBev: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Spav: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by OMDave: *hands Spav a can of Guinness in exchange* </div></BLOCKQUOTE> *mmm, what's this new libation?* </div></BLOCKQUOTE> It's like horlicks but a bit darker. </div></BLOCKQUOTE> Philistine! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WLKRAS Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by flipsix3: uh-oh, are we all going to have to pool our stoires and see the state redistribute them evenly among writers? I don't want my work going to help The Don's profile - communism sucks! </div></BLOCKQUOTE> Roman Abramovich *confiscates Flippers' awards and hands them to PM7* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian of Nazareth Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 Spies drag act in corner - drunk - is it an fmser? *THE SHOW MUST GO ON* she yells! Bloody Queen thought I Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
flipsix3 Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by OMDave: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Spav: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by OMDave: *hands Spav a can of Guinness in exchange* </div></BLOCKQUOTE> *mmm, what's this new libation?* </div></BLOCKQUOTE> Some people call it 'The Black Stuff'. Others, 'Pure Genius'. It is the Holy Stout, that washeth away all sins </div></BLOCKQUOTE> It has a dark side, and a light side, and it makes your universe fall apart... ...it's the anti-Force!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobBev Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by flipsix3: uh-oh, are we all going to have to pool our stoires and see the state redistribute them evenly among writers? I don't want my work going to help The Don's profile - communism sucks! </div></BLOCKQUOTE> They probably won't redistribute the entire story, just a certain percentage of words that will be allocated to shorter tales. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spav Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by BobBev: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Spav: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by OMDave: *hands Spav a can of Guinness in exchange* </div></BLOCKQUOTE> *mmm, what's this new libation?* </div></BLOCKQUOTE> It's like horlicks but a bit darker. </div></BLOCKQUOTE> It must be okay if Bob knows what it is. *pours it carefully into a spare pint glass, watches the pretty way the head forms* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian of Nazareth Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 right, time is against me and I must away for the night! Leaves running fast as drunken legs will carry him, wishing good luck to all who remain Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
flipsix3 Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Brian of Nazareth: right, time is against me and I must away for the night! Leaves running fast as drunken legs will carry him, wishing good luck to all who remain </div></BLOCKQUOTE> Oh, erm, see you Bri! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobBev Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 Bye Brian - thanks for the dance! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mavericktango Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by BobBev: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by flipsix3: uh-oh, are we all going to have to pool our stoires and see the state redistribute them evenly among writers? I don't want my work going to help The Don's profile - communism sucks! </div></BLOCKQUOTE> They probably won't redistribute the entire story, just a certain percentage of words that will be allocated to shorter tales. </div></BLOCKQUOTE> I'm only willing to give up my misspelt words Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leo30 Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 See you Bri even though the party has only just begun. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMDave Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 *waves at the scurrying BoN as he passes* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spav Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 Bye BoN, I thought that was your Mum that I heard calling you from the hotel lobby. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leo30 Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 No it was the drag artist beckoning him into the dark corner Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Xenon- Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 I'm gonna hit the road too. Well done to all those that have picked up awards and to those who are about to. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobBev Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Spav: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by BobBev: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Spav: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by OMDave: *hands Spav a can of Guinness in exchange* </div></BLOCKQUOTE> *mmm, what's this new libation?* </div></BLOCKQUOTE> It's like horlicks but a bit darker. </div></BLOCKQUOTE> It must be okay if Bob knows what it is. *pours it carefully into a spare pint glass, watches the pretty way the head forms* </div></BLOCKQUOTE> Pint? Head? Doesn't sound very horlicksy to me - don't drink it Spav, it's propably poisoned, they're all jealous you know! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptor Posted January 15, 2006 Author Share Posted January 15, 2006 Crazy Ivan Best Story Character was the last award your hero Raptor won before he got to big for his own boots and we had to remove him from your scene. Your erstwhile leader is being taught the Eastern European way of life as we speak. He would have been sent to Siberia but for his services to the community. Instead, he is to be spared and given a chance to redeem himself and become a pupp… valuable addition to the cause. Be aware that a further cleansing of the old guard is in the making should it opt to resist this new wave. Staunch capitalist pigs such as Mr. Winchester and Mr. Bartley have not left this place out of free will you know… But enough of that. Tonight, we celebrate and get drunk. The nominees for Best Story Character 2005: BobBev Stefan McCardle (Being Juergen Klinsmann - The Revenge Of The Tartan Army) Brain of Nazareth Professor Xenon De Villiers (" What Is It With You And The Jews Adolf?") flipsix3 Edgar Allen (Leaving the past behind (FM edition)) Brain of Nazareth Mickey Swarfiga (A Real Short Story) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leo30 Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 Another one who can't last the pace. Drunk themselves silly to early on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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