tenthreeleader Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 Greetings one and all, and welcome to the 2011 FMS Awards Ceremony! The festivities begin at 7:00 p.m. GMT this evening. In looking for a location for this year's ceremony, the awards committee decided to find a place where the participants could be safe from even the most horrifically self-destructive comments. We could find no better place for the ceremony than the ultra-secret command post of FIFA's head honcho. So, with a quick payment of 50,000 FMS bucks to Jack Warner and a few Qatari middlemen looking for some extra chump change to host the World Cup, here we are. Feel free to mill about here until the ceremony begins. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenArsenal Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 *looks around* It's started already? That's early. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottleeSV Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 Hold off until the tennis finishes! I got £10 on Tsonga at 13/5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tenthreeleader Posted November 27, 2011 Author Share Posted November 27, 2011 The festivities begin at 7:00 p.m. GMT this evening. No, Ben, I didn't use my mod powers to warp the time-space continuum. I happen to be heading out this morning for church and brunch and wanted to post the thread since I won't arrive back here until just before the ceremony begins. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celtic_1967 Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 You guys should see 10-3's dressing room. He has a serious collection of hookers back there.Here is just one of them Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
chesterfan2 Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 *running* Am I late ? No, oh good, time for a quick game of Angry Birds before the ceremony starts....... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
salkster2102 Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 I hope the beer is well stocked up. And some video technology to see who gets to the bar first. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
chesterfan2 Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 Bar ? I more hoping for a trough. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tenthreeleader Posted November 27, 2011 Author Share Posted November 27, 2011 You guys should see 10-3's dressing room. He has a serious collection of hookers back there.Here is just one of them I was waiting for that. Figured it would either be rugby or a picture of Lady Gaga. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark wilson27 Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 hello everyone, here come mr wilson in his best tuxedo slightly stinking of baby sick Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tenthreeleader Posted November 27, 2011 Author Share Posted November 27, 2011 Legend. Tell us you didn't mix your vodka with the baby formula. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark wilson27 Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 cant say in case social services are around... just say for now the baby is well asleep Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tenthreeleader Posted November 27, 2011 Author Share Posted November 27, 2011 Good evening ... ( testing microphone ) ... we are gathered to honor the best of FMS for 2011. Do please bear in mind that I've had contact with Mr. Blatter this afternoon and he says anyone offended by the outcome of today's proceedings should simply shake hands and all will be well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark wilson27 Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 booooo get him off the stage Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tenthreeleader Posted November 27, 2011 Author Share Posted November 27, 2011 booooo get him off the stage Who? Him or me? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celtic_1967 Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 Both of you! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tenthreeleader Posted November 27, 2011 Author Share Posted November 27, 2011 I thought you guys wanted to win something. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
salkster2102 Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 Good evening ... ( testing microphone ) ... we are gathered to honor the best of FMS for 2011. Do please bear in mind that I've had contact with Mr. Blatter this afternoon and he says anyone offended by the outcome of today's proceedings should simply shake hands and all will be well. You mean I can steal everyones beer and get away with it after a handshake? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalbeider Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 Wait a minute... we have some second-rate Qatari sheiks around here and no one thought about buying a camel or two? For shame, guys... Anyway, the Spanish contingent (population: 1) made it just in time. Now I'll focus completely on this and forget about any distractions. *alt+tabs away, reopens VBA, keeps grinding levels on Route 3* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tenthreeleader Posted November 27, 2011 Author Share Posted November 27, 2011 Go get 'em, Dal. Glad you could make it. Salk, you can steal anyone's beer in the room except mine. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tenthreeleader Posted November 27, 2011 Author Share Posted November 27, 2011 Good evening one and all ... this marks the start of the 2011 FMS Awards. The categories, in order of presentation, are: Best Story Idea (10-3) Story Character of the Year (Offy) Best Challenge (Mike) Best Challenge Story (10-3) Best Celtic Story (Offy) Best Continental/Rest of the World Story (Mike) Funniest Writer (10-3) Newcomer of the Year (Offy) Most Missed FMSer (10-3) intermission Best English Story (Mike) FMSer of the Year (Offy) Story of the Year (Mike) Writer of the Year (10-3) Hall of Fame nominee (Mike) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tenthreeleader Posted November 27, 2011 Author Share Posted November 27, 2011 First post goes to me .. Best Story Idea starts off our show this year. In the words of our host, Mr. Blatter, a ‘good idea’ is holding the World Cup in a country that isn’t rife with corruption from oil money, which applies to either Russia or Qatar. Wait a minute. As Doctor Doolittle said, “Wait. Scratch that. Reverse it.” Our own story ideas are naturally much better. Our nominees are: Magic of the FA Cup – MarkWilson27 5m1w – Makonnen A Tale of Two Brothers – Offspring8 Seeing Red and Yellow: Spiral of Fate – Dalbeider Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tenthreeleader Posted November 27, 2011 Author Share Posted November 27, 2011 Winner - 2011 FMS Best Story Idea The winner here wasn’t terribly close. Congratulations to Makonnen for his great work on this fine sequence of stories! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalbeider Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 Not surprised in the slightest with this one. Good one, Mak! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark wilson27 Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 well done Makonnen, well deserved Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenArsenal Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 Just the three presenters? I call fraud! Just kidding. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenArsenal Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 Well done Mak. I knew I voted correctly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tenthreeleader Posted November 27, 2011 Author Share Posted November 27, 2011 Congrats to Mak ... a massive undertaking and a wonderful idea. Next up, Offy with his first award of the night. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
salkster2102 Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 Well done Mak. *Downs first beer*. Where do these old FIFA men store all the lap dancers? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavrenwick Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 Kudos to Mak for his efforts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Offspring8 Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 Congratulations Mak all that hard work paid off, it seems! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark wilson27 Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 thats my bet gone... bugger Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Offspring8 Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 Story character of the Year “I look to a day when people will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character(s). – Martin Luther King, Jr...except I added the (s), but who cares. Well Martin, that day is here. There have been many fine characters walk the halls of FMS, but amongst this years favourites are: Patty Myers Ridgway – tenthreeleader, “Rob Ridgway’s Rat Pack” Mike Kowalski – Celtic_1967, “Jumping Through Hoops” Matt Livingston – tenthreeleader, “The Unwanted” Terry Christian – tenthreeleader, “The Ace of Spades” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
salkster2102 Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 thats my bet gone... bugger I won't be asking you for next weeks lotto numbers then. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenArsenal Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 OK fellas. Seeing that it's now 3am here, I'm gonna bid you guys an early adieu. Best of luck to all nominees, and I'll see you on the other side of day. Good night! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalbeider Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 Presenter fight! Presenter fight! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Offspring8 Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 I'm pleased to announce that the Story Character of the Year Award will be shared between Patty Myers Ridgway and Matt Livingston - both creations of the one and only; tenthreeleader Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
chesterfan2 Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 *emerges from trough of liebfraumilch at back of hall* "You're my best mate you are !" *slumps to floor* *snores* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tenthreeleader Posted November 27, 2011 Author Share Posted November 27, 2011 We've had a collapse in our Live network ... FIFA-like in our incompetence. Momentary pause,. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark wilson27 Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 Well done tenthree again well deserved Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
salkster2102 Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 There's always one..... Congrats 10-3. When are you planning on getting a new trophy cabinet? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celtic_1967 Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 Congrats 10-3, was always a tough ask for me to split that field! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tenthreeleader Posted November 27, 2011 Author Share Posted November 27, 2011 Thank you, gents ... I was very surprised to see Matt Livingston get the support he got. One of my favorite characters. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celtic_1967 Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 Best Challenge Idea If you’re looking for a challange then you’ve come to the right place. Just surviving as a credible power to continue running world football is FIFA’s biggest challenge. At FMS we think bigger. We aren’t interested unless the challenge means pouring your own blood, sweat and tears in. Anyway enough about what Terk and Gav drink on their ‘quiet nights in,’ let’s give out this award. The nominees are Fallen Giant Challenge - Wegason Six Crowns Challenge - Dalbeider Roy Hodgson Challenge – tenthreeleader Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
salkster2102 Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 Which way is it to Mr Blatters office? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalbeider Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 Damn, I was hoping for tenthree to win this with Terry Christian. Oh well, well done tenthree and tenthree . Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celtic_1967 Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 The winner will be the first person to invent brain bleach to wash the image of Terk ruining Gav away, but in the absence of that the award goes to Dalbeider for The Six Crowns Challenge. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tenthreeleader Posted November 27, 2011 Author Share Posted November 27, 2011 Damn, I was hoping for tenthree to win this with Terry Christian. Oh well, well done tenthree and tenthree . Terry Christian is my favorite character ever in any of my stories. When I'm done developing him it will be a lot of fun to write. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tenthreeleader Posted November 27, 2011 Author Share Posted November 27, 2011 Dal, congratulations! Perhaps the start of a big night for you? Time will tell! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalbeider Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 Which way is it to Mr Blatters office? Sixth floor, sixth door to the right. No torches allowed inside. Although no one mentioned anything about knives... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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