tenthreeleader Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 Hello, all: We come to you live from a super-secret location (hidden behind a hotel bedsheet in Geneva) with a special update on the 2015 FMS Awards! FMSers from all over the world have gathered to drink, carouse, drink, laugh, drink, drink and give awards for the period just passed. We need your help. We're looking for assistance in writing the ceremony. The order of awards will be: Fantasy Story of Year Best Story Idea of the Year Short Story of the Year Best Story Character Best International Management Story of the Year Rest of the World Story of the Year English Story of the Year Hall of Fame FMS'er of Year Story of the Year Writer of Year If you're interested, PM me. If not, I'm happy to handle it. The awards ceremony will begin at 20:00 GMT Sunday from wherever this place is located Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenArsenal Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 I'd love to help, but seeing as it will take place deep in the middle of the night where I am (somewhere like 2am), I'm afraid I can't. I'll still be around in spirit, schmoozing with you lot and generally overdosing on wine. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tenthreeleader Posted August 7, 2015 Author Share Posted August 7, 2015 Actually, I've just written the entire ceremony. So we can use this thread to kibitz and stake out our cool places to sit in Sepp's office while we wait for Sunday night! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tenthreeleader Posted August 9, 2015 Author Share Posted August 9, 2015 ( blows into microphone .... ) Is this thing on? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark wilson27 Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 Yep, can just about hear it sir Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
neilhoskins77 Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 Free bar? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark wilson27 Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 If there's not I'm not coming Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenArsenal Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 If there's not I'm not coming Me too. Keep the wine coming! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
chesterfan2 Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 Am I late for this one too ??? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark wilson27 Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 Nah mate, this is just the planning thread...the main event starts at around 20.00. I think tenthree is opening a new thread up just before that time Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tenthreeleader Posted August 9, 2015 Author Share Posted August 9, 2015 By my watch (and by my ability to convert to GMT, which may be a key concern), the awards will begin in one hour and twenty minutes. Right? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tenthreeleader Posted August 9, 2015 Author Share Posted August 9, 2015 Free bar? Free bar, but the price is doubled for the rookies. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tenthreeleader Posted August 9, 2015 Author Share Posted August 9, 2015 Me too.Keep the wine coming! You weren't coming anyway, were you? We just need to get an accurate barstool count. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
neilhoskins77 Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 Free bar, but the price is doubled for the rookies. Define rookie? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark wilson27 Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 Its 1944 gmt here tenthree Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tenthreeleader Posted August 9, 2015 Author Share Posted August 9, 2015 That's one of the great definition controversies in FMS. I define it as anyone with fewer than 1000 posts. ( ducking ) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark wilson27 Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 Rookie - Anyone that cant keep up with me Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tenthreeleader Posted August 9, 2015 Author Share Posted August 9, 2015 Its 1944 gmt here tenthree Geez, i'm glad I showed up. That means 15 minutes. Typical FIFA. Sheesh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
neilhoskins77 Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 That's one of the great definition controversies in FMS. I define it as anyone with fewer than 1000 posts.( ducking ) Mark, fetch my beers for me so I don't have to pay in return for 2016 FMS Awards votes for you? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tenthreeleader Posted August 9, 2015 Author Share Posted August 9, 2015 Does England still use Double Summer Time? If so, I think that's where I missed an hour. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark wilson27 Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 Geez, i'm glad I showed up. That means 15 minutes. Typical FIFA. Sheesh. Maybe we should of given you one of those FIFA watches hehehe Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark wilson27 Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 Yeah we change the clocks every so often...pain in the arse really Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tenthreeleader Posted August 9, 2015 Author Share Posted August 9, 2015 Maybe we should of given you one of those FIFA watches hehehe To be FIFA, you'd have to give me the watch and a million quid. I could then swing TV rights to the ceremony your way. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark wilson27 Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 Mark, fetch my beers for me so I don't have to pay in return for 2016 FMS Awards votes for you? No worries mate, but its a free bar. However I will still be expecting your votes next year Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark wilson27 Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 To be FIFA, you'd have to give me the watch and a million quid. I could then swing TV rights to the ceremony your way. I can give you a watch...however the million quid you might have to wait awhile. A quid a week is that ok Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tenthreeleader Posted August 9, 2015 Author Share Posted August 9, 2015 NOTE TO THE MEMBERSHIP: This is why voting is important. Of the ten categories contested this year, we had three tie votes and two more decided by a single vote. One of the categories saw a joint winner, but one of the joint winners didn't vote, and so was ineligble to win. There's a reason we have that rule in place, and now everyone will know what that reason is. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
neilhoskins77 Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 No worries mate, but its a free bar. However I will still be expecting your votes next year Ten Three has me classed as a Rookie, clearly trying to get me to pay for beers and pocket some funds for a Xmas Party. Needless to say, he won't be getting voted for next year. Cancelling my Bolton season ticket as well....... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tenthreeleader Posted August 9, 2015 Author Share Posted August 9, 2015 I can give you a watch...however the million quid you might have to wait awhile. A quid a week is that ok While I once again try to find a new job, that would be just fine. My position was eliminated at the start of the month. Been a sad time really. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tenthreeleader Posted August 9, 2015 Author Share Posted August 9, 2015 Ten Three has me classed as a Rookie, clearly trying to get me to pay for beers and pocket some funds for a Xmas Party. Needless to say, he won't be getting voted for next year. Cancelling my Bolton season ticket as well....... Now THAT is the true FMS spirit! In the finest interests of FIFA bribery, I will personally purchase all Neil's free beer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark wilson27 Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 While I once again try to find a new job, that would be just fine. My position was eliminated at the start of the month. Been a sad time really. Sorry to hear that sir, maybe you could be become a waiter for me and Neil and go fetch us a vodka and a beer..... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WLKRAS Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 *wanders in and sets up his stall of 'get out of jail free' passes near the bar* "Bartender, mine's a Heineken. (Is that allowed with it not being a Fifa sponsor?)" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tenthreeleader Posted August 9, 2015 Author Share Posted August 9, 2015 Sorry to hear that sir, maybe you could be become a waiter for me and Neil and go fetch us a vodka and a beer..... I've a much better gift for you today, Mr. Wilson. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tenthreeleader Posted August 9, 2015 Author Share Posted August 9, 2015 *wanders in and sets up his stall of 'get out of jail free' passes near the bar*"Bartender, mine's a Heineken. (Is that allowed with it not being a Fifa sponsor?)" It's all about money under the table. The more, the merrier. FIVE MINUTES TO THE AWARDS Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark wilson27 Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 I've a much better gift for you today, Mr. Wilson. As long as it doesnt involve Gav and his dungeon, had enough of that last time Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tenthreeleader Posted August 9, 2015 Author Share Posted August 9, 2015 Squad cars from across Europe are arriving outside FIFA's Geneva headquarters. Lights are flashing, bedsheets are being prepared and the contestants for this year's FMS Awards are being ushered into the lobby area under conditions of the strictest secrecy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
neilhoskins77 Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 Sorry to hear that sir, maybe you could be become a waiter for me and Neil and go fetch us a vodka and a beer..... Also sorry to hear that. Not sorry enough to reconsider the decision I made ten minutes ago to heckle you......but sorry nonetheless...... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tenthreeleader Posted August 9, 2015 Author Share Posted August 9, 2015 Greetings to ED, Mr. Doyle, STFC and WLKRAS, who have just arrived by special courier! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tenthreeleader Posted August 9, 2015 Author Share Posted August 9, 2015 Also sorry to hear that. Not sorry enough to reconsider the decision I made ten minutes ago to heckle you......but sorry nonetheless...... Good wishes are appreciated and may get you to 1000 posts a bit faster Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STFCDP1990 Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 I travelled in the cargo hold! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
neilhoskins77 Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 Good wishes are appreciated and may get you to 1000 posts a bit faster Might be good work experience for your 'Morale : Abysmal' story 10:3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CFuller Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 (Knock, knock, knock) I hope this is the right bunker. The last one had a different Central European dictator in it. That was not very pleasant at all... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tenthreeleader Posted August 9, 2015 Author Share Posted August 9, 2015 Might be good work experience for your 'Morale : Abysmal' story 10:3 It is the inspiration for that story. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tenthreeleader Posted August 9, 2015 Author Share Posted August 9, 2015 (Knock, knock, knock)I hope this is the right bunker. The last one had a different Central European dictator in it. That was not very pleasant at all... Central European dictators are, as a rule, unpleasant. But welcome! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilDave Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 That box was a little cramped, glad to be finally out. Now, where are we? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark wilson27 Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 One place were definately not is Gavs dungoen so dont get too scared Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tenthreeleader Posted August 9, 2015 Author Share Posted August 9, 2015 All right, gentlemen ... my watch shows that it is time to be fashionably late. I should mention before we begin that our esteemed Gaffer, Mark Wilson27, painstakingly compiled the votes for both the preliminary and final rounds and even counted them correctly. Your senior mod has knit the votes into a tightly-written, free-flowing, patchwork pile of BS that does in fact contain the correct totals. I hope you enjoy. (Lights dim, a spotlight (from a police helicopter) illuminates the stage, and a single, solitary figure approaches the speaker's dais. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavrenwick Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 I sold the dungeon to a Scottish fella. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tenthreeleader Posted August 9, 2015 Author Share Posted August 9, 2015 I sold the dungeon to a Scottish fella. Don't tell me Rangers bought another new training facility ... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark wilson27 Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 All right, gentlemen ... my watch shows that it is time to be fashionably late.I should mention before we begin that our esteemed Gaffer, Mark Wilson27, painstakingly compiled the votes for both the preliminary and final rounds and even counted them correctly. Your senior mod has knit the votes into a tightly-written, free-flowing, patchwork pile of BS that does in fact contain the correct totals. I hope you enjoy. (Lights dim, a spotlight (from a police helicopter) illuminates the stage, and a single, solitary figure approaches the speaker's dais. You were lucky I managed to count them right Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CFuller Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 Thanks for the welcome, 10-3. I would've brought you a gift, but I sold it to the head of the Venezuelan FA in exchange for the 2019 Under-15 World Cup. I just hope he doesn't find out there isn't an Under-15 World Cup... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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