Terk Posted April 3, 2011 Author Share Posted April 3, 2011 Somewhere viper is crying... Probably past his bed time, tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Xenon- Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 You cut it Terk, I'm disappointed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terk Posted April 3, 2011 Author Share Posted April 3, 2011 You cut it Terk, I'm disappointed. Full version reinstated Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terk Posted April 3, 2011 Author Share Posted April 3, 2011 In a disappointing turn of events, neither Terk nor 10-3 stood a chance in this award, claiming just three votes between them. Instead the runaway, and joint, 'winners' were SCIAG and stoehrst. Congratulations of the over inflated sense of self worth, gentlemen. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Xenon- Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 That's better, I'd rather be unmasked just for the full effect. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tenthreeleader Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 In a disappointing turn of events, neither Terk nor 10-3 stood a chance in this award, claiming just three votes between them. Instead the runaway, and joint, 'winners' were SCIAG and stoehrst. Congratulations of the over inflated sense of self worth, gentlemen. What you're saying then, is that we suck at sucking. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terk Posted April 3, 2011 Author Share Posted April 3, 2011 Irritating. A word that simply doesn't do this lot justice. The nominees for The Spotty Teenager Award for Most Irritating User chesterfan2 According to his profile he is in his 40's and up for an annoying teenager award. Sort your life out. He's actually more irritating that BenArsenal....jesus . M7695342119099883738734573405345709783471237123931 284932843294809 The most common reason given was “do you really need me to explain this one?” mark wilson27 Learn to punctuate What's with all the stories. Oh, and he always seems to update his just after I update mine thus immediately pushing it halfway down the page. Bastard. BenArsenal He has too many romantic notions for football that simply grate upon me. It can only be benarsenal. 'I feel obliged to answer this, seeing as I pretty much started things with regards to player-based stories'. Pfffft. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terk Posted April 3, 2011 Author Share Posted April 3, 2011 What you're saying then, is that we suck at sucking. Pretty much sums it up, I reckon. I'll take one of those beers. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terk Posted April 3, 2011 Author Share Posted April 3, 2011 A close run vote, but in the end the most spotty, irritating, teenage FMSer is m1234566778, just beating out chesterfan2 to the trophy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tenthreeleader Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Pretty much sums it up, I reckon. I'll take one of those beers. Now that Mark's here I've only got half a dozen so I better run to the store. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terk Posted April 3, 2011 Author Share Posted April 3, 2011 Least Missed FMSer viperk1 F*ck, I hope he doesn't show up here again. He'll probably send an angry PM or something. The first FMS'er I had a 'real' conversation with, questioned my life choices as a result. There's never been a better reason to delete msn than when you see viperk1 has added you. The-Perfect-FM'er! Simply for his ability to wind up any body on earth. Amaroq Another good writer who left in the middle of a good story, *****! Peacemaker7 IT WAS ALL BETTER IN THE OLD DAYS! Can f*ck off back to 'the old days' as far as I'm concerned. Let's face it, HD was the cool one of the partnership. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elrithral Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 I just laughed at my comment, shocking. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terk Posted April 3, 2011 Author Share Posted April 3, 2011 Another close run vote, and perhaps a surprise winner. The strong favourite for the trophy, viperk1, was pipped at the last by that great bastion of all footballing knowledge, The-Perfect-FM'er!. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terk Posted April 3, 2011 Author Share Posted April 3, 2011 I just laughed at my comment, shocking. Poor show. Laughing at your own joke simply not acceptable. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Xenon- Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Upset alert!!!!! That was viper's trophy all day long! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terk Posted April 3, 2011 Author Share Posted April 3, 2011 These are the users that you wish you would wake up one to to find had simply vanished off the face of FMS. They are the nominees for The 'Please, Just Bugger Off' Award Terk 150 years posting here is more than enough tbh, now let someone else win the only award you ever win. Because if you’ve really been hanging around FMS for as long as you claim he has, then truly you have no life. chesterfan2 BUGGER OFF WITH BELLS ON! m34723475485734-97234023740239472309472394072304972340764826740126 341906405623047209 You can't write, and generally don't seem to want to, so stop trying. Probably wouldn't even have the attention span to bugger off for long though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terk Posted April 3, 2011 Author Share Posted April 3, 2011 It wasn't quite a whitewash vote, but the unquestionable winner of the right to BUGGER OFF is m1234566778. Now kindly heed this advice. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terk Posted April 3, 2011 Author Share Posted April 3, 2011 Upset alert!!!!! That was viper's trophy all day long! I was surprised, but blame Gav. He admitted to missing viper. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terk Posted April 3, 2011 Author Share Posted April 3, 2011 One more award coming up before the break. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tenthreeleader Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 And at the moment we're missing Gav, who appears to have spontaneously combusted. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terk Posted April 3, 2011 Author Share Posted April 3, 2011 And at the moment we're missing Gav, who appears to have spontaneously combusted. I should probably let him out of the dungeon, shouldn't I? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Xenon- Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 I was surprised, but blame Gav. He admitted to missing viper. I would lay into him for that, but that would be forgetting that I was responsible for the 'let's play FIFA with viper one last time' incident. Can't be a hypocrite, you always want more of viper. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terk Posted April 3, 2011 Author Share Posted April 3, 2011 Not everything written on FMS is of star quality. Some of it is so dull that it becomes the perfect cure to insomnia. So here are the nominees for Writer Most Likely to Induce a Coma viperk1 Did I mention the seven paragraphs it took me to describe my secretary? I would write a reason but 'Knight' has me on life support Daniel Knight did a series of mundane things that will fill the next 100 pages, with several point of view changes on the way. mark wilson27 You are ******** me, is that another Man United story, what no! must be a sign up then! Too many stories of a similar type, written up exactly the same way, with exactly the same tone of voice. Come on man, take a gamble, get out there, do something wild! m3434234324234..... oh bugger this I'd rather beat myself into a coma than read anything he writes. Just looking at his stories makes me fall into a coma. tenthreeleader 10-3. Dammit stop matching match reports go over 12 pages. I just want to see who won!!! Reading tenthreeleader's collective works back to back would induce a coma through sleep deprivation. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terk Posted April 3, 2011 Author Share Posted April 3, 2011 I would lay into him for that, but that would be forgetting that I was responsible for the 'let's play FIFA with viper one last time' incident. Can't be a hypocrite, you always want more of viper. I don't. Ever. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark wilson27 Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 I thought he was the one at the bar in the gimp suit Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terk Posted April 3, 2011 Author Share Posted April 3, 2011 I thought he was the one at the bar in the gimp suit No, that's Offy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Xenon- Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 I don't. Ever. Simon.................anime................. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terk Posted April 3, 2011 Author Share Posted April 3, 2011 We have more joint winners. You could not decide which was more likely to send you into a coma, but what is certain is that the writing of both viperk1 and mark wilson27 is perfect for those nights when you just can't seem to fall asleep. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terk Posted April 3, 2011 Author Share Posted April 3, 2011 Simon.................anime................. If I ever meet you I am going to punch you squarely in the face. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark wilson27 Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 My mistake terk Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavrenwick Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Finally. I haven't missed much. BUT OH WAIT, I HAVE. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terk Posted April 3, 2011 Author Share Posted April 3, 2011 Right, break time. Enjoy all the equipment, we shall reconvene in fifteen minutes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark wilson27 Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 As viper isnt here, I take full credit for the awa zzzzzzzzzz rd Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavrenwick Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Xen won't ever be forgiven for the 'lets play FIFA with viper one more time". From that day on, life wasn't ever the same. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tenthreeleader Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Finally. I haven't missed much. BUT OH WAIT, I HAVE. Sure, show up late for the Grumpies. Harrrumph. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavrenwick Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Sure, show up late for the Grumpies. Harrrumph. I'd like to say it was in style, but sadly it was to the previously mentioned computer fight I'm currently involved in. Miss me? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Xenon- Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Xen won't ever be forgiven for the 'lets play FIFA with viper one more time". From that day on, life wasn't ever the same. Totally agree tbh, I hang my head in shame. But I believe that was when we got the infamous ".................what?..............Terk blocked me from MSN?............................." Every cloud Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tenthreeleader Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 I'd like to say it was in style, but sadly it was to the previously mentioned computer fight I'm currently involved in. Miss me? Of course. <3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCIAG Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Damn, I forgot. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavrenwick Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Of course. <3 I knew you couldn't handle it without me. Xen - That was the finest moment of all time. I still hear his voice sometimes, I wonder when he will return to FMS, I honestly do. "The pitch was excellent,". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCIAG Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Hang on... I have to SHARE my award? What sort of joke is this? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Xenon- Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Xen - That was the finest moment of all time. I still hear his voice sometimes, I wonder when he will return to FMS, I honestly do. "The pitch was excellent,". "What the **** wer' thaaaat?" viper soundbites rule. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavrenwick Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 "What the **** wer' thaaaat?"viper soundbites rule. I still have them somewhere for nostalgic purposes. FIFA turned more successful when he ditched us, but less funny. </3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elrithral Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 I had one conversation with viper on msn, I was incredibly drunk at the time, but I remember that he complained about my spelling, punctuation and then did a smug sticky out tongue with blown out cheeks smiley when he told me he didn't drink :confused: He struck me as one those guys that ends up being murdered after taking the wrong sort home for the night. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Offspring8 Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 My favourite Viper Moment was when, at around 3am after playing Fifa for a good 6 hours, Mikey decided to call it a night. Throughout the whole gaming session, he'd obviously been ripping Viper to pieces. Mikey left saying 'Right I'm off to bed now. Night Offy!'. After mikey had gone, Vipers insecure little voice squeaked '...I don't think he likes me much...' Oh how I laughed. I laughed to the point where my stomach and cheeks hurt. Viper is a top bloke, even if it is in a unique way. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terk Posted April 3, 2011 Author Share Posted April 3, 2011 I'm enjoying the viper nostalgia Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celtic_1967 Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 I had lots of converstations with him. They all ended up with me trying my damnedest to annoy him. Gav, do you rememeber the MSN :sheep: incident? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Xenon- Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 I had one conversation with viper on msn, I was incredibly drunk at the time, but I remember that he complained about my spelling, punctuation and then did a smug sticky out tongue with blown out cheeks smiley when he told me he didn't drink :confused: He struck me as one those guys that ends up being murdered after taking the wrong sort home for the night. We always had him pinned as the guy who does the murdering, turning people into lampshades, that sorta gig.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terk Posted April 3, 2011 Author Share Posted April 3, 2011 There are some stories which should never get past the 'ooh, I wonder...' stage. These are the finest examples of such. Worst Story Idea Offspring8's sign up attempts We all knew it was doomed to failure, you southern jeb. All SUPER MASSIVE SUNDAY SIGN UPS are awful. Nothing personal, Offy, they'll just never work. I maintain that I shouldn't have won the bidding for Alves and Ferdinand. Anything by mwhateverhisbloodynumbersare It's a bad idea to let him have posting ability tbh Unknown manager Maz Armsley takes over at random Northern club for two games before m-numbers gets bored when no-one gives him an award after two posts. Rinse and repeat x 2178415418 Gav Renwick's Football Manager Fantasy Football Challenge Sh*t idea, sh*t execution. Your prize? A big bag of fail. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCIAG Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Just tried to find the video of viperk singing on YouTube. It corrected "Dean Kittleson singing" to "Bruno Mars interviews". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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