Deisler26 Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 "Welcome one and all to the fourth annual FMCU Awards!... I am your oft-away host, Deisler26 and this is the build up to the show! Due to the transitional nature of this season, we didn't book the usual venue. So we had to improvise... WELCOME!!" "The venue is beginning to fill up and the bars are doing a roaring trade! Now to our new red carpet reporter, Kate Upton! Kate?" "Hiya D! It's an honour to be your new red carpet reporter, after Claire was poached by FOX News to do their 'Bigots Of The Year' Award. This year is sure to be one of the biggest surprises with all the new changes and I, for one, am looking forward to it" "Thanks Kate! We'll be live and underway in just under an hour.." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted October 30, 2013 Author Share Posted October 30, 2013 And now we'll cut live to Kate on the Carpet! Kate? "Hi D! We've had our first nominee of the evening pass through, with Acidburn entering just now. In true Brazilian fashion, he came in with 4 dancing girls and shot a load of slum dwellers. Look forward to seeing what he has in store for us tonight!!" Thanks Kate! More as we find out. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
deltablue Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Hellooooo Battersea power station!!!!!!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRL88 Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Unfortunately i am unable to attend. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted October 30, 2013 Author Share Posted October 30, 2013 And, down to Kate on the Carpet! Kate? "Yes, D! I just saw deltablue come strutting down the red carpet, looking as smug as a man who's just been fellated by Kelly Brook!" I'll....err...take your word for that, Kate.. Just 30 mins to go... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
deltablue Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 It's fair to say no one has ever said that about me before Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted October 30, 2013 Author Share Posted October 30, 2013 Kate? "Yes, we've had a little incident down here as poster 'elbilly' was turned away for not being recognised. He then pouted and asked if the bouncer knew who he was. When the bouncer replied in the negative, he kicked him in the shins and ran in!" That little scamp. No sign of awards regular dafuge yet? Or the legendary silver shoes of Raware? "None yet, but there still is time!" Thanks Kate! Speak soon! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted October 30, 2013 Author Share Posted October 30, 2013 It's now time!! The punters are in the cheap seats, AK22 and pricey687 amongst them and we are looking forward to a great night's entertainment! Now... It's time to introduce my co-presenter. This young lady needs no introduction, so please twerk your asses for... MILEY CYRUS!! "Hi ya'll!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
deltablue Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Wow, must have taken some 'innovative' persuasion to do this gig Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted October 30, 2013 Author Share Posted October 30, 2013 Great! now it's time for the first award... The FMCU Poster of the Year!! This one is a win away from being re-named the dafuge award, so let's see if it'll be this year! Miley? "Hey ya'll! Oops! I dropped the envelope.. guess I'd better bend over to pick it up.." *twerks*... *crowd goes wild* "Now, the winner is.... *rip* deltablue! Congratulations!!" Yes, well done! *claps* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
deltablue Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Yes!!!!!!!!!! You like me, you really like me! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pricey687 Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 congrats Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted October 30, 2013 Author Share Posted October 30, 2013 OK, Miley! What's up next? Miley: "That one!" That's great! Now it's time for the Best FMCU Thread Name! The award where all your terrible puns and bad jokes might actually get you somewhere!! Right, Miley? Miley: *twerks twice* That's two twerks for yes!.... Anyway, the winner iiisss... *rip* AK22 for 'My Greatest Challenge: Knocking Fergie Right Off His ****ing Perch. And You Can Print That' *applause* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
deltablue Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Yay AK22 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dafuge Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 I'm here, fashionably late Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted October 30, 2013 Author Share Posted October 30, 2013 Over to our new reporter mingling with the stars. Ironic really, as that's her name! Ming? "Hi D! I'm here with dafuge! Are you expecting any more trophies? And just what is left for you on FM now?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dafuge Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 I'm currently battling it out for the '2nd place behind TNS trophy' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
deltablue Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Mind if I barge in dafuge? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted October 30, 2013 Author Share Posted October 30, 2013 "Hi deltablue! Ming from FMCU.TV here. Can you tell us how it feels to win Best Poster?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
deltablue Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Delighted, every year it's a tough field you know, no easy wins at this level, so to get something of this nature is the highlight of your career. Here's my number by the way if you're free tomorrow. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted October 30, 2013 Author Share Posted October 30, 2013 Alright!! Thank you, Ming! Next up is the FMCU Fountain Of Youth Career. Let's hope the winners of this award, past & present, don't end up involved in Op Yewtree 2 in 30 years time... I'd like to take a moment to mention that this was a first in the fledgling FMCU Awards in that there was a unanimous decision to vote SRL88 the winner for 'Békéscsaba 1912 Előre SE - A Youth Project Challenge' That's not bad is it, Miley? Miley: *twerks* That's one twerk for no! Well done SRL88! *applause* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
deltablue Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 I'm sure he'll be delighted with that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pricey687 Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 It's the only youth save I can think of from FM13 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted October 30, 2013 Author Share Posted October 30, 2013 So Miley, how many awards do we have left? Ok, I guess we need a little bre... Hey! What's that music...?? [video=dailymotion;x13pfk8]http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x13pfk8_miley-cyrus-robin-thicke-we-can-t-stop-blurred-lines-give-it-2-u-live-at-mtv-video-music-awards-2013_music Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
elbilly Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 What a lovely night it is, so glad to have made it here to attend Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
deltablue Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Glad to have you here this year, it's always great fun. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AK22 Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Apologies, a little late...Well done DB and SRL. Both very well deserved Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
elbilly Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 If I behave my self I might even be invited back next year Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted October 30, 2013 Author Share Posted October 30, 2013 Thanks Miley! The next award is the FMCU Under The Radar Award. The poster that comes from nowhere to light up the forums this year! Miley? Miley: And the winner is... elbilly *applause* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
deltablue Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Yay billy! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted October 30, 2013 Author Share Posted October 30, 2013 "Hi SRL88! Ming from FMCU.TV here. How do you feel about being rated good with kids?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted October 30, 2013 Author Share Posted October 30, 2013 "Hi elbilly! Ming from FMCU.TV here. Who are you again?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
elbilly Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 I shook the world! I shook the world! I shook the world! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted October 30, 2013 Author Share Posted October 30, 2013 We now come to the FMCU Best Career Thread award. Many covet it, but only a few can win it... Miley? Miley: "And the winner iiiissss.. *rip* dafuge for 'Wingate & Finchley F.C. - making Harry Abrahams proud'" *applause* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
deltablue Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Go dafuge! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dafuge Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Wow, wasn't expecting that! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
elbilly Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Thank you so much! It's a great honour to be recognised with this award I owe a lot to my fellow professionals and those who have supported me along the way, baby daddy's coming home with some gold!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted October 30, 2013 Author Share Posted October 30, 2013 We now come to the FMCU Journeyman Career award. You may walk 500 miles and then walk 500 more, but can you do it managing 10 clubs along the way?... Miley? Miley: And the winner iiiisss...*rip* AcidBurn for '40 Years of Management and I End Up In Bloody Crewe' *applause* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
deltablue Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Well done AB Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pricey687 Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 What's left now? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
deltablue Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Best team. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted October 30, 2013 Author Share Posted October 30, 2013 "Hi Acidburn! Ming from FMCU.TV here. Could you just not have saved on plane tickets and stayed at the one club?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AcidBurn Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Holy crap! I never expected that at all! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomtuck01 Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Congratulations to the award winners thus far. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted October 30, 2013 Author Share Posted October 30, 2013 And finally, we come to the last award of the night... The Best FMCU Team. We've had great careers, great player this year, but there can only be one great team! I know, right Miley? Anyway, the winner of the final award is... *rip* dafuge for his Wingate & Finchley FC side!!! Incredible!!! The most decorated poster in FMCU history has done it again!!!! Thank you for watching, I've been Deisler26, thanks to Kate Upton, Ming and.... Take it away, Miley!!! [video=youtube_share;-YICuUtkjlg] Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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deltablue Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 First round of drinks at the afterparty is on me everyone! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
elbilly Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Well done everyone! What a great night it has been, thanks Deisler26 for being a great host and the FMCU awards committee for providing great entertainment:applause: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dafuge Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Can't believe I've picked up two awards here, thanks! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AK22 Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Well done Deisler. Expertly done, as always Congratulations to all the winners too, all very well deserved. I would imagine some of the categories were very close, so well done on actually lifting the award And thanks to all that voted for me. Back-to-back 'Best Thread Name'! I'll have to get my thinking hat on for my FM14 save; no pressure now at all... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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