Nixchatabox Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 Kris you are right and i am impressed someone actually knows what a Pulsatron is!! For those who dont know Pulsatron is meant for couples. In my opinion it doesnt get the publicity it deserves! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kris Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Father Senegal: The RR is rubbish tbh Can it roll over afterwards, fart and start snoring. Can it f*ck <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Exactly Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> The RR is rubbish tbh Can it roll over afterwards, fart and start snoring. Can it f*ck <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> quality best thread in the topic though personally my shag partner (wont call her my lass as its just a bit of fun) prefers a glass dildo as it can be heated up or put in freezer safely to give different sensations with temperature. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nixchatabox Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 oh btw the new RR Platinum has just been released with the same speeds and pulses as Pulsatron! So it may have some competition now Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
life is to short to be tak Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by merry_miller: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> The RR is rubbish tbh Can it roll over afterwards, fart and start snoring. Can it f*ck <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> quality best thread in the topic though personally my shag partner (wont call her my lass as its just a bit of fun) prefers a glass dildo as it can be heated up or put in freezer safely to give different sensations with temperature. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommyBhoy Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by merry_miller: it can be heated up or put in freezer safely to give different sensations with temperature. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> noone tried the ice cube trick, works a treat both both her and me Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Senegal Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by merry_miller: though personally my shag partner (wont call her my lass as its just a bit of fun) prefers a glass dildo as it can be heated up or put in freezer safely to give different sensations with temperature. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> and afterwards you can put a bulb in it and use it as a handy bedside lamp Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PAdlard Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by smudge17: some extremely hot girl at college keeps asking me to buy her a vibrator, but with the promise that i can watch/help her use it, it'd be fair to say i'm tempted but i refuse out of sheer principle. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You IDIOT! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 but try microwaving an ice cube it won't quite have the same affect as microwaving a glass dildo ....... even one in fhm (think it were fhm anyway- uk edition) shaped like a shoe for the fashion concious woman Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kris Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by TommyBhoy: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by merry_miller: it can be heated up or put in freezer safely to give different sensations with temperature. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> noone tried the ice cube trick, works a treat both both her and me <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Icecubes are fairly un-sanitary and far too cold to the point of numbing. Everyone has tried the ice cube trick, its normally disappointing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Senegal Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 Buffalo's pager must be broken, theres a girl on OTF talking about dildos, and he hasnt turned up yet. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigwig Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 Try having a big kn0b so you won't need a dildo. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 Dildo nothing to do with Kn0b size its sommat to give her when i want to go the pub on a weekend and watch the footie Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kris Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by neilpurvis: Try having a big kn0b so you won't need a dildo. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> heh, yeh, you keep telling yourself that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cesc Fabregas the Phenom Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by neilpurvis: Try having a big kn0b so you won't need a dildo. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Having both, she'll love you for life Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigwig Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cesc Fabregas The Phenom: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by neilpurvis: Try having a big kn0b so you won't need a dildo. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Having both, she'll love you for life <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> and if you have neither? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigwig Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by merry_miller: Dildo nothing to do with Kn0b size its sommat to give her when i want to go the pub on a weekend and watch the footie <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> What's wrong with ironing? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikey G Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 What's a dildo? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cesc Fabregas the Phenom Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by neilpurvis: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cesc Fabregas The Phenom: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by neilpurvis: Try having a big kn0b so you won't need a dildo. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Having both, she'll love you for life <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> and if you have neither? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Can't help you I'm afraid. I have no idea what it feels like to have neither. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikey G Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 wait, i forgot to put the saftey wink in....... there you go. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> What's wrong with ironing? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I might actually want some sex at some point in the week and plus buying em a new toy every so often cheaper than giving em ya credit card to go shopping with whilst your at the pub/ football Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thats life Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by that's life: I bet she's using it,at this moment in time while your reading all these replies <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> No shes not, shes got the painters in atm What are they doing painting it a different colour,so you won't recognize it,the next time your looking Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
!Return of the Geordie One Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 jeez, some people in this thread Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
life is to short to be tak Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by that's life: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by that's life: I bet she's using it,at this moment in time while your reading all these replies <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> No shes not, shes got the painters in atm <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>What are they doing painting it a different colour,so you won't recognize it,the next time your looking She has the painters in eh? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gianichedda Rules Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 What a thread. Hide it like Mikey G suggested, and whichever guy it was buy that girl her vibrator!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonch19 Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by smudge17: some extremely hot girl at college keeps asking me to buy her a vibrator, but with the promise that i can watch/help her use it, it'd be fair to say i'm tempted but i refuse out of sheer principle. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> just get her a cucumber, they cost about a quid and you can eat it afterwards Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikey G Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by gonch19: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by smudge17: some extremely hot girl at college keeps asking me to buy her a vibrator, but with the promise that i can watch/help her use it, it'd be fair to say i'm tempted but i refuse out of sheer principle. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> just get her a cucumber, they cost about a quid and you can eat it afterwards <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Just make sure no 'chocolate' is on it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bliss Seeker Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 my girlfriend threw away her Vibrators the other day. Told me she doesn't need them anymore now that she has me. i'm not sure whether to be happy or worried... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
smudge Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Bliss Seeker: my girlfriend threw away her Vibrators the other day. Told me she doesn't need them anymore now that she has me. i'm not sure whether to be happy or worried... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> where the f*ck have you been? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PAdlard Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Bliss Seeker: my girlfriend threw away her Vibrators the other day. Told me she doesn't need them anymore now that she has me. i'm not sure whether to be happy or worried... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You're going to be sore boy! But it's a nice kind of pain!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thats life Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 I Think he has left the OTF,to see wether his mum's,battery's have run-out-Let's wait and see Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connell Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 buy a rampant rabbit platinum tomorrow and replace it with your mums. she'll love you forever. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bliss Seeker Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by smudge17: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Bliss Seeker: my girlfriend threw away her Vibrators the other day. Told me she doesn't need them anymore now that she has me. i'm not sure whether to be happy or worried... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> where the f*ck have you been? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ohh I've found love. not much need for the company of otf anymore. ...sadly Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
smudge Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 i had a feeling that might've been it, the bit where you mentioned girlfriend gave me a clue. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pell Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 my sister hgas two a banana and a corn on the cob i nearly passe dout oh yes Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Flea Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by smudge17: some extremely hot girl at college keeps asking me to buy her a vibrator, but with the promise that i can watch/help her use it, it'd be fair to say i'm tempted but i refuse out of sheer principle. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> What principle?? Gay'ish?? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russ S Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 Iv got a semi on Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HopOnBaby Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 Yes. Smudge is my lover. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elim Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mister Flea: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by smudge17: some extremely hot girl at college keeps asking me to buy her a vibrator, but with the promise that i can watch/help her use it, it'd be fair to say i'm tempted but i refuse out of sheer principle. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> What principle?? Gay'ish?? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Good lawd Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jono Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kris: Actually the "rampant rabbit" is **** apparently. hth. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Lies, I know of a Jersey woman who has got through about 5 of them, shes on the duluxe model now, well not right now but you get my drift.............. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pell Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 smudge uy ****in TART buy her a friend or i wil buy her one cryin out loud Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonch19 Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lampers: I remember the ******* thread but who was it who *****ed in his mums face? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> now THAT was funny Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oliver Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 the cumming on the mums face! yeah, it wasnt true Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bliss Seeker Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 While we're on the subject of ruudy things. Do you ever cum in your girlie's mouth? I can't bring my self to do it, i don't think i'd be able to snog her again if i did. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oliver Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 aha yes, she kisses me after i do my thing, so meh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oliver Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 eh, well i did with my ex. we'll see about the new one... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Senegal Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Bliss Seeker: While we're on the subject of ruudy things. Do you ever cum in your girlie's mouth? I can't bring my self to do it, i don't think i'd be able to snog her again if i did. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> erm, it doesnt stay in there forever you know, and anyway a lot of women like to kiss straight after you've come in their mouth, to share the joy. You should try it, tastes a bit like chicken. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonch19 Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Russ S: Iv got a semi on <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> how does that work? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nixchatabox Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 Chicken?!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PAdlard Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Bliss Seeker: While we're on the subject of ruudy things. Do you ever cum in your girlie's mouth? I can't bring my self to do it, i don't think i'd be able to snog her again if i did. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Do you ever 'go south' on your girlie? I guess you don't...... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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