I just found mum's dildo

Mr Rubber Gloves · October 7, 2004

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by atvkwkad:

?? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I SAID, You did when you quoted what I'd said in a previous post. Is that too difficult for you to understand?

Gimpy · October 7, 2004

I remember my ex-stepdad had a porn collection hidden in his wardrobe at the top and when I was younger I used to nick some. Once I found 2 vibrators up there, one had some anal stimulator adaptor too.

Jono · October 7, 2004

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Nixchatabox:

a dildo doesnt vibrate <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

The confusion has been resolved by our resident dildo expert

Mr Rubber Gloves · October 7, 2004

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by JonoFM likes Willies:

In most cabs the dildo is driving......... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Glad you said in most cabs and not in my cab.

Robbie_keane22 · October 7, 2004

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by JonoFM likes Willies:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Nixchatabox:

a dildo doesnt vibrate <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

The confusion has been resolved by our resident dildo expert <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

finally i can sleep in peace

Doog · October 7, 2004

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Mr TwÃ¡t:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by atvkwkad:

?? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I SAID, You did when you quoted what I'd said in a previous post. Is that too difficult for you to understand? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

is it too difficult for you to understand that his post and the post of yours that he quoted are actually not the same sentence?

PAdlard · October 7, 2004

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by displaced_seagull:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by PAdlard:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Father Senegal:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Bliss Seeker:

While we're on the subject of ruudy things. Do you ever cum in your girlie's mouth? I can't bring my self to do it, i don't think i'd be able to snog her again if i did.

erm, it doesnt stay in there forever you know, and anyway

a lot of women like to kiss straight after

you've come in their mouth, to share the joy. You should try it, tastes a bit like chicken. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Don't know about it tasting like chicken. Perhaps warm salty clag? (Clag being glue for children) <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

clag is diesel exhaust

see, i can spepl <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Good think I clarified what I meant by Clag! (Australian Clag). And D_S, I'm glad you can spepl.

Jono · October 7, 2004

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Mr TwÃ¡t:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by JonoFM likes Willies:

In most cabs the dildo is driving......... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Glad you said in most cabs and not in my cab. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Who says you are not under the classification of most cabs?

Mr Rubber Gloves · October 7, 2004

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by JonoFM likes Willies:

[Who says you are not under the classification of most cabs? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

What would the classification of most cabs be?

displaced_seagull · October 7, 2004

is it a bi g one?

Jono · October 7, 2004

Are you drunk d_s?

PAdlard · October 7, 2004

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by JonoFM likes Willies:

Are you drunk d_s? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

see this thread : http://community.sigames.com/eve/forums?a=tpc&s=21019056&f=8191933985&m=671206594

(I hope this worked)

gonch19 · October 7, 2004

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by JonoFM likes Willies:

Where did the term "akimbo" come from? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

no idea, but the word isnt used enough in my opinion.

akimbo akimbo akimbo akimbo akimbo akimbo akimbo akimbo akimbo akimbo akimbo akimbo akimbo kamimbo abimbo mimbamko AKIMBO AKIMBO AKIMBO AKIMBO AKIMBO

PAdlard · October 7, 2004

Maybe The Harry Pontek?

Pontek Pontek Not AkimboTek

Eoghan_M · October 7, 2004

Hate to bring this back on topic but his Mam is not a milf ffs.

ceefax the cat · October 7, 2004

My mum is organised and keeps an electric toothbrush in the underwear draw by her bed. In case she forgets to brush before bed I suppose. Very organised.

spotg · October 8, 2004

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by JonoFM likes Willies:

Where did the term "akimbo" come from? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>

The origins of "akimbo" are a bit obscure, but it most likely comes from the Old Norse "i keng boginn," meaning "bent in a curve" (the Norse "bogi" is also the source of our "bow"). The phrase entered English around 1400 as "in kenebow," and then spent the next few hundred years mutating through forms such as "on kenbow," "a kimbow," "a kenbo" and "a-kimbo" until it finally arrived at its modern hyphenless "akimbo" form.

Top word

James07? · October 8, 2004

The RR Platinum - does that mean it's released on budget now?

Can't find it at play.com :-/

Raptor · October 8, 2004

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by JonoFM likes Willies:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Father Senegal:

Ever found a dildo in the back of your cab Mr RG? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

In most cabs the dildo is driving......... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Is not. In most cabs, the driver's is a real cock

COVFAN17 · October 8, 2004

FFS! I can't be the only one who knows the difference between a Di1do and a Vibrator can I?

Vibrator = sex toy that vibrates (any shape) and is used for clitoral stimulation

Dildo = Sex toy (vibrating or otherwise) that is phallic (shaped like a wi11y) and can be used for inserting

Mikey G · October 8, 2004

Calm down mate

COVFAN17 · October 8, 2004

:Takes deep breaths:

displaced_seagull · October 8, 2004

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Raptor:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by JonoFM likes Willies:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Father Senegal:

Ever found a dildo in the back of your cab Mr RG? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

In most cabs the dildo is driving......... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Is not. In most cabs, the driver's is a _real_ cock <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Cab drivers 0wN

Although the guy who thought he could trick me that someone had offered 12 million for Adam Virgo yesterday is a terrible liar

Mikey G · October 8, 2004

i looooooooove chating to taxi drivers, some are way to interrested in what i say for my own comfot

HopOnBaby · October 8, 2004

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by COVFAN17:

:Takes deep breaths:

Has everything turned out fine?

Kitty Food · October 8, 2004

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by HopOnBaby:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by COVFAN17:

:Takes deep breaths:

Has everything turned out fine? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Legend

Dan Baker · October 8, 2004

Every time I don't come on here for a few days I always miss good threads

Mike, it could've been much worse. So long as she has a vibrator, you can be confident she isn't using your toothbrush.

And, going back to the discussion about the Rampant Rabbit, my missus likes hers but says it's not as good as the real thing - it does the job when she's feeling horny and I'm away at uni, but the sensation is different than sex and is more 'mechanical', if you get what I mean.

October 10, 2004

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Dan Goodwin:

Sniff it <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

lol... great topic!

October 10, 2004

My missus loves her new rampant rabbitt good loving the night we bought that oe

Muscle Croc · October 10, 2004

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Russ S:

Iv got a semi on <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You're wearing a house?

Jongi · October 10, 2004

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Father Senegal:

You should try it, tastes a bit like chicken. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

And I love chicken

Pedwar Pump · October 10, 2004

I see Nix has been christened as OTF's resident Dildo expert

life is to short to be tak · October 10, 2004

I come back from a 4 days away, and the threads still here

We need an update

Fleur · October 10, 2004

very funny thread.

One time when i was moving my blokes parents came to help. while we were all having a nice cup of tea his mum started to hear a buzzing sound from the bedroom, I told her it must be the backrub thing she got me for christmas then proceeded to search through boxes to try and switch the vibrator off hopefully she believed me.

October 11, 2004

You must be quite thankful she got you that back rub thing now to use as an excuse!

Mr. Pot Noodle · October 11, 2004

thats a nice thought <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Kyle:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by gavnoble:

How sad are you guys saying 'Hi Mrs Poolies'?

Her battery operated friend is probably all she needs in terms of size. And it won't all be over after 5 seconds if she's using Duracell batteries, unlike with you sex starved pervs. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

erm, it was a joke on their parts <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Mr. Pot Noodle · October 11, 2004

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Mr. Pot Noodle:

thats a nice thought <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Kyle:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by gavnoble:

How sad are you guys saying 'Hi Mrs Poolies'?

Her battery operated friend is probably all she needs in terms of size. And it won't all be over after 5 seconds if she's using Duracell batteries, unlike with you sex starved pervs. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

erm, it was a joke on their parts <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

How ingenious of me I take the wrong quote and also type my reply before it.

come_on_poolies · October 11, 2004

That's right, just wreck my thread.

Update!

She moved it.

Jono · October 11, 2004

Maybe she keeps it in her knickers now that she knows you know that she has sex toys.

Al3 · October 11, 2004

i bet she came to know, that you know about it.

some thread

come_on_poolies · October 11, 2004

I had to explain to her what I was doing rooting round in the kitchen cupboards.

Father Senegal · October 11, 2004

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by come_on_poolies:

I had to explain to her what I was doing rooting round in the kitchen cupboards. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Looking for her dildo obviously

TekTranCe · October 11, 2004

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Bliss Seeker:

While we're on the subject of ruudy things. Do you ever cum in your girlie's mouth? I can't bring my self to do it, i don't think i'd be able to snog her again if i did.

Mate, it's the best feeling except when cuming in her. It's not a big deal if you kiss her afterwards, believe me, it's just you. Try it

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by atvkwkad:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Bouncerboy13:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by PAdlard:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by gonch19:

well, to revert back to the topic, poolies can be comforted in the fact that he didnt actually catch his mum legs akimbo with the dildo right up her. that would have been worse <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Nah, what would've been worse is if his mum found him, legs akimbo, with his dildo. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Up his behind With his dad on the other end <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

ffs Thats one sick mind you have

And to think I spoon with you <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

westmead63 · October 31, 2004

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by TekTranCe: