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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Father Senegal:

The RR is rubbish tbh

Can it roll over afterwards, fart and start snoring.

Can it f*ck icon13.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>icon_biggrin.gif Exactly

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> The RR is rubbish tbh

Can it roll over afterwards, fart and start snoring.

Can it f*ck <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

quality best thread in the topic icon14.gif

though personally my shag partner (wont call her my lass as its just a bit of fun) prefers a glass dildo as it can be heated up or put in freezer safely to give different sensations with temperature.

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by merry_miller:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> The RR is rubbish tbh

Can it roll over afterwards, fart and start snoring.

Can it f*ck <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

quality best thread in the topic icon14.gif

though personally my shag partner (wont call her my lass as its just a bit of fun) prefers a glass dildo as it can be heated up or put in freezer safely to give different sensations with temperature. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by merry_miller:

it can be heated up or put in freezer safely to give different sensations with temperature. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

noone tried the ice cube trick, works a treat both both her and meicon_biggrin.gif

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by merry_miller:

though personally my shag partner (wont call her my lass as its just a bit of fun) prefers a glass dildo as it can be heated up or put in freezer safely to give different sensations with temperature. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

and afterwards you can put a bulb in it and use it as a handy bedside lamp icon14.gif

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by smudge17:

some extremely hot girl at college keeps asking me to buy her a vibrator, but with the promise that i can watch/help her use it, it'd be fair to say i'm tempted but i refuse out of sheer principle. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You IDIOT! icon_wink.gif

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but try microwaving an ice cube it won't quite have the same affect as microwaving a glass dildo ....... even one in fhm (think it were fhm anyway- uk edition) shaped like a shoe for the fashion concious woman

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by TommyBhoy:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by merry_miller:

it can be heated up or put in freezer safely to give different sensations with temperature. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

noone tried the ice cube trick, works a treat both both her and meicon_biggrin.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Icecubes are fairly un-sanitary and far too cold to the point of numbing.

Everyone has tried the ice cube trick, its normally disappointing.

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cesc Fabregas The Phenom:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by neilpurvis:

Try having a big kn0b so you won't need a dildo. icon14.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Having both, she'll love you for life icon14.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

and if you have neither? icon_frown.gif

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by merry_miller:

Dildo nothing to do with Kn0b size its sommat to give her when i want to go the pub on a weekend and watch the footie <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

What's wrong with ironing? icon_smile.gif

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by neilpurvis:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cesc Fabregas The Phenom:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by neilpurvis:

Try having a big kn0b so you won't need a dildo. icon14.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Having both, she'll love you for life icon14.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

and if you have neither? icon_frown.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Can't help you I'm afraid. I have no idea what it feels like to have neither. icon_smile.gif

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> What's wrong with ironing? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I might actually want some sex at some point in the week icon_razz.gif

and plus buying em a new toy every so often cheaper than giving em ya credit card to go shopping with whilst your at the pub/ football

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by that's life:

I bet she's using it,at this moment in time while your reading all these replies icon_biggrin.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

No shes not, shes got the painters in atm icon_frown.gifWhat are they doing painting it a different colour,so you won't recognize it,the next time your looking icon_biggrin.gif

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by that's life:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by that's life:

I bet she's using it,at this moment in time while your reading all these replies icon_biggrin.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

No shes not, shes got the painters in atm icon_frown.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>What are they doing painting it a different colour,so you won't recognize it,the next time your looking icon_biggrin.gif

She has the painters in eh? icon_biggrin.gif

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by smudge17:

some extremely hot girl at college keeps asking me to buy her a vibrator, but with the promise that i can watch/help her use it, it'd be fair to say i'm tempted but i refuse out of sheer principle. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

just get her a cucumber, they cost about a quid and you can eat it afterwards icon14.gif

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by gonch19:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by smudge17:

some extremely hot girl at college keeps asking me to buy her a vibrator, but with the promise that i can watch/help her use it, it'd be fair to say i'm tempted but i refuse out of sheer principle. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

just get her a cucumber, they cost about a quid and you can eat it afterwards icon14.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Just make sure no 'chocolate' is on it icon_wink.gif

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Bliss Seeker:

my girlfriend threw away her Vibrators the other day. Told me she doesn't need them anymore now that she has me.

i'm not sure whether to be happy or worried... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> where the f*ck have you been?

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Bliss Seeker:

my girlfriend threw away her Vibrators the other day. Told me she doesn't need them anymore now that she has me.

i'm not sure whether to be happy or worried... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You're going to be sore boy! But it's a nice kind of pain!!!

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by smudge17:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Bliss Seeker:

my girlfriend threw away her Vibrators the other day. Told me she doesn't need them anymore now that she has me.

i'm not sure whether to be happy or worried... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> where the f*ck have you been? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

ohh I've found love. not much need for the company of otf anymore.

...sadly icon_frown.gif

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by smudge17:

some extremely hot girl at college keeps asking me to buy her a vibrator, but with the promise that i can watch/help her use it, it'd be fair to say i'm tempted but i refuse out of sheer principle. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

What principle?? Gay'ish??

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mister Flea:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by smudge17:

some extremely hot girl at college keeps asking me to buy her a vibrator, but with the promise that i can watch/help her use it, it'd be fair to say i'm tempted but i refuse out of sheer principle. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

What principle?? Gay'ish?? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Good lawd icon_smile.gif

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kris:

Actually the "rampant rabbit" is **** apparently.

hth. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Lies, I know of a Jersey woman who has got through about 5 of them, shes on the duluxe model now, well not right now but you get my drift..............

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Bliss Seeker:

While we're on the subject of ruudy things. Do you ever cum in your girlie's mouth? I can't bring my self to do it, i don't think i'd be able to snog her again if i did.

icon_smile.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

erm, it doesnt stay in there forever you know, and anyway a lot of women like to kiss straight after you've come in their mouth, to share the joy. You should try it, tastes a bit like chicken.

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Bliss Seeker:

While we're on the subject of ruudy things. Do you ever cum in your girlie's mouth? I can't bring my self to do it, i don't think i'd be able to snog her again if i did.

icon_smile.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Do you ever 'go south' on your girlie? I guess you don't......

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