PAdlard Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Father Senegal: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Bliss Seeker: While we're on the subject of ruudy things. Do you ever cum in your girlie's mouth? I can't bring my self to do it, i don't think i'd be able to snog her again if i did. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> erm, it doesnt stay in there forever you know, and anyway a lot of women like to kiss straight after you've come in their mouth, to share the joy. You should try it, tastes a bit like chicken. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Don't know about it tasting like chicken. Perhaps warm salty clag? (Clag being glue for children) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Senegal Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 and if you are feeling particularly adventurous, try a spot of felching, do said lady up the wrong un, shoot yer muck, lick a bit out, then give her a nice kiss. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jono Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 I think I am gonna puke Senegal, thanks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
come_on_poolies Posted October 7, 2004 Author Share Posted October 7, 2004 And you looked so innocent in your fez Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pell Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 m lass does it its minigng id rathetr eat my mams clitoris Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bliss Seeker Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PAdlard: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Bliss Seeker: While we're on the subject of ruudy things. Do you ever cum in your girlie's mouth? I can't bring my self to do it, i don't think i'd be able to snog her again if i did. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Do you ever 'go south' on your girlie? I guess you don't...... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> no, i don't actually... hmmm i guess i have a real hang-up about the sticky stuff in mouths stuff i guess. hmmm i'll see if i can overcome my fear on satarday. i'll let you know how it went Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PAdlard Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Father Senegal: and if you are feeling particularly adventurous, try a spot of felching, do said lady up the wrong un, shoot yer muck, lick a bit out, then give her a nice kiss. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Aaaah, the stuff you do at the height of passion!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PAdlard Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Bliss Seeker: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PAdlard: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Bliss Seeker: While we're on the subject of ruudy things. Do you ever cum in your girlie's mouth? I can't bring my self to do it, i don't think i'd be able to snog her again if i did. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Do you ever 'go south' on your girlie? I guess you don't...... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> no, i don't actually... hmmm i guess i have a real hang-up about the sticky stuff in mouths stuff i guess. hmmm i'll see if i can overcome my fear on satarday. i'll let you know how it went <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Any yet, your location says you like sticking your finger up a cats bum?!?! Go south young man - hourly! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bliss Seeker Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 ohh that's different. That's at coco's request. He comes up to me, starts rubbing himself up against my hand for a few seconds, then he turns around and lifts up his tail. I'm only making my cat happy. And plus, it's warm in there... a bit like sticking your fingers into a bowl of mash potatoes Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouncerboy13 Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 Hijacked Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
atvkwkad Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Bliss Seeker: ohh that's different. That's at coco's request. He comes up to me, starts rubbing himself up against my hand for a few seconds, then he turns around and lifts up his tail. I'm only making my cat happy. And plus, it's warm in there... a bit like sticking your fingers into a bowl of mash potatoes <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikey G Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 Bliss you are one sick ******* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonch19 Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 well, to revert back to the topic, poolies can be comforted in the fact that he didnt actually catch his mum legs akimbo with the dildo right up her. that would have been worse Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PAdlard Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by gonch19: well, to revert back to the topic, poolies can be comforted in the fact that he didnt actually catch his mum legs akimbo with the dildo right up her. that would have been worse <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Nah, what would've been worse is if his mum found him, legs akimbo, with his dildo. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bliss Seeker Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 hmmm... i wonder what colour her bush is Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouncerboy13 Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PAdlard: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by gonch19: well, to revert back to the topic, poolies can be comforted in the fact that he didnt actually catch his mum legs akimbo with the dildo right up her. that would have been worse <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Nah, what would've been worse is if his mum found him, legs akimbo, with his dildo. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Up his behind With his dad on the other end Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PAdlard Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mikey G: Bliss you are one sick ******* <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Bliss, I think you've got the term 'fingering a *****' a bit mixed up..... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elim Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by gonch19: well, to revert back to the topic, poolies can be comforted in the fact that he didnt actually catch his mum legs akimbo with the dildo right up her. that would have been worse <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Considerably I should think Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bliss Seeker Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PAdlard: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mikey G: Bliss you are one sick ******* <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Bliss, I think you've got the term 'fingering a *****' a bit mixed up..... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> both *****'s seem to enjoy my fingering, so mixed up or not... who cares Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
atvkwkad Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Bouncerboy13: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PAdlard: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by gonch19: well, to revert back to the topic, poolies can be comforted in the fact that he didnt actually catch his mum legs akimbo with the dildo right up her. that would have been worse <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Nah, what would've been worse is if his mum found him, legs akimbo, with his dildo. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Up his behind With his dad on the other end <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ffs Thats one sick mind you have And to think I play pool with you Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PAdlard Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Bliss Seeker: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PAdlard: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mikey G: Bliss you are one sick ******* <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Bliss, I think you've got the term 'fingering a *****' a bit mixed up..... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> both *****'s seem to enjoy my fingering, so mixed up or not... who cares <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> In the words of Bachmann, Turner, Overdrive..."Any lovin's good lovin" (I guess) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouncerboy13 Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by atvkwkad: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Bouncerboy13: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PAdlard: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by gonch19: well, to revert back to the topic, poolies can be comforted in the fact that he didnt actually catch his mum legs akimbo with the dildo right up her. that would have been worse <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Nah, what would've been worse is if his mum found him, legs akimbo, with his dildo. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Up his behind With his dad on the other end <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ffs Thats one sick mind you have And to think I play pool with you <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
atvkwkad Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Bouncerboy13: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by atvkwkad: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Bouncerboy13: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PAdlard: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by gonch19: well, to revert back to the topic, poolies can be comforted in the fact that he didnt actually catch his mum legs akimbo with the dildo right up her. that would have been worse <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Nah, what would've been worse is if his mum found him, legs akimbo, with his dildo. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Up his behind With his dad on the other end <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ffs Thats one sick mind you have And to think I play pool with you <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> It makes me wonder if you view the use of the pool cues different to the rest of us Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouncerboy13 Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 Me with the sick mind Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
atvkwkad Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 *refrains from a 'balls in pocket' joke* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jono Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 Where did the term "akimbo" come from? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PAdlard Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by atvkwkad: *refrains from a 'balls in pocket' joke* <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You set yourself up for that with the pool cue line. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
atvkwkad Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PAdlard: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by atvkwkad: *refrains from a 'balls in pocket' joke* <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You set yourself up for that with the pool cue line. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Rubber Gloves Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 The reason why his mams love toy is tucked away in a draw in the kitchen is because she was using it this afternoon and poolies came home early and she had nowhere else to stash it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
atvkwkad Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 Was that meant to be funny?? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jono Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 It might have been if he had posted it 3 pages earlier. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Rubber Gloves Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kris: When youre married youll realise it costs a lot more than that. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Would you like moi to pop round to loosed her tubes for you? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Rubber Gloves Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 *loosen. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
atvkwkad Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mr Twát: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kris: When youre married youll realise it costs a lot more than that. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Would you like moi to pop round to loosed her tubes for you? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> My God, you actually are a tw*t Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Rubber Gloves Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by atvkwkad: Was that meant to be funny?? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> No, just an observation if that's alright with you. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
atvkwkad Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by atvkwkad: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mr Twát: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kris: When youre married youll realise it costs a lot more than that. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Would you like moi to pop round to loosed her tubes for you? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> My God, you actually _are_ a tw*t <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> or you're rrying to get banned either way, you're doing a good job Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
atvkwkad Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 *trying Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Rubber Gloves Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by atvkwkad: My God, you actually _are_ a tw*t <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Why? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
atvkwkad Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mr Twát: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by atvkwkad: My God, you actually _are_ a tw*t <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Why? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Well if you dont know, then may God have mercy on you Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Rubber Gloves Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by atvkwkad: Well if you dont know, then may God have mercy on you <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> In future, please don't mention my name and g*d in the same sentence. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
atvkwkad Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 I didnt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Rubber Gloves Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by atvkwkad: I didnt <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You did when you quoted what I'd said in a previous post. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Senegal Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 Ever found a dildo in the back of your cab Mr RG? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
atvkwkad Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mr Twát: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by atvkwkad: I didnt <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You did when you quoted what I'd said in a previous post. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by atvkwkad: My God, you actually _are_ a tw*t <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ?? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jono Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Father Senegal: Ever found a dildo in the back of your cab Mr RG? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> In most cabs the dildo is driving......... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbie_keane22 Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 you know i think techincally a dildo and vibrator are two different things :/ although i'm not 100% sure Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
come_on_poolies Posted October 7, 2004 Author Share Posted October 7, 2004 Like that matters. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nixchatabox Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 a dildo doesnt vibrate Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
displaced_seagull Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PAdlard: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Father Senegal: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Bliss Seeker: While we're on the subject of ruudy things. Do you ever cum in your girlie's mouth? I can't bring my self to do it, i don't think i'd be able to snog her again if i did. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> erm, it doesnt stay in there forever you know, and anyway a lot of women like to kiss straight after you've come in their mouth, to share the joy. You should try it, tastes a bit like chicken. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Don't know about it tasting like chicken. Perhaps warm salty clag? (Clag being glue for children) <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> clag is diesel exhaust see, i can spepl Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbie_keane22 Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 phew and there i was about to look stupid, and poolies misleading thread titles Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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