Daley Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 To get the best out of her you would have to put a lot of effort into 'preperation' to make sure she was ready before watching the whole game to notice her weak points! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashOverride Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 Is that not perfectly normal for her to takes hour getting ready, just to realise she has missed somethnig five minutes after kick off? EDIT ahem leaving the house! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daley Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 You'd have to spend a lot of time be-foreplay-ing only to find that some of your tactical moves don't hit the sweet spot quite as often as you'd like Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter-evo Posted December 23, 2008 Author Share Posted December 23, 2008 You'd have to spend a lot of time be-foreplay-ing only to find that some of your tactical moves don't hit the sweet spot quite as often as you'd like , legendary Good to see its on to its second page Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pricey85 Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 If FM were a woman then giving a shining description of your "playing" prowess during a post match press conference would result in a touchline ban. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Negatrev Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 Football Manager IS a relationship with a woman. When I was younger all that was required of me was a few simple tasks and the cute CM2 would be happy. There wasn't much to the relationship, but I enjoyed it and it didn't take much effort to get a good return. As I got older I noticed a change. FM started to change shape. It had extra features that I really enjoyed, without knowing exactly why. At one stage it suddenly was all I could think about, I do anything it took to spend more time with it and even though I didn't quite understand everything I was doing, I think I was doing ok as I was definitely enjoying it. Nowadays Fm is ...complicated. I still find it very attractive and I still spend as much time as possible with it. But I have started to notice that sometimes FM makes a change just to keep me interested. FM definitely blows hot and cold with me, everything can be going great, then one day suddenly what I'm doing is completely wrong, for no obvious reason. FM doesn't tell me exactly what is wrong and I just have to keep trying things until something works. I'm sure my relationship with FM used to be so much easy than this and at times now, I'm not even sure if I'm enjoying it anymore. But for some reason I stay with FM and every now and then I can still get some great times from it. I can't make any guarantees, but unless FM get's a ridiculous face-lift or starts behaving completely out of character. I can see myself staying with FM until the day I die. PS All joking aside I really do love FM. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bieritarier Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 scoring to attempt ratio would be about right I'd be really worried if I missed that many clear cut chances to score lol Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter-evo Posted December 23, 2008 Author Share Posted December 23, 2008 Football Manager IS a relationship with a woman.When I was younger all that was required of me was a few simple tasks and the cute CM2 would be happy. There wasn't much to the relationship, but I enjoyed it and it didn't take much effort to get a good return. As I got older I noticed a change. FM started to change shape. It had extra features that I really enjoyed, without knowing exactly why. At one stage it suddenly was all I could think about, I do anything it took to spend more time with it and even though I didn't quite understand everything I was doing, I think I was doing ok as I was definitely enjoying it. Nowadays Fm is ...complicated. I still find it very attractive and I still spend as much time as possible with it. But I have started to notice that sometimes FM makes a change just to keep me interested. FM definitely blows hot and cold with me, everything can be going great, then one day suddenly what I'm doing is completely wrong, for no obvious reason. FM doesn't tell me exactly what is wrong and I just have to keep trying things until something works. I'm sure my relationship with FM used to be so much easy than this and at times now, I'm not even sure if I'm enjoying it anymore. But for some reason I stay with FM and every now and then I can still get some great times from it. I can't make any guarantees, but unless FM get's a ridiculous face-lift or starts behaving completely out of character. I can see myself staying with FM until the day I die. PS All joking aside I really do love FM. That is the most emotional post I've read for a while. Nearly brought a tear to my eye. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Law_Man Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 It would be one of those really brassy women that claim they are very good at doing certain things, but when it comes down to it they just suck. Surely thats an IDEAL woman...!!!?? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashOverride Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 Football Manager IS a relationship with a woman.When I was younger all that was required of me was a few simple tasks and the cute CM2 would be happy. There wasn't much to the relationship, but I enjoyed it and it didn't take much effort to get a good return. As I got older I noticed a change. FM started to change shape. It had extra features that I really enjoyed, without knowing exactly why. At one stage it suddenly was all I could think about, I do anything it took to spend more time with it and even though I didn't quite understand everything I was doing, I think I was doing ok as I was definitely enjoying it. Nowadays Fm is ...complicated. I still find it very attractive and I still spend as much time as possible with it. But I have started to notice that sometimes FM makes a change just to keep me interested. FM definitely blows hot and cold with me, everything can be going great, then one day suddenly what I'm doing is completely wrong, for no obvious reason. FM doesn't tell me exactly what is wrong and I just have to keep trying things until something works. I'm sure my relationship with FM used to be so much easy than this and at times now, I'm not even sure if I'm enjoying it anymore. But for some reason I stay with FM and every now and then I can still get some great times from it. I can't make any guarantees, but unless FM get's a ridiculous face-lift or starts behaving completely out of character. I can see myself staying with FM until the day I die. PS All joking aside I really do love FM. Its all true though:cool: There are days when she leavings feeliing tired and emotional plus days where you wonder why you bothered opening your laptop at all:confused: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daley Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 scoring to attempt ratio would be about right You should be converting more one-on-one's! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Law_Man Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 FM is like a woman because although the protection is fiddly and annoying, in the end it's worth it. No, FM is like a woman because all you want to do is just rip open the box and score score score, but she makes you fiddle about protection! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Law_Man Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 You should be converting more one-on-one's! Haha 1010 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daley Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 No, FM is like a woman because all you want to do is just rip open the box and score score score, but she makes you fiddle about protection! Brilliant! And once you've opened the box you've got to do things in the right way to get the best results otherwise you get sacked! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter-evo Posted December 23, 2008 Author Share Posted December 23, 2008 No, FM is like a woman because all you want to do is just rip open the box and score score score, but she makes you fiddle about protection! What have I done by making this thread? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daley Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 What have I done by making this thread? Ah the innocence of the young! That's the problem when you get a bit older mate you can turn virtually every comment into something it shouldn't be! (I am not meant to be patronising!) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Law_Man Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 If FM was a woman she'd be easier to activate! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daley Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 If FM was a woman she'd be easier to activate! No, in-fact when I was younger some women (well girls really) were alot more difficult to get into a position where you can play! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Law_Man Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 What have I done by making this thread? Just take our advice kid and stick to FM and the forums and chatting about women rather than actually going near any for a few years! Plenty of time for that when you're older. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter-evo Posted December 23, 2008 Author Share Posted December 23, 2008 Just take our advice kid and stick to FM and the forums and chatting about women rather than actually going near any for a few years! Plenty of time for that when you're older. , yes, plus at the moment i am a hairball so that will keep me out of harms way for a while. And before you ask I meant on my head. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Law_Man Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 No, in-fact when I was younger some women (well girls really) were alot more difficult to get into a position where you can play! You obviously went Steam when the smart lads were doing Unilock Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daley Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 Just take our advice kid and stick to FM and the forums and chatting about women rather than actually going near any for a few years! Plenty of time for that when you're older. Peter-evo, Definitely listen to the Law_Man. You shouldn't even be in training with the women yet. Enjoy your care-free, self-centred time now as it'll soon disappear! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainPlanet Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 If in doubt, hoof it out. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daley Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 You obviously went Steam when the smart lads were doing Unilock LOL! Actually after lots of early training ground scuffles, I recognised the signs and the tactics that I should be using and never looked back! (I actually used Unilock not Steam which says alot!) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter-evo Posted December 23, 2008 Author Share Posted December 23, 2008 Peter-evo, Definitely listen to the Law_Man. You shouldn't even be in training with the women yet. Enjoy your care-free, self-centred time now as it'll soon disappear! Don't worry, Im not as hormonal as others my age. I like talking about it on here with you lot. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashOverride Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 You obviously went Steam when the smart lads were doing Unilock LMAO so those that tried steam are inexperienced youngsters and the unlioc option is for the older professionals? If only it had been explained that clearly! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Law_Man Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 LOL! Actually after lots of early training ground scuffles, I recognised the signs and the tactics that I should be using and never looked back! (I actually used Unilock not Steam which says alot!) If the woman is very defensive, you've got to use a less direct approach, slow the tempo down, reduce defensive line, and work the openings. If the woman is more offensive, all you need to do is be man enough to stand up to the onslaught, trade a few blows, and do her on the counter. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daley Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 If the woman is very defensive, you've got to use a less direct approach, slow the tempo down, reduce defensive line, and work the openings.If the woman is more offensive, all you need to do is be man enough to stand up to the onslaught, trade a few blows, and do her on the counter. Superb! Yes I agree, if she's tight at the back then you've got to do lots of probing, wait for a slip and then open her up and get into the gap! If she going for you all guns blazing then you can sit back and take what she's got knowing that she'll leave herself wide-open at the back sooner or later! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter-evo Posted December 23, 2008 Author Share Posted December 23, 2008 Superb! Yes I agree, if she's tight at the back then you've got to do lots of probing, wait for a slip and then open her up and get into the gap! If she going for you all guns blazing then you can sit back and take what she's got knowing that she'll leave herself wide-open at the back sooner or later! This is getting steadily worse I might leave and check back later Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Law_Man Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 Superb! Yes I agree, if she's tight at the back then you've got to do lots of probing, wait for a slip and then open her up and get into the gap! If she going for you all guns blazing then you can sit back and take what she's got knowing that she'll leave herself wide-open at the back sooner or later! Mate, if she's going for you all guns blazing she's almost definitely wide-open at the back! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Law_Man Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 This is getting steadily worse I might leave and check back later Yeh probably best, the chat is getting a bit rank! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daley Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 Mate, if she's going for you all guns blazing she's almost definitely wide-open at the back! LMAO! What are we like, we're going to corrupt peter-evo! I'm sitting here laughing in a relatively quiet office and people are looking at me like I'm mad! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daley Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 Mate, if she's going for you all guns blazing she's almost definitely wide-open at the back! As long as she got a couple of strikers up front to keep me interested for a while before I attack her wide-open spaces! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Law_Man Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 LMAO! What are we like, we're going to corrupt peter-evo! I'm sitting here laughing in a relatively quiet office and people are looking at me like I'm mad! Haha same here! I think he's already corrupted though in fairness, he did start the thread, and one last year too! Edit: just realised you're a Manc..... haha Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nomis07 Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 If FM09 was a woman it would explain the drop in form and morale once a month. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daley Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 Haha same here! I think he's already corrupted though in fairness, he did start the thread, and one last year too! Edit: just realised you're a Manc..... haha Yeah, but a loyal one who's been there before we were good! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daley Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 If FM09 was a woman it would explain the drop in form and morale once a month. Nice, and why she won't respond to any of your instructions and why you won't be able to score despite many attempts! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Law_Man Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 If FM09 was a woman it would explain the drop in form and morale once a month. HAHA. And you're just expected to understand and put up with it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Law_Man Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 Yeah, but a loyal one who's been there before we were good! Pre-circa 1950s??? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daley Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 Pre-circa 1950s??? Behave! No pre-circa 1980's! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter-evo Posted December 23, 2008 Author Share Posted December 23, 2008 I return to see that I am apparently corrupted and my head should be floating in a room full of pornographic images of Football Manager being used for all kind of nonsense. I did start the thread to be fair. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Law_Man Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 haha so when you say "before we were good" you're forgetting the Best, Charlton, Law etc era!? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daley Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 haha so when you say "before we were good" you're forgetting the Best, Charlton, Law etc era!? No, not at all. What I'd have done to see Edwards, Best, Charlton and Law (to name a few) play but they were before my time. Let's face it I was nearly 20 before we became good again! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Law_Man Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 No, not at all. What I'd have done to see Edwards, Best, Charlton and Law (to name a few) play but they were before my time. Let's face it I was nearly 20 before we became good again! Aye true. Up the Wanderers!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daley Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 Aye true.Up the Wanderers!! Ah, was waiting to see who you were! We better get back on topic before a very amusing thread gets closed! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashOverride Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 Oh dear this is getting steadily worse...... I too keep getting some strange looks from the other people in work 2day!! FM 2009 Is like a woman because you can tell the relationship isnt going to last and your going to end up replacing her with a new and more challening relationship? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Law_Man Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 Ah, was waiting to see who you were! We better get back on topic before a very amusing thread gets closed! Yep yep I agree. If FM 09 was a woman...... you'd be forced to played a team of pretty-boy nonces like Beckham and Ronadlo....! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Law_Man Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 Oh dear this is getting steadily worse......I too keep getting some strange looks from the other people in work 2day!! FM 2009 Is like a woman because you can tell the relationship isnt going to last and your going to end up replacing her with a new and more challening relationship? At least once a year! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daley Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 Yep yep I agree. If FM 09 was a woman...... you'd be forced to played a team of pretty-boy nonces like Beckham and Ronadlo....! LOL! Who (much to your frustration) would prove her right and win you trophies Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daley Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 Oh dear this is getting steadily worse......I too keep getting some strange looks from the other people in work 2day!! FM 2009 Is like a woman because you can tell the relationship isnt going to last and your going to end up replacing her with a new and more challening relationship? True, read my post from page 1 (Post #60) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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