The Scottish Sunday Clan Net Game

[John Paul Remington]

erm ok, scared now.

Just to let you all know that sunday will go a head as normal but i might not get on till 6 half six latest as i'm going to the game at hampen, and dont know how long it'll take me to get home.

So bear with me

cheers

[taloola23uk]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by John Paul Remington:

http://www.iainstewart.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/teamlogos/clanlogo.gif

So bear with me

cheers<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Is that bear as in Teddy Bears

If so then it shouldnt be a problem, there's a few Bear's in the clan who will be shouting on Sunday too.

But I didnt think you were a Bear man Iain, glad to see you've come to your senses. Just hope you havenae been messing about with any of Gaz's fags.

[John Paul Remington]

Queen of the South have mixed fortunes this season, playing great then playing crap, scoring with ease then open goals are a hit and a miss, new signing have failed to settle into or improve the team, so a number of replacements have been lined up for the winter window, to try and kick start Queens push for the SPL place, but maybe its to late a gap is there and unless some form of consistancy is found that gap will never be closed.

Finally the board have given way to Stewart request for training improvements, but weither that is a new floodlight park or a set of bibs remains to be seen.

Results

Ross County 3 - 0 Queen Of the South

Kerr 20,87

McCunnie 85

Queen of the South 1 - 1 Alloa

Jaconelli 42 Davidson 68

Albion Rovers 4 - 2 Queen of the South

McManus 49, 55, 75 Jaconelli 11,18

Porhallsson 80

Queen of the South 2 - 0 St Johnstone

Jaconelli 78, 86

Gretna 1 - 1 Queen of the South

Uotinen 91 O'Conner 36

[John Paul Remington]

T behave

Life long Jungle Jim me and no even one of Toms demons of the Under world's could change that in me

So tune in and catch a good team the day you know you want to

[Gary Toner]

The Raydale park outfit continue to conquer all before them at home and in europe, although we haven't really met any of the big guns in europe yet and i pray it continues

The challenge cup was the first piece of silverware to make it's way into the Gretna trophy room this season and i am optimistic it won't be the last, thanks to a fine win over Airdrie at Tynecastle.

CSKA Sofia were the next european side to find out just who Gretna are or more to the point just who Oskarsson is in a very nervous 2 games but we held calm and proceeded to the 3rd round 5-4 on agg, but who shall await us there who knows the teams that are left are all major sides in the european game so whoever we get we are in for a tough time but we will enjoy it.

The league threw up no suprises especially when league leaders Albion rovers were involved who were towed by a rampaging Gretna side, we were to met again in the League cup QF and it was Gretna who would be in the semi final draw.

Results

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Challenge Cup Final - Tynecastle - Airdrie 1 - 2 Gretna

Gow 31 Oskarsson 35

Juliusson 80

League Cup 3rd - Raydale - Gretna 4 - 0 Ayr

Ramsay OG 44

Stevens pen 51

Cameron 67

Huss 90

Raydale - Gretna 7 - 0 Albion Rovers

Oskarsson 13,41,54,61

Cameron 45,63,68

UEFA Cup 2nd Rnd 1st Leg - CSKA Sofia 2 - 3 Gretna

Dimitrov 39 Oskarsson 17,20,70

Rangelov 65

McDiarmid Park - St Johnstone 0 - 1 Gretna

McColligan 82

Recreation Park - Alloa 2 - 0 Gretna

Watson 39

Davidson 81

Raydale - Gretna 2 - 1 Clyde

Uotinen 18,42 McIntyre 8

UEFA Cup 2nd Rnd 2nd leg - Raydale - Gretna 2 - 2 CSKA Sofia

Agnew 26 Yordanov 19,50

Oskarsson 67

Raydale - Gretna 1 - 1 Q.O.S.

Uotinen 90 O'Connor 37

League Cup QF - Cliftonhil - Albion Rvs. 0 - 3 Gretna

Cameron 27,47

Oskarsson 67

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MR Burnett can conjuer up all the demons he likes but many believe that Gretna have been in cahoots with the devil for a long time....

[Lambie\'s Lovechild]

Tonights updates see the managerial merry-go-round back in full swing. Whos moving where?

Stay Tuned and find out

[Lambie\'s Lovechild]

Brechin City - Season 2004-05 Update

Scottish Cup 1st Round

Brechin City 0 - 0 Stranraer

An unfortunate result for Brechin, despite dominating the match, their strike force again drew a blank with the opposition defence coming up big and restricting them to long range shots. The manager is in particular upset with big earners like Vieirinha and Ebanks-Blake, who simply have not contributed to the squad this season like they would expect for the huge wages on offer.

And then ... SACKED!

Like a bolt from the blue, the chairman announced on the pitch that the McGuinness era was over, and he was relieving him of duty.

Doonhamers appoint McGuinness as new Boss

It appeared that the sacking of a talent like McGuinness did not go unnoticed. Almost immediately, the QOS board announced that manager Iain Stewart was leaving the club by mutual consent (which he later denied) and that they were appointing Steve McGuinness as the new boss. McGuinness thanked the fans on arriving, promising to develop the team so a state where they could realistically challenge for the title next season.

Airdrie Utd 1 - 1 Queen of the South

The magnitude of the task in front of him became apparent right from the opening kick off. Players who didnt obey instructions. Others who he simply couldnt believe had a professional contract as they ran around like headless chickens. However from this, a few diamonds emerged. Carl Motteram putting in a determined performance in midfield. Emilio Jaconelli putting in a fine shift up front alongside Derek Lyle, and despite a last minute howler, Mark Bosnich looked solid in goals.

Scorers : Jaconelli(QOS - 24) , Gow (Airdrie -86)

Queen of the South 2 - 1 Clyde

A topsy turvy match at Palmerston sees the Doonhamers come away with 3 points after goals from Corneliusson (34) and Murdock (41) with a Clyde strike from Keogh (35). Some good passing football with a couple of set piece goals proving the Bully Wee's undoing.

Queen of the South 2 - 0 Ayr United

This was a war. 27 minutes on the clock, and a scything challenge from Joe McAlpine on Mark Campbell earns him a straight red, and Queens look vulnerable, although Ayr's lack of midfield presence means nothing comes of it. As soon as the 2nd half kicks off, Campbell gets his revenge, going straight through Cosgrove and leaving the young midfielder in agony. A 2nd red card of the game leaves the match 10 men apiece, and Queens take full advantage, with goals from Corneliussen (80) and Clarkson(90), the latter coming on his home debut following his £12000 move from recently administrated Motherwell.

Queen of the South 2 - 1 Ross County

At this level, you simply cannot switch off for set pieces. Queens did, and were punished in 12 minutes as John Doherty rose to bullet home a corner kick. The resilience of the new look Doonhamers seemed to kick in after that, a brilliant long , flowing , passing move ending with a through ball finding Derek Lyle (24) , and the former Partick Thistle striker made no mistake from 6 yards. After that, a double substitution to replace the injured Cosgrove and Bosnich, and Queens were ahead again. A brilliant 50 yard ball from Corneliusson finding Jaconelli(68) racing through, and the youngster made no mistake from a tight angle, drilling the ball across the keepers body.

Scottish Cup 3rd Round

Queen of the South 0 - 1 Hibernian

The manager was aghast following this match. A single corner gave them the win, as Dobbie (27) rose highest to nod home. Aside from that, this was absoloutely one way traffic, with the Queens midfield mopping up everything, and the strikers making the keeper work for his pay. A man of the match performance from Nick Colgan was all that seperated the sides, and the Queens fans go home disappointed with the loss, but pleased that their side outplayed and outfought an SPL club of some stature.

Alloa 2 - 0 Queen of the South

New signing David Clarkson didnt turn up for this one. He was there in body but not in mind. And his disgraceful performance resulted in a public tonguelashing from the manager. Alloa were all over Queens from start to finish, and the end result was no surprise to anyone inside recreation park.

Queen of the South 1 - 1 Albion Rovers

Oh this one hurt. A superb defensive performance and a brilliant breakaway goal from Lyle(41) saw Queens heading towards 3 crucial points, but with 91 minutes on the clock , McManus picked up a Silvestro long ball, and smashed the ball past the onrushing Mark Bosnich. The chance was gone, and Albion will have to settle for third place this season.

[Scotfun]

Back in contention

After a couple of troublesome weeks for Peterhead, THE STORM were back on track, fighting their way into second spot in this do or die lge which is the Scottish 2nd division.

Burnett has been forced to curb the freeflowing style which was the trademark of THE STORM in an effort to tighten up the back and reduce the amount of silly breakaway goals that were costing his club points.

"We're squeezing tighter, and no one's getting to use our back passage."

MORTON ScCup Home: STORM dominance from the off, the cup tie was all over by the break.

4-1 win

EAST FIFE Lge Home: Hard fought battle and East Fife's dogged determination earned them a share of the points.

3-3 Draw

MORTON Lge away : missed chances and a wonderful display by the Morton keeper saw Peterhead succum to the very senario that the changes were brought into combat, hit fast and hard, THE STORM defence crumbled.

4-2 loss

BERWICK ScCup away : The home side mounted a determined defensive stance and once again, broke free to grab the winner as the tie was looking to end all square.

2-1 loss

So far the changes are not working.

"All that seems to be happening is our scoring chances are down, we dominate the midfield which is the battle ground in every match but this long ball over the top is something we just cant cope with, and it's a worry. Our DC's are probabily the slowest in the Lge and when our wingbacks push forward we are blatantly open to runners breaking from the halfway line. Perhaps a young Dc with pace should be brought in to snuff out the long ball threat...we shall see."

MOTHERWELL Lge away: Tight match with few chances being made, and no one really showed anything which would have broke the deadlock.

1-1 draw

ST MIRREN Lge Home: Better performance from THE STORM controlled, balanced and well executed, a pacey DC was fielded in an effort to quell the costly long ball but that threat never arose...funny old game.

3-0 win

Q.P. Lge Home: The usual gritty performance we have come to expect from Queen's Park and a draw was a fair reward.

2-2 draw

BRECHIN Lge Home: Under new management Brechin braved The Killing Fields of Balmoor two stab's through the heart in the form of wonderful set piece freekicks saw off this pretender to THE STORM crown.

2-1 win

ICT Lge away: Highland derby, always a bloody battle and this match was not for the fainthearted, THE STORM eventually overcome their valiant foes and emerged bloodied but victorious...again.

2-3 win

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****HED MASEL LAFFIN

Stewart & Mcguinness both SACKED within minutes of each other...and to be perfectly honest the Bod SACKING took me completly by surprise, I dont think anyone of us was expecting it...BUT IT WAS FUN

On a serious note we discovered that Gaz's ex was a Wicca Woman and she left him with a curse that shrivelled his baws, which goes a long way to explain his prefrence for love of the canine variety...but hey! if it's done in your own home wi the curtains drawn you wont get no complaints from me.

Just wish he would stop sniffing lampposts.

[Scotfun]

Has Tracy resigned from this clan aswell?

Hope not...her and me wiz the only sane fukers in the crew.

[taloola23uk]

Nope, I havent resigned from this clan, it seems nobody wants to get drunk on a Sunday. So I will still be giving all you novice managers some lessons in football.

On a more serious note though Tom,I've found a vanquishing spell for your women ravishing demon. I just hope Louise doensae mind him getting vanquished, I'm getting the impression she likes him.

[taloola23uk]

Forgot to say you'll need to send him round to ma hoose for the potion to work, and he needs to be his self.

[Lambie\'s Lovechild]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by taloola23uk:

Forgot to say you'll need to send him round to ma hoose for the potion to work, and he needs to be his self. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

We could send Gaz and his wacky cigarettes. After a few of those, you wouldnt know if it was him or a demon from the fifth level of hell anyway.

[taloola23uk]

A women ravishing demon sounds a bit more tempting than Gaz though , no offence intended Gaz. I'm sure that afore yer misfortune with the wicca women you were a ravisher in your day.

[Scotfun]

He was awakened by a sharp elbow to the ribs.

"Hey,hey whats that noise?" Louise began slapping his face, "Pig, pig, wake up!"

"What noise?"

"Get up and see"

"goin you..." he protested

"Get up!"

He flung the duvet off "Christsake!..ken this, Im getting bunk beds." he swung his legs out knocking over the half empty can of special, "bastar!" he picked up the can and gave it a wee shake, the safisfying sound of slooshing liquid drew a smile, he drained the remnants.

"BURP!"

"What you doing now!" her voice raised

His finger searched the ashtray till they found something resembling a cigarette, he stuck the stub between his lips and sat there, first scratching then inspecting his hehaws, "'sake man!".

It took more than a few seconds for his vision to focus on the wardrobe mirror, his hair resembled 'oor Wullie'

"Will you go and see what that is!" she said with a quick thump to the shoulder

"fuc..where's ma tee shirt!"

"Here!" she flung him a pink 'Bad girl' bra top

He pulled on the top and staggered to the door

"Hey!" she shouted "did you come to your bed wearing one sock?"

He supported himself on the wardrobe looking at his feet as if they belonged to someone else

"Do'no"

The walk from the bedroom to the lounge resembled the 'Hippy hippy shake', he bumped into the wall and noticed the cracks in the plaster had'nt been repaired. He found the door to the lounge and went in.

"Hey...!" he roared " What's the Hampden roar like!"

SAMOZAN the chaos demon was hunched over the computer keyboard, two lesser demon's on either side, the first was a Golem like creature with pus oozing sores the other a horrible hairy-faced fat thing that was wearing a £200 shirt and eating a pie. They turned to see the man in the pink bra top and one sock, who's head wouldnt keep still.

The demons screemed and began cowering in the corner.

"The man with one sock! the prophecy! the prophecy!" sobbed the Golem beast

The pie eating monster pointed a finger and said "mumph mumph mumph" and took another huge bite of pie.

SAMOZAN after the initial shock, recognised the man "Itssss the massster!" he hissed

"What's going on here?...who's this crew like?"

"Massster...these are P.I.S.S. Player Initative Strategic Study group, we have developed a new tactic for you"

Burnett's head stopped bobbing, "New tactic!...show me!"

"Sssee massster.."began SAMOZAN "Thiss Sssentral Midfielder run'sss forward.." he drew an arrow on the screen "and eats the opposition goalie!"

The P.I.S.S squad all began laughing

"Wont work...you'll get a red card for that" Burnett shook his head.

"Well in that case...he runs forward and kill's the goalie!" The P.I.S.S squad gave each other hi-fives.

Burnett was reading the FIFA rule book "No...if there is intent then its a straight red"

"Well..."said the Golem beasty "Can he just run up and bit the goalies baws?"

"Naw.. that might be obstruction."

The P.I.S.S squad sat dejected and hunchy shouldered

" Keep trying boy's...you might have something here," Burnett stood up " and keep the noise down"

[John Paul Remington]

Lol

tom its getting better.

Anyway folks slight we change to tonights game, check your emails for more info.

The game will go ahead as usual but i'll not be online till later, but a mysteries host wil be left in my place to start the game for you,

c you all around 7 latest

cheers

Iain

[taloola23uk]

SACK THE HOST!!!!!

Alloa 0 - 0 Albion Rovers

A few chance missed by the league leaders Rovers and they will have to get the goals if they are going to stay as league leaders. Was a boring no score draw and the weather had a lot do with this. It was damp and wet and so was the game.

Ayr 0 - 2 Albion Rovers

The lanarkshire men travelled down the east coast for this match and what a game it was. There were several controversies and both managers had a lot of words for the referee. Rovers though took the victory with two good goals for young transfer listed striker Gary Robertson.

Albion Rovers 2 - 1 Clyde

Another good win and another good display, it's been a shock for most of the football world. The critics who tagged Rovers as definite's for the drop must be eating their words. There is a long way to go but it doesnt look like Rovers will be relegated this season.

St Johnstone 2 - 2 Albion Rovers

A great match and one the fans will take a long time to forget. Both teams deserved to win it so a draw would be the only fair result.

Keith 0 - 2 Albion Rovers

It was a predictable result and Rovers never allowed Keith even the slightest hint of breaking down their defence. The part time players had no chance, every time they managed to get possession they were closed down immediately. Rovers go through to the fourth round.

Albion Rovers 0 - 2 Gretna

Rovers lost their first game in nine games to the other promtion chasing team. Rovers record against this team is terrible and Watson will be doing all in her power to change it.

Queen of the South 1 - 1 Albion Rovers

Rovers made a poor start to the match and lost a goal. After half time they came out like a different team, they played exceptionally well in the second half and lost a goal to a dubious offside decision. But McManus was the hero of the day as he got a last minute equaliser.

[Gary Toner]

Gretna are all business as they go top

Goals galore this session as Gretna continue to make strides for promotion, With comfortable wins over all sides faced with the exception of perhaps Ross County and Albion Rovers.

The draw for the UEFA cup 3rd round was made and it seen us paired with Seria 'A' cracks Udinese who are sure to be tough to overcome but from our prevouis experinces in Europe this season has taught is expect the unexpected and we will look towards these games with excitement.

We are pleased to announce the signings of Steve Hammell, William Kinniburgh and Steven Craig all of Motherwell and all on 4 year deals for a combined total of £44k or there abouts.

Results

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Raydale - Gretna 7 - 2 Airdrie

Oskarsson 20,47 Wilson 79

52,75,90 Dunn 80

Uotinen 65

Williams 90

Somerset - Ayr Utd 1 - 4 Gretna

Bayne 71 Oskarsson 2,74

Stevens 12

Cameron 85

The Falkirk Stadium - Falkirk 0 - 6 Gretna

Oskarsson 1,27,56

Dowie 44

Williams 82,90

Raydale - Gretna 1 - 0 Ross County

Oskarsson 55

Raydale - Gretna 9 - 1 Alloa

Oskarsson 5,52,72 Nash OG 61

Williams 13,37

Uotinen 19

Nash 44

Kinniburgh 48,88

ScottishCup3RD - Raydale - Gretna 4 - 1 Dumbarton

Huss 1,17 Crabbe 30

Williams 43

Uotinen 74

Cliftonhill - Albion Rovers 0 - 2 Gretna

Oskarsson 20,40

Raydale - Gretna 6 - 0 St Johnstone

Oskarsson 19,35,45

Stevens 32,69

Williams 50

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[AndyJ]

Raith Update

Latest Results

Celtic 2-1 Raith

Kilmarnock 3-1 Raith

Livingston 3-3 Raith

Raith 3-1 Dundee

Rangers 2-0 Raith

Raith 1-1 Partick (SC)

Partick 3-4 Raith (SC replay)

Raith 3-0 Dunfermline

Hearts 5-4 Raith

Current League Position = 8th

Indeifferent form from Raith but they continue to concede a lot of goals and currently lie 4 points off the bottom. Pearson was a gem of a signing and a cheap one after Motherwell's financial problems, he will become the new club captain and has already scored his first goal for the club.

Craig Coates returned after 6 months of physiotherapy and scored 8 goals in 9 starts only to get injured for another 3 months with a torn groin muscle. Pearson has also struggled with a few niggling injuries but nothing major.

Raith will need to improve defensivley if they want to avoid the drop and the remaining league games against fellow strugglers Partick, Dunfermline and the 2 Dundee clubs will be vital.

[Scotfun]

HAMILTON H 1-1

FORFAR A 1-0

MOTHERWELL H 2-0

ST MIRREN A 0-1

EAST FIFE A 0-2

And THE STORM are at their rightful place, top of the league, they have laid waste all who would oppose them, poured scorn upon usurpers and tormented superior teams, those who felt the kiss of THE STORM and remained with their heart still beating were few in number.

And the victims.

The Killing Fields of Balmoor are awash with the weathered bones of once proud teams, countless in their folly, tortured and tormented by that which, in their darkest nightmare's, they could not have imagined.

But the candle burns low and the death bell tolls a mournful chime, The STORMBRINGER has severed the head of his creation, he has let loose his child to watch from afar...which way his offspring will blow he knows not, will it prosper? will it flounder? the task is clear, they lead with a handful of matches still to play, the crown is within their grasp, they need only...reachout... and claim what is rightfully theirs.

Their father awaits them...he longs for his child to join him in the higher level that is the 1st Div, for The STORMBRINGER has moved on to carry his dark magic to the West coast, to SOMERSET PARK and the HONEST MEN who unbeknownst to them shall arise like the pheonix to become

HELLRIDERS of the AYR

* * * * * * * * * *

Why would anyone take their club from the third Div to top of the 2nd with their 2nd consecative championship all but secured...then leave!

I really have no idea.

I wasn't really that drunk.

[Gary Toner]

Hellriders

Yeah moving to Ayr was a suprising move Tam but that's what keeps the game fresh.

[John Paul Remington]

The Merry Go Round Begins

The clan game has had in the last few weeks the most manager job changes forced or requested than it has in its total history.

Up until now, most players have been content to slog away with the club they began with but now, ambition is setting in, and the hunt for glory continues.

The Changes

Iain ( Host )

Peterhead -> Queen Of The South -> SACKED -> Brechin

Gaz

Gretna

Tracey

Albion Rover -> Dunfermline

Ric

Stranrear -> Berwick -> Queens Park

Andyj

Stirling -> Raith Rovers

Bod

Queens Park -> Brechin -> SACKED -> Queen of the South

Tom

East Stirling -> Berwick -> SACKED -> Retired

Tom2

Peterhead -> Ayr

Alexis

Stranrear ( New Member )

so the glory hunting continues.......

[John Paul Remington]

Doonhamers Sack Stewart

Press Statement from Stewart.

Get it right up yous, I hope you get relegated ya F&*$'s, unambitious pile of BEEEEEEEP

Ungrateful BEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPP

I'm no bitter but I hope you BEEEEEEEP go bust

NOW BEEEEEEEP OFF !

[John Paul Remington]

Stewart New Saviour of Brechin

There was Joy last night as Brechin unvailed their new boss and saviour in the shape of wrongly diss-missed Doonhamers Boss Stewart.

Stewart paraded in front of the Brechin faithfull look rough, a good shower and a razor would have done wonders, a strong stench of booze was wafting from him and mubbling of a nature not fit to print could be heard coming from him and he swayed unsteadie on his feet, sounding still very very sore from his dismissal 2 days ago from Queens, he looked unsure where he was but when the words from Brechin Chairman " Ladies and Gentleman the New Manager of Brechin City", emitted from the tannoy a smile spread across Stewarts face as he began were to realise were he was,

"I'm Back....I'm Back, and I'm gonna take this club to places were that no good beeeeeep Bod couldn't, sorry sorry language I know."

"Get me a razor and a copy of the local pub guide, lets get ****ed, again !!!!!! "

So how has Stewart Faired So Far

Brechin 1 - 1 Forfar

King 31 Tosh 9

Brechin 1 - 0 East Fife

King 39

Brechin 5 - 1 Morton

King 15 Little 30

Gillespie 52

Vierirnha 58

Gold 73

Black 77

Peterhead 2 - 1 Brechin

McCallum 36 Vella 38

Hampshire 76

Hamilton 2 - 1 Brechin

Wilson 54 King 1

Convery 56

Brechin 3 - 1 Queens Park

Gillespie 25 Brighton 13

Gold 45

King 71

A reasonable start for Stewart as he gets to grips with his new club and what they can do and how they can perform, some weakness's have be identified but the budget is in a state, thanks to the previous managers wild spending spree, and crazy wage offers.

Stewart has his work cut out but he can handle it and he will !

[Scotfun]

"I really dont understand it.." he spun round in his £200 leather swivel chair "He just left!"

"What did he say?" Louise said from behind the puzzle book

"I passed him at the gate when I got home tonight..Gola bag and everything..said he was 'going back to the fifteen torments of hell..FOR A REST!' I just dont understand it"

"Maybe he's just gone for a walk."

" He's a CHAOS demon Lou, he dont go walk's...he hasn't even fixed that plaster work in the hall.."

"Ah!" she sat forward "Well I said to him..soon as you left the house every morning,,I said 'com'on you there's cracks to be filled!'"

"Well you should have stayed on top of him."

" I did!" she protested

"Well you didnae dae it hard enough did ye!" he shook his head "Next time you will know better"

"Next time?" she raised an eyebrow "we..er..getting another demon?"

"I was thinking about it..unless you want a Kitten!"

"Naw...demons is fine by me." she sat tutting "I suppose your wanting to get another ravesher type demon!"

"Naw no this time"

"AYE!"

"What?"

"I mean..er..they make good sense around the house you know..er..doing stuff and such!"

"Ah dont know"

"Look.. sweetheart..trust me, I will have your demon filling crack's."

"It's no crack's am worried about.." he said "It's tactic's"

"Aye..I noticed!"

[Scotfun]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by John Paul Remington:

"I'm Back....I'm Back, and I'm gonna take this club to places were that no good beeeeeep Bod couldn't, sorry sorry language I know."

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

iain how could you use language like that 'BOD' there might be youngster's reading this.

[Rosco Van Nistelrooy]

*sniffs* Smells like gypo to me

[Gary Toner]

Some very good wins on the road and at home, and all round good performances from all areas of the team. Long may it continue.

The league threw up no suprises especially really with perhaps the return of an old favourite in Juliusson with his new side Queen of the south where he managed to grab himself a brace in a match that ended all square.

Cup games have also been kind to us and thanks to a fantastic performace over spl side Livingston we find ourselves in the League cup final.

In Europe we'll it is a different matter as Udinese eventually found their way to Raydale park after a slight delay when they had no idea where on earth Gretna was, the game itself was a pretty dull matter with only one goal seperating the sides as we have to travel to Italy in the 2nd leg it is a daunting prospect one that we will relish however.

Results <pre class="ip-ubbcode-code-pre">

Broadwood Stadium - Clyde 1 - 5 Gretna

Invincible 6 Uotinen 25,31,90

Stevens 63

Agnew 81

Palmerston Park - Q.O.S 2 - 2 Gretna

Juliusson 16,36 Oskarsson 30

Cameron 34

League Cup Semi - Hampden - Gretna 4 - 3 Livingston

Uotinen 21 Pasquinelli 66

Cameron 38 Gethins 70

Mackie 73,81 Foley 80

ScottishCup4th - Raydale - Grenta 3 - 0 Dundee

Cameron 25

Mackie 40, 45

Kinnburgh s/o 90

Raydale - Gretna 4 - 1 Falkirk

Nash 13 MacSween 35

Mackie 29

Blandon 46

Agnew 89

Excelsior - Airdrie Utd 0 - 1 Gretna

Nash 80

Raydale - Gretna 3 - 1 Ayr utd

Oskarsson 7,74 Kean 11

Hutton 58

UEFA CUP 3RD 1ST lEG - Raydale - Gretna 0 - 1 Udinese

Jorgensen 10

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[AndyJ]

Raith Update

Latest Results

Partick 1-0 Raith (David Rowson)

Motherwell 0-3 Raith (Pearson, Sutton, Brady)

Dundee Utd 0-1 Raith (Simon Brown)

Raith 5-1 Aberdeen (Peers 2, Sutton 2, Middleton / Tiernan)

Raith 0-1 Celtic (Petrov)

A big improvement from Raith recently as they didnt concede as many goals and picked up valuable points - 9 from the last available 15. Mark Peers has been in outstanding form recently and Sutton's goals have been important. Still in 8th at the moment - 6 points clear of relegation.

Jones also confirmed that Danish youngster Mads Torry will sign on a bosman free at the end of the season. Also waiting on a permit for Nenad Lalatovic who may also sign on a bosman free.

[Lambie\'s Lovechild]

BRECHIN MANAGER ARRESTED OVER ALLEGED VANDALISM

Dumfries and Galloway police today confirmed that a 28yr old man, believe to be current Brechin boss Iain Stewart, for an act of vandalism at Palmerston Park, home of local club Queen of the South.

Police were called to the stadium when the groundsman opened up on Saturday morning to find the words "Get it right up yous, I hope you get relegated ya Fuds" had been burned into the playing surface with Weedkiller, and that the boardroom had been broken into, and any alcoholic substance in there had been removed.

Stewart left Dumfries police station without comment, adding that his solicitor was now handling the matter, and that it was probably new manager Stevie McGuinness attempting to sway support from the fickle fans that once loved him and now spoke of him only when passing last nights curry.

The phrase "I just stank the place out with a humongous Iain Stewart" is fast becoming a catchphrase with the Dumfrieshire public.

[John Paul Remington]

Brechin Boss Denies Vandalism

Press Statement from Brechin City....

Brechin City would like to come out today and announce that Manager Iain Stewart had nothing what so ever to do with the recent vandalism that occured at Palmerston Park.

Stewart has the full backing of the Board and the fans here as he has totally transformed this club around bringing in a winning mentality and gaining promotion to the 1st division something that last TUBE we had in charge couldn't manage, and the title is only one game away.

Brechin look forward to a long and success future with Stewart at the helm to guide the club in ways Bod could only lie awake at night and dream of.

The board would also like to announce that the scheduled transfer of one of Stranraers brightest young stars has been cancelled, at the request of Stewart which has been grately accepted by Stranraer Boss Manson, he added that that the 2 clubs would now like to put this incedent behind them and lay the blame squarely at the feet of previous and morality lacking Bod.

Stewart added at the end

"I look forward to next seasons assult on the 1st Division, and the 1st visit of the Doonhamers and sticking a few past them !"

"and I'd just like to add......

GET IT RIGHT UP YA QUEENS !"

The large assembled crowd of jublient Brechin fans cheered and joined Stewart in a conga to the local pub, let the good times roll.

[Scotfun]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by John Paul Remington:

_Brechin Boss Denies Vandalism_

Press Statement from Brechin City....

Brechin City would like to come out today and announce that Manager Iain Stewart had nothing what so ever to do with the recent vandalism that occured at Palmerston Park.

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Well what were you doing in the police station then?

[Plumble]

Alrite People

[John Paul Remington]

As they say Tom nothing more than helping with Enquiries, thats all being the decent honest citizen that I am

[John Paul Remington]

Clan Recruitment

The scots Sunday Clan Currently has 2 places available for new members. Season 3 ends this weekend and pre-season will begin.

If your interested in joining the Scots Sunday clan, get in touch

Sundays 6pm - 10pm

No Schoolies and broadband only.

Check out the clan website for more info

The Scots Sunday Clan

[Scotfun]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by John Paul Remington:

being the decent honest citizen that I am

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Thought you were a Celtic supporter?

[Scotfun]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Plumble:

Alrite People<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hello Plumble

[Scotfun]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by John Paul Remington:

_Clan Recruitment_

The scots Sunday Clan Currently has 2 places available for new members. Season 3 ends this weekend and pre-season will begin.

If your interested in joining the Scots Sunday clan, get in touch

Sundays 6pm - 10pm

No Schoolies and broadband only.

Check out the clan website for more info

http://www.sundayclan.co.uk<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yes people get your details to Iain ASAP, this is a fun place...we have regular drunken debauchery...animal sex (only Toner) and a plentyful supply of fudge, oh and not to forget Bod's wardrobe, which he will happly describe to you.(contents of not actual wardrobe itself)

[John Paul Remington]

sorry were's my manners

Hello Plumble

[Scotfun]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by John Paul Remington:

Sundays 6pm - 10pm

No Schoolies

http://www.sundayclan.co.uk<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Lets not be tooooo hasty here, there might be some delightful young ladies that May or may not be of a school age who might benefit from hanging around with us...

well some of us...

Not that Im a prevert or anything but Im concerned with the social development of our youth and Im convinced a jolly good spanking..

at champo will do them the world of good.

Look at what we have to offer as a clan:

Free French lesson's from Alexis.

Bod can show them how to dress nicely.

Fat Ric can teach them to write essay's

Iain can show that you can be bed ridden with a life threatening illness and be miraculously cured when there is a european tie in Spain.

Tracy can teach the pro's and con's of fudge.

Gaz will teach them the right way to stroke a puppy.

Andy can show them...er...can teach them... how to write his name.

You see we really have So much to offer.

[Gary Toner]

Are we trying to get people to join or scare them off ?

[Gary Toner]

While you're pointing people to the website Iain, you might want to update it

[AlexisManson]

Stranraer Update

Stranraer currently find themselves comfortably on top of the Scottish Third Division, 4 points clear of Stenhousemuir. French manager Alexis Manson has obviously played a big part in steering the team towards promotion in less than a year. His record is simply astounding, considering the club finished last season second last.

The club's best player so far is Alan Reid, with an average of 7.68 (1st in player rankings). He is also top scorer in the league with 21 goals out of 38 games. The attack is by far the healthier part of the team, with 3 excellent strikers fighting for 2 places (Reid, Hislop and O'Driscoll), though Manson did experiment with a 4-4-3 formation on several occasions. They have scored 21, 17, and 16 goals respectively. Alan Reid is also top of the assist ranking (12).

15 year old star defender John Thompson should stay at Stranraer after new Brechin manager Iain Stewart agreed to cancel the deal initiated by Bod. Manson is grateful and pleasantly surprised at Stewart's decision:

"I am glad to know Iain agress with me about the fact that Thompson needs to mature in a healthy environment for a few years in order to protect him. The kid has a bright future and it would be sad to see his career path change too abruptly too soon."

A Berwick Third Division 2 : 0

H Elgin Third Division 1 : 0

H Dunfermline League Cup 2nd Rnd 4 : 2

A Dumbarton Third Division 0 : 0

H East Stirling Third Division 1 : 0

H Stenhousemuir Third Division 0 : 0

H Cowdenbeath Third Division 2 : 1

H Dundee League Cup 3rd Rnd 0 : 1

A Stirling Third Division 2 : 4

H Montrose Third Division 3 : 0

A Arbroath Third Division 5 : 1

H Berwick Third Division 0 : 0

A Brechin Scottish Cup 1st Rnd 0 : 0

H Brechin Scottish Cup 1st Rnd Rep 3 : 1

A East Stirling Third Division 3 : 2

A St. Mirren Scottish Cup 2nd Rnd 0 : 1

A Elgin Third Division 2 : 2

H Dumbarton Third Division 3 : 1

A Stenhousemuir Third Division 1 : 3

A Cowdenbeath Third Division 1 : 1

H Stirling Third Division 1 : 1

A Montrose Third Division 3 : 1

H Arbroath Third Division 2 : 0

H Elgin Third Division 2 : 0

A Dumbarton Third Division 3 : 1

A Berwick Third Division 0 : 1

H East Stirling Third Division 3 : 1

H Stenhousemuir Third Division 0 : 0

H Cowdenbeath Third Division 3 : 0

A Stirling Third Division 2 : 0

H Montrose Third Division 5 : 1

H Berwick Third Division 3 : 1

A Elgin Third Division 3 : 0

A Arbroath Third Division 1 : 1

H Dumbarton Third Division 0 : 1

Stranraer are already promoted to the 2nd dvision. They won 20 games, drew 8, and lost 6 out of 34 games. 65 goals for, 28 against (best defence in the league).

Manson also denied any rumours that he was giving some private French lessons to a Swedish Model

[Lambie\'s Lovechild]

Unavailable this weekend. Will be in Portsmouth for a few days.

[John Paul Remington]

no problem bod, cheers for letting me know, I'm sure the local dancing in portsmouth will apreciate you high quality of your wardrope

enjoy.

[Scotfun]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lambie's Lovechild:

Unavailable this weekend. Will be in Portsmouth for a few days.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

WHAT A TART..he's gone come dancing instead of playing wi me!

[Scotfun]

AYR UNITED

Due to what may or may not be an alcohol related problem certain clan members are missing notes etc...shape up people.

Ayr near religation...trying to save them...

[Gary Toner]

Gretna one word ..... Champions

Gretna have done the impossible, Gretna are champions of the Scottish 1st division at the first time of asking, that's right Gretna are heading to the SPL after 3 straight promotions and 2 league championships Gretna will finally be mixing it with the big boys.

This season their has been alot of highs and some minor lows but all in all it has been a season to remember for the Raydale loyal, our trip into the unknown waters of Europe was ended by a impressive Udinese, we crashed out the Scottish cup in the QF to Raith Rovers, but for all that i wouldn't change anything.

Results<pre class="ip-ubbcode-code-pre">

Recreation - Alloa 0 - 4 Gretna

Oskarsson 14,43,59

Barclay 51

League Cup Final - Hampden - Celtic 3 - 2 Gretna

Rae 11 Oskarsson 34,77

Mora 18

Quansah 46

Raydale - Gretna 1 - 1 Albion Rovers

Williams 40 Mercer 77

McDiarmid Park - St Johnstone 1 - 3 Gretna

Stewert 89 Blandon 37

Cameron 57,76

Raydale - Gretna 2 - 1 Clyde

Hutton 14 Ferguson 74

Williams 36

Raydale - Gretna 1 - 1 Q.O.S

Oskarsson 77 Barnard 21

Somerset Park - Ayr utd 0 - 2 Gretna

Kerr 15

Uotinen 34

Falkirk Stadium - Falkirk 2 - 4 Gretna

Whalen 63 Thompson 62,73

Ferguson 72 Uotinen 75,79

</pre>

Financial we look good, so what will the SPL bring who knows? we wait with bated breath.

[Scotfun]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Gary Toner:

_Gretna one word ..... Champions_

Gretna have done the impossible, Gretna are champions of the Scottish 1st division at the first time of asking, that's right Gretna are heading to the SPL after 3 straight promotions and 2 league championships.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yes very impressive.

[John Paul Remington]

Season 3 Over, Pre-season done and 4 on its way

The scots Sunday Clan has finished season 3 and completed pre-season for Season 4, the new season is about to get underway.

League tables and updates to follow, but well done guys a great season.

Gaz once again proves Gretna are the team to beat with 3 straight promotions and 2 championships is currently no1 in the clan with his achievements and has even took gretna into Europe.

Still 2 places up for grabs in the clan so get in touch via thread, email or Clan Webby.

So who will jump ship this time, who will grab honours, get sacked and will tom ever get those cracks filled, stayed tuned......

[Rosco Van Nistelrooy]

gazll winning this cant be true