SRL88 Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 'Tonight we head to Manchester where the 5th Annual FMCU Awards will be held. We have a new host this year in the form of myself, SRL88. Join me later where we celebrate the best that the FMCU has to offer with the 2014 Awards'. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 Good luck dude, I will be there in spirit. Hopefully FM15 will herald a comeback for me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRL88 Posted October 29, 2014 Author Share Posted October 29, 2014 'We are a little an hour away from the 5th Annual FMCU Awards and Deisler26 has sent his best wishes via video message to everyone in attendance'. 'As people begin to enter it is time for me to hand over to the brained beauty on the red carpet, Miss Rachel Riley.... 'Hi Steven. Yes, you join me here on the red carpet as we close in on the start of this fantastic evening where we celebrate the brilliance of the FMCU. I am super excited and can't wait for the night ahead'. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRL88 Posted October 29, 2014 Author Share Posted October 29, 2014 'Well we begin tonight's awards with some music, and kicking us off this evening is pop diva Beyonce 'Beyonce 'wows' the crowd with some booty shaking and ridiculous dancing having the crowd both in awe and in giggles. We have a good night ahead.' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
deltablue Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 Right, where's the VIP bar? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomtuck01 Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 Rachel Riley? Could've got Hayley McQueen. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRL88 Posted October 29, 2014 Author Share Posted October 29, 2014 An excited Rachel Riley see's the first major guest of the night, 2013 Best FMCU Poster deltablue on the red carpet[/i] 'Hi deltablue. You're here as the reigning Best FMCU Poster. Are there, if any awards you see yourself in with a chance of winning?' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadessico Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 Do we have a popcorn stall? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRL88 Posted October 29, 2014 Author Share Posted October 29, 2014 A disappointed looking tomtuck01 follows deltablue up the red carpet and is stopped by Rachel... 'Hi Tom. I think we all know from your tweets over the past weeks that had wished to meet Hayley McQueen tonight, but how do you foresee the night going?' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
deltablue Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 'Hi deltablue. You're here as the reigning Best FMCU Poster. Are there, if any awards you see yourself in with a chance of winning?'[/center] I doubt it, but that just means the pressure's off and I can just have more fun, starting with you Rachel Best of luck to everyone. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRL88 Posted October 29, 2014 Author Share Posted October 29, 2014 Do we have a popcorn stall? 'Bradley Cooper announces via tannoy that the peasant seats are up in the rafters where you will find the popcorn and hot dogs.' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomtuck01 Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 'Hi Tom. I think we all know from your tweets over the past weeks that had wished to meet Hayley McQueen tonight, but how do you foresee the night going?' Well it's disappointing she's not here, but at the end of the day I'm here to win, regardless of who I meet. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRL88 Posted October 29, 2014 Author Share Posted October 29, 2014 I doubt it, but that just means the pressure's off and I can just have more fun, starting with you Rachel Best of luck to everyone. 'Well we wish you the best of luck deltablue. I hope you enjoy your night'. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRL88 Posted October 29, 2014 Author Share Posted October 29, 2014 Well it's disappointing she's not here, but at the end of the day I'm here to win, regardless of who I meet. 'Best of luck tonight tomtuck01. I wish you well and I might see you at the after-party.' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRL88 Posted October 29, 2014 Author Share Posted October 29, 2014 Heading out on to the stage is tonight's host SRL88. 'I would like to introduce tonight's guest and the person who will be presenting the awards to the winners of tonight's show. Please, everybody welcome the spectacular Jessica Ennis-Hill......(applause) 'Hi everyone and thank you for the introduction SRL88. I wish everyone the best of luck tonight and I will be back soon with the announcement for our first award'. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomtuck01 Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 Oooohhh very nice. Yorkshire! Yorkshire! Yorkshire! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadessico Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 what kind of peasants can afford popcorn with todays prices? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRL88 Posted October 29, 2014 Author Share Posted October 29, 2014 Jessica Ennis-Hill walks onto the stage to announce the winner of our first award... Jessica: 'The first award of the evening tonight is Best FMCU Newcomer which was formally known as the Under the Radar Award. We have three nominees for the award. They are OneUnited, Ryan377 and DavidBeckham... 'Okay Jessica, and the winner??.. Jessica: 'And the winner is.......*rips*.............DavidBeckham Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
deltablue Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 Good one DB2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadessico Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 *hands DB some peasant popcorn* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomtuck01 Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 Congratulations. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRL88 Posted October 29, 2014 Author Share Posted October 29, 2014 'We haven't been able to get hold of DavidBeckham yet who isn't here this evening, but hopefully at some point he will be able to accept his award via satellite'. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
deltablue Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 I think he might be caught up in traffic. A busload of OTFers crashed and shut the road off not long ago. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 *pops head round curtain* Well done, DB! *pulls head away* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRL88 Posted October 29, 2014 Author Share Posted October 29, 2014 'Well we head to our second award and after a change of outfit, it is time to welcome back Jessica Ennis-Hill for our second award....' Jessica: 'Hi Steven. This next award is one which has been difficult to vote for. There wasn't much that stood out but we managed to get three nominees for Best FMCU Fountain of Youth Career'. 'Okay Jessica, who are the nominees?' Jessica: 'The nominees for Best FMCU Fountain of Youth Career are GreyedOutMan for 'Morons? You Bet!, Makoto Nakamura for 'Ludere Causa Ludendi - Queens Park F.C and finally Jalanthustrel for 'The Fabulous Baker Boys'. 'I agree Jessica. This was definitely a very tough category this year, but we have three nominees so who is our winner?' Jessica: 'The winner, of Best FMCU Fountain of Youth Career for 2014 is.........*rips*..............GreyedOutMan for 'Morons? You Bet!''. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
deltablue Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 He's no Moron that's for sure. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadessico Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 But he may be stuck in traffic too Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreyedOutMan Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 Wow! That's unexpected! Thanks guys! Glad so many of you enjoyed reading this. If you want to follow my exploits, they'll be mainly in Neppo's Youth challenge this year, but no Morons, just with my beloved Arsenal this time around. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRL88 Posted October 29, 2014 Author Share Posted October 29, 2014 'There are rumours going round that GreyedOutMan is in the building....Yes, wait, he is with Rachel now..... Rachel: 'GreyedOutMan, how does it feel to be voted the winner of the Best FMCU Fountain of Youth Career Award?' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadessico Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 That's how he did the youth challenge, he's developed time travel Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreyedOutMan Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 Haha I've never been in this thread before let alone won an award. I'm really enjoying it, it's making me laugh and it's really good to know that all the hard work that went into my moronic save was worthwhile. The legends of players like Jesper Fajers will live on! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRL88 Posted October 29, 2014 Author Share Posted October 29, 2014 Haha I've never been in this thread before let alone won an award. I'm really enjoying it, it's making me laugh and it's really good to know that all the hard work that went into my moronic save was worthwhile. The legends of players like Jesper Fajers will live on! Rachel: 'Thanks for that GreyedOutMan. Enjoy the rest of the night'. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreyedOutMan Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 Great to see also that I am the successor to our erstwhile host, SRL88, who won the award last year! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rancer890 Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 Popping by. Congrats Becks and GreyedOutMan. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRL88 Posted October 29, 2014 Author Share Posted October 29, 2014 'I have just received a tweet from the winner of the 2011 award for Best FMCU Poster, rancer890 who has congratulated both our winners this evening. Top man!!' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rancer890 Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 @rancer890 great to see turnout @fmcuawards 2 deserved winners & more2come #getchapopcornready Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRL88 Posted October 29, 2014 Author Share Posted October 29, 2014 'Well we come to our third award of the night as we welcome back out Jessica... Jessica: Hello again. This next award is for the person who is the most inventive, the one with the biggest creative mind. It is the award for Best FMCU Thread Name. There were many votes in this category this year, but despite all of the votes there was one person who received more votes than the rest'. 'mmmmmm nice bottom. I mean, yes Jessica?' Jessica: Haha. Ironically the winner of Best FMCU Thread Name for 2014 is the person with the least inventive name. The winner is tomtuck01 for 'Insert Interesting Name Here - Tomtuck's Second FM Career Adventure'. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRL88 Posted October 29, 2014 Author Share Posted October 29, 2014 'Rachel, can you grab a word with tomtuck01 please? Rachel: 'Yes of course SRL88. tomtuck01. This is your first ever award in the FMCU. How does it feel to have been crowned the winner of Best FMCU Thread Name?' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
deltablue Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 Genius Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD nawrat Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 I have never witnessed these awards before and it makes me a little sad tbh. This is superb work, SRL Congrats to the award winners also Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomtuck01 Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 Rachel: 'Yes of course SRL88. tomtuck01. This is your first ever award in the FMCU. How does it feel to have been crowned the winner of Best FMCU Thread Name?' Well I'm absolutely thrilled. I honestly only named it that as I couldn't come up with anything else at the time. After that it just seemed to stick! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
deltablue Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 I have never witnessed these awards before and it makes me a little sad tbh. This is superb work, SRL Congrats to the award winners also It's always great fun. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 Looks like I wont be needed for next year! SRL88 is doing a bang up job!! JDownie: Try the last few years' awards Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRL88 Posted October 29, 2014 Author Share Posted October 29, 2014 I have never witnessed these awards before and it makes me a little sad tbh. This is superb work, SRL Congrats to the award winners also Looks like I wont be needed for next year! SRL88 is doing a bang up job!!JDownie: Try the last few years' awards I am enjoying writing it, but certainly don't think I do as good as a job as Deisler. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRL88 Posted October 29, 2014 Author Share Posted October 29, 2014 'After an interval we are back for our fourth award of the evening and out comes Jessica once more with the envelope....' Jessica: 'This next award is for the person who is recognised for having the best team throughout the year in the FMCU. This is the Best FMCU Team Award'. 'Do we have any nominees Jess?' Jessica: 'We do Steven. There are two nominees this year. They are SRL88 for 'Sant Andreu' and dafuge for 'Caersws', the latter of which has won the last two awards in this category'. 'Okay Jessica, and who is our winner this year?' Jessica: 'The winner of the 2014 award for Best FMCU Team is..........*rips*, by one vote...........SRL88 for 'Sant Andreu'. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
deltablue Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 Wow, talk about tight, and I don't mean my pants! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 The bookies are going wild!!! It's a sensational upset!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
deltablue Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 Yes. Paddy Power paid punters prematurely. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRL88 Posted October 29, 2014 Author Share Posted October 29, 2014 Rachel: 'Well, well, well SRL88. This is being billed as a complete upset by the public'. 'I can understand that Rachel. dafuge is a legend in this part of the world and having won this award for the last two years he was certainly the favourite for a treble. All I can say is that is an absolute honour to have eclipsed such a man. I only hope I can do it justice until next years awards'. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomtuck01 Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 Fiiiiiiiiiiixxx!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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