It's Bloody Marvellous for the FMS Lot

mark wilson27 · April 9, 2019

November 2020:
The month started with an entertaining game for the fans which started with an own goal as M.Ash put through his own net from a low cross on the 20th minute. Six minutes later though we equalised as M.Powell rose above the defence and headed a Faramir cross past the keeper. On the 34th minute Solihull retook the lead as C.Rowan jinked through the defence and slotted in under G.Spencerzyk. Just before the break we equalised again with Balthazars hitting home from outside the area after running onto a loose ball. The second half was all action and on the 49th minute C.Norton gave Solihull another goal with a thunderous effort from ten yards which nearly split the net apart. Ten minutes later you guessed it we equalised with Balthazars heading in from close range after a great cross by Diego Imposta. With eleven minutes remaining in the game Solihull yet again retook the lead as K.Bullock hit the ball low and past the outstretched arms of G.Spencerzyk. Deep into injury time we had the chance to equalise as Balthazars failed to hit the target from the penalty spot after Salkster was brought down in the area.

Our next game saw us facing Eastleigh but we got off to a dire start with E.Onariase jinking into the area and wasted no time in firing under G.Spencerzyk. The goal seemed to give us the kick up the arse we needed and on the 33rd minute we grabbed the leveller as Marco Van Bas Turd hit a curling effort into the top corner of the net which gave the keeper no chance of saving. The second half was pretty dire with little in the way of action however on the 83rd minute the winning goal was scored with Diego Imposta running onto a loose ball in the midfield and unleashed a powerful shot in off the crossbar.

A cracking start against Bromley saw us taking the lead on the 10th minute with Balthazars doing the honours from close range. It wasn't long till we grabbed another goal with Balthazars heading in on the 21st minute from a Terk Jr cross. The second half though was a different affair as Bromley piled on the pressure and G.Burrows pulled a goal back on the 57th minute with a fine strike. We weren't getting close to the ball and with five minutes remaining in the game they got the equaliser they deserved with a low shot which G.Cundle slotted in.

The final game of the month was much like the first with some attacking and entertaining football. It was Gateshead who grabbed the lead with R.Williams showing some silky skill to beat M.Ash and wasted no time in firing under the body of G.Spencerzyk. On the 19th minute it was two nil with M.Curry heading past the keeper after the whole defence seemed to be caught out ball watching. Just after the half hour we pulled a goal back as CFuller ran onto a Sherm through-ball and slotted in under the onrushing keeper. The second half was two minutes old when we levelled the scores as Faramir hit home from twelve yards with a powerful low shot. On the hour though Gateshead retook the lead as T.Ablade made light work of the defence and curled in from twelve yards after spotting the keeper out of position. The pressure was intense from Gateshead and on the 89th minute T.Ablade grabbed his second of the game and Gateshead's fourth.

Monthly Results: (Vanarama National League unless stated)
14/11/20: Solihull Moors (18/46) (a) 3-4L M.Powell, Balthazars (2) / M.Ash og, C.Rowan, C.Norton, K.Bullock
21/11/20: Eastleigh (19/46) (h) 2-1w M.Van Bas Turd, Diego Imposta / E.Onariase
24/11/20: Bromley (20/46) (a) 2-2d Balthazars (2) / O.Burrows, G.Cundle
28/11/20: Gateshead (21/46) (a) 2-4L CFuller, Faramir / R.Williams, M.Curry, T.Ablade

Team:

| Name               | Position         | Apps   | Gls    | Ast    | Clean sheets | Conc   | Yel    | Red    | Av Rat | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Georgez Spencerzyk | GK               | 9      | 0      | 0      | 1            | 19     | 0      | 0      | 6.87   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| BobBev             | GK               | 8 (1)  | 0      | 0      | 5            | 7      | 0      | 0      | 7.00   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Panpardus          | GK               | 5      | 0      | 0      | 0            | 17     | 0      | 0      | 6.64   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Martin. A Powell   | D (R)            | 19     | 1      | 2      | -            | -      | 2      | 0      | 6.70   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Manxie Ash         | D (C)            | 13 (4) | 1      | 1      | -            | -      | 4      | 0      | 6.95   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Mark Catterall     | D (C)            | 6 (3)  | 0      | 0      | -            | -      | 1      | 0      | 6.58   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Rien102            | D (C)            | 7      | 2      | 0      | -            | -      | 1      | 0      | 7.39   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Dalbeider          | D (RC)           | 18     | 0      | 2      | -            | -      | 5      | 1      | 6.89   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Terry Owens        | D (RLC), WB (R)  | 6 (2)  | 1      | 2      | -            | -      | 1      | 0      | 7.46   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Bagpuss            | D (LC), WB (L)   | 19     | 1      | 4      | -            | -      | 0      | 0      | 7.07   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Diego Imposta      | DM               | 12 (1) | 2      | 1      | -            | -      | 4      | 0      | 6.88   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Marco Van Bas Turd | DM, M (C)        | 12     | 2      | 1      | -            | -      | 5      | 0      | 7.00   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Neilhoskins        | M (R)            | 15     | 10     | 9      | -            | -      | 2      | 1      | 8.04   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Sherm              | M (C)            | 8      | 2      | 2      | -            | -      | 2      | 0      | 7.56   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Greyfriars Bobby   | M (C)            | 6 (4)  | 0      | 0      | -            | -      | 4      | 0      | 6.68   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Ben Beck           | M (L)            | 6      | 0      | 1      | -            | -      | 0      | 0      | 7.00   | 
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| Terk Jr            | M (RC), AM (C)   | 10     | 0      | 1      | -            | -      | 4      | 0      | 6.67   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Faramir            | M/AM (R), ST (C) | 12 (3) | 4      | 1      | -            | -      | 2      | 0      | 7.05   | 
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| WLKRAS             | AM (RL)          | 7 (4)  | 1      | 2      | -            | -      | 2      | 1      | 7.20   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Copper Horse       | ST (C)           | 16 (1) | 2      | 4      | -            | -      | 1      | 0      | 6.74   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Salkster           | ST (C)           | 6 (8)  | 6      | 1      | -            | -      | 0      | 0      | 6.99   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| CFuller            | ST (C)           | 10 (4) | 11     | 2      | -            | -      | 2      | 0      | 7.45   | 
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| Balthazars         | ST (C)           | 12 (1) | 8      | 4      | -            | -      | 4      | 0      | 7.35   | 
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Other News:
With only one win throughout the month we have dropped to 8th place some eight points of the leaders Maidstone and a single point outside the play-offs.
At the start of the month Rien102 was called up for Canadian squad for the matches against Honduras and Antigua & Barbuda which were to be played in the middle of the month. The first match against Honduras saw him playing eighty six minutes as his side lost 3-2 in the World Cup qualifying match. Rien102 also played seventy seven minutes against Antigua & Barbuda as his side won 4-0.
Injury news sees Balthazars missing the end of the month and probably the whole December after straining his calf muscle in the match against Bromley.
More injury news sees Salkster out for around 6-7 weeks after getting a sports hernia at the end of the month
M.Van Bas Turd missed the last game of the month after picking up his fifth yellow card of the season against Bromley
The draw for the First Round of the FA Trophy has taken place and we have been drawn at home against FC Halifax
Dalbieder has completed his National C Coaching license and has already stated that he will looking to go for his National B Licence

Now for the boring bit. The United Kingdom is leaving the EU at the end of the season. (The following is straight from the screenshot)
More details have been announced regarding the United Kingdom leaving the European Union at the end of the season.
From next season, British leagues with registered squads will use a 16-foreign player limit. A new work permit system will apply to foreign players signing for a new club in United Kingdom.
Players Home-grown in Nation will not need to be registered.
European Union players already playing in there nations will be given special status to all them to be treated as non-foreign and will not require any work permit.
As part of the breakaway, players from Ireland will continue to be treated as non-foreign to the nations leaving the European Union.
Hopefully your still awake

Rien102 · April 9, 2019

It's not because because of Brexit rules, it's the rhum... I promise!!!

BenArsenal · April 9, 2019

It's funny how Brexit makes more sense in the game than in real life... :cool:

CFuller · April 9, 2019

Miles for Prime Minister, I say.

Good to see things are going well for me up front, though not so much for Mark Catterall (who was actually more of a midfielder than a defender, to be fair).

mark wilson27 · April 10, 2019

Rien -Wakey wakey hopefully the rest of the story will keep you awake

Ben - If only Brexit was as simple as it is in the real game. I'm not into politics at all but I'm getting fed up with it

Chris - Mr Fuller is doing an excellent job for the side and I hope he keeps it up. Mark Catterall will hopefully up his game but I've got no worries about him. As for his position we were struggling in defence

December 2020:
The first game of the month was horrendous as we failed to get going at all. On the 8th minute Grimsby grabbed the lead as A.Nadesan beat Panpardus to a loose ball. Ten minutes later the same player fired in another goal from six yards after Panpardus spilt a cross. We were being outplayed with ease and on the 34th minute G.Ogunseri made it 3-0 with a low shot into the far corner. It was getting embarrassing and on the stroke of half time A.Nadesan grabbed his hat-trick with a thunderous effort which Panpardus failed to get close to the ball. The second half wasn't much better as we continued to be outplayed and on the hour A.Nadesan made it four for the game with a curling effort right into the top corner. On the 75th minute we pulled a goal back as T.Owens rose above the defence and headed a C.Horse cross past the keeper;. With three minutes remaining in the game we grabbed a second goal with Terk Jr firing in a daisy cutter into the net but it was too little too late.

Our next match saw us facing Ebbsfleet and we failed to get going in this one as well. On the 18th minute they took the lead as C.Whitely ran into the area unmarked and fired past Panpardus. Twelve minutes later it was two nil with L.Coulson doing the honours from outside the area which gave the keeper little chance of saving . We were being battered and on the stroke of half time C.Whitely grabbed his second of the game with a well worked team move which split through my defence and he fired under Panpardus. The second half was a lot better as within a minute of the restart we grabbed a goal back with WLKRAS curling a free-kick into the top corner after CFuller was fouled. On the 66th minute we grabbed another goal with Faramir beating the offside trap and rounded the keeper to slide into the back of the net. With nine minutes remaining in the game we levelled the scores with CFuller doing the honours from just inside the area to complete a great comeback.

We now faced Crewe and started the better with Sherm running through the defence and firing under the onrushing keeper. However after the goal we seemed to full asleep and Crewe started to dominate. On the 39th minute Crewe levelled to scores with a powerful effort from R.Miller which beat the keeper into the bottom corner. The second half was all Crewe and on the 88th minute they finally got the winner they deserved with R.Wintle doing the honours. Not a great performance.

FC Halifax were our next opponents in the FA Trophy 1st Round and it was the away side who dominated with plenty of attacking football and if it wasn't for G.Spencerzyk we would have been several goals down. After the half time rollicking we came out and played a lot better and on the 64th minute we took the lead with CFuller hitting home from outside the area. We carried on the forward pressure however we struggled to break through the FC Halifax defence. Not the best of performances but we did enough to get through.

Our next game saw us facing Tranmere and lets just say you lot must have eaten far too much on Christmas day as we were battered. On the 8th minute we went a goal down with H.Rodgers slotting in from six yards and this was followed on the 11th minute by a C.Comber penalty after M.Ash fouled in the area. Straight from kick off we were three down after C.Horse lost the ball and S.Seedorf hit home with power past Panpardus. We were dire and on the 18th minute S.Seedorf made it four nil with a simple shot from five yards after Panpardus failed to get a simple ball. After the pathetic start to the game it seemed to quieten down and with four minutes remaining in the half we pulled a goal back as a corner was headed in by Rien102. The second half wasn't great in truth either as Tranmere carried on the pressure and on the 48th minute C.Spellman tapped in an easy shot after my defence failed to deal with a low cross. Three minutes later S.O'Brien grabbed another goal for Tranmere with a powerful strike into the top corner. On the 57th minute we pulled another goal back with M.A Powell hit a curling effort into the top corner which gave the Tranmere keeper no chance of saving. Five minutes later Tranmere scored again with S.O'Brien with a great team move which saw the defence ripped apart. Tranmere had one last goal in the game as S.O'Brien completed his hat-trick from the penalty spot after T.Owens handled in the area. On the 81st minute we grabbed a third goal with CFuller running into the area unmarked and fired under the keeper. On the stroke of full time we grabbed a fourth goal with J.Edmonson heading a Faramir cross past his own keeper.

The final game of the month was not an entertaining game for the fans that turned up with some dire play by both sides. The first half saw not a single attempt on goal by neither side. The second half wasn't much better with only the one shot on goal as Sherm hit a powerful effort into the top corner after he spotted the keeper off his line.

Monthly Results: (Vanarama National League unless stated)
1/12/20: Grimsby (22/46) (h) 2-5L T.Owens, Terk Jr / A.Nadesan (4), G.Ogunseri
5/12/20: Ebbsfleet (23/46) (h) 3-3d WLKRAS, Faramir, CFuller / C.Whitely (2), L.Coulson
12/12/20: Crewe (24/46) (h) 1-2L Sherm / R.Miller, R.Wintle
19/12/20: FC Halifax (FA Trophy 1st Rd) (h) 1-0w CFuller
26/12/20: Tranmere (25/46) (a) 4-8L Rien102, M.A Powell, CFuller, J.Edmonson og / H.Rodgers, C.Comber, S.Seedorf (2), C.Spellman, S.O'Brien (3)
28/12/20: Torquay (26/46) (h) 1-0w Sherm

Team:

| Name               | Position         | Apps   | Gls    | Ast    | Clean sheets | Conc   | Yel    | Red    | Av Rat | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Georgez Spencerzyk | GK               | 11     | 0      | 0      | 2            | 21     | 0      | 0      | 6.82   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Panpardus          | GK               | 9      | 0      | 0      | 1            | 33     | 0      | 0      | 6.52   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Martin. A Powell   | D (R)            | 23     | 2      | 2      | -            | -      | 3      | 0      | 6.78   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Manxie Ash         | D (C)            | 19 (4) | 1      | 1      | -            | -      | 4      | 0      | 6.79   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Mark Catterall     | D (C)            | 6 (3)  | 0      | 0      | -            | -      | 1      | 0      | 6.58   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Rien102            | D (C)            | 11     | 3      | 0      | -            | -      | 1      | 0      | 7.18   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Dalbeider          | D (RC)           | 23     | 0      | 3      | -            | -      | 6      | 1      | 6.83   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Terry Owens        | D (RLC), WB (R)  | 9 (3)  | 2      | 2      | -            | -      | 1      | 0      | 7.23   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Bagpuss            | D (LC), WB (L)   | 24     | 1      | 4      | -            | -      | 0      | 0      | 7.03   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Diego Imposta      | DM               | 13 (1) | 2      | 1      | -            | -      | 4      | 0      | 6.87   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Marco Van Bas Turd | DM, M (C)        | 12 (1) | 2      | 1      | -            | -      | 5      | 0      | 6.98   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Neilhoskins        | M (R)            | 18     | 10     | 10     | -            | -      | 3      | 1      | 7.84   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Sherm              | M (C)            | 14     | 4      | 2      | -            | -      | 4      | 0      | 7.26   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Greyfriars Bobby   | M (C)            | 9 (4)  | 0      | 1      | -            | -      | 4      | 0      | 6.67   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Ben Beck           | M (L)            | 6      | 0      | 1      | -            | -      | 0      | 0      | 7.00   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Terk Jr            | M (RC), AM (C)   | 12 (2) | 1      | 2      | -            | -      | 5      | 0      | 6.70   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Faramir            | M/AM (R), ST (C) | 18 (3) | 5      | 3      | -            | -      | 2      | 0      | 6.99   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| WLKRAS             | AM (RL)          | 8 (6)  | 2      | 2      | -            | -      | 2      | 1      | 7.13   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Copper Horse       | ST (C)           | 21 (1) | 2      | 5      | -            | -      | 1      | 0      | 6.67   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Salkster           | ST (C)           | 6 (8)  | 6      | 1      | -            | -      | 0      | 0      | 6.99   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| CFuller            | ST (C)           | 16 (4) | 14     | 3      | -            | -      | 3      | 0      | 7.28   | 
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| Balthazars         | ST (C)           | 12 (2) | 8      | 4      | -            | -      | 4      | 0      | 7.29   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

Other News:
After a bloody disastrous month we are down to 13th in table seventeen points behind leader Maidstone and luckily only four points off the play-offs.
Transfer news sees BobBev leaving us to join York City for £8,250 which could rise to £10,500.
The draw for the FA Trophy 2nd Round sees us facing a home tie against St.Albans
The 8-4 embarrassment against Tranmere sees us breaking a club record for the highest scoring game, it is also now a competition record as well

On a seperate note (I know I keep going on about this) but I need some new player names, I have all but exhausted current members and old

mark wilson27 · April 11, 2019

January 2021:
Not the start I wanted to the new year as Sutton outplayed us, out thought us and generally battered us. The game was three minutes old when we conceded the first goal as C.Washington beat M.Ash to a poor pass and fired under Panpardus. On the 19th minute it was two nil with J.Tucker making the defence look like a Sunday league defence as they split through them with ease and slotted in past the keeper. We just weren't looking like a side and on the stroke of half time L.Carey jinked in from the wing and unleashed a superb effort past Panpardus who in truth stood no chance. The half time hair dryer had little effect and two minutes into L.Carey grabbed his second of the game and Suttons fourth with a well taken shot from eighteen yards. Their was one more goal in the game as with eleven minutes remaining in the game D.Wishart completed a great team move which ripped my defence apart and finished with a simple shot past the keeper. Happy New Year

We pretty much carried on from the previous game as we struggled with the basics but luckily this time Wealdstone found it alittle harder to get through the defence. However on the 38th minute they finally got the goal they deserved as O.Obi ran through the defence with ease and hit home past Panpardus. The second half wasn't the best in truth as we again struggled with things like passing and general play. On the hour mark they made it two nil with S.Sanders showing the defence some excellent skill before rounding Panpardus and firing into the empty net. However their was one more goal in the game as we pulled a goal back very late into the game with Faramir curling in a free-kick from the edge of the area after Neilhoskins was brought down on the way to goal.

For some reason we just cant get going in games and the same applied to this game as St.Albans grabbed the early lead in the FA Trophy 2nd Rd tie with J.Walker firing in from close range on the 7th minute. St.Albans came close to getting another but Panpardus saved from the penalty spot after Rien102 fouled in the area. Deep into first half injury time we were reduced to ten men after Sherm was given a second yellow card followed by a red. The second half though was all us as we played the better with ten men and on the 74th minute we grabbed the equaliser as Balthazars skilfully beat the St.Albans defence and fired under their keeper. However for all our second half pressure we failed to get the second goal we deserved and the tie went to a replay.

We now faced another game against St.Albans and yet again they took an early lead as J.Walker fired in on the 9th minute as he capitalised on a M.Powell error. It was all St.Albans though as they piled on the pressure without ever really testing my keeper. However like in the previous game on the stroke of half time we were reduced to ten men after Rien102 was given a second yellow card which was of course followed by the red. The second half saw St.Albans battering us with attack after attack but luckily their finishing was as bad as our defending and 1-0 loss was in truth flattering for us.

For once it was us that got off to a flyer as nine seconds into the game we took the lead as CFuller ran from kick off and unleashed a thunderbolt into the back of the net from twenty yards. However that was as exciting as it got for the side as Billericay decided to switch on and give us a footballing lesson. On the 8th minute they levelled the scores with S.Deering the the honours from ten yards after M.Powell's poor pass was intercepted. Twelve minutes later it was two nil with R.Williams heading in from a corner after the entire side was caught ball watching. Billericay piled on the pressure but luckily failed to score again in the first half. To say I was savage during the half time team talk was an understatement. The words had little effect as we continued to be outplayed and on the 67th minute L.John-Lewis headed in another easy corner to make it 3-1. We just didn't look like a team who cared and on the stroke of full time the fourth Billericay goal was scored with R.Taylor doing the honours from close range.

The final game of the month saw us losing to FC Halifax in a close game. The first half saw little in the way of chances but on the 43rd minute L.Charman gave the home side the lead with a scruffy effort which bobbled past G.Spencerzyk. The second half was more open and on the 54th minute we levelled the scores with B.Beck hitting home from just inside the area after running onto a Neilhoskins through-ball. However as with the rest of the month we let ourselves down as on the 88th minute A.Kenyon gave the home side all three points with a simply worked goal which we should have defended a lot better.

Monthly Results: (Vanarama National League unless stated)
2/1/21: Sutton (27/46) (a) 0-5L No scorers / C.Washington, J.Tucker, L.Carey (2), D.Wishart
9/1/21: Wealdstone (28/46) (h) 1-2L Faramir / O.Obi, S.Sanders
16/1/21: St.Albans (FA Trophy 2nd Rd) (h) 1-1d Balthazars / J.Walker
20/1/21: St.Albans (FA Trophy 2nd Rd Replay) (a) 0-1L No scorers / J.Walker
23/1/21: Billericay (29/46) (h) 1-4L CFuller / S.Deering, R.Williams, L.John-Lewis, R.Taylor CFULLER9SEC
30/1/21: FC Halifax (30/46) (a) 1-2L B.Beck / L.Charman, A.Kenyon

Team:

| Name               | Position         | Apps   | Gls    | Ast    | Clean sheets | Conc   | Yel    | Red    | Av Rat | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Georgez Spencerzyk | GK               | 12     | 0      | 0      | 2            | 23     | 0      | 0      | 6.82   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Panpardus          | GK               | 14     | 0      | 0      | 1            | 46     | 0      | 0      | 6.59   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Martin. A Powell   | D (R)            | 29     | 2      | 2      | -            | -      | 3      | 0      | 6.67   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Manxie Ash         | D (C)            | 25 (4) | 1      | 1      | -            | -      | 5      | 0      | 6.73   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Mark Catterall     | D (C)            | 8 (3)  | 0      | 0      | -            | -      | 1      | 0      | 6.55   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Rien102            | D (C)            | 15     | 3      | 0      | -            | -      | 3      | 1      | 7.03   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Petr Bezborodov    | D/WB/M/AM (L)    | -      | -      | -      | -            | -      | -      | -      | -      | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Tom Ashley         | D/WB (L)         | 1      | 0      | 0      | -            | -      | 0      | 0      | 6.60   | 
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| Terry Owens        | D (RLC), WB (R)  | 12 (3) | 2      | 2      | -            | -      | 1      | 0      | 7.16   | 
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| Diego Imposta      | DM               | 19 (1) | 2      | 1      | -            | -      | 7      | 0      | 6.81   | 
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| Marco Van Bas Turd | DM, M (C)        | 12 (2) | 2      | 1      | -            | -      | 5      | 0      | 6.96   | 
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| Neilhoskins        | M (R)            | 24     | 10     | 11     | -            | -      | 5      | 1      | 7.51   | 
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| Sherm              | M (C)            | 17     | 4      | 2      | -            | -      | 4      | 1      | 7.14   | 
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| Greyfriars Bobby   | M (C)            | 12 (4) | 0      | 1      | -            | -      | 5      | 0      | 6.72   | 
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| Ben Beck           | M (L)            | 10 (1) | 1      | 2      | -            | -      | 2      | 0      | 6.95   | 
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| Terk Jr            | M (RC), AM (C)   | 12 (4) | 1      | 2      | -            | -      | 5      | 0      | 6.68   | 
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| Faramir            | M/AM (R), ST (C) | 21 (3) | 6      | 3      | -            | -      | 2      | 0      | 6.93   | 
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| WLKRAS             | AM (RL)          | 10 (6) | 2      | 2      | -            | -      | 2      | 1      | 7.03   | 
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| Copper Horse       | ST (C)           | 23 (3) | 2      | 5      | -            | -      | 1      | 0      | 6.64   | 
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| Salkster           | ST (C)           | 7 (8)  | 6      | 1      | -            | -      | 0      | 0      | 6.95   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| CFuller            | ST (C)           | 21 (5) | 15     | 3      | -            | -      | 3      | 0      | 7.16   | 
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| Balthazars         | ST (C)           | 14 (3) | 9      | 4      | -            | -      | 4      | 0      | 7.21   | 
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Other News
After a month without a single win sees us down to 18th place some 13pts off the play-off spots and 26pts off top spot. On a more important note we are 4ppts above the relegation spots
Injury news sees M.Catterall out for all but the first game of the month after pulling his abdominal muscle during training early in the month.
Salkster missed half this month and around half of February after picking up a knee injury in the St.Albans game
Transfer news sees Bagpuss joining Blackburn Rovers for a fee of £14,250, during his FMS career he managed to score just the one goal and earned four Man of the Match awards.
Other transfer news sees Dalbeider joining Notts Co for a fee of £11,500, during his FMS career he managed the one goal and earn't three Man of the Match awards
Transfer incomings sees us signing Petr Bezborodov (EvilDave) from Dover for £11,750. He is a 27yr old Ukrainian Full Back
Another player that joined us was Tom Ashley (Tom Ashley) who joined us from Leyton Orient for £18,000. He is a 29yr old Full Back.
CFuller's goal against Billericay was the clubs record quickest goal after scoring within nine seconds of the game

mark wilson27 · April 16, 2019

February 2021:
A cracking start saw us taking the lead against Dagenham & Redbridge early in the game after Salkster fired in from the penalty spot after CFuller was brought down in the area. On the 13th minute we were awarded another penalty after Salkster's effort was handled, Salkster stepped up and made it two nil. Twelve minutes later we grabbed another goal with CFuller running onto an B.Beck through-ball and fired in under the keeper. The second half was much the same with plenty of forward pressure by us lot and on the 59th minute Salkster completed his hat-trick with a fine strike from just inside the area. We were in complete control and with three minutes remaining in the game we added a fifth goal with Salkster scoring his fourth of the game.

Eighteen minutes into the game against Chesterfield I was forced into a change with P.Bezborodov coming on for the injured WLKRAS. Just after the half hour the first goal was scored with C.Lavery running through the defence and wasted no time in firing past Panpardus. The second half was a close affair with the action being centred in the middle third of the pitch. However our resilience paid off as Sherm grabbed the equaliser with a low shot past the keeper.

A great start against Hartlepool saw us taking the lead in the 2nd minute as Faramir rose above the defence and headed a Terk Jr past the keeper. Ten minutes later we made it two nil with Sherm running into the area unmarked and wasted no time in firing past the keeper. On the stroke of half time we conceded a sloppy goal as L.James fired with pace past G.Spencerzyk. The second half was all Hartlepool and on the 48th minute L.Noble grabbed a goal from penalty spot after B.Beck fouled in the area. Ten minutes later Hartlepool were reduced to ten men after L.Noble was sent off after a second yellow card. On the 63rd minute L.James grabbed his second goal of the game and their third with a curling effort into the top corner. With twelve minutes remaining in the game Hartlepool scored a fourth goal as J.Bohull made a mockery of the defence and fired past my keeper. On the stroke of full time it was five for Hartlepool with a low shot from J.Bohull to complete the rout.

Barnet came flying out of the blocks and with twelve second we were a goal down with B.Sambou running with ball into the area and dinked the ball over the onrushing G.Spencerzyk. We weren't getting close to the ball at all and on the 34th minute it was two nil with B.Sambou tapping in after G.Spencerzyk flapped at a simple cross. The second half was all Barnet however it was us that grabbed the only goal of the half with Balthazars rattling the ball in off the upright after hitting a speculative effort from outside the area.

Monthly Results: (Vanarama National League unless stated)
2/2/21: Dag & Red (31/46) (a) 5-0w Salkster (4), CFuller
13/2/21: Chesterfield (32/46) (a) 1-1d Sherm / C.Lavery
20/2/21: Hartlepool (33/46) (h) 2-5L Faramir, Sherm / L.James (2), L.Noble, J.Bohull (2)
27/2/21: Barnet (34/46) (a) 1-2L Balthazars / B.Sambou (2)

Team:


| Name               | Position         | Apps   | Gls    | Ast    | Clean sheets | Conc   | Yel    | Red    | Av Rat | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Georgez Spencerzyk | GK               | 15     | 0      | 0      | 3            | 30     | 0      | 0      | 6.82   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Panpardus          | GK               | 15     | 0      | 0      | 1            | 47     | 0      | 0      | 6.60   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Martin. A Powell   | D (R)            | 29     | 2      | 2      | -            | -      | 3      | 0      | 6.67   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Manxie Ash         | D (C)            | 29 (4) | 1      | 1      | -            | -      | 5      | 0      | 6.78   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Mark Catterall     | D (C)            | 8 (3)  | 0      | 0      | -            | -      | 1      | 0      | 6.55   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Rien102            | D (C)            | 18     | 3      | 0      | -            | -      | 5      | 1      | 6.92   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Petr Bezborodov    | D/WB/M/AM (L)    | 1 (2)  | 0      | 0      | -            | -      | 1      | 0      | 7.37   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Tom Ashley         | D/WB (L)         | 5      | 0      | 0      | -            | -      | 1      | 0      | 7.04   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Terry Owens        | D (RLC), WB (R)  | 16 (3) | 2      | 2      | -            | -      | 2      | 0      | 7.16   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Marco Van Bas Turd | DM, M (C)        | 12 (3) | 2      | 1      | -            | -      | 5      | 0      | 6.94   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Neilhoskins        | M (R)            | 25     | 10     | 11     | -            | -      | 6      | 1      | 7.52   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Sherm              | M (C)            | 20     | 6      | 2      | -            | -      | 6      | 1      | 7.20   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Greyfriars Bobby   | M (C)            | 13 (4) | 0      | 1      | -            | -      | 5      | 0      | 6.78   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Ben Beck           | M (L)            | 13 (1) | 1      | 3      | -            | -      | 3      | 0      | 7.06   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Terk Jr            | M (RC), AM (C)   | 15 (5) | 1      | 3      | -            | -      | 5      | 0      | 6.71   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Faramir            | M/AM (R), ST (C) | 25 (3) | 7      | 4      | -            | -      | 5      | 0      | 6.96   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| WLKRAS             | AM (RL)          | 11 (6) | 2      | 2      | -            | -      | 2      | 1      | 7.01   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Copper Horse       | ST (C)           | 23 (3) | 2      | 5      | -            | -      | 1      | 0      | 6.64   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Salkster           | ST (C)           | 10 (9) | 10     | 2      | -            | -      | 1      | 0      | 7.04   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| CFuller            | ST (C)           | 23 (7) | 16     | 5      | -            | -      | 4      | 0      | 7.17   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Balthazars         | ST (C)           | 17 (4) | 10     | 5      | -            | -      | 4      | 0      | 7.20   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

Other News
Despite only winning one game we moved up to 17th in the league some 32pts off top spot and 14pts off the play-offs. We are also six points off the relegation spots.
Transfer news sees Diego Imposta joining League Two side Leyton Orient for a fee of £8,5000
Injury news sees Greyfriars Bobby miss the first half of the month after gashing his upper leg in the game against Dag & Red.
WLKRAS missed the last half of the month and will miss the first half of March after twisting his ankle early in the game against Chesterfield. The Chesterfield game also saw us lose Faramir for around a week after also twisting his knee
Disciplinary news sees us fined £750 after our side picked up six yellow cards in the game against Hartlepool

mark wilson27 · April 17, 2019

March 2021:
A busy month of matches started with a home tie against Boreham Wood and we were on the back foot from the 18th minute after Terk Jr was given a second yellow card and sent off. On the 32nd minute Boreham Wood took the lead with a beautiful effort from C.Prosser which gave G.Spencerzyklittle chance of saving. The second half was much the same with the away side dominating and on the 73rd minute they grabbed the killer goal with A.Kellett making light work of my defence and wasting no time in firing under the keeper.

For once we put in a performance against AFC Telford and we piled on the pressure. However it took till the 34th minute for the first goal as a M.Van Bas Turd cross diverted past the keeper by N.Tavares for an own goal. The second half saw us carrying on the pressure and on the 65th minute we added another goal with Salkster running though the defence with the ball and wasted no time in firing with pace past the keeper. We were in complete control but we just couldn't find that third goal we deserved.

We now faced Fylde and played reasonably well but we just couldn't get through the stubborn defence. However luckily for us Fylde weren't even trying to get forward and so they never really troubled the defence. The first half saw one effort as Salkster crashed the ball past the keeper and onto the crossbar. The second half was again dominated by us with plenty of forward play which never tested the keeper until the 88th minute as Faramir ran onto a Salkster pass and fired with pace past the keeper. I was happy that we had actually managed to win two games on the bounce for the first time since October.

We now faced an away game Wrexham and we got off to a stunning start as Greyfriars Bobby fired us into the lead at his second attempt after his first was parried by the keeper. On the stroke of half time we gave ourselves the two goal lead we deserved as Balthazars ran onto a poor clearance by the Wrexham keeper to slot home. The second half though was all Wrexham as they came out with a purpose. We were on the back foot from the start but it took them till the 89th minute to pull a goal back as B.Webb headed in past Panpardus. Deep into injury time we let ourselves down as some woeful defending as a team saw J.Yates heading in a free-kick to give Wrexham a share of the points.

We seemed to carry on from the previous forty five minutes into this game against Maidstone as the away side piled on the pressure. Six minutes into the game they took the lead as J.Fisher hit a low shot past G.Spencerzyk who pretty slow to react. We weren't even close to getting the ball the and on the stroke of half time we were punished for some poor play as DJ Buffonge ran onto a loose ball and curled in a goal of the season contender. The second half was all Maidstone but luckily for us their end product was as poor as our general product.

The final game of the month saw us facing Macclesfield and it took us till the 3rd minute to take the lead with Faramir hitting a free-kick with power into the top corner after CFuller was fouled on the way to goal. After the goal the game descended into a midfield battle with both keeper made virtually redundant. The second half saw our side piling on the pressure more but it took till late in the game for us to grab the killer goal with M.Van Bas Turd slotting in from six yards to make sure of the three points

Monthly Results: (Vanarama National League unless stated)
2/3/21: Boreham Wood (35/46) (h) 0-2L No scorers / C.Prosser, A.Kellett
6/3/21: AFC Telford (36/46) (a) 2-0w N.Tavares og, Salkster
13/3/21: Fylde (37/46) (h) 1-0w Faramir
20/3/21: Wrexham (38/46) (a) 2-2d Greyfriars Bobby, Balthazars / B.Webb, J.Yates
23/3/21: Maidstone (39/46) (h) 0-2L No scorers / J.Fisher, DJ Buffonge
27/3/21: Macclesfield (40/46) (a) 2-0w Faramir, M.Van Bas Turd

Team:

| Name               | Position         | Apps   | Gls    | Ast    | Clean sheets | Conc   | Yel    | Red    | Av Rat | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Georgez Spencerzyk | GK               | 18     | 0      | 0      | 4            | 34     | 0      | 0      | 6.84   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Panpardus          | GK               | 18     | 0      | 0      | 3            | 49     | 0      | 0      | 6.66   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Martin. A Powell   | D (R)            | 29     | 2      | 2      | -            | -      | 3      | 0      | 6.67   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Manxie Ash         | D (C)            | 35 (4) | 1      | 1      | -            | -      | 6      | 0      | 6.82   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Mark Catterall     | D (C)            | 9 (4)  | 0      | 0      | -            | -      | 1      | 0      | 6.62   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Rien102            | D (C)            | 23     | 3      | 0      | -            | -      | 5      | 1      | 6.93   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Petr Bezborodov    | D/WB/M/AM (L)    | 6 (3)  | 0      | 0      | -            | -      | 1      | 0      | 7.04   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Tom Ashley         | D/WB (L)         | 6 (1)  | 0      | 0      | -            | -      | 1      | 0      | 6.91   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Terry Owens        | D (RLC), WB (R)  | 22 (3) | 2      | 2      | -            | -      | 3      | 0      | 7.14   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Marco Van Bas Turd | DM, M (C)        | 18 (3) | 3      | 2      | -            | -      | 5      | 0      | 7.00   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Neilhoskins        | M (R)            | 25 (1) | 10     | 11     | -            | -      | 6      | 1      | 7.49   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Sherm              | M (C)            | 22     | 6      | 2      | -            | -      | 6      | 1      | 7.16   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Greyfriars Bobby   | M (C)            | 16 (4) | 1      | 2      | -            | -      | 5      | 0      | 6.88   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Ben Beck           | M (L)            | 19 (1) | 1      | 3      | -            | -      | 3      | 0      | 6.97   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Terk Jr            | M (RC), AM (C)   | 16 (5) | 1      | 3      | -            | -      | 5      | 1      | 6.69   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Faramir            | M/AM (R), ST (C) | 31 (3) | 9      | 5      | -            | -      | 5      | 0      | 6.98   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| WLKRAS             | AM (RL)          | 11 (6) | 2      | 2      | -            | -      | 2      | 1      | 7.01   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Copper Horse       | ST (C)           | 25 (3) | 2      | 5      | -            | -      | 2      | 0      | 6.63   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Salkster           | ST (C)           | 14 (9) | 11     | 3      | -            | -      | 1      | 0      | 7.00   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| CFuller            | ST (C)           | 29 (7) | 16     | 5      | -            | -      | 4      | 0      | 7.06   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Balthazars         | ST (C)           | 17 (7) | 11     | 5      | -            | -      | 4      | 0      | 7.13   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

Other News:
Another up and down month results wise saw us 16th in the table at the end of the month 32pts off top spot and 14pts off the play-offs. We are also 9pts off relegation. With 18pts left to play for we need to pick up a few more wins to keep away from the dreaded drop.
International news sees Rien102 called up by the Canadian manager for the games against Mexico and Honduras at the end of the month. Rien102 played the full game against Honduras and did well as his side beat them 3-2. He wasn't at fault for the two goals. He didn't play in the game against Mexico
Injury news sees Sherm out for virtually the whole of April after he picked up a concussion in training towards the end of the his month. His estimated time out is 3-4 weeks

mark wilson27 · April 18, 2019

April 2021:
The month began with a game against Eastleigh and despite starting the better it was Eastleigh that grabbed the lead as E.Vasalo ran from the wing and curled the ball past G.Spencerzyk who was unable to get a hand to it. We reacted well though and didn't let our heads get down as we started to pressurise the Eastleigh side more and just before the break B.Beck slotted in from close range after some great team play. The second half was all us as we controlled all aspects of play and on the 77th minute we got the winning goal with T.Owens rising above the defence and heading a B.Beck corner into the net.

We carried on from the previous game as we dominated Solihull Moors and on the 3rd minute we took the lead with Rien102 sprinting with the ball and wasted no time in firing with power under the keeper. Solihull weren't getting near the ball and just before the break we were awarded a penalty after CFuller was brought down in the area, however C.Horse fired wide with the penalty. The second half was too easy for us as we controlled everything and on the 69th minute we added another goal with B.Beck finding the back of the net from outside the area. Three minutes later I was forced into a change with T.Ashley coming on for the injured P.Bezborodov Solihull never threatened us after the game I was informed that the win means we cant get relegated this season

Our next game was against Bromley and they started the better with some excellent play which we couldn't cope with. Despite their domination it took till the 37th minute for them to score as H.Brockbank headed home ten yards after some poor defending. The second half was better for us as we actually started to play and on the hour we grabbed the equaliser as B.Beck continued his great scoring form for the month with a fine strike which gave the keeper little chance of saving. We were dominating the play a lot more but we failed to get past a very stubborn Bromley defence.

Our penultimate game of the month saw a complete wash out against Grimsby with some real dire play. Throughout the first half their wasn't a single shot on target. The second half didn't fair any better for the fans that came with some real poor play by both sets of players. The only thing of note was that Grimsby managed to get all but one player booked with no sendings off

The final game of the month saw us facing Gateshead and on the 12th minute we took the lead with CFuller running through the defence onto a T.Ashley through-ball and wasted no time ion firing past the keeper, We carried on piling forward but had to settle for a couple of rattled crossbars for our efforts in the first half. The second half was much the same with attack after attack and on the 87th minute we finally got the killer goal with CFuller playing a one two with Salkster fire in under the keeper.

Monthly Results: (Vanarama National League unless stated)
2/4/21: Eastleigh (41/46) (a) 2-1w B.Beck, T.Owens / E.Vasalo
5/4/21: Solihull Moors (42/46) (h) 2-0w Rien102, B.Beck
10/4/21: Bromley (43/46) (h) 1-1d B.Beck / H.Brockbank
17/4/21: Grimsby (44/46) (a) 0-0d No Scorers
24/4/21: Gateshead (45/46) (h) 2-0w CFuller (2)

Team:


| Name               | Position         | Apps   | Gls    | Ast    | Clean sheets | Conc   | Yel    | Red    | Av Rat | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Georgez Spencerzyk | GK               | 21     | 0      | 0      | 5            | 36     | 0      | 0      | 6.86   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Panpardus          | GK               | 20     | 0      | 0      | 5            | 49     | 0      | 0      | 6.70   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Martin. A Powell   | D (R)            | 30     | 2      | 2      | -            | -      | 3      | 0      | 6.67   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Manxie Ash         | D (C)            | 40 (4) | 1      | 2      | -            | -      | 6      | 0      | 6.85   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Mark Catterall     | D (C)            | 9 (5)  | 0      | 0      | -            | -      | 1      | 0      | 6.61   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Rien102            | D (C)            | 28     | 4      | 0      | -            | -      | 6      | 1      | 6.99   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Petr Bezborodov    | D/WB/M/AM (L)    | 8 (3)  | 0      | 0      | -            | -      | 1      | 0      | 7.03   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Tom Ashley         | D/WB (L)         | 8 (3)  | 0      | 1      | -            | -      | 1      | 0      | 7.04   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Terry Owens        | D (RLC), WB (R)  | 27 (3) | 3      | 2      | -            | -      | 3      | 0      | 7.19   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Marco Van Bas Turd | DM, M (C)        | 23 (3) | 3      | 2      | -            | -      | 6      | 0      | 6.98   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Neilhoskins        | M (R)            | 28 (2) | 10     | 12     | -            | -      | 6      | 1      | 7.40   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Sherm              | M (C)            | 22     | 6      | 2      | -            | -      | 6      | 1      | 7.16   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Greyfriars Bobby   | M (C)            | 21 (4) | 1      | 3      | -            | -      | 5      | 0      | 6.89   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Ben Beck           | M (L)            | 23 (1) | 4      | 4      | -            | -      | 3      | 0      | 7.12   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Terk Jr            | M (RC), AM (C)   | 16 (5) | 1      | 3      | -            | -      | 5      | 1      | 6.69   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Faramir            | M/AM (R), ST (C) | 33 (5) | 9      | 5      | -            | -      | 5      | 0      | 6.94   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| WLKRAS             | AM (RL)          | 12 (6) | 2      | 2      | -            | -      | 2      | 1      | 7.00   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Copper Horse       | ST (C)           | 29 (3) | 2      | 5      | -            | -      | 2      | 0      | 6.62   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Salkster           | ST (C)           | 15 (9) | 11     | 4      | -            | -      | 1      | 0      | 7.00   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| CFuller            | ST (C)           | 34 (7) | 18     | 5      | -            | -      | 4      | 0      | 7.04   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Balthazars         | ST (C)           | 17 (9) | 11     | 5      | -            | -      | 4      | 0      | 7.09   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

Other News:
An unbeaten month sees us rise to 12th and safe from relegation with 61pts. With one game left to play we cant reach the play-offs and will finish the season in 12th.
Injury news saw P.Bezborodov out for the rest of the season after breaking his ribs in the game against Solihull Moors.
CFuller's goal against Gateshead was his first goal for more than 15 hours of play much to his relief.

mark wilson27 · April 22, 2019

May 2021:
The final match of the season saw us struggling to get going and on the 18th minute R.Dawson fired with pace past Panpardus to give Ebbsfleet the lead. They carried on with the better play but my defence played brilliantly to deny them the chance to score. The second half was pretty tight in truth but on the 79th minute we grabbed the equaliser with Faramir hitting a great free-kick into the top corner after CFuller was fouled. In truth the game was a bit of a damp squid with little for the fans to get excited at.

Monthly Results: (Vanarama National League unless stated)
1/5/21: Ebbsfleet (46/46) (a) 1-1d Faramir / R.Dawson

End of Season Squad:


| Name               | Position         | Apps   | Gls    | Ast    | Clean sheets | Conc   | Yel    | Red    | Av Rat | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Georgez Spencerzyk | GK               | 21     | 0      | 0      | 5            | 36     | 0      | 0      | 6.86   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Panpardus          | GK               | 21     | 0      | 0      | 5            | 50     | 0      | 0      | 6.71   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Martin. A Powell   | D (R)            | 30     | 2      | 2      | -            | -      | 3      | 0      | 6.67   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Manxie Ash         | D (C)            | 40 (5) | 1      | 2      | -            | -      | 6      | 0      | 6.85   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Mark Catterall     | D (C)            | 10 (5) | 0      | 0      | -            | -      | 2      | 0      | 6.61   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Rien102            | D (C)            | 29     | 4      | 0      | -            | -      | 6      | 1      | 6.98   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Petr Bezborodov    | D/WB/M/AM (L)    | 8 (3)  | 0      | 0      | -            | -      | 1      | 0      | 7.03   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Tom Ashley         | D/WB (L)         | 9 (3)  | 0      | 1      | -            | -      | 1      | 0      | 7.02   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Terry Owens        | D (RLC), WB (R)  | 28 (3) | 3      | 2      | -            | -      | 3      | 0      | 7.18   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Marco Van Bas Turd | DM, M (C)        | 23 (4) | 3      | 2      | -            | -      | 6      | 0      | 6.97   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Neilhoskins        | M (R)            | 28 (2) | 10     | 12     | -            | -      | 6      | 1      | 7.40   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Sherm              | M (C)            | 23     | 6      | 2      | -            | -      | 6      | 1      | 7.13   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Greyfriars Bobby   | M (C)            | 21 (4) | 1      | 3      | -            | -      | 5      | 0      | 6.89   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Ben Beck           | M (L)            | 23 (1) | 4      | 4      | -            | -      | 3      | 0      | 7.12   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Terk Jr            | M (RC), AM (C)   | 17 (5) | 1      | 4      | -            | -      | 5      | 1      | 6.70   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Faramir            | M/AM (R), ST (C) | 34 (5) | 10     | 5      | -            | -      | 5      | 0      | 6.98   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| WLKRAS             | AM (RL)          | 13 (6) | 2      | 2      | -            | -      | 2      | 1      | 6.97   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Copper Horse       | ST (C)           | 30 (3) | 2      | 5      | -            | -      | 2      | 0      | 6.61   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Salkster           | ST (C)           | 15 (9) | 11     | 4      | -            | -      | 1      | 0      | 7.00   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| CFuller            | ST (C)           | 35 (7) | 18     | 5      | -            | -      | 4      | 0      | 7.03   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Balthazars         | ST (C)           | 17 (9) | 11     | 5      | -            | -      | 4      | 0      | 7.09   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

Other News:
The start of the month saw B.Beck winning the Vanarama National Young Player of the Month award after an impressive three goals in four games
This seasons Vanarama National has been won by Barnet.
Neilhoskins average league rating of 7.43 sees him breaking the record for the Vanarama National League, beating the previous record held by Nathan Pond who's average rating was 7.30

With the season for us ending the club had its annual awards night.
Fans Player of the Season: CFuller (39%)
Young Player of the Season: T.Owens
Top Scorer: CFuller (18)
Highest Average Rating: Neilhoskins (7.40)
Most Assists: Neilhoskins (12)
Best Pass Completion: Greyfriars Bobby (86%
Player of the Match Awards: CFuller & Sherm (4)
Most Yellow Cards: Sherm, Neilhoskins, Rien102, M.Van Bas Turd and M.Ash (6)
Most Red Cards: Sherm, WLKRAS, Neilhoskins, Rien102 and Terk Jr (1)

The season performance review sees us finishing 12th in the lead which is pretty good to say we were in a potential relegation fight halfway through the season. In the FA Cup we only managed to reach the 4th qualifying round which was disappointing. The FA Trophy saw us being knocked out in the 2nd round and in truth I was hoping for more of a run. The crown hasn't let us down despite our up and down form with an average attendance of 5,085 which is 92% of our capacity.
Squad dynamics wise sees CFuller and Neilhoskins as our team leaders with WLKRAS and Rien102 being our highly influential players.

mark wilson27 · April 23, 2019

June 2021:
No matches played so no reports guys

Monthly Results: (Vanarama National League unless stated)
No matches played

Team:
No stats due to no matches being played

Other News:
International news sees Rien102 called up by the Canadian manager for the games against Grenada and Cayman Islands. He played the first game against Grenada as they won 3-1 with an impressive performance. He also played the full match against Cayman Islands as his side won 4-0 with another impressive performance.
More international news for Rien102 sees him being called up for the Gold Cup which takes place during July. He played in another friendly as his Canadian side beat Suriname 2-1, he however didn't impress with his performance
Greyfriars Bobby has started to train for his National C License which will take around 4 months to earn which he has paid for himself.

At the end of the month the United Kingdom finally left the EU. I won't bore you again with details. If you want to go through it again read the post (November 2020)

mark wilson27 · April 23, 2019

Season Review: (2020/21)
English Premier Division:
It was Manchester City who lifted the title after beating runners up Liverpool by two points. Manchester United finished third. The bottom three saw Huddersfield, Cardiff and Middlesbrough all going to the Championship

Sky Bet Championship:
Leeds United went up as Champions after beating Watford to the title by five points who earn't an immediate return after relegation last season. It was 4th placed Swansea that went up via the play-offs after they beat 3rd placed Bristol City 1-0 in the final thanks to a Z.Tutte goal. At the other end it was Hull, Sunderland and Portsmouth who went down. In the end Portsmouth were a full fifteen points behind the safety spots.

Sky Bet League One:
Oxford went up as Champions four points clear of 2nd placed Wigan. It was 5th placed Scunthorpe who went up via the play-offs after they beat 6th placed Rotherham 2-0 in the final. The four sides that went down were Wycombe, Aldershot, Accrington and Notts Co. 21st placed Wycombe were six points clear safety.

Sky Bet League Two:
Colchester were crowned as Champions on 88pts with Shrewsbury and Bury both promoted on 86pts. 7th placed Newport County won promotion via the play-offs after they beat 5th placed Mansfield 2-0 in the final. The two relegation spots went to Dover who were three points clear of safety and Morecambe who finished the season on 33pts ten points clear of the safety mark.

Vanarama National League:
Barnet were crowned as Champions and earn't the automatic spot a point clear of runners up Maidstone, it wasn't all bad for Maidstone who beat 3rd placed Tranmere 2-1 in the play-off final. Solihull Moors, Fylde, Torquay and Wealdstone were all relegated with 21st placed Solihull Moors three points behind the safety zone. Bottom placed Wealdstone were twenty points clear with only five wins all season

Vanarama National League North:
York were crowned as Champions after beating 2nd placed Stockport to title by five points. Stockport however earn't promotion after beating 5th placed Kidderminster on penalties after a 1-1 draw in the play-off final. Tamworth, Marine and Alfreton were all relegated with Tamworth and Marine a single point clear of the safety zone.

Vanarama National League South:
Hereford were clear champions as they beat Dulwich Hamlet to the title by eight points. 4th placed Slough won promotion via the play-offs after they beat 3rd placed Maidenhead on penalties after a 1-1 draw in the final. Dartford were relegated on goal difference over Woking. Woking had a goal difference of -14 while Dartford were on -18. The other two side to go down were Eastbourne and Canvey Island

English FA Cup:
It was Arsenal's turn to lift the trophy as they beat last years finalists Burnley. A.Iwobi and P.Aubameyang scored for Arsenal with A.Barnes getting the only goal for Burnley

Carabao Cup:
It was Everton who beat favourites Manchester City 2-1 after extra time to lift the trophy. M.Icardi scored early on for City however a sending off for R.Guerreiro saw them down to ten men. Everton's goals were scored by K.Dolberg

English Community Shield:
It was Manchester City against Liverpool and it ended 2-1 to Manchester City with S.Mane scoring for Liverpool. B.Silva and G.Jesus grabbed the goals for City

Checkatrade Trophy:
League One side AFC Wimbledon lifted the trophy after beating Liverpool Under 23's 6-5 on penalties after a 1-1 draw. L.Trotter scored for AFC Wimbledon and D.Solanke scored for Liverpool

English FA Trophy:
Chesterfield retained the trophy as they beat Billericay 2-1 after extra time. L.John-Lewis scored for Billericay with C.Lavery grabbing both goals for Chesterfield

Champions Cup:
The Champions Cup was an all English affair with last years winners Manchester City facing Liverpool. In an exciting game for the fans Liverpool triumphed with a 4-3 scoreline. S.Milinkovic-Savic scored twice, Fabinho and B.Woodburn grabbed the other goals. Manchester City's goals were all scored M.Icardi

Europa Cup:
It was England against Spain as Chelsea faced A.Madrid. Another exciting European final saw it decided on penalties after a 2-2 score. Unfortunately for Chelsea they lost the game on 4-3 on penalties after W.Zaha missed the deciding penalty. Willian scored twice for Chelsea with A.Griezmann and Rodri grabbing the goals for Madrid.

European Super Cup:
Manchester City ran out two nil winners against Italian side Lazio with L.Sane and R.Sterling grabbing the goals to give the English side the trophy

Club World Championship:
Manchester City added another trophy to this seasons cabinet as they beat Mexican side Tigres two nil thanks to an own goal by R.Carioca and one from J.Stones

mark wilson27 · April 23, 2019

Where are they Now:
BenArsenal has another frustrating season at Swindon and failed to make a single first team appearance. He was left to eight non competitive game in which he conceded four goals. With his contract up soon he could be looking to find himself a new club

Gavrenwick started the season at Swindon and played eight games in total and then was shipped off to Wrexham on loan where he played a further twenty games without scoring. He did however earn himself and Man of the Match award. Lets hope next season sees him get a first team slot.

Drogba11CFC spent the majority of the season in the Under 23's where he played a total of 38 times in which 19 of those were as a sub. He did manage to score three time. However he did play twice for the first team with one coming on as a sub in the league and the other was a starting spot in a cup game. Another player who will be hoping for more first team action next year

Mark Wilson was another player who left the side and in truth never got a chance to prove himself. Played in the Under 23's all season and scored eight times in 29 appearances. Fifteen of those were from the bench, however he did earn one Man of the Match awards. Hopefully he'll get the chance in the first team next season

EvilDave spent the majority of the season in the reserves where he played a total of 44 time scoring one goal. Eight of those appearances were from the bench, he assisted in seven goals and earn't one Man of the Match awards. He did play seven times for the first team all from the bench. Six times in the league and once in the cup. Hopefully he'll get the chance to prove himself next season

Chesterfans2 was one of the players who left the club and has actually got some first team action. He played a total of 21 times for the club with seven from the bench. His defensive work earn't him two yellow cards and one assist

Tenthreeleader played a lot in the reserves with twenty seven appearances and three goals which isnt too bad for a defender. He managed to play 12 times for the Rotherham first team with six of those coming from the bench

BobBev got straight into the York first team and played a total of twenty one times and conceded fourteen goals. He also kept ten clean sheets and earn't two Man of the Match awards.

Bagpuss played only five times for the first team and assisted in one goal. He did play a further five times in the Blackburn reserves

Dalbeider also got straight into the first team and played a total of 18 times with one coming from the bench. He earn't himself two yellow card and scored once for his new club Notts County

Diego Imposta played fifteen times for his new side Leyton Orient and managed to score once. He also assisted in two of the sides goals.

Club Competition Review:

| Season  | League Pos.              | FA Cup      | Carabao | Community | Checkatrade | FA Trophy   | Champions | Europa | European  |  Club World  |
|         |                          |             |   Cup   |  Shield   |   Trophy    |             |    Cup    |  Cup   | Super Cup | Championship | 
|=========|==========================|=============|=========|===========|=============|=============|===========|========|===========|==============|
| 2018/19 | Vanarama North 4th       | 3rd Qual.Rd |   N/A   |    N/A    |     N/A     | 3rd Qual.Rd |    N/A    |  N/A   |    N/A    |     N/A      |
|---------|--------------------------|-------------|---------|-----------|-------------|-------------|-----------|--------|-----------|--------------|
| 2019/20 | Vanarama North Champions | 2nd Rd      |   N/A   |    N/A    |     N/A     | 2nd Rd      |    N/A    |  N/A   |    N/A    |     N/A      |
|---------|--------------------------|-------------|---------|-----------|-------------|-------------|-----------|--------|-----------|--------------|
| 2020/21 | VNL 12th                 | 4th Qual.Rd |   N/A   |    N/A    |     N/A     | 2nd Rd      |    N/A    |  N/A   |    N/A    |     N/A      |
|---------|--------------------------|-------------|---------|-----------|-------------|-------------|-----------|--------|-----------|--------------|

FMS All Time Player List:

| Name                                 | Apps    | Gls  | C/S | Conc |
|====================================================================| 
| Neilhoskins                          | 105 (2) | 20   | -   | -    | 
| -------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Rien102                              | 101 (4) | 8    |  -  | -    | 
| -------------------------------------------------------------------|
| CFuller                              | 87 (21) | 39   | -   | -    | 
| -------------------------------------------------------------------|
| Dalbeider                            | 84 (5)  | 2    |  -  | -    | 
| -------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| WLKRAS                               | 81 (11) | 13   | -   | -    | 
| -------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Greyfriars Bobby                     | 79 (16) | 7    | -   | -    | 
| -------------------------------------------------------------------|
| Bagpuss                              | 77 (6)  | 1    |  -  | -    | 
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| Tenthreeleader                       | 73 (4)  | 3    |  -  | -    | 
| -------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Sherm                                | 72 (17) | 9    | -   | -    | 
| -------------------------------------------------------------------|
| Mark Wilson                          | 68 (27) | 41   | -   | -    | 
| -------------------------------------------------------------------|
| Balthazars                           | 65 (25) | 28   | -   | -    | 
| -------------------------------------------------------------------|
| Gavrenwick                           | 65 (1)  | 1    |  -  | -    | 
| -------------------------------------------------------------------|
| Diego Imposta                        | 62 (11) | 10   |  -  | -    | 
| -------------------------------------------------------------------|  
| Panpardus   (GK)                     | 62      | 0    | 27  | 80   | 
| -------------------------------------------------------------------|
| Salkster                             | 59 (18) | 39   | -   | -    | 
| -------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Chesterfan2                          | 58 (8)  | 1    |  -  | -    | 
| -------------------------------------------------------------------|
| EvilDave                             | 51 (6)  | 11   |  -  | -    | 
| -------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| BobBev      (GK)                     | 49      | 0    | 22  | 42   | 
| -------------------------------------------------------------------|
| Martin. A Powell (Gavrenwick)        | 41 (2)  | 2    | -   | -    | 
| -------------------------------------------------------------------|
| Manxie Ash (Manxie_Ash)              | 40 (5)  | 1    | -   | -    | 
| -------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Drogba11CFC                          | 32 (9)  | 10   | -   | -    | 
| -------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| BenArsenal  (GK)                     | 13      | 0    | 5   | 13   | 
| -------------------------------------------------------------------|
| Copper Horse (Copperhorse21)         | 35 (8)  | 4    | -   | -    | 
| -------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Marco Van Bas Turd (mark wilson27)   | 35 (6)  | 3    | -   | -    | 
| -------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Faramir                              | 34 (5)  | 10   | -   | -    | 
| -------------------------------------------------------------------|
| Ben Beck (BenArsenal)                | 31 (3)  | 5    | -   | -    | 
| -------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Terry Owens (tenthreeleader)         | 28 (3)  | 3    | -   | -    | 
| -------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Georgez Spencerzyk (GK)(Drogba11CFC) | 24      | 0    | 5   | 44   | 
| -------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Terk Jr (Terk)                       | 17 (5)  | 1    | -   | -    | 
| -------------------------------------------------------------------|
| Mark Catterall (CFuller)             | 10 (5)  | 0    | -   | -    | 
| -------------------------------------------------------------------|
| Tom Ashley (Tom Ashley)              | 9 (3)   | 0    | -   | -    | 
| -------------------------------------------------------------------|
| Petr Bezborodov (EvilDave)           | 8 (3)   | 0    | -   | -    | 
| -------------------------------------------------------------------|

For those reading as you can see the player turn over is pretty high. So could do with some more names

mark wilson27 · April 25, 2019

Season Four: 2021/22
July 2021:
Our preseason didn't get off to the best of starts as we lost to Welsh side Airbus UK. They took the lead on the 15th minute as M.Spence fired in past the keeper. Twelve minute we equalised with M.Van Bas Turd headed in from a corner. Airbus grabbed the winner late in the second half as L.Weir curled in from outside the area. It wasn't a great performance in truth.

Our next performance was a lot better as we piled forward from the start against Gresford and on the 3rd minute Balthazars fired in from outside the area. Ten minutes later P.Bezborodov ran in from the wing and unleashed the ball past the keeper. Just before the break we added another goal with M.Van Bas Turd hitting home from ten yards after running onto a through-ball. The second half was all us but we only managed to grab the one goal with Salkster firing in from the penalty spot after J.Jones had upended him in the area, which earn't the penalty and a red card for J.Jones.

Another good performance against Queens Park (WXM) this time and on the tenth minute we took the lead with Balthazars rattling in from outside the area. Six minutes later we grabbed another goal with Terk Jr doing the honours from six yards. It was getting too easy and on the 37th minute we added a third goal with CFuller slotting in under the keeper after running through the defence with ease. The second half was twelve minutes old when we added another goal when Neilhoskins ran from the halfway line and unleashed a thunderbolt into the top corner. With six minutes remaining in the game we added our fifth and final goal with Neilhoskins hitting the ball in off the upright.

We now faced a home game against Bolton and played well with an early goal from Neilhoskins which gave the Bolton keeper no chance of saving. We controlled the ball better than our opposition but failed to add to our tally in the first half. The second half pretty good for us as we kept the ball away from the Bolton side and on the 78th minute WLKRAS hit a powerful strike into the top corner which gave the keeper no chance of saving.

We no faced Juventus U23's and again outplayed them with real ease and on the 34th minute we took the lead as Balthazars jinked through the Juve defence and fired with pace past the keeper. It was too easy for us and the second half saw us continue to control play. On the 73rd minute we finally got the killer goal we deserved as Balthazars scored his second of the game.

Next up was a home game against Stourbridge and we took the lead on the 10th minute as Balthazars ran onto a through-ball and rounded the keeper to fire into the empty net. We were dominating the play without getting past the defence. The second half was much the same with all the pressure and little in the way of forward play but on the 69th minute we grabbed the second goal of the game with a powerful strike from Balthazars which beat the outstretched arm of the keeper and into the net.

Our next pre-season game saw us facing Jong Ajax and this time it was the opposition who controlled the first half with some great play but they failed to get past our stubborn defence. The second half though was a different affair as we upped the tempo and started to get the better of our opposition. On the 58th minute we took the lead with Balthazars running into the area unmarked and fired with pace past the keeper. Twelve minutes later we added another goal as Neilhoskins hit a thunderous free-kick into the top corner. There was one more goal in the game as Balthazars grabbed his second of the game on the 89th minute.

We now faced Aston Villa and on truth the game might as well not happened as neither my side or the Villa side seemed to put any effort in. Maybe for us we had played a lot in the last few days but that was no excuse for the lack of effort put in. A poor poor game that ended 0-0

We played a lot better in our next game against Ipswich U23's and took the lead on the 13th minute with Balthazars again scoring for us. However our lead didn't last long as on the 24th minute Ipswich equaliser with L.Fehrenbach heading in from close range after a mix up in defence. With four minutes remaining in the half Ipswich were reduced to ten men after M.Healy was given a straight red for a two footed lunge. The second half was all us as we took advantage of the extra man however we only managed to grab one extra goal as CFuller curled in from the corner of the area.

Our next opponents were Doncaster and yet again we made light work of them. We didn't give them the chance to string more than a few passes together and on the 37th minute we finally broke the deadlock as Balthazars continued his fine pre-season form to score. The second half was far too easy for us but we just couldn't get past the brilliance of the Doncaster keeper until the 81st minute as Balthazars rattled in from ten yards to make it two nil.

The final game of the month saw us a goal down within twenty seconds of the kick off as D.Clifford barged through the defence to score. However that was all the fun Lincoln had as we grabbed hold of the game after that and on the 39th minute CFuller slotted in the equaliser. The second half was a barrage of attack after attack but for all the pressure we could only add the one extra goal with B.Beck firing in on the stroke of full time.

Monthly Results: (Friendlies unless stated)
2/7/21: Airbus UK (a) 1-2L M.Van Bas Turd / M.Spence, L.Weir
4/7/21: Gresford (a) 4-0w Balthazars, P.Bezborodov, M.Van Bas Turd, Salkster
6/7/21: Queens Park (WXM) (a) 5-0w Balthazars, Terk Jr, CFuller, Neilhoskins (2)
9/7/21: Bolton (h) 2-0w Neilhoskins, WLKRAS
13/7/21: Juventus U23 (h) 2-0w Balthazars (2)
16/7/21: Stourbridge (h) 2-0w Balthazars (2)
18/7/21: Jong Ajax (h) 3-0w Balthazars (2), Neilhoskins
21/7/21: Aston Villa (h) 0-0d No Scorers
23/7/21: Ipswich U23 (h) 2-1w Balthazars, CFuller / L.Fehrenbach
26/7/21: Doncaster (h) 2-0w Balthazars (2)
30/7/21: Lincoln United (a) 2-1w CFuller, B.Beck / D.Clifford

Team:
No team stats as its only pre-season

Other News:
Transfer news sees the return of BenArsenal. The 28yr old goalkeeper returns after spending a woeful time at Swindon where he failed to get into the first team. He was released in June and I snapped him up. Lets hope he doesn't get too big for his boots like last time.
More transfer news sees Panpardus rejecting the chance to join Exeter, he also rejected Blackpool
BenArsenal has started his National C License coaching course and has paid for it himself. Balthazars has also started studying for his National A License which the club has paid for.
Injury news sees Faramir out of action for most of the pre-season after straining his groin against Queens Park (WXM). He will potentially miss the start of the season.
More injury news sees P.Bezborodov out for 5-6 weeks after twisting his ankle in training. He will miss the start of the season
The odds for the forthcoming Vanarama National League season sees us quoted at 18-1 with Ebbsfleet 5-2 favourites. We have also been priced at 11-1 to get relegated

BenArsenal · April 25, 2019

Wahay, I'm back, baby!

mark wilson27 · April 26, 2019

August 2021:
Our final friendly of the pre-season sees us facing Gresford and in truth it was a one sided contest as we battered them. On the 16th minute we took the lead as M.Van Bas Turd hit home from outside the area. Ten minutes later it was two nil with Neilhoskins curling the ball in from a tight angle. We were controlling the game with ease and just before the break a Terk Jr cross was diverted past the keeper by G.Stenson for an own goal. The second half was a training exercise and on the 59th minute Salkster grabbed our next goal with a low shot which gave the keeper little chance of saving. Eight minutes later it was five nil with P.Bezborodov heading a B.Beck cross past the keeper. We managed one more goal in the game as on the stroke of full time WLKRAS curled in a free-kick after Sherm was brought down on the way too goal.

The first game of the season sees us facing Stockport and we didn't get off to a great start as on the 6th minute F.Mulhern gave the home side the lead with a fine strike which G.Spencerzyk failed to deal with. Stockport were piling forward at every opportunity and on the 34th minute K.O'Connell headed in a second goal much to my disgust. The second half was a lot better as a few choice words by myself were adhered too and on the 64th minute we pulled a goal back with WLKRAS firing in with pace to give the keeper little chance of saving. We carried on the pressure and with three minutes remaining in the game Neilhoskins slotted in to give us a share of the points. A real game of two halves.

We now faced our first home game of the season as we welcomed Ebbsfleet to The Shield Arena. It wasn't the greatest of game in truth with very poor play and in the first half we failed to get a single effort towards goal, but luckily for us Ebbsfleet weren't much better. The second half was much as the first with little for the 5,345 fans to shout about however on the 73rd minute the winning goal was scored with CFuller heading a WLKRAS cross past the keeper.

Our next game was against Hartlepool and yet again a poor start saw Hartlepool taking the lead with S.Williams showing some skill to beat M.Ash and wasted no time in firing under BenArsenal. The goal though seemed to give us a kick up the butts and on the 29th minute we drew level with Balthazars running through the defence with ease and slotted in under the keeper. The second half saw my players piling on the pressure and on the 77th minute Balthazars scored again with a powerful header from a WLKRAS free-kick.

Morecambe dominated our next game with ease and on the 19th minute we had BenArsenal too thank as he saved a R.Oates penalty after Rien102 was adjudged to have handled in the area. We weren't getting a sniff of the ball and failed to muster more than few touches in the Morecambe area. The second half wasn't much better for us as we continued to be dominated and on the 82nd minute Morecambe finally got the winner they deserved as B.Worman slotted in from six yards after my defence seemed to fall asleep. After the game I made sure everyone knew how unhappy (polite word for it) I was with the performance.

We now faced a home tie with Eastleigh and we played a lot better than the previous game. However despite our better overall play we struggled to get past a stubborn defence. The first half saw only the one chance to score with Balthazars rattling the upright from ten yards when it was easier to score. The second half was again all my side and on the hour mark we took the lead with C.Horse grabbing his first goal in around 28 hours of play. Not long after Eastleigh were reduced to ten men after Marcus was given a second yellow card followed by the red. We piled on the pressure and deep into injury time we added our second goal with Neilhoskins firing in from the penalty spot after Faramir was brought down in the area.

The final game of the month and it wasn't great for my side as we were again poor with Slough playing like they were about three gears above us. The only reason we didn't concede in the first half was the fact that BenArsenal was in inspirational form with save after save. The second half saw Slough pile on the pressure even more and on the 66th minute the winner was scored with M.Rossi hitting home from outside the area which gave BenArsenal no chance of saving.

Monthly Results: (Vanarama National unless stated)
2/8/21: Gresford (Friendly) (a) 6-0w M.Van Bas Turd, Neilhoskins, G.Stenson og, Salkster, P.Bezborodov, WLKRAS
7/8/21: Stockport (1/46) (a) 2-2d WLKRAS, Neilhoskins / F.Mulhern, K.O'Connell
14/8/21: Ebbsfleet (2/46) (h) 1-0w CFuller
17/8/21: Hartlepool (3/46) (a) 2-1w Balthazars (2) / S.Williams
21/8/21: Morecambe (4/46) (a) 0-1L No Scorers / B.Worman
28/8/21: Eastleigh (5/46) (h) 2-0w C.Horse, Neilhoskins
30/8/21: Slough (6/46) (h) 0-1L No Scorers / M.Rossi

Team:


| Name               | Position         | Apps   | Gls    | Ast    | Clean sheets | Conc   | Yel    | Red    | Av Rat | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Georgez Spencerzyk | GK               | 2      | 0      | 0      | 1            | 2      | 0      | 0      | 6.90   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| BenArsenal         | GK               | 4      | 0      | 0      | 1            | 3      | 0      | 0      | 7.05   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Martin. A Powell   | D (R)            | 2      | 0      | 0      | -            | -      | 0      | 0      | 7.40   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Manxie Ash         | D (C)            | 6      | 0      | 0      | -            | -      | 0      | 0      | 7.02   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Mark Catterall     | D (C)            | 0 (1)  | 0      | 0      | -            | -      | 0      | 0      | 6.70   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Rien102            | D (C)            | 6      | 0      | 0      | -            | -      | 0      | 0      | 6.85   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Petr Bezborodov    | D/WB/M/AM (L)    | -      | -      | -      | -            | -      | -      | -      | -      | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Tom Ashley         | D/WB (L)         | 6      | 0      | 0      | -            | -      | 0      | 0      | 7.18   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Terry Owens        | D (RLC), WB (R)  | 4      | 0      | 0      | -            | -      | 1      | 0      | 6.88   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Marco Van Bas Turd | DM, M (C)        | 5      | 0      | 0      | -            | -      | 0      | 0      | 7.00   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Neilhoskins        | M (R)            | 5      | 2      | 0      | -            | -      | 0      | 0      | 7.20   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Sherm              | M (C)            | 3 (1)  | 0      | 0      | -            | -      | 0      | 0      | 6.95   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Greyfriars Bobby   | M (C)            | 1 (1)  | 0      | 0      | -            | -      | 0      | 0      | 6.80   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Ben Beck           | M (L)            | 0 (1)  | 0      | 0      | -            | -      | 0      | 0      | 6.80   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Terk Jr            | M (RC), AM (C)   | 2      | 0      | 0      | -            | -      | 0      | 0      | 6.85   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Faramir            | M/AM (R), ST (C) | 2 (2)  | 0      | 1      | -            | -      | 0      | 0      | 6.83   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| WLKRAS             | AM (RL)          | 6      | 1      | 2      | -            | -      | 0      | 0      | 7.13   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Copper Horse       | ST (C)           | 1 (2)  | 1      | 0      | -            | -      | 0      | 0      | 6.70   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Salkster           | ST (C)           | 3      | 0      | 0      | -            | -      | 0      | 0      | 6.53   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| CFuller            | ST (C)           | 2 (4)  | 1      | 0      | -            | -      | 0      | 0      | 6.77   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Balthazars         | ST (C)           | 6      | 2      | 0      | -            | -      | 0      | 0      | 6.97   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

Other News:
An inconsistent start to the month sees us in 7th place on 10pts with Slough top of the pile on 16pts. We are 7pts above the relegation zone
At the start of the month I was asked to choose this seasons Captain and Vice Captain. I have yet again stuck with Neilhoskins as my Captain and CFuller as my Vice Captain.
Transfer news sees Panpardus joining Lincoln for £12,500. He played 62 time for the club conceding 80 goals and keeping 27 clean sheets.
Terk has informed me that we have sold around 1,495 season tickets for the forthcoming season which is down by one from last year.
Injury news sees Terk Jr out for half of this month and half of next month after pulling his knee ligaments in the match against Hartlepool. More injury news sees M.Catterall out for around a month after straining his pectorals in training. It means he missed the latter part of the month and will miss around half of September.
International news sees Rien102 called up to the Canadian squad for the match against the United States on September 2nd.

mark wilson27 · April 30, 2019

September 2021:
The start of the month saw us facing Billericay and we struggled to get going in the first half. On the 21st minute we came close to conceding a silly goal as BenArsenal sliced a clearance but luckily for him he reacted well to deny the Billericay striker. The second half was a lot better and on the 51st minute we grabbed the lead with T.Owens lumping the ball upfield and CFuller half volleyed the ball past the keeper. The goal gave us a real lift and on the 78th minute we added our second and final goal with M.Van Bas Turd threading the ball to the feet of Balthazars who wasted no time in slotting in under the keeper.

Our next game saw us facing Dag & Red and four minutes into the game I was forced into a change as CFuller picked up an injury and Balthazars came on in his place. Dag & Red were in complete control and on the 19th minute G.Spencerzyk saved our bacon with a brilliant save. They carried on the pressure and with two minutes remaining in the half they finally broke the deadlock with a powerful effort from W.Miller which gave G.Spencerzyk no chance of saving. The second half wasn't much better as Dag & Red piled on the pressure however the only thing that stopped us from being battered was the excellence of G.Spencerzyk.

We now faced Sutton and got off to a poor start with B.Cottrell rattling in from six yards on the 3rd minute. Soon after they were awarded a penalty after M.Ash brought down a player in the area, luckily for M.Ash the penalty was saved by G.Spencerzyk. It was all Sutton and on the 38th minute M.Ash made up for his previous error with a brilliant last ditch challenge. The second half wasn't much better for us as we failed to get anywhere near the goal. However the Sutton attack was as poor the majority of my team and Sutton didn't manage to add to their tally.

We started well against Tranmere and ten minutes in we took the lead as C.Horse jinked through the defence and fired in with pace under the keeper. However after the goal it went all tits up and on the 27th minute J.Froggatt beat the offside trap and dinked the ball over the keeper. With five minutes remaining in the half S.Seedorf gave Tranmere the lead with a long range effort which gave G.Spencerzyk no chance of saving. The second half was not great for us as Tranmere controlled the ball with real ease however they only managed to add the one extra goal with J.Froggatt heading in past the keeper to complete a 3-1 win

The final game of the month saw us facing AFC Telford and in truth we might as well not bothered turning up for the first half as we just didn't perform. Telford grabbed the first goal of the game as on the 17th minute D.Osei ran into the area with ease and fired under the keeper. Ten minutes later D.Osei grabbed his second of the game with a long range effort which gave my keeper no chance of saving. On the 38th minute we conceded again as M.Ritaccio sprinted through the defence and slotted into the back of the net. With three minutes remaining in the half Telford grabbed a fourth goal with C.Carty beating the offside trap and wasted no time in dinking the ball over the keeper. The second half was a lot better as you lot responded to a few words and on the hour we pulled a goal back with Faramir curling in from outside the area. We carried on the pressure and with five minutes remaining in the game Faramir scored again with a low rasping shot which gave the keeper no chance of saving however the first half performance killed the game for us.

Monthly Results: (Vanarama National unless stated)
4/9/21: Billericay (7/46) (a) 2-0w CFuller, Balthazars
11/9/21: Dag & Red (8/46) (a) 0-1L No Scorers / W.Miller
14/9/21: Sutton (9/46) (h) 0-1L No Scorers / B.Cottrell
18/9/21: Tranmere (10/46) (h) 1-3L C.Horse / J.Froggatt (2), S.Seedorf
25/9/21: AFC Telford (11/46) (a) 2-4L Faramir (2) / D.Osei (2), M.Ritaccio, C.Carty

Team:

| Name               | Position         | Apps   | Gls    | Ast    | Clean sheets | Conc   | Yel    | Red    | Av Rat | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Georgez Spencerzyk | GK               | 5      | 0      | 0      | 1            | 7      | 0      | 0      | 6.98   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| BenArsenal         | GK               | 6      | 0      | 0      | 2            | 7      | 0      | 0      | 6.90   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Martin. A Powell   | D (R)            | 4      | 0      | 0      | -            | -      | 0      | 0      | 7.00   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Manxie Ash         | D (C)            | 11     | 0      | 0      | -            | -      | 0      | 0      | 6.93   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Mark Catterall     | D (C)            | 1 (1)  | 0      | 0      | -            | -      | 0      | 0      | 6.60   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Rien102            | D (C)            | 9      | 0      | 0      | -            | -      | 0      | 0      | 6.89   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Petr Bezborodov    | D/WB/M/AM (L)    | 0 (1)  | 0      | 0      | -            | -      | 0      | 0      | 6.70   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Tom Ashley         | D/WB (L)         | 11     | 0      | 1      | -            | -      | 0      | 0      | 7.04   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Terry Owens        | D (RLC), WB (R)  | 8      | 0      | 1      | -            | -      | 1      | 0      | 6.95   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Marco Van Bas Turd | DM, M (C)        | 10     | 0      | 2      | -            | -      | 1      | 0      | 6.99   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Pechorin           | WB/M/AM (L)      | 1 (3)  | 0      | 0      | -            | -      | 0      | 0      | 6.60   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Neilhoskins        | M (R)            | 8      | 2      | 0      | -            | -      | 1      | 0      | 7.01   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Sherm              | M (C)            | 6 (2)  | 0      | 1      | -            | -      | 0      | 0      | 6.90   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Greyfriars Bobby   | M (C)            | 1 (1)  | 0      | 0      | -            | -      | 0      | 0      | 6.80   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Ben Beck           | M (L)            | 3 (1)  | 0      | 0      | -            | -      | 0      | 0      | 6.65   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Terk Jr            | M (RC), AM (C)   | 2      | 0      | 0      | -            | -      | 0      | 0      | 6.85   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Faramir            | M/AM (R), ST (C) | 5 (2)  | 2      | 1      | -            | -      | 0      | 0      | 7.11   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| WLKRAS             | AM (RL)          | 9      | 1      | 2      | -            | -      | 1      | 0      | 7.00   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Copper Horse       | ST (C)           | 1 (4)  | 2      | 0      | -            | -      | 0      | 0      | 6.96   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Salkster           | ST (C)           | 7 (1)  | 0      | 0      | -            | -      | 1      | 0      | 6.60   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| CFuller            | ST (C)           | 4 (4)  | 2      | 0      | -            | -      | 0      | 0      | 6.84   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Balthazars         | ST (C)           | 9 (2)  | 3      | 0      | -            | -      | 0      | 0      | 6.87   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

Other News:
A poor month sees us drop down to 16th in the table and only three points off the relegation zone. However with it still being reasonably early in the season we are seven points off the play-offs and eleven points off top of the table Tranmere.
Injury news sees CFuller missing most of this month and some of next month after picking up a strained back in the match against Dag & Red. More injury news sees Rien102 missing the second half of the month after straining his pectorals in training. Another player injured sees M.Van Bas Turd out for all of October and potentially some of November after twisting his ankle during training at the end of the month.
International news sees Rien102 called up to the Canadian squad for the games against Grenada and USA. The matches will take place 9th and 12th October. He should be fit by then.
Transfer news sees the arrival of Pechorin (Pechorin) from Grimsby Town for a fee of £6,500. He is a 29yr old Colombian who plays on the left of midfield

mark wilson27 · May 1, 2019

October 2021:
The first game of the month sees us facing local rival Chesterfield and we got off to a cracking start with Balthazars firing in on the 5th minute. However eleven minutes later we conceded a silly goal with L.Edwards beating T.Ashley to a loose ball and fired under BenArsenal. We didn't let the goal get us down and we started to press the Chesterfield side. On the 43rd minute we grabbed the lead back as Greyfriars Bobby volleyed a T.Owens cross past the keeper. The second half was all us as we controlled the ball with ease and on the 66th minute we grabbed the final goal after Salkster fired in from the penalty spot after B.Barry brought down B.Beck in the area. The foul also saw B.Barry earning a second yellow card which was followed by the red. Just on another note Salkster's goal was his first goal in fifteen hours of play

Three minutes into the game against York we went a goal down as M.Glover ran through the defence and fired under BenArsenal. On the 6th minute it was two nil with S.Southgate running past my defence with ease and wasted no time in slotting in past BenArsenal. Ten minutes later we pulled a goal back as WLKRAS headed a M.Ash cross past the York keeper. The second half wasn't much better for us as York controlled the game with far too much ease and on the 49th minute M.Glover made it three one with a well struck effort which gave my keeper no chance of saving. There as one more goal in the game as on the 75th minute S.Southgate slotted in after W.Wright's penalty was saved by BenArsenal. Not a great games lads.

We now faced Wrexham and they started the stronger with some excellent play and on the 19th minute we came close to losing a goal but G.Spencerzyk saved a penalty after M.Catterall handled in the area. Just after the half hour though Wrexham took the lead they deserved with J.Yates curling the ball into the top corner. We were being outplayed and just before the break another great save by G.Spencerzyk denied Wrexham another goal. The second half was five minutes old when we were reduced to ten men after Sherm was given a straight red for a two footed lunge. The sending off seemed to lift the players and on the 58th minute we levelled the scores with Balthazars slotting in under the keeper. We were beginning to outplay Wrexham and on the 84th minute we grabbed the winner with Greyfriars Bobby running in from the wing and unleashing a thunderbolt into the top corner.

Our next game saw us facing Chorley in the FA Cup 4th Qualifying Round and we got off to dire start as C.Adams jinked through the defence and fired under G.Spencerzyk on the 7th minute. Soon after Chorley came close again with a thunderous effort which was tipped just over the crossbar. We weren't getting near the ball and on the 43rd minute we we again reduced to ten men after Terk Jr was sent off for another two footed lunge. The second half was all Chorley as they controlled the game as we struggled with ten men. They carried on piling forward but G.Spencerzyk was keeping the ball out of the back of the net. However on the 79th minute we grabbed an undeserved equaliser as WLKRAS threaded the ball to the feet of Salkster who lashed it in off the upright.

We now faced the FA Cup 4th Qualifying Round replay against Chorley and they carried on with the forward pressure from the last game and on the 23rd they came close again with low shot which G.Spencerzyk managed to block. It was one way traffic for Chorley and yet again our keeper kept us in the game and they failed to score in the first half. The second half was much the same with Chorley dominating however like the previous tie we managed to get a goal as a great team move saw us flying through the defence and WLKRAS curled in from just inside the area to send us through to the First Round proper despite playing poorly in both ties.

Our sixth game of the month sees us facing Grimsby and yet another bloody poor start saw Grimsby taking the lead within two minutes as H.Clifton jinked into the area with ease and fired under G.Spencerzyk. However on the twelve minute we grabbed the equaliser as Balthazars rose above the defence and headed a T.Owens cross past the keeper. Yet again though we let ourselves down as J.Cook made a mockery of the defence and the keeper to fire into the back of the net. On the 41st minute Grimsby were reduced to ten men after J.Hessenthaler was give his second yellow card followed by the red. The second half saw my players upping the tempo and taking advantage of the numeral difference and on the 48th minute we levelled the scores with Neilhoskins running with ease past the defence and firing under the Grimsby keeper. Twelve minutes later we had taken the lead as Balthazars saw the keeper off the line and dinked the ball over his head from outside the area. We were controlling the play with real ease and on the 79th minute we grabbed our fourth goal as Balthazars completed his hat-trick with a fine low shot. Now that's more like it guys

Game number seven sees us facing a home time with Macclesfield and in truth the first half wasn't that great with some poor play by both sides and we never got close to any sort of attack. The second half was alittle better and it was Macclesfield who grabbed the first goal as C.Shellis diverted a Faramir cross into his own net. On the 74th minute though Macclesfield scored the second goal of the game and this time they got it into the proper net as J.Mingi slotted in through the legs of G.Spencerzyk to give them a hare of the points.

The final game of the month sees us facing Bromley and two minutes into the game we took the lead as Balthazars ran from the halfway line and fired under the onrushing keeper. We came close to adding a further goal on the 18th minute with Faramir rattling the upright from outside the area. With six minutes remaining in the half we grabbed a second goal with Neilhoskins running onto a Faramir through-ball and fired past the keeper. The second half half was three minutes old when I was forced into a change as Terk Jr picking up an injury and was forced into a change. Just after the hour mark we added another goal with T.Owens rising above the defence and headed a Faramir free-kick past the keeper. On the 72nd minute Bromley were reduced to ten men after P.Omar was sent off for a rash challenge on Rien102. With time running out Bromley pulled a goal back with J.Berkeley-Agyepong running through the defence with ease and lashed the ball under BenArsenal. However we regained our advantage straight from kick off as Salkster was brought down in the area, Salkster stepped up and fired the penalty with power past the keeper to give us a 4-1 victory and a great way to end the month

Monthly Results: (Vanarama National unless stated)
2/10/21: Chesterfield (12/46) (h) 3-1w Balthazars, Greyfriars Bobby, Salkster / L.Edwards
5/10/21: York (13/46) (a) 1-4L WLKRAS / M.Glover (2), S.Southgate (2)
9/10/21: Wrexham (14/46) (h) 2-1w Balthazars, Greyfriars Bobby / J.Yates
16/10/21: Chorley (FA Cup 4th Qual Rd) (a) 1-1d Salkster / C.Adams
20/10/21: Chorley (FA Cup 4th Qual Rd Rep) (h) 1-0w WLKRAS
23/10/21: Grimsby (15/46) (a) 4-2w Balthazars (3), Neilhoskins / H.Clifton, J.Cook
26/10/21: Macclesfield (16/46) (h) 1-1d C.Shellis og / J.Mingi
30/10/21: Bromley (17/46) (a) 4-1w Balthazars, Neilhoskins, T.Owens, Salkster / J.Berkeley-Agyepong

Team:


| Name               | Position         | Apps   | Gls    | Ast    | Clean sheets | Conc   | Yel    | Red    | Av Rat | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Georgez Spencerzyk | GK               | 10     | 0      | 0      | 2            | 12     | 0      | 0      | 7.01   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| BenArsenal         | GK               | 9      | 0      | 0      | 2            | 13     | 0      | 0      | 6.96   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Martin. A Powell   | D (R)            | 6      | 0      | 0      | -            | -      | 1      | 0      | 7.00   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Manxie Ash         | D (C)            | 16     | 0      | 1      | -            | -      | 1      | 0      | 7.00   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Mark Catterall     | D (C)            | 7 (1)  | 0      | 0      | -            | -      | 0      | 0      | 6.81   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Rien102            | D (C)            | 14     | 0      | 0      | -            | -      | 3      | 0      | 6.89   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Petr Bezborodov    | D/WB/M/AM (L)    | 0 (5)  | 0      | 0      | -            | -      | 1      | 0      | 7.00   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Tom Ashley         | D/WB (L)         | 19     | 0      | 1      | -            | -      | 1      | 0      | 7.07   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Terry Owens        | D (RLC), WB (R)  | 14     | 1      | 3      | -            | -      | 3      | 0      | 7.24   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Marco Van Bas Turd | DM, M (C)        | 10     | 0      | 2      | -            | -      | 1      | 0      | 6.99   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Pechorin           | WB/M/AM (L)      | 5 (5)  | 0      | 0      | -            | -      | 1      | 0      | 6.69   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Neilhoskins        | M (R)            | 11 (2) | 4      | 0      | -            | -      | 4      | 0      | 7.15   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Sherm              | M (C)            | 11 (2) | 0      | 1      | -            | -      | 0      | 1      | 6.91   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Greyfriars Bobby   | M (C)            | 7 (1)  | 2      | 0      | -            | -      | 1      | 0      | 7.27   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Ben Beck           | M (L)            | 9 (2)  | 0      | 1      | -            | -      | 1      | 0      | 6.68   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Terk Jr            | M (RC), AM (C)   | 6      | 0      | 0      | -            | -      | 1      | 1      | 6.60   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Faramir            | M/AM (R), ST (C) | 11 (2) | 2      | 3      | -            | -      | 1      | 0      | 7.14   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| WLKRAS             | AM (RL)          | 15     | 3      | 3      | -            | -      | 3      | 0      | 7.13   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Copper Horse       | ST (C)           | 3 (4)  | 2      | 0      | -            | -      | 0      | 0      | 6.80   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Salkster           | ST (C)           | 7 (7)  | 3      | 0      | -            | -      | 1      | 0      | 6.69   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| CFuller            | ST (C)           | 4 (5)  | 2      | 0      | -            | -      | 0      | 0      | 6.81   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Balthazars         | ST (C)           | 15 (2) | 9      | 0      | -            | -      | 2      | 0      | 7.13   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

Other News:
After a good month barring the one loss we have moved up to 9th only one point behind the play-off spots and twelve points behind top of the table Tranmere. More importantly we are eleven points off the relegation zone.
Greyfriars Bobby has completed his National C Licence and has already stated his desire to try out for the next level.
International news sees Rien102 playing in Canada's 6-0 loss to the USA. He came on for the last twenty four minutes and was largely ineffective.
Disciplinary news sees Sherm handed a further two match ban for his sending off against Wrexham.
The draw for the FA Cup 1st Rd sees us facing League One side AFC Wimbledon. The tie will be played at home.
Injury news sees Greyfriars Bobby missing the end of the month and round a week of November after gashing his leg against Grimsby. More injury news sees Terk Jr out for the majority of November after picking up a groin strain against Bromley

BenArsenal · May 1, 2019

C'mon guys, defend better! You're making me look bad here...

mark wilson27 · May 8, 2019

November 2021:
Our first game of the month sees us facing a FA Cup tie with AFC Wimbledon and we didn't get off to the best of starts with T.Walker giving the away side the lead with a low strike past BenArsenal. On the 19th minute it was two nil with R.Healey doing the honours after spotting the keeper off his line. Wimbledon were controlling the play better than us but luckily for us they failed to score again in the first half. The second half was alittle better for us as we actually started to play and on the 65th minute we pulled a goal back with CFuller playing a one two with Salkster and fired in under the keeper. Late in the game I was forced into a change with Pechorin picking up and injury.

We now faced Boreham Wood and on the 10th minute we took the lead as M.Van Bas Turd rise above the defence and headed a Neilhoskins cross past the keeper. Twelve minutes later we came close to scoring again as WLKRAS failed to hit the net from the penalty spot after M.Catterall was brought down. On the 33rd minute we finally got the second goal we deserved as M.Catterall screwed a cross past the keeper for a fluky goal. The second half was all us but on the 67th minute I was forced into a change after M.Van Bas Turd picked up an injury and had to be replaced. With ten minutes remaining in the game we added goal number three with Neilhoskins firing in from the penalty spot after Balthazars shot was handled in the area.

An entertaining game for the fans sees us starting well against Hereford as CFuller slotted in on the 6th minute. However ten minutes later Hereford equalised with G.Austin hitting home from ten yards. On the the 28th minute Hereford retook the lead as E.Clarke rose above the defence and headed past BenArsenal who was caught flat footed. Just before the break Hereford grabbed another goal with G.Austin jinking into the area with ease and wasted not time in slotting in under the keeper. The second half was barely a minute old when we were awarded a penalty after WLKRAS's effort was handled, CFuller stepped up and fired the penalty high and wide of the keeper and goal. On the hour mark M.Harris grabbed another goal for Hereford with a long range effort which beat BenArsenal into the top corner. On the 74th minute it was 5-1 with G.Austin completing his hat-trick with a rasping effort after the defence seemed to fall asleep. Ten minutes later we pulled a goal back with CFuller doing the honours from the edge of the area after beating the defence to a loose ball. Deep into injury time we added a third goal with CFuller finishing off his hat-trick with a curling effort from outside the area.

After the last game this one against Crewe was a snore fest with neither my side or the Crewe side coming close to the goal. The first half saw only one effort as Balthazars fired high into the stand from twenty yards. The second half wasn't much better with some more dire play and in this forty five minutes no one came close to scoring.

Gateshead started the better and with some great attacks however the struggled to get through our defence. On the 27th minute though we were reduced to ten men after Rien102 was sent off for a second yellow card. Ten minutes later Gateshead grabbed the lead with a powerful strike from B.Hinchliffe which gave BenArsenal no chance of saving. On the stroke of half time M.Rose made it two nil with a simple shot from close range. The second half was better for us as we actually started to play and on the 53rd minute B.Beck pulled a goal back with a low shot from just inside the area. Ten minutes later we levelled the scores with CFuller finding the net after beating three defenders to the ball. On the 68th minute though Gateshead retook the lead as B.Hinchliffe headed past my keeper after a brilliant cross eluded him. It was proper end to end football and deep into injury time we levelled again with Salkster firing in from the penalty spot after his initial effort was handled. However another lapse in concentration saw Gateshead grab all three points as R.Assibey-Mensah fired in from close range after running onto a through-ball. A great game of football but not a great result for us.

The final game of the month and in truth it was a dire performance against FC Halifax. We did however take the lead on the 4th minute as Salkster hit a powerful strike over the keeper and into the back of the net. After the goal though Halifax controlled the game and on the 18th minute F.O'Mara levelled the scores from six yards after my defence fell asleep. Two minutes later it was two one with J.Akinde doing the honours after spotting G.Spencerzyk off his line. We were being dismantled and our cause wasn't helped on the 34th minute as Sherm picked up a second yellow card which was of cause followed by a red. Three minutes later J.Akinde grabbed another goal as he beat the defence with ease and fired with pace under my keeper. The second half had barely begun when S.Odelusi jinked through my defence with far too much ease and slotted in past G.Spencerzyk. Halifax carried on the pressure and with three minutes remaining in the game N.Deterville added a fifth goal with a well struck effort.

Monthly Results: (Vanarama National unless stated)
7/11/21: AFC Wimbledon (FA Cup 1st Rd) (h) 1-2L CFuller / T.Walker, R.Healey
13/11/21: Boreham Wood (18/46) (h) 3-0w M.Van Bas Turd, M.Catterall, Neilhoskins
20/11/21: Hereford (19/46) (h) 3-5L CFuller (3) / G.Austin (3), E.Clarke, M.Harris
23/11/21: Crewe (20/46) (h) 0-0d No Scorers
27/11/21: Gateshead (21/46) (a) 3-4L B.Beck, CFuller, Salkster / B.Hinchliffe (2), M.Rose, R.Assibey-Mensah
30/11/21: FC Halifax (22/46) (a) 1-5L Salkster / F.O'Mara, J.Akinde (2), S.Odelusi, N.Deterville

Team:

| Name               | Position         | Apps   | Gls    | Ast    | Clean sheets | Conc   | Yel    | Red    | Av Rat | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Georgez Spencerzyk | GK               | 11     | 0      | 0      | 2            | 17     | 0      | 0      | 6.95   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| BenArsenal         | GK               | 14     | 0      | 0      | 4            | 24     | 0      | 0      | 6.94   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Martin. A Powell   | D (R)            | 6      | 0      | 0      | -            | -      | 1      | 0      | 7.00   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Manxie Ash         | D (C)            | 17     | 0      | 1      | -            | -      | 2      | 0      | 7.05   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Mark Catterall     | D (C)            | 13 (1) | 1      | 0      | -            | -      | 2      | 0      | 6.79   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Rien102            | D (C)            | 18     | 0      | 0      | -            | -      | 3      | 1      | 6.81   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Petr Bezborodov    | D/WB/M/AM (L)    | 5 (6)  | 0      | 1      | -            | -      | 1      | 0      | 6.80   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Tom Ashley         | D/WB (L)         | 25     | 0      | 1      | -            | -      | 2      | 0      | 7.00   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Terry Owens        | D (RLC), WB (R)  | 16     | 1      | 3      | -            | -      | 4      | 0      | 7.13   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Marco Van Bas Turd | DM, M (C)        | 12     | 1      | 2      | -            | -      | 1      | 0      | 7.05   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Pechorin           | WB/M/AM (L)      | 6 (5)  | 0      | 0      | -            | -      | 1      | 0      | 6.70   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Neilhoskins        | M (R)            | 15 (2) | 5      | 1      | -            | -      | 5      | 0      | 7.05   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Sherm              | M (C)            | 16 (2) | 0      | 1      | -            | -      | 2      | 2      | 6.79   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Greyfriars Bobby   | M (C)            | 10 (1) | 2      | 0      | -            | -      | 1      | 0      | 7.09   | 
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| Ben Beck           | M (L)            | 13 (2) | 1      | 1      | -            | -      | 3      | 0      | 6.76   | 
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| Terk Jr            | M (RC), AM (C)   | 8      | 0      | 0      | -            | -      | 2      | 1      | 6.53   | 
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| Faramir            | M/AM (R), ST (C) | 12 (2) | 2      | 3      | -            | -      | 1      | 0      | 7.11   | 
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| WLKRAS             | AM (RL)          | 20     | 3      | 5      | -            | -      | 5      | 0      | 7.10   | 
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| Copper Horse       | ST (C)           | 3 (4)  | 2      | 0      | -            | -      | 0      | 0      | 6.80   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Salkster           | ST (C)           | 8 (12) | 5      | 1      | -            | -      | 3      | 0      | 6.70   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| CFuller            | ST (C)           | 8 (7)  | 7      | 0      | -            | -      | 1      | 0      | 7.01   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Balthazars         | ST (C)           | 19 (3) | 9      | 0      | -            | -      | 2      | 0      | 7.03   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

Other News:
A dire month saw us dropping down to 13th place, however some good news though is that we are only four points behind the play-offs and thirteen points off top placed Tranmere. We are also eleven points off the relegation zone
After an excellent month last month I earn't the Vanarama National Manager of the Month award.
International news sees Rien102 called by the Canadian manager for the games against Saint Kitts & Nevis and Montserrat which will take place on the 10th and 16th of the month. The first game of the two saw him playing twenty six minutes as his side beat Saint Kitts & Nevis 3-1. Despite coming on as a sub he still scored which was his first International goal. He then played just over half a hour against Montserrat as his side beat them 2-0.
BenArsenal has earn't his National C Licence and has stated that he will be going the next level coaching licence soon. CFuller has begun his work on earning his National C Licence which will take four months to complete. He will be covering the cost himself.
Injury news sees Faramir picking up an injury in training early in the month. Hopefully he'll be back in time for the start of December. More injury news sees Pechorin missing the majority of the month after picking up an Ankle ligament injury against AFC Wimbledon. Another injury to the list sees M.Van Bas Turd out for the last half of the month and probably all of December after straining his groin during the Boreham Wood game. Yet another injury sees us losing M.Ash to an ankle injury in training which saw him miss half this month and probably half of December.
Disciplinary news sees us fined £750 after the Gateshead game which saw eight yellow cards and one red card. Also Sherm will miss the first two matches of December after his sending off against FC Halifax
The draw for the FA Trophy sees us drawn at home against Tranmere in the 1st Rd

mark wilson27 · May 9, 2019

December 2021:
The first game of the month sees us facing Dover and we started well with P.Bezborodov running through the defence with ease and firing past the keeper. Soon after though Dover had equalised as D.Jaiyesimi made light work of my defence and wasted no time in firing under the body of G.Spencerzyk who was slow to react. The second half was pretty tight with neither my side or the Dover side getting close to either goal. However with a minute remaining in the game we got the winning goal as Neilhoskins unleashed a thunderbolt into the top corner of the net.

We now faced Stockport and we got off to a poor start as six minutes into the game A.Jakublak ran into the area unmarked and fired past G.Spencerzyk. Ten minutes later it was two nil with D.Alman hitting the ball in off the upright after running through my defence with far too much ease. Just before the break some more woeful defensive play saw A.Ramsbottom curled in from the corner of the area. I was furious to say the least and the players responded well and on the 59th minute we grabbed a goal back with CFuller heading in a Terk Jr cross. We were in complete control and on the 78th minute A.Mitchell put through his own net to give us a second goal. We carried on the forward pressure but we failed to add another goal. A dire first half cost us the game.

Our next game saw us facing Tranmere in the FA Trophy 1st Round and thirteen minutes into the game Tranmere grabbed the lead as A.O'Connor beat the offside trap and fired under G.Spencerzyk. On the half hour we pulled level as Terk Jr showed some great skill to beat the defence and fired with power past the keeper. We were looking good and just before the break we grabbed the lead as CFuller ran onto a M.Catterall cross to volley into the bottom corner of the net. The second half saw Tranmere piling on the pressure and on the 75th minute they finally got the equaliser they deserved as M.Barnes headed in past G.Spencerzyk. With eight minutes remaining in the game I was forced into a change as Pechorin came on for the injured Neilhoskins.

We now faced the replay with Tranmere and got off to a great start as WLKRAS ran in from the wing and curled a wonderous ball into the back of the net. After the goal though the game petered off alittle with the majority of the action happening in the middle third of the pitch. The second half was barely a minute old when Tranmere fired in the equaliser with K.Smith beating T.Owens to a loose ball and fired under my keeper. We responded well though and on the 81st minute we got the winning goal as P.Bezborodov fired in from the penalty spot afterWLKRAS was brought down in the area to send us through to the next round.

A minute into the game against Hartlepool we conceded a sloppy goal as T.O'Neill ran into the area unmarked and volleyed past G.Spencerzyk. On the 17th minute we grabbed the equaliser as WLKRAS jinked through the defence with real ease and fired with pace under the keeper. Just before the break we made it two one with WLKRAS curling a free-kick into the top corner after Greyfriars Bobby was brought down twenty five yards out. The second half was all my side and on the 71st minute we added our third and final goal as Terk Jr hit a thunderous curling effort into the top corner.

Our final game of the month saw us facing Ebbsfleet and it was pretty tight for the first part of the half with little in the way of action. However on the stroke of half time Ebbsfleet grabbed the lead as J.Mutch headed in from close range after some woeful defending by the whole of my side. The second half was three minutes old when we were reduced to ten men after P.Bezborodov was given a second yellow card which was followed by a red. On the 57th minute we conceded again as J.Mutch slotted in his second goal of the game with a fine strike which gave G.Spencerzyk no chance of saving. Ebbsfleet seemed to relax after the goal and with three minutes remaining in the game we pulled a goal back with Salkster slotting in under the keeper.

Monthly Results: (Vanarama National unless stated)
4/12/21: Dover (23/46) (h) 2-1w P.Bezborodov, Neilhoskins / D.Jaiyesimi
11/12/21: Stockport (24/46) (h) 2-3L CFuller, A.Mitchell og / A.Jakublak, D.Alman, A.Ramsbottom
18/12/21: Tranmere (FA Trophy 1st Rd) (h) 2-2d Terk Jr, CFuller / A.O'Connor, M.Barnes
22/12/21: Tranmere (FA Trophy 1st Rd Rep) (a) 2-1w WLKRAS, P.Bezborodov / K.Smith
26/12/21: Hartlepool (25/46) (h) 3-1w WLKRAS (2), Terk Jr / T.O'Neill
28/12/21: Ebbsfleet (26/46) (a) 1-2L Salkster / J.Mutch (2)

Team:

| Name               | Position         | Apps   | Gls    | Ast    | Clean sheets | Conc   | Yel    | Red    | Av Rat | 
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| Georgez Spencerzyk | GK               | 17     | 0      | 0      | 2            | 27     | 0      | 0      | 6.92   | 
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| BenArsenal         | GK               | 14     | 0      | 0      | 4            | 24     | 0      | 0      | 6.94   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Martin. A Powell   | D (R)            | 6 (1)  | 0      | 0      | -            | -      | 1      | 0      | 7.00   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Manxie Ash         | D (C)            | 17     | 0      | 1      | -            | -      | 2      | 0      | 7.05   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Mark Catterall     | D (C)            | 17 (2) | 1      | 1      | -            | -      | 4      | 0      | 6.79   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Rien102            | D (C)            | 20     | 0      | 0      | -            | -      | 3      | 1      | 6.78   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Petr Bezborodov    | D/WB/M/AM (L)    | 11 (6) | 2      | 2      | -            | -      | 3      | 1      | 6.97   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Tom Ashley         | D/WB (L)         | 31     | 0      | 1      | -            | -      | 3      | 0      | 6.94   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Terry Owens        | D (RLC), WB (R)  | 22     | 1      | 4      | -            | -      | 5      | 0      | 7.04   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Marco Van Bas Turd | DM, M (C)        | 15     | 1      | 2      | -            | -      | 4      | 0      | 6.98   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Pechorin           | WB/M/AM (L)      | 6 (9)  | 0      | 0      | -            | -      | 2      | 0      | 6.66   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Neilhoskins        | M (R)            | 18 (2) | 6      | 1      | -            | -      | 5      | 0      | 7.05   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Sherm              | M (C)            | 16 (2) | 0      | 1      | -            | -      | 2      | 2      | 6.79   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Greyfriars Bobby   | M (C)            | 15 (1) | 2      | 3      | -            | -      | 2      | 0      | 7.09   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Ben Beck           | M (L)            | 14 (2) | 1      | 1      | -            | -      | 3      | 0      | 6.79   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Terk Jr            | M (RC), AM (C)   | 14     | 2      | 2      | -            | -      | 5      | 1      | 6.89   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Faramir            | M/AM (R), ST (C) | 17 (2) | 2      | 3      | -            | -      | 2      | 0      | 6.98   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| WLKRAS             | AM (RL)          | 24 (2) | 6      | 6      | -            | -      | 6      | 0      | 7.09   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Copper Horse       | ST (C)           | 3 (6)  | 2      | 0      | -            | -      | 0      | 0      | 6.76   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Salkster           | ST (C)           | 14 (12)| 6      | 1      | -            | -      | 4      | 0      | 6.72   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| CFuller            | ST (C)           | 11 (7) | 9      | 0      | -            | -      | 1      | 0      | 7.05   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
| Balthazars         | ST (C)           | 19 (4) | 9      | 0      | -            | -      | 2      | 0      | 7.00   | 
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

Other News:
A pretty inconsistent month sees us moving up the table to 12th some four points off the play-offs and fifteen points off top of the table Tranmere. We are still eleven points off the relegation zone.
Injury news sees Balthazars missing the majority of this month and some of next month after getting a sports hernia during training. More injury news sees Neilhoskins miss the latter part of the month and probably half of January after straining his hamstring in the first game against Tranmere. We will also be without Salkster for the most of January after pulling his knee ligaments against Ebbsfleet.
Balthazars has completed his National A Coaching licence and will be aiming for his Continental Licence in the near future.
Disciplinary news sees my side again fined £750 by the FA after picking up eight yellow cards and a red against Ebbsfleet.
The draw for the FA Trophy 2nd Rd will sees us facing an away tie against Hednesford next month.

WLKRAS · June 3, 2019

Not doing too badly in this :cool:

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