Terk Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Welcome, one and all, to the second not-at-all-annual Grumpy Awards ceremony. Make yourselves comfortable. Don't mind the chains and handcuffs, Gav can play a little rough at times. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terk Posted April 3, 2011 Author Share Posted April 3, 2011 *peers through the smoke* Gav? Is there anyone here? Is this just another of your elaborate, kinky, and frankly downright depraved plans? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tenthreeleader Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 I appear to be stuck to the couch. Gross. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celtic_1967 Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Nah, he's a puppy dog. I hope he is otherwise how does he explain his insistance to lick dog food off of my... nevermind! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark wilson27 Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Arrh this is where you lot hang out...looks like a place id enjoy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terk Posted April 3, 2011 Author Share Posted April 3, 2011 There is a bar at the back somewhere. I would suggest that getting blindingly drunk makes these surroundings far more palatable. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tenthreeleader Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Got my brewskis at the ready. Only American beer will do for the Grumpies. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celtic_1967 Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 It also makes it a lot easier for Gav to get his own way. Just sayin'. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terk Posted April 3, 2011 Author Share Posted April 3, 2011 It also makes it a lot easier for Gav to get his own way. So THAT'S why he likes me drunk Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elrithral Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Darn, Terk spotted his mistake, I was in the middle of trying to come up with something witty about how a plan can be deprived and how likely it was that said plan would take place in Scotland. Oh well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Xenon- Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 I see Offy is in a gimp suit, handcuffed and gagged in the corner........ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark wilson27 Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Im on a strict no drinking pact at the moment Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celtic_1967 Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 So THAT'S why he likes me drunk No, he likes you drunk because it's the only time you put the axe down! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terk Posted April 3, 2011 Author Share Posted April 3, 2011 Darn, Terk spotted his mistake, I was in the middle of trying to come up with something witty about how a plan can be deprived and how likely it was that said plan would take place in Scotland. Oh well. I'm so used to my own typos that I now read over my posts as soon as I've made them, lest a smart arse like you get hold of my myriad mistakes Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tenthreeleader Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Im on a strict no drinking pact at the moment No drinking of what? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terk Posted April 3, 2011 Author Share Posted April 3, 2011 No, he likes you drunk because it's the only time you put the axe down! It's like a security blanket. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terk Posted April 3, 2011 Author Share Posted April 3, 2011 I see Offy is in a gimp suit, handcuffed and gagged in the corner........ Don't set him free. It's not a pretty sight. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terk Posted April 3, 2011 Author Share Posted April 3, 2011 The ceremony will get underway once any stragglers have made it past the guards in the assless chaps. There will also be a 10-15 minute break at about 9:00. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celtic_1967 Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Can we at least undo the ball gag so that he can eat his custard creams and drink his tea. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Xenon- Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Is it just me or does pretty much every time awards of any kind get handed out in FMS, there is a sinister sexual undertone to the whole proceedings? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terk Posted April 3, 2011 Author Share Posted April 3, 2011 You may undo the ball gag if you want, but Gav is training him to drink nothing but gravy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark wilson27 Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 So what time does the grumpies start to be handed out Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terk Posted April 3, 2011 Author Share Posted April 3, 2011 Is it just me or does pretty much every time awards of any kind get handed out in FMS, there is a sinister sexual undertone to the whole proceedings? We are, admittedly, a disturbing bunch of folk. Now pipe down, Southerner. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elrithral Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Is it just me or does pretty much every time awards of any kind get handed out in FMS, there is a sinister sexual undertone to the whole proceedings? That's just you, gags etc are pretty much a lifestyle for the rest of us, it isn't purely sexual. Pft. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tenthreeleader Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Is it just me or does pretty much every time awards of any kind get handed out in FMS, there is a sinister sexual undertone to the whole proceedings? it's just you. Erm .... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terk Posted April 3, 2011 Author Share Posted April 3, 2011 So what time does the grumpies start to be handed out In just a moment, when I've opened the word file with everything written out. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Xenon- Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 We are, admittedly, a disturbing bunch of folk.Now pipe down, Southerner. You just know that if there is ever an FMS meet up, it's gonna end up in a titty bar. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celtic_1967 Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 In just a moment, when I've opened the word file with everything written out. So you mean it's not live then? We are essentially watching a pre-recording! WHAT A F*CKING JIP! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terk Posted April 3, 2011 Author Share Posted April 3, 2011 So, let's begin. The Grumpies are a celebration of everything that is moronic, frustrating or simply pointless in the land of FMS. In that spirit, we shall start with the award for Most Nauseating Story Character And the nominees are, Rob Ridgway Completely fed-up of the whining yank. Just because 10-3 needs to be brought down to near Earth orbit Mark Wilson Why does he insist on being the **** Mark Wilson whereever he goes? Use another name for god sake. Just not Dick Smallberries, that's taken. Tina Powell Look at me, I have bizarre genitals Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terk Posted April 3, 2011 Author Share Posted April 3, 2011 You just know that if there is ever an FMS meet up, it's gonna end up in a titty bar. You have a problem with this? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terk Posted April 3, 2011 Author Share Posted April 3, 2011 So you mean it's not live then? We are essentially watching a pre-recording! WHAT A F*CKING JIP! Everything is fixed. Deal with it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tenthreeleader Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 You just know that if there is ever an FMS meet up, it's gonna end up in a titty bar. In the States. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Offspring8 Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Can somebody bring me some ice? Gav got a little carried away earlier Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elrithral Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 The bizarre genitals comment genuinely raised a laugh, well done that man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Xenon- Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 You have a problem with this? No, just want to make sure we pick a good one, is all. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terk Posted April 3, 2011 Author Share Posted April 3, 2011 And the winner, by a long, long way, is Rob Ridgway, you nauseating American b*stard. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tenthreeleader Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Can somebody bring me some ice? Gav got a little carried away earlier Double-barreled pleasure. And by the way, where is mini-mod, anyway? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tenthreeleader Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 And the winner, by a long, long way, is Rob Ridgway, you nauseating American b*stard. Rob Ridgway has released the following statement through his whining press lackey, William Winthrop: "Bite me." Thank you. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Xenon- Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Haha Dick Smallberries is/was my nemesis! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terk Posted April 3, 2011 Author Share Posted April 3, 2011 Haha Dick Smallberries is/was my nemesis! He is still traumatised by the very mention of Conor Ramsay. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark wilson27 Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Thats bastard rob ridgeway beat me to it again Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tenthreeleader Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Thats bastard rob ridgeway beat me to it again Here, Mark, have a beer. I've got a twelve. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terk Posted April 3, 2011 Author Share Posted April 3, 2011 Moving onwards, there are some stories which the forum could well do without, clogging up bandwith despite the fact that no one cares anymore. These are the nominees for Story Most Deserving of Euthanasia Rob Ridgway's "Rat Pack" Someone needs to learn the meaning of two simple words, “The End”. Let's face it, by this stage 10-3 is simply drawing it all out just to mess with us. Knight - Win, Lose or Die Let's write seven paragraphs to describe the secretary that works for my character. There is attention to detail and then there is just trying to slowly bore your audience to death Nurse, Nurse! The story has flat lined again but don't bother with the defribulator. The Re-Anglicisation Of Manchester United Do we really need another United Story! Try this with challenge with Rochdale and I'd be impressed. Tina's Super Saints of Paisley It's St. Mirren, seriously, NO-ONE CARES! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Xenon- Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Try this with challenge with Rochdale and I'd be impressed. Haha brilliant! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terk Posted April 3, 2011 Author Share Posted April 3, 2011 Rat Pack gave it a run for its money, but the undoubted winner, the story we are all glad no longer darkens our doorstep, is Knight - Win, Lose or Die. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark wilson27 Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Stuff the non drinking pact. Ill take that beer Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tenthreeleader Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 I'm disappointed. Therefore, the Rat Pack will continue. Mark, belly up to the bar, my friend. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terk Posted April 3, 2011 Author Share Posted April 3, 2011 Some people hide in the corners of the forum, waiting to see if they'll be noticed. The nominees for this award have no such problem, all believing that they are the biggest and best thing ever to be seen in FMS. Biggest Ego SCIAG Going around asking for proofreaders for Call of Sport 2 like it's going to be a best seller for christ sake. This award should be 'FMS'er you would least want to have a pint down the pub with' He would probably tell me about all the people he has banned from the forum, how his 'masterpiece' new work was ready for proof readers. And I imagine my only offering to the conversation would be "So.......do you like this beer?" To which he would get his encyclopedia out and tell me it was a rare breed of stout. At that point I'd down my stout and walk out, strikes me that he enjoys being a pedant and a professional patroniser of the mentally challenged in GD tenthreeleader Nobody talks more about his story than himself. We all know he has a good story on the boards, SO STOP TELLING HIM. I struggle to believe he fits through doors anymore. Stoehrst Can shove his 'journalism' up his arse. I think this guy might have mentioned he does a blog, once or twice (maybe 5, who keeps count these days) Terk Practically invented FMS if you go by all the sh*t he talks Clearly feels that the forum will collapse if he's not around. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Xenon- Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Somewhere viper is crying... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark wilson27 Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Im theren mate, drowning my sorrows already, ill just shift the gimp next too me Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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