You know you're addicted to FMH when...?

[LSD]

Something similar is doing the rounds on the PC forum so I though we could start our own.

...you threaten to throw a tantrum at college because the tutor has confiscated your PSP.

[ridley99]

When you can name and have heard of players that nobody else has heard of!

[ridley99]

Also when youve got as many posts on the forum as me! LOL

[LSD]

When the first thing you say to your mate when you see him is "Game on FMH?"

[Bergkamp.10.]

when you dont consider your psp as a psp,capable of playing many games, but as FM (you automatically think of FM when you see your psp)

[leeds for ever]

Like above but you call your PSP - FMH
You play it on the toilet
You play it at school

[LSD]

When your walking with you girlfriend talking about a game you just won on the way to meeting her...

...And you turn around and you're talking to a stranger (your girlfriend stopped to window shop 5 minutes ago)

[damostorey]

when you post on a footy forum about transfer rumours and quote whether they are any good in fmh or not...

uk

fc

net

!!!!!

[LSD]

When, in the middle of a lecture, you whack out FMH on your PSP just to check if Zlatan Ibrahimovic is Swedish and Italian because your mate isn't sure

[O\'Hara_fan]

When you go absolutley mental when your star play gets sent off, in a middle of a library.

[bbuullddoogg]

You know you're addicted to FMH when…


…the guy on the footy news announces a team is going to sign an obscure player that most people have never heard of and you shake your head and say "tut tut, you're gonna regret that one"

…you have 30 seconds to kill and you know it's gonna take 10 seconds to get your PSP and another 10 seconds to come back and sit down again…but you still go and get it.

…you're on the "throne" and you get so into the game you're playing that you forget where you are or what you were doing.

…someone's talking to you about something important and all you're thinking is "There's got to be some way I can play PSP in the shower."

...you try to play and mow the lawn at the same time.

…you spend half an hour just staring at 2 different players' stats trying to figure out which one to buy.

…you get angry because you just figured out you're not gonna be able to play FMH at work in the toilets because of that little spinning sound the CD makes.

…you win the Champions League final with a last minute goal and then you wait for your woman to leave the room and as soon as she's gone you get up and start doing some crazy victory dance.

[leeds for ever]

You know you're addicted to FMH when…

…you're on the "throne" and you get so into the game you're playing that you forget where you are or what you were doing.

I've spent 45 mins on the "throne" as you put it. Thinking back on it, my story of playing FMH comes out a bit weak when people wonder what I was doing... :O

You know you're addicted to FMH when…

…someone's talking to you about something important and all you're thinking is "There's got to be some way I can play PSP in the shower."

You can't. Don't try it. DON'T.

[LSD]

Mow the lawn

[bbuullddoogg]

You can't. Don't try it. DON'T.

Maybe a sandwich bag would work....

[LSD]

I'd try 2... As a precaution

[bbuullddoogg]

This is the only board I know where men openly discuss using protection in the shower. So you think I should use TWO???

[LSD]

Well... Sometimes one isn't always enough! There have been many accidents where one couldn't protect the little guy

[PJ Bluenose 4 Ever]

All of the above reasons are very good and made me chuckle.
A vote for the best reason possibly ??

[LSD]

Well, we should get some more! I know there are some crackers waiting to be told!

[O\'Hara_fan]

...you try and sneak in references to your FMH game during conversations, even when they are talking about the latest news stories.

[CCFC_Fossick]

...you try and sneak in references to your FMH game during conversations, even when they are talking about the latest news stories.

lol im going to try that

[millsybeast]

you need the toilet but don't go cause you think you might need to make a substitution

[LSD]

...You make up a bad excuse to your girlfriend so you can spend the day just you and the PSP

P.S. She is no longer my girlfriend! lol

[millsybeast]

and end up you-no-whating in your boxers and you get angry cause you think it made you lose to derby 5-0

[ridley99]

when you consider calling your child after an unknown player!

[LSD]

And did you ridley? How is the babba anywho?

[O\'Hara_fan]

You get confused by a character in a movie with one of your regen players. (I had a guy called Howard Oxford, I mixed it up with Harold Oxley from Indiana Jones)

[LSD]

...When talking to other people they look at you as if you are speaking in tongues when talking about the game.

[ridley99]

And did you ridley? How is the babba anywho?

Contemplated, called him Taylor!

Hes doing great, 6 months old already double of me so look out FMH29!

[millsybeast]

is micheal johnson of man city any good for liverpool lol

[ridley99]

is micheal johnson of man city any good for liverpool lol

youve asked that question before!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

use the have you signed thread instead of posting in unrelated threads

[LSD]

What ridley said!

Stop jacking other people's threads on totally unrelated subjects

[millsybeast]

Shut up you who do you think you are i could beat all of you up in an instant weak useless people
lol

[O\'Hara_fan]

back swiftly on topic

...when you stay up all night on the night of an exam, just so you could play another game, but you end up playing a season.

[PJ Bluenose 4 Ever]

So scared of millsy lol

[millsybeast]

You should be

[ComeontheArsenal]

What's your problem mate?

Oh your one of those people who thinks he's hard when really your just a bit immature. Get over yourself this is a football manager forum! Go on youtube if you wanna abuse people, especially regulars on this forum like LSD and Ridley!

Oh by the way you've been reported aswell so expect to hear from the mods.

[LSD]

Don't worry COTA, he has been reported again! I don't appreciate my threads being hijacked!

[ComeontheArsenal]

Especially when he's becoming abusive aswell, it's just out of order.

Everyone get's on on these boards it's not a place for his type really,

but then you do get the odd one e.g enubje!



Anyway back to topic you know your addicted when your sat on the bus, concede a last minute goal and shout ba****d while at the same time whacking the seat in front of you. I got some weird looks for that one lol.

[ridley99]

had a good chuckle to the that COTA

[CCFC_Fossick]

just to make sure - has anybody tried the sandwich bag on psp in the shower, im dying to find out , lol

[ridley99]

im not brave enough! wouldnt know what to do with myself if i didnt have my psp!

[LSD]

No not yet... I'm not sure I want to risk it yet! Maybe when I have bought my PSP-2000 I'll try

[millsybeast]

i wouldnt dare do it even if it worked cos if anything hapened to my psp i dunno what id do p.s i no its a bit of the topic and everything but i dont no where to ask it cos hardly anyone goes on anymore so here it is: which has a better working rate, bugels home or away cos i dunno wich to use cos im in the champions league final as leeds and one could be rubbish compared to the other lol btw im srry for actin all hard its wat all us liverpool supporters do as i have liverpool-supporting cusins lol

[LSD]

Grrrr!!!! Thread jacker!

[Andy H]

millysbeast please cut out the intimidating behaviour or an infraction will be given out to you. If you have nothing constructive to give to the thread then I suggest you just don't post.

Grow up and cut out this behaviour and also post in proper english.

[millsybeast]

btw whats an infraction

[millsybeast]

well anybody gonna tell me wat it is plz cos i dont understand wat it is lol cos im quite new 2 the forums and computers lol

[ComeontheArsenal]

It's not to do with computers it's in the dictionary! lol

let's just say it's another word for a warning/yellow card call it what you like, not that hard to work out if your as old as you say you are!

[rashidi1]

well anybody gonna tell me wat it is plz cos i dont understand wat it is lol cos im quite new 2 the forums and computers lol

An infraction is a violation of the rules of the forum, and this includes being rude to other users. When you break the rules of the forum, one can get punished, such information stays on your record and any recurrence can see the punishments go from warnings to more severe ones such as banning.

So if you want to stay clean, I'd suggest reading the forum rules

[Chris Ritchie]

My PSP broke today

[LSD]

BROKE?! Poor thing! lol how?

[Chris Ritchie]

The screen inside is smashed. There's no damage at all to the outside of the system, which shows there wasn't a significant impact, so I'll strongly argue with Sony that they should be replacing it.

[LSD]

...you talk to someone about FMH and they look at you like you're talking in tongues

[ComeontheArsenal]

it's not really to do with addiction, more passion.

When you beat your team in game and feel gutted, in my current career i'm in my 4th job as Everton manager and I just beat Arsenal 3 - 0 to go top and I felt gutted, I was even pleading with the screen for them to score a consolation lol

I know it's only a game but I still feel passionate about it!

[LSD]

I never buy anyone from Leeds as I'd love to see them succeed and feel it is my duty not to nick their best players!

[ComeontheArsenal]

I know what you mean i'm always hoping Arsenal will win the leaugue/cups and stuff, as long as i'm not trying to.

But I wouldn't mind if I lost out to them though!

[LSD]

I'm the same, I love to see Leeds doing well and I'm never unhappy with my team if we lose to them. Ironically, I feel guilty if we beat them though

[millsybeast]

i dont feel guilty if i beat liverpool cos i usually go with derby/sunderland/b'ham so i just think that its a good result lol and liverpool usually finishes 1-4th anyway

[LSD]

...you make updates voluntarily. *Nods in the direction of crickie*

[crickie]

...you make updates voluntarily. *Nods in the direction of crickie*

i only do it cause im bored and have nothing else to do also i like to have my game up to date

[LSD]

It wasn't as much saying you're addicted more of a recognition in a way

[crickie]

It wasn't as much saying you're addicted more of a recognition in a way

well its good that people like my work anyway.

[PJ Bluenose 4 Ever]

well its good that people like my work anyway.

Yep cracking work cricket keep it up

[ridley99]

when you starting shaking as youve broke your psp and cant get your fix, going cold turkey!

[Chris Ritchie]

Have you broken yours as well, Ridley?

[LSD]

What's wrong with yours Chris?? Ridleys LCD is bust!

[Chris Ritchie]

My LCD too I'm missing the video player more than I miss it for games, to be honest.

[LSD]

Are you going to replacre it yourself or get someone to do it?

[Chris Ritchie]

I'm gonna get Sony to do it. There's no external damage to the PSP, so whatever smashed it couldn't have been much of an impact. I've only had it 6 months so they can damn well sort it out.

[LSD]

Power to the people! lol Good luck

[ridley99]

mines old so sony wont do it for me!

[Easyone]

I never buy anyone from Leeds as I'd love to see them succeed and feel it is my duty not to nick their best players!

i use sugar daddy and take tresor kandol off their hands for 50 mill to give them the financial push they need

[LSD]

lol fair enough... Kandol is no use to Macca it appears so I'm fine with that one

[LSD]

...you start from scratch as Leeds after every update has come out, just to see if you can do better with a few more players

[ridley99]

im must admit i do that as well as soon as a new update comes out i start a new game!

[MJGB]

Like above but you call your PSP - FMH
You play it on the toilet
You play it at school

At school, my music teacher took my PSP off me for 1 month!!! She was a real ... meanie

back swiftly on topic

...when you stay up all night on the night of an exam, just so you could play another game, but you end up playing a season.

I did that, thought only for about 3 months (in game). I did really bad on my Science, as i thought it would be similar to previous exams with things like Solar System, Periodic Tables etc. Instead, i get things about bendy lampposts! I mean why?

Have you broken yours as well, Ridley?

Which broken one are you on? Im now onto my fourth PSP. 1st one broke for no apparent reasons so Sony replaced. Second one i dropped down the stairs, but told Sony i hadn't done nothing Third one the UMD laser that reads the data (or something like that) got moved so couldn't read data. And now im onto my fourth. Luckily, i have just taken insurance out on my Nintendo DS Lite after buying it as it was only £12 for 24 months.

[LSD]

I have a few things you could say to your teacher MJGB
+
Bendy lamposts?!
+
Have you got Continuous Play? It's insurance from Sony for PSPs (can't remember how much)

[MJGB]

I have a few things you could say to your teacher MJGB
+
Bendy lamposts?!
+
Have you got Continuous Play? It's insurance from Sony for PSPs (can't remember how much)

In regards to insurance, no but Ill look into it. Thought i don't play on the PSP much apart from on FMH a couple of times a week, say on the journey to work or lunch break.

And Bendy Lampposts, i know! And, in my history exam, we were told a question would come up regarding the Ancient World medicine, so for a whole year, we were taught all about the Egyptians, Romans and Greeks. All well and dandy, then in the exam, this 36 mark question was about Ancient Muslim. Grrr, we hadn't even been taught about Ancient Muslim. Hopefully, I'lll still do ok though, otherwise my elderly teachers getting an ear full

[Chris Ritchie]

I'm on my first PSP. I might try to fix it myself as a learning experiment, but that didn't exactly work out as planned with my 360

[LSD]

Well, if you do try yourself, there are some very helpful video walkthroughs on YouTube

[ridley99]

i got mine repaired for £35 its still my 1st

[No To Shootouts]

You give bogus press conference whilst taking a crap!

[ComeontheArsenal]

You give bogus press conference whilst taking a crap!

Had a good chuckle at that

[LSD]

Bump

[MJGB]

You play whilst at Old Trafford, in one of the boxes, having a 3 course meal before the game and watching the match from a warm comfy environment. I also had my PSP in my hand when i met Paul Parker

[ChangNoi]

I am on my 3rd PSP, first one LCD went, then the UMD drive stopped working. So I got a Slim and Lite and some stole it from my Desk at work (GUTTED)

So now waiting for the PSP 3000

[LSD]

...you think "New FMH, New PSP" and everyone else thinks it's a waste of money!

[ridley99]

not that bad yet for me! im keeping my chunky psp.

(that sort of rhymed lol)

[Dec9693]

Ridley likes them on the Chunky side .
I am on my 2nd PSP got it on Ebay (2000) brand new for £20 + my old one .
Good deal and I brought a Lithium battery which means double FMH play.

[ChangNoi]

...you think "New FMH, New PSP" and everyone else thinks it's a waste of money!

How is it as waste of money?

Currently I am with out a PSP as some stole my last one.

So don't see any point in buying a Slim and Lite. Since that model is being replaced

[LSD]

I know! That's what I try telling them! It's my money I do what I want with it!!

[ridley99]

and here was me thinking you only spend money on alcohol! lol

[LSD]

Haha, some of it goes into a jar marked "Random things" and the rest into a cupboard marked "Beer "

[ridley99]

Random things, how dare you call FMH/PSP random they are neccesities! lol

[LSD]

So is the cupboard

[ridley99]

getting worried about what you keep in the cupboard now!

[LSD]

Money for beer and not much else

I need a cupboard because a jar couldn't hold all that money

[ridley99]

and here was me thinking youd have one of those HUGE whisky bottles etc to put your money in lol

[LSD]

I do but that enevitably got to small...