TheInvisibleMan Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 "In field to Carrick who's got Yaya Toure onto him, Carrick gives it away... Yaya Toure is through on Van Der Sar... he slips it under him GOOOOOOAAALLLLLLLL!!!!!!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roady99 Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 "Theirs people on the pitch, They think its all over, *GOOOAAAALLL*, It is now" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt_no_7 Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Take your pick from this lot really, if nothing else it would make you laugh, When a team is coming under intense pressure "X are fighting like beavers!" - Kammy When a striker is one on one and finishes "He stayed a calm as a cucumber!" -Kammy When hitting the post any of Merson's rhyming slang, "Oh he's hit the beans on toast!" "Off the sunday roast!" "He's hit the inside of the Norfolk Coast!" Hopefuly this will urge people to just go watch the Soccer Saturday funnies lol Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
soldierblue123 Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 "it's your tactics" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zico10 Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 Barcelona v any team Commentary " Oh Ray (Wilkins), Barcelona possession is humungous 85% v 15% and errrmmm (clear the throat) oooooohhhhh my f**king god, what is going on Ray? Ray (Wilkins) " it seems Messi is charging the opposition players the ticket fee, I mean to be fair with only 15% possession, the poor fellas are just standing on the pitch watching the game like the rest of us, so they deserve to pay the entrance fee". "cross is coming in and GOOOOOAAAALLLLL, finally after 37 games Dick just scored with a diving header from the G-spot, ooops penalty spot and his team mates are teasing him with slaps on his bald head, ih,ih,ih,ih,ih sorry Jeff couldn't resist, naughty boys hey, naughty boys..." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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