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***FMS 2020 Awards*** Live from The Whitehouse Isolation Ward (Sponsored by Dettol Bleach)


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Welcome everyone to the FMS Awards night 2020...feel free to help yourselves to a drink but remember to maintain your social distancing

TOnights specials are Corona Lager with a hint of Detol beach...please mind the UV lights aswell they show up some very dodgy stains..salkster you have been warned

 

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Proceeding will begin at 8pm BST and the awards will run as follows

1)    Short Story of the Year
2)    Best International Management Story of the Year
3)    Rest of the World Story of the Year
4)    Funniest Writer of the Year
5)    Best Story Character of the Year
6)    Rest of the UK Story of the Year
7)    English Story of the Year
8)    Newcomer of the Year
9)    Hall of Fame
10)    The Terk/Raptor/ Wilson Builder’s Award
11)    Story of the Year
12)    Writer of the Year
 

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I'm here for my... I want to say 6th FMS awards show. I would have brought a plus-one, but it turns out that I don't have many options after socially distancing for most of my 30 years. :D

Anyway, best of luck to all the nominees. (You'll need it against EvilDave. ;))

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Just now, EvilDave said:

Right, finally made it to one of these things. Now, where are? Oh, the White House. In that case mine's a White Russian, I trust that won't be a problem...

How do you want it...neat or detol clean

 

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The first award for the night is for the Short Story of the Year and the nominees are


The Brief History of a Union Divided by EvilDave
The Making of a Legend: The Mark Wilson Chronicles (Part Seven: Wilson Loves the Old Ladies) A EURO Trip to Hamburg by mark wilson27
Two Steps From Glory by Sherm
 

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The next award is for the Best International Story of the Year and the nominees are
[FM16] Just Another Caribbean Minnow - The Sequel! By fat Lion1
[FM 07] Back to 2006 by git2thachoppa
The Making of a Legend: The Mark Wilson Chronicles (Part Eight: Will Wilson hear the Lions Roar) by mark wilson 27
Great Scott !! We have an Englishman In Charge by mark wilson27
(FM'09) The Indian Summer …..And Beyond – A Chance To Rewrite History Part III.V by neilhoskins77
 

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Sorry I'm late, but for the strangest reason I couldn't get this new pair of tuxedo pants to fit. Hawaiian board shorts it is. Had to blag my way in by telling the two meat heads at the door I was EvilDave's assistant here to carry his awards home. 

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I haven't watched The Last Dance because I've not got that fancy Netflix, but I've seen enough SB Nation/Secret Base videos to fully appreciate ED's first story winner - the first of many tonight, I'm sure.

And congrats, Mark, on winning with another fine international story.

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Just now, Mandy42 said:

Sorry I'm late, but for the strangest reason I couldn't get this new pair of tuxedo pants to fit. Hawaiian board shorts it is. Had to blag my way in by telling the two meat heads at the door I was EvilDave's assistant he to carry his awards home. 

Welcome Mandy, feel free to help yourself to a drink..Neil is paying

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1 minute ago, Mandy42 said:

Sorry I'm late, but for the strangest reason I couldn't get this new pair of tuxedo pants to fit. Hawaiian board shorts it is. Had to blag my way in by telling the two meat heads at the door I was EvilDave's assistant he to carry his awards home. 

If you find no money at all in the pants pockets, then they're mine........

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The third award of the night is for the Rest of the World Story of the Year and the nominees are
The year of the B*****d  by bigmattb28
[FM19] False Dmitry by Diego Imposta
The Brief History Of A Union Divided (Short) by EvilDave
All of Life, All of the Game by EvilDave
[FM16] Just Another Caribbean Minnow - The Sequel! by fat Lion1
La Vecchia Signora & Y Fonesig Gyntaf by gavrenwick
The Making of a Legend: The Mark Wilson Chronicles (Part Six: A nou Job in the Catalan) by mark wilson27
The Making of a Legend: The Mark Wilson Chronicles (Part Seven: Wilson loves the Old Ladies) by mark wilson27
The Making of a Legend: The Mark Wilson Chronicles (Part Seven: Wilson loves the Old Ladies) A EURO Adventure to Hamburg by mark wilson27
9-1 Anyone Fancy a Chinese by mark wilson27
(FM'09) The Indian Summer …..And Beyond – A Chance To Rewrite History Part III.V by neilhoskins77
 

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Just now, neilhoskins77 said:

If you find no money at all in the pants pockets, then their mine........

just a crumpled up bus ticket in the back pocket. Upon which was scrawled (I think)

Luv u lon time 

and what looks like a drawing of an aubergine?

Anyway there is a phone number. So if I don't get lucky here at the awards I can roll the dice with that later

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1 minute ago, EvilDave said:

Nor have I, but I do have a very generous friend! Jon Bois remains a low-key hero of mine.

Also, welcome @Mandy42 - the board shorts will fit right in around here.

Are you saying you're bored?! Disqualified! 

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Just now, mark wilson27 said:

Congrats again ED!

You have it for a week, then I'll look after it.......

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1 minute ago, mark wilson27 said:

Next up is for the Funniest Writer of the Year award, so who did you lot think was the funniest writer in the last year. 

Douglas Adams... which says a lot for comedy as he's been dead for years now

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1 minute ago, EvilDave said:

Congrats @neilhoskins77 - a wonderful example of how to do depth in a story.

Also, Mark - are your three nominations from one series for a single award an FMS record?

Will have to check on that one?  @tenthreeleader might know

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