mark wilson27 Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 Welcome one and all to this years FMS Awards live from big Sam's bank vault. Please take a seat at your table and the waiter will be along shortly to take your money and maybe get you drink (I must state that I am new to all this hosting malarkey so you'll have to bear with me) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
copperhorse21 Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 Booo! Where's 10-3? (throws rotten eggs at new host) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CFuller Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 Looks like I'm the first one here. It's an honour to be in this wonderful, er, bank vault tonight to celebrate the FM Stories community. I'm sure that every one of us is here to celebrate one another, rather than make any personal gains. Psst... by the way, I'm working on a new England story for FM17. I'm calling it "The Journey Begins Here". First to offer £400k gets exclusive access to the first draft. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark wilson27 Posted October 9, 2016 Author Share Posted October 9, 2016 Guys please look at the doorway, any problems and my two friends will be having words Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
copperhorse21 Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 I'm an ugly American with a bad combover...you wish to meet me in Scotland? I've got a great golf resort where we can draft the final details... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark wilson27 Posted October 9, 2016 Author Share Posted October 9, 2016 @CFuller how about £2.50 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CFuller Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 Just now, mark wilson27 said: @CFuller how about £2.50 Throw in Kevin Nolan and Jay-Jay Okocha, and then we'll talk. Otherwise, jog on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
copperhorse21 Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 I've got the self-proclaimed "best player in Scotland" fresh off 3 weeks off to study the odds on these stories...gave me some good betting tips. Says he thinks he can write as good as the rest of us lot. Wants to know if he can post it all in tweets. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark wilson27 Posted October 9, 2016 Author Share Posted October 9, 2016 Right then gentlemen are we all seated with your wallets out Our first award of the night will be the Fantasy Story of the Year The nominees are as follows The Next Generation CFuller Jeux Sans Frontieres CFuller Fifteen to One MKII – Who will beat Celtic_1967 mark wilson27 Its Time for the Rejects to Come Forward mark wilson27 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WLKRAS Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 *Stumbles in looking bedraggled and windswept* "Bartender a pint please. No, lager, not wine, you idiot* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark wilson27 Posted October 9, 2016 Author Share Posted October 9, 2016 This one was a ding dong battle till the end and the two winners could not be split in the end. So a big congratulations to CFuller with Jeux Sans Frontieres and mark wilson27 with Its Time for the Rejects to Come Forward Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WLKRAS Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 Well done gents, well deserved Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark wilson27 Posted October 9, 2016 Author Share Posted October 9, 2016 Congratulations CFuller on a brilliant story which in my opinion deserved to win outright Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CFuller Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 Wow. That's a cause for celebration... but no alcohol for me, thanks. You know by now that I don't drink... and I don't smoke either, for that matter. That's why Fabio Saraiva, my assistant at Dagenham & Redbridge, calls me Goody Two Shoes. That, and also because I sometimes like to pretend I'm Al Green. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
copperhorse21 Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 What? The newest host wins an award? Can't be possible! I'm going to have my very good friend from Russia and his crew of crack hackers investigate this as we speak. As for my compatriot in the audience, CFuller, Congratulations! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark wilson27 Posted October 9, 2016 Author Share Posted October 9, 2016 Next up is the Short Story of the Year The nominees are as follows: [SHORT] The Cup Final jdoyle9293 Success or Failure [SHORT] Panpardus The final game (SHORT STORY) TheEarl Mission Impossible mark wilson27 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WLKRAS Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 I'm sure Mark had a TUE for all those extra votes Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CFuller Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 Just now, mark wilson27 said: Congratulations CFuller on a brilliant story which in my opinion deserved to win outright It's just an honour to even be nominated, let alone win. That said, I am particularly proud of that story, considering how much effort I put into it. Just now, copperhorse21 said: What? The newest host wins an award? Can't be possible! I'm going to have my very good friend from Russia and his crew of crack hackers investigate this as we speak. As for my compatriot in the audience, CFuller, Congratulations! YEEHAW! Thank you, my fellow Americ... oh, hang on, that's not right... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CFuller Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 Does the WiFi here work? I keep getting this message whenever I try to connect to it for some reason: Could not find the network "Big Sam's Office" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WLKRAS Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 You need the password "Keynote speaker" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
copperhorse21 Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 I think the new network name is, "Let'sLookAtThe Facts" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark wilson27 Posted October 9, 2016 Author Share Posted October 9, 2016 The winner for Short Story of the Year has been won by mark wilson27and Mission Impossible However it must be noted that in this category the actual winner failed to vote so forfeited his chance to win. Its not the way I wanted to win and this is why I nagged so much for people to vote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CFuller Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 Just now, WLKRAS said: You need the password "Keynote speaker" Ah, that's where I've been going wrong. I've tried "LYNN", "ROBBIEWILLIAMS", "ALEXFERGUSON", and even "JUSSIJAASKELAINEN". Thanks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark wilson27 Posted October 9, 2016 Author Share Posted October 9, 2016 And you need to put about £500,000 in the meter Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
copperhorse21 Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 Two awards for the new host...? The second one being won after Mission Impossible mysteriously vanished? (Like Lewis Hamilton's lead in the F-1?) Again, I've got very good people. They will look into this immediately. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CFuller Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 Speaking of 'mysteriously vanished', I think I've figured out why 10-3 hasn't shown up yet. The Minnesota Vikings are actually playing quite well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CFuller Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 Unfortunately, Andy Townsend could not be here with me this year, as he tragically choked to death last week after having a cliché lodged in and around his throat. However, I'm sure a few of you will recognise my plus-one for tonight. Quote Good evening, esteemed FMSers. I am Gio Bambini, President of FIFA and architect of the FIFA World Championship (I'm not one to brag, but that now has 2,332 current subscribers on Steam Workshop). Although I am disappointed that we are not in President Blatter's underground bunker this year, it is a tremendous honour to be here nonetheless. FMS and FIFA both represent the highest levels of honesty, sportsmanship, professionalism, and integrity. Julia, please do whatever you can to persuade the voting committee to give the Story of the Year award to that Russian guy - EvilDave, I think his name is? Remember, it is critical that the Russian gets what he deserves. Sorry? EvilDave is not Russian? Well, I could have sworn... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark wilson27 Posted October 9, 2016 Author Share Posted October 9, 2016 Gentlemen it is now time for the award for Best Story Idea of the Year and the nominees are as follows: The Next Generation CFuller Jeux Sans Frontieres CFuller A Continent From The Couch – Euro 2020 In The Media EvilDave A Russian Revelation EvilDave Fifteen to One MKII – Who will beat Celtic_1967 mark wilson27 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark wilson27 Posted October 9, 2016 Author Share Posted October 9, 2016 Shameful plugging by CFuller there.....just shameful Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark wilson27 Posted October 9, 2016 Author Share Posted October 9, 2016 And the winner for Best Story Idea after closely fought battle is EvilDave and A Continent From The Couch - Euro 2020 In The Media Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CFuller Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 Just now, mark wilson27 said: Shameful plugging by CFuller there.....just shameful I knew I shouldn't have invited that self-centred Swiss fat cat with an ego the size of the Large Hadron Collider. He was bound to get me in trouble at some point. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WLKRAS Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 Right winner, wrong story Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark wilson27 Posted October 9, 2016 Author Share Posted October 9, 2016 Well done Dave on a brilliantly written story...I know your not here at the moment so I'll take your award back stage for you and look after it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CFuller Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 Quote Bambini: No, no, no, Julia! I said Story of the Year, not Story IDEA of the Year! Women, eh? Now that's why I'm gay. SECURITY! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
copperhorse21 Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 I bet you will hold onto that award, Sir. Probably right along with the cash supplied in a duffel bag for the 2022 Re-vote for the World Cup Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
copperhorse21 Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 Congratulations to EvilDave for a fine story. Supplied, of course, by the mystery guest Bambini Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CFuller Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 In all seriousness, though, well done to EvilDave. The best story idea won in my humble opinion. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark wilson27 Posted October 9, 2016 Author Share Posted October 9, 2016 Just now, copperhorse21 said: I bet you will hold onto that award, Sir. Probably right along with the cash supplied in a duffel bag for the 2022 Re-vote for the World Cup It'll be melted down, get a good price for Gold nowadays Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WLKRAS Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 BetSam going 10/3 that Wilson manages to keep hold of all the awards Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark wilson27 Posted October 9, 2016 Author Share Posted October 9, 2016 Just now, WLKRAS said: BetSam going 10/3 that Wilson manages to keep hold of all the awards Can't believe you lot have no trust in me Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
neilhoskins77 Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 Good evening everyone. We may need a bigger venue next year, it's getting a bit busy in here. The guy in the toilets encouraging people to wash their hands for a fiver looks a lot like Lee Cattermole. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CFuller Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 Just now, neilhoskins77 said: Good evening everyone. We may need a bigger venue next year, it's getting a bit busy in here. The guy in the toilets encouraging people to wash their hands for a fiver looks a lot like Lee Cattermole. And apparently you need to give him a yellow card to enter. Boom boom. I'll get my coat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark wilson27 Posted October 9, 2016 Author Share Posted October 9, 2016 Next up is not an award for a story but for the Best Story Character. As we don't have a list of nominee's you'll have to wait for the X-Factor type pause before I reveal the winner Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
copperhorse21 Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 I have about as much trust in your abilities to hold onto silverware as Jose Mourinho holding on to his Loser's medal in the Community Shield when he was back with Chelsea... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WLKRAS Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 1 minute ago, mark wilson27 said: Can't believe you lot have no trust in me I'm just glad there's no Camels in this vault Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark wilson27 Posted October 9, 2016 Author Share Posted October 9, 2016 1 minute ago, CFuller said: And apparently you need to give him a yellow card to enter. Boom boom. I'll get my coat. Security please escort this man away Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
neilhoskins77 Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 2 minutes ago, CFuller said: And apparently you need to give him a yellow card to enter. Boom boom. I'll get my coat. And we thought the plus one was the trouble maker..... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark wilson27 Posted October 9, 2016 Author Share Posted October 9, 2016 This years winner was chosen by over half of the voters and he is................ (X-Factor Pauuuusssseeeeeeee) tenthreeleaders Kyle Cain from Raising Cain Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
copperhorse21 Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 Let me guess, you'll hold onto his award too? Congrats to 10-3 for Kyle Cain. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark wilson27 Posted October 9, 2016 Author Share Posted October 9, 2016 Another award for tenthreeleader and another well deserved one..... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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