Pukey

Foden not coming on yet is genuinely awful management.

Raphinha is good! (Not watched him this season tbf)

I genuinely have no idea what purpose bringing Henderson on is meant to serve here.

He's really, really good.

Look less easy to waltz through yeah. Our poor passing in the final third is really annoying me though.

Such a bad pass from Saka and instantly invites a counter.

And they say he's not a genius

Oh I know, I'm saying what he should do, not what I think he will. He's definitely "come on lads, play better" and give it 15/20 minutes kinda guy.

Absolutely. Something wasn't working with that team. Sometimes you can make small adjustments and send the same 11 out, but other times you're far better taking off an underperforming player and sending someone else on, and this is one of those times imo.

Foden has to come on for someone at half time

Can't think of any England player who's played well. First 15 were fine but just as we started to start get in behind USA have turned it on and been far the better team.

This is starting to turn into a very poor performance

Starting to find spaces and create chances

Rob Green rightly gets criticised but we were crap the rest of that game as well

That penalty shootout should have been so nerve racking yet we were so utterly **** I almost wanted us to lose

Qatar gone and nothing of value was lost

Wasn't impressed with the Dutch at all against Senegal and they've been really bad tonight.

Miles on

Netherlands don't half look bad, hopefully this counts as it's deserved

Real shame we didn't get to hear John Hartson coming up with incredible nonsense during this game, can guarantee he's fuming about the red

I think the ref initially is just looking at DOGSO, in which case the yellow is "correct" in that sense, but the tackle itself is so awful. VAR doing its job, clear red.

Argentina's first half was actually quite good. The offsides were narrow, particular the Martinez one iirc. Another day that counts, they're 2-0 up, and absolutely cruise to a win. Saudi Arabia scored with basically their only 2 attacks and from there defended like absolute demons. Was poor from Argentina in the second half, they seem a bit shell shocked, but I'd be amazed if they don't make it through to the latter stages. France, England, and Spain looked very competent albeit against incredibly weak looking opposition. Didn't watch enough of Brazil to comment but they'll be in the latter stages too you'd have thought. My biggest disappointment was Belgium, I know Canada aren't useless plodders but that was a really, really bad performance. There's no way they can play that badly against Spain/Gemany/Japan and get through.

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Siu is the dumbest thing going and deserves to be mocked at every opportunity

Omg please do it