Coulthard's Jaw

https://www.thenational.scot/news/21378027.aberdeen-man-arrested-allegedly-spotted-carrying-eggs-near-queens-coffin/ A MAN has been arrested after he was allegedly seen carrying eggs as the Queen’s funeral cortege passed him. The 38-year-old man was charged with a breach of the peace after he was allegedly spotted with the potential projectiles near Duthie Park in Aberdeen on Sunday, as the Queen’s funeral procession travelled from Balmoral to Edinburgh. Police said he has been released on an undertaking and will appear before a court at a later date.

That fan's tweets are a bit edgy but a lifetime ban for them is a joke.

I'd have thought so, the official queue hasn't start yet has it? these are people just taking a chance?

I'm aiming to outlive Charles. William might be a stretch though

I mean

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-62871441 Interesting read

You're not.

Very little will be open next Monday, will be like Christmas Day basically.

We will move the Man City midweek game, frees up a mid week slot.

QUEUES to see the Queen lying in state could last 12 hours and stretch for three miles. The Whitehall chiefs in charge of logistics for the historic five-night vigil had originally estimated that 40,000 people a day would turn up. However, they now believe the number will be far, far higher and that many people will have to queue through the night. They estimate numbers could far exceed the 200,000 who paid their respects to the Queen Mother in 2002. And they say it could be closer to the million mourners who filed past Pope John Paul II when he lay in state in Rome in 2005. The route will be lined with extra portable loos and water stations to ensure the public are catered for on their way towards central London’s Westminster Hall from Wednesday. Mourners will pass through airport-style security and only small bags are permitted. Medics at nearby Guy’s and St Thomas’s hospitals are on standby in case those in the queue fall ill. Planners, who have been following the Operation London Bridge protocol, have identified a park next to Tower Bridge as the starting point for the queue. It will then move the length of the South Bank of the Thames, passing London Bridge, Blackfriars Bridge, the Globe Theatre, Tate Modern and the London Eye. Anyone with luggage will have to stop on the route and leave it in a park by Lambeth Palace before rejoining the queue. Mourners will cross Lambeth Bridge before turning back to enter Westminster Hall. That will be open 24 hours a day for mourners to pass by the late monarch’s coffin, with insiders revealing people may have to wait up to 12 hours from start to finish.

Rangers' decision to ban away fans from their Champions League clash with Napoli will allow the police to send 90 per cent fewer officers, as forces remain stretched due to restrictions with policing resources after the death of Queen Elizabeth II.

Wonder if London games will be allowed if away fans are banned.

Obviously he might have been being a complete dick, but I'd want the bar for arresting someone set really high for something like this.

Queen Mother had cancer twice and still reached 101.