sczerpak Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 I received a txt off my mrs this morning............... shes sick of coming home and me not getting off fm09. she says i have time to play on it all day but still dont get off it. shes had enough!!! If we finish, at least il have alot more time for fm09! im not a bum without a job btw iv snapped a tendon in my knee Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klipdrift Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 She's right you know... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sczerpak Posted November 19, 2008 Author Share Posted November 19, 2008 she will never be right. once shes home i play n it for an hour tops Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
phnompenhandy Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 Join the other 'your relationship has expired' threads! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DagenhamDave Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 I had six weeks off work once due to ruptured knee ligaments and a torn cartilage. The pain was hideous but playing FM whenever I wanted all day made up for it. I've been trying to find a way to damage my other knee without the pain so I can stay off again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike7077 Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 Soon you'll be a bum with a snapped tendon and no girlfriend. Although, that's basically what I am, but without the snapped tendon.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopper99 Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 Put the game down and spend some time in the real world. If you find FM more interesting than your missus then she's probably not the girl for you Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nomis07 Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 People never fail to shock me, I don't want to sound all high and mighty but a relationship that is so crap it comes second to a computer game sounds incredibly depressing Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopper99 Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 Indeed, if you're at home playing the game for much of the day then there's no excuse for not showing your woman some attention when she gets home. Girls > FM every time for me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nomis07 Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 I find if I spend more than a couple of hours playing FM that I end up in quite a bad mood, regardless of how well i've done. Real Life (to include girls, boobs, booze, music, films, family, real football etc etc) > FM every time for me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike7077 Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 Real Life (to include girls, boobs, booze, music, films, family, real football etc etc) > FM every time for me. I must admit that there are times when FM is infinitely preferable to family or real football for me! As for girls and boobs, I'm not sure. What are they like again? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tottenham2k7 Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 mate, put down the game and pick up the mrs! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopper99 Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 I must admit that there are times when FM is infinitely preferable to family or real football for me! As for girls and boobs, I'm not sure. What are they like again? Like squishy mounds of heaven The boobs that is, not the girls. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nomis07 Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 Hahahahahaha, genius. I'd been trying to think of a way of describing boobs, other than just saying yum, but Chopper's description is perfect. Diets are the nemesis of the boob though, my wife started weight watchers and has dropped 2 dress sizes She looks fantastic, but her fun buns have shrunk. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopper99 Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 Hahahahahaha, genius. I'd been trying to think of a way of describing boobs, other than just saying yum, but Chopper's description is perfect.Diets are the nemesis of the boob though, my wife started weight watchers and has dropped 2 dress sizes She looks fantastic, but her fun buns have shrunk. Agreed, since my fiancee became pregnant she's actually lost a lot of weight because all food makes her feel sick. As a result her funbags have shrunk. Never mind, after a few more weeks of pregnancy and those milkers will fill out again Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nomis07 Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 Never mind, after a few more weeks of pregnancy and those milkers will fill out again I wouldn't be so happy, you'll not be allowed anywhere near them if my experience is anything to go by It's like putting a cake in front of Micahel Winner, but telling him it's not finished and he has to wait. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopper99 Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 I wouldn't be so happy, you'll not be allowed anywhere near them if my experience is anything to go by It's like putting a cake in front of Micahel Winner, but telling him it's not finished and he has to wait. Fantastic analogy That's already happening tbh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sczerpak Posted November 19, 2008 Author Share Posted November 19, 2008 People never fail to shock me, I don't want to sound all high and mighty but a relationship that is so crap it comes second to a computer game sounds incredibly depressing youve got it all wrong mate. il love my mrs i really do but she cant give me what fm does!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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