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stabwest

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Hatters turn on the style

after brushing aside West Ham Utd in the League Cup 2nd round at Upton Park, Orr seems to have turned the corner with Luton.

"well i was labelled the wrong guy for the job,gave no hope of saving Luton from the drop,

it winds me up when i see gaffers like Roberston, getting oh its a shame he ain't won a game yet".

asked about the finances at the club, Orr was quick to have a dig at the chairman Tomlins.

" Look i know its a small club, but we'll always be small if they think small".

When asked about the story reguarding Stuart Reids wife, Orr said " best ask Reidy, i left them in bed together with the maid,and that spanish donkey, he bought back with him from Spain"

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Genteeelmen.

Office Christmas party the night so won't be around to take Serie A by storm. Should be back on Monday but won't make the following Thursday either as i've got my departments night out.

I can almost taste the liquor and that horrible hangover taste already \o/

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by stevethedog:

Genteeelmen.

Office Christmas party the night so won't be around to take Serie A by storm. Should be back on Monday but won't make the following Thursday either as i've got my departments night out.

I can almost taste the liquor and that horrible hangover taste already \o/ </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

just stay away from those older ladies icon15.gif

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Lambie\'s Lovechild

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by stabwest:

just stay away from those older ladies icon15.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hes no Wayne Rooney. Mair like Wayne Sleep.

And having seen him play fitba, ill reassess that to say hes mair like Wayne Biggins.

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Recently relegated Italian Serie B team Trevisos fans were in jubilant mood when the team announced they had concluded their search for a new manager. With the team being on second to last position of Serie B, fans were ready to ignore the fact that the new manager. Sasu Mattia, was a 20- year old man whose only experience of managing a football team came from playing Hattrick for one season.

The manager seemed to be very confident of his abilities and was quick to announce his expectations for this season: "The squad looks very good and the board was kind enough to provide me with decent amount of cash for transfers. With my guidance, I'm sure Treviso will be back in Serie A sooner than anyone would expect."

Prominent Treviso player Dino Fava had this to say about the new manager manager: "After such a lousy start this season, change was necessary. Hopefully this unknown Finn has got what it takes to take Treviso back to where it belongs, top half of Serie B!"

Since taking the helm at Treviso two weeks ago not much was done. Mattila approached couple of players but no signings were made. Apparently the teams training regime was adjusted a bit. Tomorrow Treviso will face Ternana at their home stadium Omobono Tenni.

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There are 3 steps to Heaven ... all at the gates of Selhurst Park

The close season was a spectacular success for Palace by any stretch of the imagination. The wage bill was trimmed and the manager had both a healthy budget for transfers and some salary cash left to build the squad. It was WHO he went for that surprised a few people, and upset a few others.

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<LI>James McFadden (AM/F LC)- £4M - Everton

<LI>Mike Zonneveld (D/DM L) - £2.2M - Panathanaikos

<LI>Gladstone (D C) - £2.5M - Palmeiras

<LI>Freddy Guarin (DM/M RC) - £1M - Envigado

<LI>Andreas Zikos (DM/M RC) - £120k - Monaco

The spending of such a huge amount on an unfinished product like McFadden prompted a lot of speculation as to the managers sanity, but given his previous successes, the board backed the decision, and the fans hoped he could bring the best out of "The Gallus One".

15 Games into the season, and the just is still out on McFadden. However, the rest of the squad, thats a different story. Sitting 5th in the league, 3 points off 2nd place, and 1 point off a Champions League spot, Palace have exceeded expectations so far, although theyve yet to face the top 3 teams (Chelsea / Man U / Arsenal) but managed a creditable 1-0 defeat away to Newcastle and a superb 1-0 home win over Liverpool.

A pair of long term injuries have however blighted the season. Andy Johnson, the fans player of the year, has been out since August after breaking his cheekbone, and Tom Soares suffered a fractured bone in his foot after 2 games and is now out till January.

Still in the cups (just , a 3-1 penalty win away to WBA had the manager throwing teacups) and ready for the big games ahead, the future looks bright for palace. Lets just hope the chairman keeps his grubby paws off the talent come February when the budget starts to tighten .......

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by reidy888:

Are you sure those leagues are right Davie? I've definately won a massive 2 games..... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

reidy yeah , i couldn't wait around for the games to finish , so i copied what was there at the time, p.s chill or your wife gets it icon_razz.gif

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The Search for the Lost Manager

McGuinness was escorted carefully along the corridors of the dank, dark building, the smell of unwashed males and other, less hygienic animals filling his nostrils with every step. This place could be hell to a man, but hed seen it all now. Ali Sami Yen, Ataturk, Inonu , now those places were hell on earth, this, in comparison, was a 5 star hotel. He was led into a cell where the shambling figure in the corner was barely able to look up, the light from the opened door causing him to blink excessively. McGuinness wished it was Louis Walsh he was about to see, but he wasnt that lucky.

The guard stood over, but McGuinness motioned him to leave, this was a private conversation between lawyer and client, and besides, it was dinner time in the canteen, and hed paid the guard enough to make sure he got a decent meal. As the door slammed, McGuinness motioned to the prisoner that it was ok to speak now.

"Az , its Bod. Weve been a bit worried about you mate. Youve not been seen for months in the game, and theres a rumour going about youve lost your passion for the sport. Then my scouting network comes back and says theyve heard stories youre stuck in prison for the next 3 years. Whats going on."

"Its a setup Bod" replied the shambolic figure that was once top clan manager Emir "Azmodai" Karakurt. "It all happened so fast. I won La Liga in the last big clan game, and was waiting for FM06 to bring me a new challenge. Then the door was kicked in, I was roughed up by a dozen policemen, charged with Treason, and thrown in here. It doesnt make sense, but ive spoken to a few people, and I know who was behind it. Im telling you Bod, its Nukem".

Bod seemed a little surprised by this. Orhun was a decent manager, a good friend of Karakurt, and it was Azmo who had brought him into the clan. Such a betrayal seemed out of character.

"It was after the last SPL Game, when he said that Livingston were a big club. I took the **** out of him and said he was as deluded as Souness was when he claimed Galatasaray *ptooey* were a big club. He didnt speak to me for a week, and then this happened".

"Az, be cool man. The clan is working on this. Were looking into the background of the case, trying to find out what we can do. I know Turkish justice is slow, but weve also found its cheap. As long as they dont get into the EU, we reckon we can bribe the judge to get you out with a new Samsung D-600 (supplied by Sy) , a years supply of Chicken Royal's (supplied by Steve) and a yearly subscription to "Goth Girls Go Wild" (supplied under torture by Davie). Its all in hand, you just stay cool my man, the clan will rescue you"

"Thank you Bod, Thank you. I know i said all those things about you being a crap manager and a wee fat scottish toerag, but i was channeling the spirit of some guy fae Bishopton, and i didnt know what i was saying."

"Thats alright Az. Listen, ive got to go now, we have a session tonight to discuss the case, but trust me, its all taken care of. You wont have to spend a moment longer in here than is necessary"

Bod knocked on the door and the guard opened it. He strolled outside leaving the forlorn figure of Karakurt to ponder his future. As he left the cell block and entered the governors office, he relaxed.

"So Mr McGuinness, are you satisfied that were doing what was asked for your friend? The paperwork thats needed to prove his innocence can be tied up for a little longer if you wish"

McGuinness handed over the brown envelope.

"Cheers Mehmet, he looks just about beaten. Give him another 3 months in solitary until Ive got Palace into the champions league, and thatll do just fine ..........."

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steve pass it back over for thursday if the lads want to crack on, i was out of it on monday with the cold and again sorry for the lads that had to wait.

if you could up-load it that would be great or i'll bo on later.

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by stevethedog:

Lads,

Deffo a no go for Thursday for me so if someone is able to take the game of my hands tonight that would be braw. Is there somewhere I could upload it to if nobody is around? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

online now with sav

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Well it was bound to happen, £5m in the red and paying La Liga Wages I was given the Jordan aka The Boot

I was not happy at the debt situation and they had bound me to a cheaper contract and no effort was made for wages by the board so I showed my interest allbeit silly in the Villareal job, it cost me my Job but I am looking ahead to another job so i can go back there and cane those Valencia Wannabes!!

Now if you dont mind im siging on!

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so we have a game then icon14.gif good we can crack on with the new patch.

Monday is optional, see what the numbers are if the lads want to crack on icon_wink.gif

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oh aye Dave I take it - its just a case of downloading the beast for the web site? so it should be better than all the transfer pap that was 12kbs.

just e-mail the link but you're prob on the case I'm at work. icon_frown.gif

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Never again

Never again will i play all out attacking football against Arsenal

during the 1st half Arsenal opened us up like a tin of baked beans, 2nd half we sat back and controlled the game a hell of a lot better, but sadly the damage was done, but full credit to the lads .more so young Teemu Turunen, who was signed that day on a bosman from FC KooTeePee, flown straight in from Finland into Luton airport,then he had to jump into a taxi , which took him straight into the Emirates stadium.

when are you gonna win a game Orr

well with 1 win 6 , which is not good

with Sheff Wed next who are 20th , just below us , you've gonna think ,thats prob the time so start winning again

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Back to the league

a fine 1-0 win over Jonny Keda Sheff Wed, was pleasing for Orr, young Dean Morgan strike just before H/T was enough to keep the points at Kenilworth Road and gain there 1st win in 5 matches.

next up was a return to the south coast to face a in form Plymouth Argyle, after a well tight 1st 45mins with no goals, Plymouth came out the better scoring two goals in 5 mins to cruise into a 2-0 lead, with Dave Hibbert , one of Orrs former players at Preston leading the way.

a call from Orr to the captain Nicholls set the wheels in motion for a Luton come back, to penalties by Nicholls in the space of 10mins, drew the game 2-2 , after Luton had up a gear , with wave after wave of attacks,the plymouth back 4 seemed lost, with Wotton fouling the Luton strikers non-stop.

seems to be getting back on track for Luton after the 5 game run with a win.

next up a match with high flying WBA currently sitting 2nd with 1 defeat in 23 games,

Luton turned out in there black away strip,

it seems like someone had died the game was so bad in till Diomansy Kamara scored a belter on the 40th min , sending the home fans crazy,but there was one man who had a milestone to hit,and he picked the 42nd min to beat 3 defenders before guiding the ball into the W.B.A goal , before jumping into the away fans.

the 2nd half saw W.B.A attack and attack the Luton goal , but on loan Floribert N'Galula recived a loose ball depth in the W.B.A half , after it was punted upthe park,which he struk so fine into the top left hand corner, the Luton faithful ,just lost the plot icon_biggrin.gif

a certain Stuart Reid was spotted being lead away by the local police

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Gary Toner:

*waves*

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Anyway just want to wish you lads a very Merry Xmas and i shall be returning soon so i hope Bod hasn't nicked every wonderkid in the game yet icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

hello Gaz

of course we remember you icon_rolleyes.gif sorta

yes bod prob got a few wonderkids.

and we await your return mate

merry Christmas mate,and the rest of the gang icon_biggrin.gif

shall post at 3pm GMT on 26th if that night session, is def gonna go ahead

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The position in the table might be as grim as the faces of the fans but there is some better news, Manager Robertson agreed deals to bring in what he considers three players that will only add to the team.

Peter whittingham Villa

Ricardo Fuller Southampton

Vincenzo Grella Parma

Will the manager be at the club when they arrive is another thing, the dreaded news from the board looks only days away unless the team start turning in results and pull out of the relegation quagmire.

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Erm yeah sorry fans but the crwod may look just as the fas and staff may as the bodies ahve returhend somwehat ****ed, i typle this whuile s we;;; a wee bnit reekining adnad i was morhe than happy to meet teham for a wuick wsly hie owne . was a tad bizzrarsadre bit theat paper awlaweas is. erm yars so some of the tryping in the pasper may be verY vetyV slang but i don't gibvea a **** like. Adds the the eecxctimaetn of a game and you want that pish to win. hurrah excitement. \o/

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