A Benfica Story: "What really happen in 2012" (feat. Barrack Obama & Homer Simpsons)

[aaannndddiii]

Okay so this is my first story ever.. The game is based on my own created database which I have just finished working on. An all-wonderkid database, where all players with 120 CA or more and high potentials transformed into wonderkids aging 16 to 20 (one forum-based custom team inside).

ENTRY #1

The year is 2012 and December is the month. People was in silent as the big clock in Times Square, Tokyo, London, and basically all clocks counts down. No, it's not the new year, the day was 20 December 2012...

Three days later, those same clocks are still ticking, as usual - indicates that the world is indeed doesn't end. But the Mayans were right. Something big did happen. Everybody as in who's anybody who got potential in something was transformed. Scientists, artists, musicians, entrepreneur, athletes - including footballers - along with millions of people turned young.

It causes chaotic measures in all places, but let's just focus on the football world. There was a division of the 'old' players and the newly-young transformed, highly potential players. Ronaldo 'el Phenomenon' is now 20 years old, Messi is now 16 years old.

20 y.o Ronaldo

Even Younger Messi

This forces a special someone to do a major action. Barrack Obama -who somehow survived the transformation process -surprisingly voices his opinion into the issue and it was immediately accepted. The idea was to create a special league specially made for the teams with most potential players. And in that day World Club League was created based in the beautiful island of Bali, Indonesia. It contains 64 teams spread to four divisions with an UCL-type FA cup.

Top division table

At that same time, all managers of the selected teams were excited for this league. Anyone but one: the manager of Benfica (no offence). As he somehow wasn't transformed young - it only means that he has no potential and was immediately sacked by the chairman.

After 6000 miliseconds of searching for the new manager, they found a guy in Goalin' Donuts who fits perfectly for the empty position in Benfica managerial position. The man who's young. The man who handles pressures with a pinch of salt. The man who loves donuts. The man who can handle any mess in less than 30 minutes everyday for almost 2 decades now... The man - correct that - boy is no other than...

Homer Simpsons

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And that is my first entry, ever.. Please don't be so hard on me..

I know it's crap.. I'm not even an native English speaker.

Please give me feedbacks.

[tenthreeleader]

Feedback number one: welcome.

Feedback number two: please read the house rules at the top of the main thread. Images are not allowed in this forum. You may link to them, but not post them directly. Thanks.

[aaannndddiii]

Oh okay.. Sorry mate..

Gonna change 'em to links.

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Done.

Cheers

[SCIAG]

aaannnddiii, you're doing well. The story is not "crap", believe me, I've read worse.

Well done on the massive editing you'd have had to have done.

[aaannndddiii]

Thanks..

Yeah that was very 'fun'.. When it was done there has been like 16,000 changes on the database.

Maybe I'll share it soon if a lot of people interested

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ENTRY #2 : Meeting the media.

The Benfica website has officially announced that the old - literally - manager has been sacked due to 'inability to further management' and was immediately taken over by a 17 year old Homer Simpsons - aka 'The Yellow Man'.

and now here's a brief highlight of the first press conference of Homer Simpsons as the manager of Benfica.

"You sit here as the new manager of Benfica. Is this your dream job?"

"I don't think it's appropriate to discuss whether this is a dream job or not. Maybe yes... it is a job... or maybe no because it is not a dream.... Uuuu the mystery.. Oh yeah, speaking of dreams yesterday I thought I was this super-hero called Avery Man.... *and that goes for the next 15 minutes*.. but then I woke up and it was only a dream.

"What is your overall approach to the tactical side of the game?"

"Ehmm... I will tell my boys to put the ball on the net thingy and also tell them not to let the other guys with different colored shirt put the ball in our net thingy.."

"How involved do you intend to be in the day-to-day running of the club?"

"Yes. I will tell them to run! Real fast!"

"What you agree with the assessment that you already have an idea of which players you like and those that you aren't happy with?"

"Of course. There is this curly guy.. I like him. He let me have his donuts yesterday. And the one with the glasses - I don't like him. Reminding me of my *freakin* neighbour Flanders."

"In that case, are we likely to see you delve into the transfer market soon?"

"Yes. I need to buy more donuts around here."

"How success do you think this football club is going to be in the newly created league?"

"WHAT?!! This is a football club?" D'OH !!!

With that cagey conference, it is most likely that Benfica will get a very bad odd for promoting in this time around.

On other news.. "Many Benfica players is seen donuts shop around the city. Speculation is that it will be given to their newly appointed manager - hoping to get a good impression for the chance of getting first-team choice"

[SCIAG]

It's nearly impossible to be funny in your first language, let alone your second.

[Burgess Basso]

I quite like this start Keep it up.

[aaannndddiii]

It's nearly impossible to be funny in your first language, let alone your second.

Err.. sorry for not being funny then?

I quite like this start Keep it up.

Thanks mate.

time for a new entry

Entry #3:The first ever WOOHOO !

It's the time that everybody who is anybody who doesn't have anything to do for 90 minutes that day have been waiting for: Homer's first in charge as the manager of Benfica.

The manager is seen with his usual white shirt and blue jeans on the dug-out.. Looking very serious onto the football pitch... of the game in his handheld PSP.

Although it was only a friendly match between Benfica vs the reserve, the stadium was packed with people from Springfield (and those people who doesn't have anything to do for the next 90 minutes that day) which barely filled 1/100 of the stadium capacity.. Still it was a very great atmosphere..

*120 minutes later...*

*there was a 30 minute delay due to Bart's certain interruption during half time which causes the grass on the pitch have to be replaced*

Benfica 7 - 0 Benfica Reserve

Cardozo 3 goals

Saviola 3 goals

Aimar 1 goal and some assists.

The media waiting outside - all looked surprised with the result. Although it was against only a reserve team, they expected Homer to screw it up.

A roar of cheers filled the air as Homer Simpsons walked out from the stadium - surprisingly looking very sad and sulking.

"I'm a failure. I can't even score a goal in a game against those 5 years old of players*. The guys with the red shirt put more ball on the net thingy.."

*literally, the reserve are 5 years old.

"But Homer, the guys on the red shirt is your side." said one reporter.

"Really? WOOHOO !!"

And the cheers continues roaring with laughter here and there.

[SCIAG]

No, I didn't quite finish my sentence. You are managing to be funny.