July 2036.
Upon arriving in Kaunas, we decided to tour our host's facilities -- an exercise in comparative, single-destination groundhopping, if you will. Not many clubs with a 500-person capacity stadium can lay claim to a spot in the Champions League, after all.
While the facilities are rustic, there's no cause for the Georgian media's denigration of the pitch as "literally a potato farm."
A cheap shot even in the best light, it seems. We should not be so quick to forget our own humble roots.
No room for that kind of snobbery. I tell Mat as much but he just shrugs me off, mumbling some platitudes to appease me. I try to explain that his reaction is precisely the sort of arrogance we need to put back on the shelf. He just rolls his eyes.
An elderly gentleman casually approaches when we arrive at the pitch, extending a hand in a gesture of friendship, a warm smile across his face. Dirt under his fingertips? Clearly a man who works with his hands. A man of the people. Salt of the earth. The groundsman, perhaps.
I return the gesture. "Good evening, sir. Tell me, is this the potat-- I mean, the Tauro Stadionas?"
"Why, yes, it is, my good man. I've seen your picture on the television, you must be Mr. Gorami. Welcome to Kaunas! I'm the owner. Adomas, Adomas Potato. Pleasure to meet you!"