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The next award is for the Funniest Writer of the Year. So everyone who has written a story this year us up for this one. So who has made you chuckle

The winner was surprisingly a mark wilson27 story as 15-1 Italy here comes the FMS Crew (mark wilson27) picked up the award

Next award up is the Fantasy Story of the Year and their was a lack of nominees with only two stories 15-1 Italy here comes the FMS Crew (mark wilson27) From Kid to Goat? (mark wilson27)

The winner by a clear margin is A National Embarrassment (Short) (EvilDave) Well done Dave a well deserved win and another award to your every growing list

Short Story of the Year and the nominees are as follows: A National Embarrassment (Short) (EvilDave) Desert Treasure – One Evening with a Smuggled Superstar (EvilDave) The Window Never Closes Quietly (Short) (EvilDave) Will the Last One Off the Island Please Turn Out the Lights? (EvilDave) Far From The Madden Crowd (Short Story) (gavrenwick) Keep History After Retirement (Tikka Mezzala)

Anyway everyone take your seats and lets get this ceremony up and running with the first award of the night

Its straight from the Polish screenwash supply

Ceremony will be starting in around seven minutes

I dont understand any of it so I'm stumped.

I believe its the Terry Owens reference

You can tell Mr.Owens that, the Hardly Athletic defender will be waiting for you...

Drag anyone in off the street of you want sir. A free bar is available so anyone will some

Just so everyone is aware the first exits are here there and everywhere. No urinating on the pitch otherwise Terry "The Imapler" Owens will be after you

No problem sir Tap Water it is Mr Fuller

The ceremony will start at 7:30 or earlier if plenty turn up. The award sequence is as follows: 1) Short Story of the Year 2) Fantasy Story of the Year 3) Funniest Writer of the Year 4) Best Story Character of the Year 5) Rest of the World Story of the Year 6) International Story of the Year 7) English Story of the Year 8) Newcomer of the Year 9) Hall of Fame 10) The Terk/Raptor/Wilson Builder's Award 11) Story of the Year 12) Writer of the Year

For those asking it is a free bar however anyone throwing up will be charged a soiling charge

Welcome one and all to the FMS 2023 Award Ceremony Live from the Hardly Athletic Football Ground "The Biscuit Tin". Feel free to step up to the bar and order yourself a tasty Vodka from the Smirnoff Lounge

December 2023 (Managers Remaining 8/15) Serie A BenArsenal (Juventus) The first game for Ben's side was against Milan and hi side lost 3-1 and the scoreline was repeated in the Champions League as Monaco beat them 3-1. The next game saw his side drawing 1-1 against Salernitana and this was followed by a 2-1 win over Sassuolo, his side finished the month down in 2nd place CFuller (Fiorentina) The first game of the month saw his side losing 1-0 to Udinese and this was followed by a 3-1 win over Sevilla in the Conference League. The next game saw a 1-1 draw against WLKRAS's Atalanta and this was followed by a 1-0 win over Empoli. The final game of the month saw his side beating Ascoli in the Italian Cup 2nd Rd. The end of the month saw his side in 8th spot Daniel Evensen (Salernitana) Not a great month for Daniel's side as they started with a 0-0 draw against Roma and this was followed by a 1-1 draw against Juventus. The next game saw his side losing 1-0 to Milan and then his side was knocked out of the Italian Cup as they drew 1-1 against Brescia and lost the penalty shootout. His side finished in 7th for the month...(Maybe I'm being alittle harsh with saying it wasn't a great month) Gavrenwick (Lazio) A good month for Gav's side as they started with a 1-0 win over Tenthreeleader's Inter, this was followed by a 2-1 win over OGC Nice in the Champions League. The final two games of the month saw his side beating both Sudtirol and Bologna 3-0 to end the month in 3rd spot. Neilhoskins77 (Napoli (Parthenope)) An unbeaten month for Neil's Napoli side as they started with a 2-0 win over Empoli and followed it with a 1-1 draw against Verona. His side then faced Jablonec in the Europa Conference League and beat them 2-0 and then followed it with a 1-1 draw against Genoa. His side finished the month in 8th spot Tenthreeleader (Inter) The began with a 1-0 loss to Gavrenwick's Lazio and followed it with a 2-0 win over Maccabi Tel-Aviv in the Champions League. His side then drew 1-1 with Torino and ended the month with a 2-1 win over Cagliari. His side finished the month in 11th spot WLKRAS (Atalanta) A 2-1 win over Salento started the month and was followed by a Champions League loss to Chelsea 3-1. The next game saw his side drawing 1-1 against Fiorentina and was followed by a 3-1 win over Spezia to end the month in 4th spot Serie B bigmatt28 (Pisa) The month began with a 2-1 loss to Cremonese and this was followed by a 1-0 win over Benevento. The next match saw his side drawing 1-1 against Bari and this was followed with 2-1 loss to Trento. The next game saw his side losing 2-1 to Frosinone and it also saw birmatt28 losing his job.....Goodbye bigmatt28 Job Status: bigmatt28 (PISA) (24/12/23) SACKED Neilhoskins77 (Napoli) Insecure | Place | Name | Team (s) | Date Left | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | For | Against | % Won | |---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 8th | bigmattb28 | Pisa | 24/12/23 (S) | 62 | 21 | 21 | 20 | 73 | 68 | 33 % | |---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 9th | Mandy42 | Como | 11/11/23 (S) | 55 | 18 | 19 | 18 | 56 | 52 | 32 % | |---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 10th | Dalbeider | Bari | 19/5/23 (S) | 41 | 14 | 15 | 12 | 36 | 37 | 34 % | |---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 11th | Jon1982 | Milan | 22/1/23 (S) | 25 | 10 | 5 | 10 | 24 | 19 | 40 % | |---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 12th | EvilDave | Verona | 14/1/23 (S) | 17 | 2 | 4 | 11 | 9 | 22 | 11 % | |---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 13th | Celtic_1967 | SPAL | 18/12/22 (S) | 21 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 17 | 21 | 28 % | |---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 14th | mark wilson27 | Perugia | 8/12/22 (S) | 19 | 2 | 9 | 8 | 11 | 17 | 10 % | |---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 15th | Tikka Mezzala | Frosinone | 9/11/22 (S) | 17 | 6 | 4 | 7 | 16 | 15 | 35 % | |---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

February 24th: Man City (a) (29/38) I was hoping for a reaction from players after the FA Cup exit but all I got was rubbish and five minutes into the Derby game City scored as P.Thomsen shot home from ten yards after my defence fell asleep. On the 9th minute it got even worse as I.Coda Zabetta shot home from the edge of the area after my side kept on backing away from him. The vein in my head was about to explode and on the 23rd minute I had the crossbar to thank after City came close. We were just not at the races and on the 38th minute K.Swaby produced a great save to deny him with a low save by the post. After the half time rollicking my players came out and made me feel even better as I.Coda Zabetta got his second of the game as he beat virtually my whole side and slid in under K.Swaby. It was getting embarrassing as City just piled on the forward pressure and on the 64th minute they had another chance with a curling effort which went just over the corner of the goal. Two minutes later though we scored a goal that we didn't deserve as K.Jardine ran in from the wing with the ball and fired in low past the keeper. On the 77th minute though the referee ruled out a City goal as L.King was adjudged to have been fouled in the build up. Deep into injury time City had one more chance to score as J.Smith fouled in the area for a penalty, I.Coda Zabetta snatched the ball for his hat-trick but K.Swaby managed to get his foot on it after diving the wrong way. In truth we should have been battered. A third loss in a row Man City 3-1 Man Utd P.Thomsen 5, I.Coda Zabetta 9, 47 / K.Jardine 66 K.Swaby, L.King, J.Smith, A.De Russis (T.Franco), M.Reekers, A.Xhepa, M.Arruabarrena, D.Leonardi, M.Vandamme (K.Jardine), G.Mokulu, D.Benedetti (A.Grossi)

The award ceremony will be held on Saturday 10th February at 19:30 (GMT). I know its normally on a Sunday night but I'm on shift every Sunday night this month Mark Ps please feel free to put ideas for the venue

The award ceremony will be held on Saturday 10th February at 19:30 (GMT). I know its normally on a Sunday night but I'm on shift every Sunday night this month Mark Ps please feel free to put ideas for the venue

Voting now closed. I will sort out the ceremony asap

5HRS REMAINING

Two days remaining guys

Recieved and counted, thankyou sir