mark wilson27

I dont understand any of it so I'm stumped.

I believe its the Terry Owens reference

You can tell Mr.Owens that, the Hardly Athletic defender will be waiting for you...

Drag anyone in off the street of you want sir. A free bar is available so anyone will some

Just so everyone is aware the first exits are here there and everywhere. No urinating on the pitch otherwise Terry "The Imapler" Owens will be after you

No problem sir Tap Water it is Mr Fuller

The ceremony will start at 7:30 or earlier if plenty turn up. The award sequence is as follows: 1) Short Story of the Year 2) Fantasy Story of the Year 3) Funniest Writer of the Year 4) Best Story Character of the Year 5) Rest of the World Story of the Year 6) International Story of the Year 7) English Story of the Year 8) Newcomer of the Year 9) Hall of Fame 10) The Terk/Raptor/Wilson Builder's Award 11) Story of the Year 12) Writer of the Year

For those asking it is a free bar however anyone throwing up will be charged a soiling charge

Welcome one and all to the FMS 2023 Award Ceremony Live from the Hardly Athletic Football Ground "The Biscuit Tin". Feel free to step up to the bar and order yourself a tasty Vodka from the Smirnoff Lounge

December 2023 (Managers Remaining 8/15) Serie A BenArsenal (Juventus) The first game for Ben's side was against Milan and hi side lost 3-1 and the scoreline was repeated in the Champions League as Monaco beat them 3-1. The next game saw his side drawing 1-1 against Salernitana and this was followed by a 2-1 win over Sassuolo, his side finished the month down in 2nd place CFuller (Fiorentina) The first game of the month saw his side losing 1-0 to Udinese and this was followed by a 3-1 win over Sevilla in the Conference League. The next game saw a 1-1 draw against WLKRAS's Atalanta and this was followed by a 1-0 win over Empoli. The final game of the month saw his side beating Ascoli in the Italian Cup 2nd Rd. The end of the month saw his side in 8th spot Daniel Evensen (Salernitana) Not a great month for Daniel's side as they started with a 0-0 draw against Roma and this was followed by a 1-1 draw against Juventus. The next game saw his side losing 1-0 to Milan and then his side was knocked out of the Italian Cup as they drew 1-1 against Brescia and lost the penalty shootout. His side finished in 7th for the month...(Maybe I'm being alittle harsh with saying it wasn't a great month) Gavrenwick (Lazio) A good month for Gav's side as they started with a 1-0 win over Tenthreeleader's Inter, this was followed by a 2-1 win over OGC Nice in the Champions League. The final two games of the month saw his side beating both Sudtirol and Bologna 3-0 to end the month in 3rd spot. Neilhoskins77 (Napoli (Parthenope)) An unbeaten month for Neil's Napoli side as they started with a 2-0 win over Empoli and followed it with a 1-1 draw against Verona. His side then faced Jablonec in the Europa Conference League and beat them 2-0 and then followed it with a 1-1 draw against Genoa. His side finished the month in 8th spot Tenthreeleader (Inter) The began with a 1-0 loss to Gavrenwick's Lazio and followed it with a 2-0 win over Maccabi Tel-Aviv in the Champions League. His side then drew 1-1 with Torino and ended the month with a 2-1 win over Cagliari. His side finished the month in 11th spot WLKRAS (Atalanta) A 2-1 win over Salento started the month and was followed by a Champions League loss to Chelsea 3-1. The next game saw his side drawing 1-1 against Fiorentina and was followed by a 3-1 win over Spezia to end the month in 4th spot Serie B bigmatt28 (Pisa) The month began with a 2-1 loss to Cremonese and this was followed by a 1-0 win over Benevento. The next match saw his side drawing 1-1 against Bari and this was followed with 2-1 loss to Trento. The next game saw his side losing 2-1 to Frosinone and it also saw birmatt28 losing his job.....Goodbye bigmatt28 Job Status: bigmatt28 (PISA) (24/12/23) SACKED Neilhoskins77 (Napoli) Insecure | Place | Name | Team (s) | Date Left | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | For | Against | % Won | |---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 8th | bigmattb28 | Pisa | 24/12/23 (S) | 62 | 21 | 21 | 20 | 73 | 68 | 33 % | |---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 9th | Mandy42 | Como | 11/11/23 (S) | 55 | 18 | 19 | 18 | 56 | 52 | 32 % | |---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 10th | Dalbeider | Bari | 19/5/23 (S) | 41 | 14 | 15 | 12 | 36 | 37 | 34 % | |---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 11th | Jon1982 | Milan | 22/1/23 (S) | 25 | 10 | 5 | 10 | 24 | 19 | 40 % | |---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 12th | EvilDave | Verona | 14/1/23 (S) | 17 | 2 | 4 | 11 | 9 | 22 | 11 % | |---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 13th | Celtic_1967 | SPAL | 18/12/22 (S) | 21 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 17 | 21 | 28 % | |---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 14th | mark wilson27 | Perugia | 8/12/22 (S) | 19 | 2 | 9 | 8 | 11 | 17 | 10 % | |---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 15th | Tikka Mezzala | Frosinone | 9/11/22 (S) | 17 | 6 | 4 | 7 | 16 | 15 | 35 % | |---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

February 24th: Man City (a) (29/38) I was hoping for a reaction from players after the FA Cup exit but all I got was rubbish and five minutes into the Derby game City scored as P.Thomsen shot home from ten yards after my defence fell asleep. On the 9th minute it got even worse as I.Coda Zabetta shot home from the edge of the area after my side kept on backing away from him. The vein in my head was about to explode and on the 23rd minute I had the crossbar to thank after City came close. We were just not at the races and on the 38th minute K.Swaby produced a great save to deny him with a low save by the post. After the half time rollicking my players came out and made me feel even better as I.Coda Zabetta got his second of the game as he beat virtually my whole side and slid in under K.Swaby. It was getting embarrassing as City just piled on the forward pressure and on the 64th minute they had another chance with a curling effort which went just over the corner of the goal. Two minutes later though we scored a goal that we didn't deserve as K.Jardine ran in from the wing with the ball and fired in low past the keeper. On the 77th minute though the referee ruled out a City goal as L.King was adjudged to have been fouled in the build up. Deep into injury time City had one more chance to score as J.Smith fouled in the area for a penalty, I.Coda Zabetta snatched the ball for his hat-trick but K.Swaby managed to get his foot on it after diving the wrong way. In truth we should have been battered. A third loss in a row Man City 3-1 Man Utd P.Thomsen 5, I.Coda Zabetta 9, 47 / K.Jardine 66 K.Swaby, L.King, J.Smith, A.De Russis (T.Franco), M.Reekers, A.Xhepa, M.Arruabarrena, D.Leonardi, M.Vandamme (K.Jardine), G.Mokulu, D.Benedetti (A.Grossi)

The award ceremony will be held on Saturday 10th February at 19:30 (GMT). I know its normally on a Sunday night but I'm on shift every Sunday night this month Mark Ps please feel free to put ideas for the venue

The award ceremony will be held on Saturday 10th February at 19:30 (GMT). I know its normally on a Sunday night but I'm on shift every Sunday night this month Mark Ps please feel free to put ideas for the venue

Voting now closed. I will sort out the ceremony asap

5HRS REMAINING

Two days remaining guys

Recieved and counted, thankyou sir

Received and counted sir thankyou

Cracking start darren, looking forward to see how this progresses

Received and counted sir thankyou

November 2023 (Managers Remaining 9/15) Serie A BenArsenal (Juventus) The month started with a 2-0 win over Fiorentina and was followed by a 1-0 win over Spezia. The next game saw his side beating Ajax 1-0 in the Champions League and this was then followed by a 0-0 draw against Roma. The final two games of the month saw his side beating Cagliari 1-0 and ended with a Champions League 3-0 win over Dortmund CFuller (Fiorentina) The month began with a 2-0 loss to Juventus and was followed by a 1-0 loss to Milan. The next game was a 3-2 loss to SC Freiburg in the Europa League and this was followed by a return to winning ways as his side beat Salernitana 3-0. The final two games saw his side drawing 1-1 against Sassuolo and the month ended with a 4-1 win over Ludogorets in Europe Daniel Evensen (Salernitana) The month started with a 1-0 win over Napoli and was followed by a 3-1 win over Salento. However the next game saw his side losing 3-0 to Fiorentina and the month ended with a 1-0 win over Spezia Gavrenwick (Lazio) The winning form from the last month carried on as Lazio grabbed their seventh win in a row as they beat Genoa 3-1, however the run came to an end as A.Madrid beat them 3-1 in the Champions League. Up next was Cagliari who Lazio beat 1-0 but this was followed by a reversal of the score as Torino beat them 1-0. The final game of the month saw his side beating BRG 3-0 in Europe Neilhoskins77 (Napoli (Parthenope)) The month began with a 1-0 loss to Salernitana and was followed with a 3-0 win over Sassuolo. Next up was a Europa Conference League game as his side drew 1-1 against SV Werder and this was followed with a Serie A win over Udinese 2-1. The next game saw a 1-0 loss to Atalanta and this was followed with a 2-0 win over HB in Europe Tenthreeleader (Inter) A 1-0 win over WLKRAS's Atalanta started the month and this was followed by a 1-1 draw against Empoli. Up next was a European trip as his side beat Dinamo 2-0 in the Champions League and this was followed by a 2-0 win over Verona. The final two games saw his side beating Genoa 4-0 but his side couldn't get the win in the next game as his side went 1-0 down to FC Bayern in Europe WLKRAS (Atalanta) The first game of the month saw his side losing 1-0 to Tenthreeleader's Inter and this was followed by a 2-1 win over Sudtirol. The next game saw his side drawing 0-0 against Benfica and this was followed be another 0-0 draw this time against Bologna. The next game saw his beating Napoli 1-0 but followed it with a 1-0 loss to Valencia in Europe Serie B bigmatt28 (Pisa) The month began with a 1-1 draw against Sampdoria and was followed with a 3-0 win over Cittadella. The next game saw a 1-1 draw against Brianza and the month ended with a 1-0 loss to Palermo Mandy42 (Como) Not a good month for Mandy42's side as they started with a 2-1 loss to Reggina and this was followed by a 0-0 draw against Ascoli. The next game saw his side losing 1-0 to Pescara and this result saw his reign coming to an end... Goodbye Mandy42 Job Status: Mandy42 (Como) (11/11/23) SACKED | Place | Name | Team (s) | Date Left | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | For | Against | % Won | |---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 9th | Mandy42 | Como | 11/11/23 (S) | 55 | 18 | 19 | 18 | 56 | 52 | 32 % | |---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 10th | Dalbeider | Bari | 19/5/23 (S) | 41 | 14 | 15 | 12 | 36 | 37 | 34 % | |---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 11th | Jon1982 | Milan | 22/1/23 (S) | 25 | 10 | 5 | 10 | 24 | 19 | 40 % | |---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 12th | EvilDave | Verona | 14/1/23 (S) | 17 | 2 | 4 | 11 | 9 | 22 | 11 % | |---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 13th | Celtic_1967 | SPAL | 18/12/22 (S) | 21 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 17 | 21 | 28 % | |---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 14th | mark wilson27 | Perugia | 8/12/22 (S) | 19 | 2 | 9 | 8 | 11 | 17 | 10 % | |---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 15th | Tikka Mezzala | Frosinone | 9/11/22 (S) | 17 | 6 | 4 | 7 | 16 | 15 | 35 % | |---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

February 20th: Plymouth (a) FA Cup 5th Rd We started brightly and on the 5th minute we had our first effort of the game as D.Benedetti rose above the defence and headed a M.Vandamme cross just wide of the post. Ten minutes later we had another chance to score with a long range effort which saw the Plymouth keeper at full stretch. On the 33rd minute we broke the deadlock with a well struck effort from D.Benedetti which gave the keeper little chance of saving. Straight from klick off though Plymouth nearly caught us off guard as they piled forward but luckily for us L.King was alert enough to slide in and save the day. With two minutes remaining in the half we grabbed goal number two as G.Mokulu hit a thunderous effort into the top corner. The second half was two minutes old when Plymouth grabbed a goal back as D.Pearson capitalised on a K.Swaby to send the home fans wild. On the hour mark we had the next chance of the game as S.Pino curled a free-kick into the area but D.Benedetti fluffed his header over the crossbar. Soon after we should have regained our two goal lead as S.Pino missed from close range after a great team move split the defence apart. On the 74th minute Plymouth had a goal ruled out after a foul on T.Franco. With ten minutes remaining the Plymouth keeper again saved the day with a wondrous save from D.Benedetti. On the 89th minute though Plymouth equalised much to the delight of the home fans as A.Smith showed some skill to beat my defence and keeper. It looked like it was going to another replay but deep into injury time the winner was scored as the Plymouth came up for a corner and nodded the ball onto A.Smith who tapped in from two yards to send my side out in a shock result. Furious isn't the word I could use for how I felt Plymouth 3-2 Man Utd D.Pearson 47, A.Smith 89, 90+2 / D.Benedetti 33, G.Mokulu 43 K.Swaby, L.King, J.Smith, A.De Russis (T.Franco), M.Reekers (P.Lane), L.Guglielmi, M.Arruabarrena, D.Leonardi, M.Vandamme, G.Mokulu (S.Pino), D.Benedetti After the game I was informed that L.Guglielmi will be out for around 3 weeks after straining his back during the shock loss

Just over a week remaining to vote now...Lets have some more votes in, expecially those who havent voted yet but have stories etc in the running

Received and counted sir thankyou

Votes received and counted sir thankyou