BallHogging

This ball hogging guy is that guy you play on Fifa/Pes who ends the game with a 70%+ possession stat. The guy who passes around the defence for aeons of time before suddenly unleashing a string of ungodly one-twos through the middle of your soul, shoots, scores, and proceeds to rinse and repeat.

...repeat is optional, your half may never see the ball again.

Football addiction has ruined my life. Poker might ruin my life. GTA V has ruined my life. Girls.

Manchester United