SCIAG Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 Miles is an alien. Why do I say this? It’s simple. Has “Miles” ever actually said that he is not an alien? Furthermore, have SI ever denied Miles’ extraterrestrial origins? This explains why Miles’ mother only sees him in magazines- she’s stayed behind at his planet of birth. It also explains his resemblance to Easy Jet founder Stelios Haji-Ioannou. Stelios was/is an alien too! He was sent ahead to scout for danger, and set up a company that would charge a large amount of money for very little, helping “Miles” infiltrate SI and SEGA! So, this 3D match engine. Why have we never seen one before? I know what you’re going to say- SI were developing the technology. Of course, that makes sense. But then, you have to ask- what technology, exactly? I’ll tell you. Those players are not actually pixels on a screen! They are human beings who have been captured! They are having their brains controlled by a piece of artificial intelligence! It’s quite simple. Human plays match. Complex technology relays the AI certain information- player’s height, weight, ethnicity, hair colour, kit colour. AI selects “players” to play the match based on these factors. They are then sent out and forced to play football. The AI gets easily bored, however, so it makes sure that the team controlled by the human has 50 shots on target and doesn’t score, whereas the AI team has 1 shot and scores. This also explains the removal of arrows. Dots can run all day- real humans (and remember, most of the ones can’t run very fast, I mean Miles caught them...) will struggle. Result? Movement needs to be dumbed down so they don’t get tired as easily! In conclusion, Miles is an alien funded by Mr “Haji-Ioannou”. He has used the money to build this complicated machinery, and is capturing innocent people one by one to play matches! The more 3D matches are played, the more people are needed! “Miles” has everyone at SI and in the world in general well and truly fooled... Disclaimer: As far as I know, neither of the men mentioned above is actually an alien. Oh damn, I've fallen for it too. On a serious note, if there are any aliens at SI, please don't eat me... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
feedthegoat Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 Um....right....OK. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomHAVFC Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 This is a very stupid thread. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
YesYesOhYay Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 okay . . . . . . . . . . . Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DB1 Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 "Nurse I think another one has escaped" :-) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCIAG Posted October 22, 2008 Author Share Posted October 22, 2008 Also, please be aware... I am doing this because Ov Collyer asked for complicated and wacky conspiracy theories in the arrows thread. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
playmaker Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 Bit early in the evening to be drinking isn't it? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
XXII Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 Please don't try to hard to be funny, okay? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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