Challenge: Suggest a team for me to play

[ValgardWillRuleEurope]

Hi pals, please suggest a small ****** team for me to play on Football Manager Two Thousand and Seventeen and I will play it plus upload regular updates. We'll be talking full dictator mode here chaps! Things like one complaint he's out, regular night-time beatings for players, screaming that I expect a win at every game, players leaving team meetings with spittle soaked faces, players being fired for holding the wrong political views. You get the idea. It's going to make North Korea look like a holiday camp! Looking forward to your suggestions, chums!