Jump to content


  • Content Count

  • Joined

  • Last visited

Community Reputation

4 "What we've got here is a failure to communicate"

About ValgardWillRuleEurope

  • Rank

Currently Managing

  • Currently Managing
    Mjøndalen IF

Recent Profile Visitors

The recent visitors block is disabled and is not being shown to other users.

  1. Just save, go on holiday through a few games and then load if you don't get the scores you want. Thank me later, mate.
  2. Hi pals, please suggest a small ****** team for me to play on Football Manager Two Thousand and Seventeen and I will play it plus upload regular updates. We'll be talking full dictator mode here chaps! Things like one complaint he's out, regular night-time beatings for players, screaming that I expect a win at every game, players leaving team meetings with spittle soaked faces, players being fired for holding the wrong political views. You get the idea. It's going to make North Korea look like a holiday camp! Looking forward to your suggestions, chums!
  3. I thought you said simming was embarrassing? Thou say to thy brother, Let me pull out the mote out of thine eye; and, behold, a beam is in thine own eye? Thou hypocrite!
  4. It's pretty challenging to go on holiday 20+ times when you have a big team in knockout stages. Took me about half an hour of reloads to beat France!
  5. I'd recommend doing it. I won the 2020 Euro with Norway recently and that was really fun. My trick was to save before each game and then go on holiday through the game. If I didn't win, I just loaded the game and repeated the method. You can win pretty much any competition with this method, it' fantastic!
  6. Is there any way to terminate a player's contract because he's gay? I'm not homophobic, it's just that I'm managing a semi-pro club in Norway and we're strapped for cash. So, in order to save money, I've decided that I will hand wash players during the post-game showers in order to ensure that they all use a reasonable amount of shower gel. However, I'm a bit worried that this homosexual will get aroused when I start to move the soapy shower sponge to his genitals, and this may decrease morale.
  • Create New...