Craving Cottage

11 Year Old Takes Helm

After no success for a long time now, Fulham sacked manager Lawrie Sanchez and Immediatly replaced him with 11 year old, yes i repeat 11 year old! LukaBoi. The cottagers must be desperate to replace their manager with an 11 year old, but the Fulham board said he is an intelligent boy for his age and knows lots about football. The 11 year old said that he is privileged to manage a club at this age and become youngest manager ever. The world is still in shock after LukaBoi went public and announced to the fulham fans that he will try his best, which was met by a roar of cheers and applause by the on-lookers. The 11 year old immediatly got into club affairs, by terminating Shefki Kuqi's loan and sending him straight back to Crystal Palace. After just 3 hours after becoming Fulhams manager, LukaBoi snatched Jamie O'Hara on loan from Tottenham for the season. LukaBoi had this to say; "I am happy with the capture of Jamie, he is a great young player and will help us in the league this season." When asked how much money he has to spend on players, LukaBoi admitted he will have a small transfer budget, £1.1M to be exact. Another of LukaBoi's captures was the Season long loan of Scott Sinclair from Chelsea, but it wasn't all joy as Alexandre Pato turned down a loan move to craven cottage as he claimed Fulham are stupid to appoint an 11 year old as their manager, which provoked Fulham star Diomansy Kamara to hit back at Alexandre Pato and inlock in a war of words.

Finnish Fun

It was announced after just a few days after LukaBoi's appointment of Fulham manager, an unknown Finnish Billionaire bought the club for a fee believed to be around £10M. The Finnish man said he will give LukaBoi plenty of money to spend as he doesnt feel it is fair on the youngster to have such a small budget. It has also been reported that many players are interested in joining Fulham, because of the thought of working with LukaBoi, whom has opened his owners check-book to sign Sebastian Frey for a fee of £18M and Santi Cazorla for a fee of £17.5M as well as the free signing of Levan Tskitishvili. LukaBoi has made it clear he means business, and Fulhams future now looks very bright, very bright indeed.

LukaBoi has also stated he will be willing to answer any questions from fans or the press.

Nooo, not O'Hara to Fulham. We like him, or I like him.