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I had that exact name on my current save

Same here, and a decent striker. He must be a face in the game or something.

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If I have loaned my player out to another club and have asked my head scout to give me match reports on him... how can I tell the head scout to stop sending me match reports?

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"Head of youth development" -- What does this guy actually do in my club (besides coaching?), and what skills does he need to do that job?

"Director of football" -- I know some of what he does, but what skills does he need?

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If those are maxed out, your match training has done much of its purpose, so be glad it did!

What I do in that case is dropping the match training to a minimum and try to assess the opposition I'm meeting. If I'm much better, I don't bother: team cohesion most likely, if I'm worse defensive positioning, if I'm slightly better, Attacking movement, ...

The standard situations depend upon specific weaknesses/strengths of the opposition: if they score/concede a lot of goals from them, I use this to my advantage. When there's an important match coming up: I do whatever is most logical in my situation at that point.

Thank you, but this question was about general training after cohesion is achieved, not match training. There's ball control, fitness, attacking, balanced etc. If team cohesion is good and tactics doesn't actually improve tactics familiarity, it looks to me like you might as well go with Balanced because any difference in attribute improvement is going to be minute?

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I explained this in the other thread you said you read

I go Fitness for 7 days then team cohesion but it depends on what you need, you don't always need team cohesion if you've not signed any players etc.

But what do you train for the rest of the year after tactics and cohesion is sorted out?

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Thanks Joseph, at least I now have hope....

There's a German player called "Beer" in my game, and one day I got "Braunschweiger offers Beer". I hear there's good beer in Germany, so sign me up! Didn't screenshot it, though ...

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Pointing out what is funny and not is an important task, and I'm thrilled that we have competent people here like Demus to take care of it.

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I don't use AMC, and that guy is a natural striker with 18 finishing, so he better do his job and try to score!

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This striker is an excellent finisher, and I considered buying him... then I noticed he's suffering from a severe case of scoring reluctance! Probably unlikely to be a notorious goalgetter.

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I'm having trouble locating the 'Compile loan availability' option the Assistant manager does, anyone tell me where this option is hidden as i can't find it anywhere

Thanks in advance

Go to the home screen of your own manager profile, or simply the inbox. There's an Assistant Advice button in the top right.

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Call off the search, there are indeed men on Mars, and they enjoy the beautiful game of football.

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That shows real devotion. Loyal for a whole day! Not sure I could have done the same.

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Mark handling Matthew roughly, earning himself a yellow card in the process. I guess they have their disagreements to settle. By the way, Noah played in the same match.

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This guy is so influential he decided he'd be a good captain AND vice captain.

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The Lazio shot is in January, so he's already spent his budget for the season, and they give him even more.

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