It's True: Boredom Does Lead To Insanity

[Brian of Nazareth]

God Watch

Valencia endured a bizarre January with a poor loss in the Spanish Cup, and then a home defeat to Las Palmas but it was soon followed by a 5-0 mauling of Valldolid and a 4-1 win at Alavez . Midfielder Allah was instrumental in both games, scoring twice and setting up 4 of them, whilst Yahweh and Elephant God ensured the defence were tight. The club still sit second behind Barcelona though they have closed the gap a point. With the Catalans having competed in and won the World Club Championship it was a busy month for Grishnu though in only 1 match out of 8 did he concede goals and that was a 2-1 loss to Cultural . In third spot, Real Madrid are falling away from the top two, with form still too patchy. Mars Ultor and Aphrodite are competing well, though there is an air of suspicion that they could do more.

Over in Italy, Atlas and Fiorentina are still leading the way. Four wins and two draws for the club mean they are just two points off top spot, although on a personal note Atlas has been more subdued, content to handle the tidying up jobs. One of those wins came against Juventus whose shocking form continued, with 5 losses out of 6, and just the win over of Sampdoria to cling onto. Jesus needs to get those miracles going if the Turin based club are to achieve anything this season. They are currently in the drop zone. Parma though have had a magnificent month, jumping from 14th to 6th spot after 4 wins and two draws. Prometheus has played a key role in this with several assists and a few goals to boot. A fiery temperament has helped motivate the side. Jupiter continues to work for peanuts ( 90 quid a week ) whilst smashing in the goals for a Hertha side with a keen eye on European qualification.