José_9_Reyes Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 Iv got nothing against it becuase it does generate laughter. But if its bull **** then its cool, but if its real would you really post it? just trying to make the point that i personally wouldnt post something like this if it happened to me. lol Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbie_keane22 Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 i would Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuts Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 Did you open the thing up to discover the brand of batteries it used? If so...WHY ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
come_on_poolies Posted October 7, 2004 Author Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by nuts: Did you open the thing up to discover the brand of batteries it used? If so...WHY ? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I could see through the side. I don't want to touch it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommyBhoy Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Robbie_keane22: i would <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> me too Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuts Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 btw: this calls for a custom status! Something along the lines off a subtlety like "I Found My Mum's Dildo" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommyBhoy Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by come_on_poolies: I could see through the side. I don't want to touch it <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> give i t a lick??? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James M Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by come_on_poolies: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by nuts: Did you open the thing up to discover the brand of batteries it used? If so...WHY ? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I could see through the side. I don't want to touch it <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> lies Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
only one keano (robbie) Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 thinking about it, that's revolting Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
No Longer Bling Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 Its obviously an electronic rolling pin you losers. My mums got one, she say's its great. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommyBhoy Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Bling: Its obviously an electronic rolling pin you losers. My mums got one, she say's its great. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> yeah but she doesnt only roll the dough with it my friend Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taz & The Devil Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 Turn it on and then leave the room. See if your mum says anything to you about it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigwig Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 So your mum 'hid' it in the kitchen drawer? Are your parents divorced? Does your mum keep mentioning how big your getting lately? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
come_on_poolies Posted October 7, 2004 Author Share Posted October 7, 2004 Yes, my parents are divorced. No, she hasn't mentioned that, actually. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taz & The Devil Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 Dont worry poolies, even if she is coming on to you a mother that looks like yours is defo worth shagging. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
benkeat Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Father Senegal: Does it have an anal probe attachment? Its just I'm looking for one for mum for Xmas. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> haha anyway, dont worry mate, same thing happened to me about 5 years ago. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwerty2k Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 she is definately milf material and im only 17 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyle Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
life is to short to be tak Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 AHAHAHAHAH Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyle Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 shes not a milf you freaks Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
life is to short to be tak Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kyle: shes not a milf you freaks <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You know it deep down Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James M Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kyle: shes not a milf you freaks <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> She's pretty good looking for her (so I'm told) age Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
No Longer Bling Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by James M: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kyle: shes not a milf you freaks <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> She's pretty good looking for her (so I'm told) age <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> The fact she's obviously a dirty wh*re helps too Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venn Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 Such a MILF. Definitely. Would make for a more 'tasteful' news story than that one about the really fat woman and her son... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyle Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 whoevers told you that is blind then Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James07? Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 It's probably been up your dads arse too Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
life is to short to be tak Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by James07?: It's probably been up your dads arse too <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Theres a thought to hold onto Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommyBhoy Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by James07?: It's probably been up your dads arse too <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> was this neccesary, out of order sir Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James M Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 It's probably been up Poolies arse by now.... In fact, forget I said that Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cottager Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 I sympathise - I found a spatula that was shaped rather like something that I wouldn't want it to be, and placed in a non-spatula place, at one point, and my mind started to do things it shouldn't have Nothing that 5 years of therapy won't get rid of Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
life is to short to be tak Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 Are you going to confront her about it? Also I bet you feel the urge to try it out for yourself Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
podoooo Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by TommyBhoy: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by James07?: It's probably been up your dads arse too <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> was this neccesary, out of order sir <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Bacon Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 Does she know you found it? and does she know that all of OTF know about it now Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigwig Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by James07?: It's probably been up your dads arse too <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I thought I implied that earlier. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
life is to short to be tak Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 She probably checks up on his internet site, then she'll come upon this Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigwig Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 Hi Mrs Poolies. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James M Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 Hi Mrs Poolies Can I meet you one day? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
come_on_poolies Posted October 7, 2004 Author Share Posted October 7, 2004 She has her own PC downstairs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam Harper Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 So what's it smell like? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwerty2k Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by come_on_poolies: She has her own PC downstairs. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> care to give us her email?? or better yet phone number? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigwig Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by come_on_poolies: She has her own PC downstairs. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Check her history. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nixchatabox Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 U guys would have a heart attack if u looked under my bed I work for ann summers so its only fair u test the merchandise hehe Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James M Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by qwerty2k: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by come_on_poolies: She has her own PC downstairs. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> care to give us her email?? or better yet phone number? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> an address Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavnoble Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 How sad are you guys saying 'Hi Mrs Poolies'? Her battery operated friend is probably all she needs in terms of size. And it won't all be over after 5 seconds if she's using Duracell batteries, unlike with you sex starved pervs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James M Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nixchatabox: U guys would have a heart attack if u looked under my bed I work for ann summers so its only fair u test the merchandise hehe <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> e-mail in profile Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santa, look at my pert ars Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nixchatabox: U guys would have a heart attack if u looked under my bed I work for ann summers so its only fair u test the merchandise hehe <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Don't lie. We all know you're a horny 70 year old man Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thats life Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 I bet she's using it,at this moment in time while your reading all these replies Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyle Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by gavnoble: How sad are you guys saying 'Hi Mrs Poolies'? Her battery operated friend is probably all she needs in terms of size. And it won't all be over after 5 seconds if she's using Duracell batteries, unlike with you sex starved pervs. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> erm, it was a joke on their parts Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 93 replies in an hour Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavnoble Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 As it was on my part Kyle... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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