Hull City Tiger Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 There's a player called M.ong, which I found quite funny when a news item popped up saying 'Chelsea sign M.ong'. Thought, "that's a bit harsh, give the guy a chance". The language filter forced me to put the . In btw. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amaury Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 Ukrainian regen called Yuriy Gaydarzhy Korean regen called Hwang Young-Man English regen coach Will Cook - Sadly I could not find a Will Clean to come with him or I could've kicked my wife out of the house! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChelseaFan Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 Had a regen called Bruce Willis ages ago. Dick Mann is a common one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimisv Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 South African regen, Lerato ******** Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
av3ry Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 What were this guy's parents smoking when they named him... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUNT3R Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 South African regen, Lerato ******** You sure? Should be Sithole (See-toh-leh) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cláudio Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 There always used to be a great central defender named "Angellico F.ucks" (Minus the .) He is a brazilian that played at Porto and Benfica. Thankfully he was known as Argel not f.ucks. Nasty player that is now at Portuguesa (Brasil) as a first team manager. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garethjohn79 Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 I had Danny Shitta at Welling. My favourites. Club name is The Strongest. Stadium was always Wankdorf. Celtics Tony Watt or T Watt for short.His full first name is Anthony or A Watt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indiana Jones Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 say no more! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukeVanBishop Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 Awesome topic. My vote goes to Danny Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
elland road boo boys Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 Just had a Brazilian come up in my game called Biro-Biro Plays for Fluminense U20 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoxToBox Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 He is a brazilian that played at Porto and Benfica. Thankfully he was known as Argel not f.ucks. Nasty player that is now at Portuguesa (Brasil) as a first team manager.Wasn't he the one that a headline popped up on Eurosport saying "Effs off to Benfica"?Just had a Brazilian come up in my game called Biro-BiroPlays for Fluminense U20 Biro-Biro is a fairly regular Brazilian name in game, always shows up on my saves. One had two, and I almost signed the 3* pa one instead of the 5* pa one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMV90 Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 I've just conceded a late winner. It's annoying, but I can accept it. I then realise the person who scored on me is called Two-Boys Sikhosana -.- Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FauxNine Posted March 9, 2014 Share Posted March 9, 2014 I have a regen in my reserves team called Ray Gay. Thought that was quite funny when I saw that pop up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
vitri0l Posted March 9, 2014 Share Posted March 9, 2014 manny panther was a beast on 08 for my york team Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoW Posted March 9, 2014 Share Posted March 9, 2014 I had a Turkish regen in my team for about two years in-game, when I realized you can read his name in a phonetic and vulgar way. His name was Ufuk Sogut. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indiana Jones Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 is there such a thing? joke! an endangered player! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitMatt Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 I had a James Bond (regen) in '11. Was pretty decent but I sold him to Benfica for £8m when he was 22. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitMatt Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 oh, and of course Nouha Dicko Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rp1901 Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 Ruud Kok. Regen on FM12 I think. Class name. Crap player Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Walds Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 Found a 'German Asian' on my save... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
xambo Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 a regen named "Toumany Dicks". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rover7895 Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 The only funny moment I've had on FM14 was on my agent offers "Joyce offers Quim". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobby_McDonald Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 In my Newcastle Town FM11 save, I had a Turkish regen come into my youth team (which was weird enough as I was in League Two at the time) who was a right winger called Can Atak. The problem was he couldn't as he was rubbish. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
laBOMBA Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 In my savegame, Standard Liege signed a Russian guy called "Mikhail Gorbachev". He has long blonde hair and I wonder if he has a birthmark on the top of his head if you shave it off. (for the younger forum members amongst us: He used to be the Russian President in the early nineties and received the Nobel Peace Prize) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garethjohn79 Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 ''Ciro Immobile''.Plays IRL for Torino.I doubt he would be very good at a Free roaming task Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joke Hole Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 The only funny moment I've had on FM14 was on my agent offers "Joyce offers Quim". In one of my FM2013 saves my two strikers were Quim and Kunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indiana Jones Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 imagine all the people! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbokav1971 Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 I've seen a few funny Brazilian one's recently. Pitbull. A 24yo (BRA) DR in 2027. Real name Rodrigo Alvaro Pereira. (Wasn't Pitbull Edgar Davids nickname?) Ninja. An 18yo (BRA) MLC in 2027. Real name Darcy dos Santos Maciel Ferreira. Ninja. A 22yo (BRA) MC in 2027. Real name Saturnino Fernandes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ackter Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 There was a guy who played for Porto called Pitbull. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animasta Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 I saw a guy called Dick Soar. poor guy... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexdelta Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 Regens from Liechtenstein are often called Wichser (******) in my game. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobby_McDonald Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 This one rolls off the tongue. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
av3ry Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 No Pierantonio Cosentino. Now try saying that Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark1985 Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 I signed a Norweigen left back called Michael Lumb, who shares his name with a Nottinghamshire and England twenty20 openning batsman. Wonder if he's any good at cricket? Given his current form, he might need to consider a career change... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micks112 Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 I signed a Norweigen left back called Michael Lumb, who shares his name with a Nottinghamshire and England twenty20 openning batsman. Wonder if he's any good at cricket? Given his current form, he might need to consider a career change... He is Danish mate. Plays for FC Vestsjælland in the Danish Superliga. Fairly decent actually, was in contention for the National squad few years back. He also played for Zenit in Russia for a couple of seasons, without any breakthrough though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kontermann Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 There was one Creedence Clearwater somewher playing in Australia afaicr Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloudy Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 no idea how you go from Nubio Gaiarin to..Baby? he's a very good player tho Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Walds Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Would you make him take corners? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarltonBanks Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Had a greyed out player in the Brazilian 4th division named just "Thor". A shame that he was crap even for that league. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenzar Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 In my FM13 save, I had a Brazilian regen show up called 'Oscarzinho'. This isn't weird. Until you realise his 'full name' was Oscar Carroll. He was Brazilian-English. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark1985 Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 He is Danish mate. Plays for FC Vestsjælland in the Danish Superliga. Fairly decent actually, was in contention for the National squad few years back. He also played for Zenit in Russia for a couple of seasons, without any breakthrough though. Sorry, yeah Danish. Decent stats but having a crap season so far for me! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smac Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 In regards to "Baby": Would you make him take corners? I laughed. Not sure everyone would get that though , however somebody has to try to put him in the corner. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Possums Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Just ran across a Nigerian named ThankGod Bolaji. Errr, okay... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
77caddie Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 I'm gonna sign this guy once I can afford to: Because headlines like this make my day: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
a.panda Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 Some say he is the Stig's little brother... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinningForumVisitor Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 Just ran across a Nigerian named ThankGod Bolaji. Errr, okay... In a really old game I had a Thankgod Amaefule (I'm a fool?) Turns out he's real and not even that old, so he must have been super young at the beginning of the game Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
laBOMBA Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 I'm gonna sign this guy once I can afford to: Because headlines like this make my day: Great name! He looks a bit constipated as well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
begilsson Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 I've yet to find the other one: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
9sublime Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 In my current save, although several game years ago, I had a midfield partnership of Dammy Shi177a and Manny Panther. While Shitta faded into lower league obscurity, Panther retired and became Scotland U19s Manager then manager of Estonia's national side. Alas, the Shi77ty Panther is no more. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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