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I found an Austalian/Croatian called

Cooke Suker

Shame his heading ability was 7.

Maybe his poor heading ability is down to a low work rate and stamina? High dribbling?

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That Hulk d00d came in my scout reports, I almost bought him, he looks pretty decent.

Called Hulk because hes a big guy and used to play for Tokyo Verdy in a green shirt

Hence he actually uses the name : Hulk

True story

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Called Hulk because hes a big guy and used to play for Tokyo Verdy in a green shirt

Hence he actually uses the name : Hulk

True story

He also got his nickname due to the fact he looks like Lou Ferrigno, the Hollywood actor who played the Hulk!

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I had a regen named Lucky Mofo with some other letters at the end, hes pretty good too.

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Cue tumbleweed... :p

I seem to remember a Luciano Crapper from some time back... don't remember anything about him so he probably lived up to his name...

There is a Barnsley player called Tyrone Crapper!!! (He is only a youth player)

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Man United have a reserve player called Drinkwater apparently

Drinkwater isn't that uncommon a name, although it is a bit odd. And the player you're referring to is Danny Drinkwater.

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there's a fullback at coritiba known only as d ick

find it quite funny that if you search c unt it brings up scunthorpe united, living near scunthorpe it's quite apt

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The best I've seen was a regen called Lee Leigh, who played for Leigh.

A bit like Wolfgang Wolf being manager of Wolfsburg a few years back.

tbh Wolfgang Wolf managing Wolfsburg is probably the best I have ever seen!

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just got a regen called michael jackson...probably been said before and i'd imagine its a reasonably common name, still funn though :L

http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb231/xander291190/MichaelJackson.jpg

There was a player a couple years back who played for Preston (In real life) called Michael Jackson. He was BAD!

Also, i remember a striker called Digital, and he was actually pretty good!

Ooo and one guy makes me giggle alot, he's called Stefan Giglio.

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I signed a regen Madagascan International winger for my Tamworth team team the other day called Frederic Kuntz which at that time i found quite funny :D

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In FM08 which i am still playing, i had a defender in Dortmund with second name "Amedick" he probably was happy he wasn't playing in england

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In FM08 which i am still playing, i had a defender in Dortmund with second name "Amedick" he probably was happy he wasn't playing in england

When he retires you should hire him as a physio. ("A-Medic") :p

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I'm playing a game in Mexico and Pumas are manged by a guy called Tomas Boy - so on the upcoming match screen it says 'Next Match v. Pumas (T Boy) :D

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dunno if anyone's said this - cant be bothered to read through them all :p

on every single fm i crack up when i'm playing against newcastle

butt has a crack... (nicky obviously)

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I had a guy on one of the Champ Man series... Can't remember which but he was called Frank Awankah! :D

Pretty decent player player too! Signed him up for Newcastle as I recall

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Vietnamese regen on my game is called "Do The Cuong". I'm a bit disappointed he's not called Do The Congo, but hey

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funniest player in my opinion in FM09 is Kermit "Pancake" Erasmus, for 2 reasons. He plays for Feyenoord, of which I have a season-ticket.

First, most obvious reason: Kermit. He doesn't play a lot of games, but as far as I've seen him, he's not as much of a jumper as the name would suggest.

Second reason: Erasmus. He plays for (Feyenoord) Rotterdam, which is the city where the famous philosopher Erasmus wrote most of his books and essays during The Enlightenment. When Kermit came here he didn't know who Erasmus was, so he was VERY surprised to see his name everywhere in the city, where I live. We have an Erasmus Bridge, an Erasmus University, a Cafe Erasmus, a Tube-line called Erasmus. That was a huge shock for him.

Third reason: IRL they've given him the nickname "Pancake", because according to our captain Giovanni van Bronckhorst that's all he eats nowadays.

Anyhow, because of his first, last and nickname he's already a fan favorite, without having played many games.

haha, i love the thought of him introducing himself, no-one would believe him!

The name's Erasmus. Kermit Erasmus. :cool:

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Not sure funny is exactly the right word, but I just noticed this little chap in Watford u18s squad when looking for someone else

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There is a regen on my save called Johnny Dingwall.

I don't know why I find it so funny, I just do.

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Just got Jonny Logan, tempted to use the editor to make him Irish.

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