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on fm07 there was a guy called pitbull, not particularly funny but good enough to grab my attention. So I opened up his profile and there was a picture of him growling at the camera.

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Isn't there a player in Belgium called Mark De Man? He's a defender too. Quality!

Spurs used to have a defender called Defendi

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Isn't there a player in Belgium called Mark De Man? He's a defender too. Quality!

That's one of my personal favourites too.

Andreas Ivanschitz - good player but...

Vladimir Bestchastnyk - was a good one when I was 12 and couldn't pronounce it.

Razvan Rat

A guy called Bus who plays in Holland

Don't know why but I found Sissing pretty funny. Think he plays in Holland too.

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shoes moshoeu moved to northampton on my game. which was quite apt.

y'know, shoes, cobblers. mm.

i also had a coach by the name of dick lord on 08. i guess he was a regen. i hope he was a regen.

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Thankgod Amaefule (Thank god I'm a fool) always comes to my mind :D

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Thankgod Amaefule (Thank god I'm a fool) always comes to my mind :D

He has a brother too. Can't remember his name though.

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There always used to be a great central defender named "Angellico F.ucks" (Minus the .)

It's Argélico, he is a manager nowadays. :thup:

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on one version, iirc unpatched FM2007, the promising Israeli playmaker at Barcelona - Gai Asulin, was inexplicably called Gay Assulin. Beavis and Butthead the Spanish researchers that year?

Yeah that was great cos you could find him by searching for "gay ass"

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What is funniest player name this year?

Hobbit Bermudez is the funniest I've seen so far, but I'm sure it can be beaten.

IIRC there's a 'Hobbit' - in a South African team; his teammate is a 'Kermit' - true!

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I remember reading a post in the SI forums a few years back about a kid who got scolded by her mum and his CM (at the time) seized because she thought the game was a bad influence. The kid was playing as QPR and had the player profile of Danny Shittu when his mum saw...

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Huddersfield have a 16 year old called Adrian Chippendale .... he won't get abused at school.

Probably not if hes a pro footballer :D

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I had a South Korean wing back called Kim Suk-Joo in 08. Opted to not signing him beacuse he was useless at heading..

Cue tumbleweed... :p

I seem to remember a Luciano Crapper from some time back... don't remember anything about him so he probably lived up to his name...

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If his name is accurate and he's any good he probably has Max Clifford on speed dial... that's a point surely MC should be in FM? that way when you get dropped in it for selling a star player you can convince the world that it was in fact entirely his choice to leave and it was all forced by you and you're just a poor victim in all of it lol

Although that would take attribute masking to a whole new level, where you see them as miles better than they really are until you buy them.

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The funniest I ever had was a regen called Brian Bryan. :(

Oh wait, I remember now, another regen called Terry Bull - and he was!

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Neji mate

a screenie please

Koko is my nickname apparently :p:D

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Skin is Rinnakkain, before anyone asks!

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Theres a player 4 switzerland they pronounce it "DirtyCock"

Cant think how u spell it tho summet like

Derdiock

Sorry, wrong unfortunately.

It's pronounced about like the English would pronounce Dare-dee-jock.

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I had a South Korean wing back called Kim Suk-Joo in 08. Opted to not signing him beacuse he was useless at heading..

roflmao :D

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Fabian Fecker - German DC plays for Reutlingen

Tyrone Crapper - 17 year old Barnsley centre mid

Jeffrey Rentmeister - Beveren central defender

Ivan Buonocunto (Is that Italian for good...erm...c***?) - Udinese

Argel F*cks is in the game as a manager btw!

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The best I've seen was a regen called Lee Leigh, who played for Leigh.

A bit like Wolfgang Wolf being manager of Wolfsburg a few years back.

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There always used to be a great central defender named "Angellico F.ucks" (Minus the .)

Ah, he was the source of one of the all-time great sport headlines, "Argel Fuc.ks off to Benfica"...Nice to see he's still about.

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