bigmattb28 Posted October 31, 2019 Author Share Posted October 31, 2019 Just now, Bakiano said: Where did I say I want to quit? My determination is 18/20. Dunno, but we're all here with determination 34 / 20. You need to use the in game editor to improve yours dude Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeper#1 Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 1 minute ago, Kristianmehl said: SI (and Miles) could avoid all the questions on when the beta is released if they wanted to. I am SOOOOOO tired of them whining every single year over people asking on SoMe. Like... If you dont want people asking, why not just set a date? Theres going to be bugs anyway. Actually, SI's entire communication strategy is absurd in so many ways, I dont even know where to begin... They like the attention that it brings and potentially drives up sales. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigmattb28 Posted October 31, 2019 Author Share Posted October 31, 2019 1 minute ago, Kristianmehl said: SI (and Miles) could avoid all the questions on when the beta is released if they wanted to. I am SOOOOOO tired of them whining every single year over people asking on SoMe. Like... If you dont want people asking, why not just set a date? Theres going to be bugs anyway. Actually, SI's entire communication strategy is absurd in so many ways, I dont even know where to begin... Wow you typed SoMe, I genuinely am wondering what you do with all that spare time you must have on your hands Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bakiano Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 1 minute ago, bigmattb28 said: Dunno, but we're all here with determination 34 / 20. You need to use the in game editor to improve yours dude Never used editor, teach me master Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunner86 Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 3 minutes ago, keeper#1 said: I did not. My small town frowns upon such chain delicacies. They begrudgingly have a McDonalds. Gotta love small town America, they have some of the best names 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigmattb28 Posted October 31, 2019 Author Share Posted October 31, 2019 Just now, Bakiano said: Never used editor, teach me master I'd have to ask @kevhamster I don't use the editor, I do fancy a Greggs steak bake tho 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bakiano Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 We need beta, beta is what we need tum tum, We need beta, beta is what we need tum tum, We need beta, beta is what we need tum tum, We need beta, beta is what we need tum tum Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigmattb28 Posted October 31, 2019 Author Share Posted October 31, 2019 Just now, Bakiano said: We need beta, beta is what we need tum tum, We need beta, beta is what we need tum tum, We need beta, beta is what we need tum tum, We need beta, beta is what we need tum tum I bet if Chuck Norris was online right now he'd get the beta released Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunner86 Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 Just now, Bakiano said: We need beta, beta is what we need tum tum, We need beta, beta is what we need tum tum, We need beta, beta is what we need tum tum, We need beta, beta is what we need tum tum Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh, oh Stop. Beta Time Soon Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kristianmehl Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 1 minute ago, bigmattb28 said: Wow you typed SoMe, I genuinely am wondering what you do with all that spare time you must have on your hands Are you sure you're in a position to judge my time spending, when you've been sat in this thread posting unfunny gifs for two days? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justified Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 I'm going to make the prediction that it's out at 19.41pm this evening.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilT Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 1 minute ago, bigmattb28 said: I bet if Chuck Norris was online right now he'd get the beta released Chuck is probably taking an old-aged nap at the mo ;-) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kristianmehl Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 4 minutes ago, keeper#1 said: They like the attention that it brings and potentially drives up sales. Exactly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunner86 Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 1 minute ago, Kristianmehl said: Are you sure you're in a position to judge my time spending, when you've been sat in this thread posting unfunny gifs for two days? That's an oxymoron if ever I saw one Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
andu1 Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 4th or 5th November are the most likely release dates. Maybe the alpha needs more work during the weekend. I can't imagine being released this week, sorry. 😕 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kristianmehl Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 Just now, gunner86 said: That's an oxymoron if ever I saw one Well, check back in the thread for evidence of unfunny gifs' existence. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoubleDenimSuccess Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 Just now, Kristianmehl said: Are you sure you're in a position to judge my time spending, when you've been sat in this thread posting unfunny gifs for two days? Tremendous. Could not agree more! 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toffee71 Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 2 minutes ago, gunner86 said: Gotta love small town America, they have some of the best names We've got some good names too Bell End, Worcestershire Brown Willy, Cornwall Boggy Bottom, Hertfordshire Twatt, Orkney Nob End, South Lancashire Fanny Barks, Durham Scratchy Bottom, Dorset Minge Lane, Worcestershire And not forgetting, Badgers Mount, Locks Bottom and Pratts Bottom all in Kent Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
roykela Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 2 hours ago, Kingstontom88 said: The only way to make this work is for someone to put up the music video to Michael Jackson's 'Beat It' but dub over the chorus with 'BETA' If that doesn't work, I don't know what will* *I accept the song lyrics and music video provide next to zero context when it comes to a football management sim, but I'd like to hear a better suggestion? Here you are: 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunner86 Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 1 minute ago, Kristianmehl said: Well, check back in the thread for evidence of unfunny gifs' existence. No need, I've been here the whole time 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunner86 Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 1 minute ago, DoubleDenimSuccess said: Tremendous. Could not agree more! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevhamster Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 6 minutes ago, bigmattb28 said: I'd have to ask @kevhamster I don't use the editor, I do fancy a Greggs steak bake tho I've only ever used the editor once, and that was to amend the player registration period for the Vanuatu League I'd downloaded! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeper#1 Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 4 minutes ago, gunner86 said: Gotta love small town America, they have some of the best names Pennsylvania has a quite a few: Number 1 Number 2 Number 3 Number 4 Number 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevhamster Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 5 minutes ago, Kristianmehl said: Are you sure you're in a position to judge my time spending, when you've been sat in this thread posting unfunny gifs for two days? Did someone piddle in your cornflakes? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigmattb28 Posted October 31, 2019 Author Share Posted October 31, 2019 5 minutes ago, Kristianmehl said: Are you sure you're in a position to judge my time spending, when you've been sat in this thread posting unfunny gifs for two days? Whoa dude chill, was a joke, you sound like that double denim guy 2 minutes ago, DoubleDenimSuccess said: Tremendous. Could not agree more! Talk of the devil. How you been denim, been sucking more lemons today? 3 minutes ago, Kristianmehl said: Well, check back in the thread for evidence of unfunny gifs' existence. Why would I check back, I know what I've posted, plus it's clearly something you like seeing as you're still here.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevhamster Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 Just now, keeper#1 said: Pennsylvania has a quite a few: Number 1 Number 2 Number 3 Number 4 Number 5 I knew Intercourse would be top of that list! 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoubleDenimSuccess Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 1 minute ago, gunner86 said: Talking of friends, are you still giving your friends bigmattb28 & kevhamster reach arounds with your Jeremy Beadle hand? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunner86 Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 4 minutes ago, roykela said: Here you are: 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
borusen Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 (edited) Well i will survive till monday, i have 24h duty tomorrow, then football games on tv on weekend, not bad. Of course better today, tomorrow but if not let it be early monday. I have also vacation next week so cant lose days for nothing. I want to enjoy every single moment next week Edited October 31, 2019 by borusen Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigmattb28 Posted October 31, 2019 Author Share Posted October 31, 2019 3 minutes ago, gunner86 said: To say he thinks this is a **** poor and unfunny thread, he sure does like to stop by from time to time 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigmattb28 Posted October 31, 2019 Author Share Posted October 31, 2019 Just now, DoubleDenimSuccess said: Talking of friends, are you still giving your friends bigmattb28 & kevhamster reach arounds with your Jeremy Beadle hand? Have you stopped sniffing bike seats to post here? 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeper#1 Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 1 minute ago, kevhamster said: I knew Intercourse would be top of that list! Of course it would. Intercourse and Blue Ball are about 20 minutes away from each other. Take that any way that you want. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevhamster Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 (edited) 5 minutes ago, keeper#1 said: Pennsylvania has a quite a few: Number 1 Number 2 Number 3 Number 4 Number 5 Here's some more crackers I found on Google Maps some time back when I was bored one afternoon at work when we had literally nothing to do (I worked in call centre at the time where you're kinda tied to your desk even if there's no calls coming in lol). Edited October 31, 2019 by kevhamster 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigmattb28 Posted October 31, 2019 Author Share Posted October 31, 2019 1 minute ago, keeper#1 said: Of course it would. Intercourse and Blue Ball are about 20 minutes away from each other. Take that any way that you want. Is there a blue waffle on that list? 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnhughthom Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 5 minutes ago, toffee71 said: We've got some good names too Bell End, Worcestershire Brown Willy, Cornwall Boggy Bottom, Hertfordshire Twatt, Orkney Nob End, South Lancashire Fanny Barks, Durham Scratchy Bottom, Dorset Minge Lane, Worcestershire And not forgetting, Badgers Mount, Locks Bottom and Pratts Bottom all in Kent I travelled from Bell End, through Boggy Bottom leading to Brown Willy. Starting from Nob End I went through Twatt on my way to Fanny Barks, realising I'd taken a wrong turn I detoured through Scratchy Bottom, eventually reaching my destination at Minge Lane. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunner86 Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 2 minutes ago, DoubleDenimSuccess said: Talking of friends, are you still giving your friends bigmattb28 & kevhamster reach arounds with your Jeremy Beadle hand? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevhamster Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 6 minutes ago, DoubleDenimSuccess said: Talking of friends, are you still giving your friends bigmattb28 & kevhamster reach arounds with your Jeremy Beadle hand? You're just jealous because the only intimate contact you've ever had is a Prostate check by the doctor. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilT Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 40 minutes ago, PhilT said: Hate to be negative folks but after reading Miles Twitter, I would say theres extremely little chance of the BETA coming out today - probably even this side of the weekend. He's done another Twitpoll & more importantly, has stated that people asking about the Beta are now being muted. If it was coming out today, he'd have sucked it up for the last few hours. Probably nearer to the truth is they tried to get it ready for today but felt it wasn't quite ready, so people asking him about it is probably leaving him a little raw. If I was a betting man, i'd say Monday at 4pm GMT....but what do I know bigmattb28 asked me to post my thoughts again ;-) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigmattb28 Posted October 31, 2019 Author Share Posted October 31, 2019 Just now, kevhamster said: You're just jealous because the only intimate contact you've ever had is a Prostate check by the doctor. BOOM Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kristianmehl Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 Just now, kevhamster said: Did someone piddle in your cornflakes? Is 'piddle' british for ****? In which case, yes, someone did. Do you have anything else you want clarified, kevhamster? 3 minutes ago, bigmattb28 said: Whoa dude chill, was a joke, you sound like that double denim guy Why would I check back, I know what I've posted, plus it's clearly something you like seeing as you're still here.... I am completely chill. I'm even sat with a beer in hand. I didn't ask you to check back. And yes, I like seeing bad posts on forums, including this one, and comment on it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigmattb28 Posted October 31, 2019 Author Share Posted October 31, 2019 Just now, PhilT said: bigmattb28 asked me to post my thoughts again ;-) Did I? Cool, have a donut Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilT Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 1 minute ago, bigmattb28 said: Did I? Cool, have a donut Bless you my child :-) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigcwwe Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 I think the beta should be released to everyone apart from that Double Denim guy. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigmattb28 Posted October 31, 2019 Author Share Posted October 31, 2019 Just now, Kristianmehl said: Is 'piddle' british for ****? In which case, yes, someone did. Do you have anything else you want clarified, kevhamster? I am completely chill. I'm even sat with a beer in hand. I didn't ask you to check back. And yes, I like seeing bad posts on forums, including this one, and comment on it. Well whilst you're here, on this bad post, could you at least post a gif? Or a meme, oh wait you don't like memes do you. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigmattb28 Posted October 31, 2019 Author Share Posted October 31, 2019 Just now, craigcwwe said: I think the beta should be released to everyone apart from that Double Denim guy. That Kristian guy's got his knickers in a twist as well, he doesn't like bad posts, but he comments anyway, he just said so. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoubleDenimSuccess Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 4 minutes ago, kevhamster said: You're just jealous because the only intimate contact you've ever had is a Prostate check by the doctor. Pretty lame comeback that even by your low standards! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilT Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 Mods, please stop the bickering in here, else i'll pop out of my red chiffon dress :-) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunner86 Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 1 minute ago, DoubleDenimSuccess said: Pretty lame comeback that even by your low standards! Gotta have standards for them to be low, friend Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kristianmehl Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 Just now, bigmattb28 said: Well whilst you're here, on this bad post, could you at least post a gif? Or a meme, oh wait you don't like memes do you. How would you know if I like memes big guy? And no, no gifs for you. 1 minute ago, bigmattb28 said: That Kristian guy's got his knickers in a twist as well, he doesn't like bad posts, but he comments anyway, he just said so. Wow, yeah how weird to comment on stuff you dont like, never even heard of that concept before...................... 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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