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***FMS 2019 Awards*** Live from Ed Woodwards transfer cabinet

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Welcome to this years FMS Awards live from Ed Woodwards transfer cabinet.

Feel free to get a drink but dont spill any on the fax machine by the crapper

Proceedings will begin at 20:00 BST

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I've arrived... just about. I've not felt too great health-wise today (or indeed for much of the past two months), so forgive me if I'm quieter than usual.

You might also have noticed that I haven't brought a plus-one with me tonight. I was going to invite over some players from the WSL-winning Arsenal team, but they blocked me on Instagram because they suspect I've been leaking stories about them to national tabloids. What... me, rebekahvardy1982?!

Oh, and I'll have the usual. A glass of the plainest water.

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"Sky sources: Manchester United planning £50million bid for Arsenal's Vivianne Miedema in effort to fix striker crisis."

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Marcus Rashford has won Manchester United’s goal of the month for September. The goal he scored was a penalty.

So why did he win it? That’s because it was the ONLY goal they scored in the league in September.

Be strong Man United fans! :lol:😂😂😂

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Evening all. I'll take a seat at the bar and get myself in a round with Mr @CFuller. Nice and cheap that way!

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Just now, mark wilson27 said:

Cough Cough.....what about the host

Woodward is paying for your drinks. Water as well then is it?

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Is it just the three of us then? Has EvilDave got lost in Yerevan again? And what about our friends from across the pond?

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2 minutes ago, mark wilson27 said:

Not sure about the rest of them...EvilDave has been transferred by Woodward

Ah, of course... I forgot he joined Inter Milan on a season-long loan on deadline day. :D

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Evening gents. Doc’s given me painkillers to get through but I’m still not match fit 

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Just now, Diego Imposta said:

Evening gents. Doc’s given me painkillers to get through but I’m still not match fit 

Evening but becareful Woodward needs some help

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Right gentlemen, it is time to start.

Welcome to the few who have turned up and please enjoy yhr night ahead

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First port of call tonight is to state that their was two awards tonight that would have been shared but due to people not voting 

.This is why I keep going on about voting

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Just now, mark wilson27 said:

The first award for the night is for the Short Story of the Year

Is it David Moyes' Manchester United career? :brock:

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Congratulations, @Rien102. So you Canadians really are good at more than just ice hockey, prog rock, and being less arrogant than Americans. :p

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Just now, CFuller said:

Congratulations, @Rien102. So you Canadians really are good at more than just ice hockey, prog rock, and being less arrogant than Americans. :p

Looking forward to seeing what our resident American Mod says to that ;)

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1 minute ago, mark wilson27 said:

A well deserved winner and his other story came a worthy second place

Here here

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Just now, mark wilson27 said:

Looking forward to seeing what our resident American Mod says to that ;)

Erm... there aren't any Americans in Ed's transfer cabinet, are there?

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Wow. Thank you. I'd just like to dedicate this award to...

...a load of people you've never heard of. Goodnight!

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The winner for this award sees @Rien102 winning his second award of the night  as Penny Stiles grabs the accolade

An excellent group of stories with an excellent character

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Apologies for the lateness - travelling isn't fun. Congratulations to those winners so far!

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Is Ed Woodward still even working for Manchester United, haven't heard of him doing any work there in a long time

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1 minute ago, gavrenwick said:

Is Ed Woodward still even working for Manchester United, haven't heard of him doing any work there in a long time

The papers are more interested in the excellent play the team are doing

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Unfortunately, Mark Catterall can't be here tonight, because he's in Bulgaria trying to figure out how the heck England lost to the Czech Republic on Friday. Accepting the award on his behalf is his long-time coach, David Platt...

*Sporadic applause*

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2 minutes ago, mark wilson27 said:

The papers are more interested in the excellent play the team are doing

Image result for phil jones

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Speaking of rest of the world...

As a Carolina Panthers supporter, can I say how delighted I was that they won in London this afternoon against the Tampa Bay Buc... er, I shouldn't have mentioned that, should I? :(

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