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This Fraud's on Trial

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Emilija Price, Daughter of the Slavia Sofia Legend finds herself in the small rural town with dreams of global domination. Dreams of greater fraudulence left in tatters after the sudden and unexpected departure of her mentor. But she shall persevere, provided she can make this horrific excuse of a defence work.

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Youth Intake Day!

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Things I like: We got one with potential and some of the names are French sounding(if I remember correctly, all the names in 17 were Spanish/'Basque sounding).

Things I don't like: Everything else.

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Could be a good one, for the lower leagues anyway.

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1 minute ago, BoxToBox said:

Youth Intake Day!

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Things I like: We got one with potential and some of the names are French sounding(if I remember correctly, all the names in 17 were Spanish/'Basque sounding).

Things I don't like: Everything else.

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Could be a good one, for the lower leagues anyway.

Another year until he can play though! :(

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6 minutes ago, Deisler26 said:

Another year until he can play though! :(

He turns 16 in August, so, only a few months!

Also, I noticed I got a few right footed left wingers, usually quite rare in FM. Shame they're all garbage.

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Footsteps of My Father: Giuly by Giuly

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This rather dapper gentleman is my new alter-ego for this thread. Meet Ludovic Giuly, former French International who plied his trade for Lyon, Monaco, PSG and Barcelona. At 5'4 in stature he was known in his playing days as 'The Magic Elf' - and we're going to need a touch of his magic here. Inspired by Alan Partridge's Nomad, Ludovic is going to be following in the footsteps of his father. Dominique Giuly grew up in Corsica and had a brief spell as a professional with Bastia before moving to the mainland and playing in the lower leagues. Ludovic made his debut for  Monts d'Or Azergues Foot as a teenager whilst his father was in goal for the very same team. Ludovic made an appearance for the non-FIFA affiliated Corsican National Team, but having been born on the mainland he is considered nothing more than a Corsican Fraudster. Nevertheless this beautiful island is where Ludovic makes his managerial debut at the helm of SC Bastia, his father's childhood club.

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Interesting Giuly by Giuly Facts:

1. Allegedly had an affair with France manager Raymond Domenech's partner.

2. Had swine flu in 2009

3. In January 2013, Monts d'Or Azergues Foot named their home stadium after him

 

Next club: Bastia Club Overview. What have I got myself into?

 

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9 minutes ago, BoxToBox said:

Defrauding by zero.

(I almost done the same with my manager, tbh)

One thing I hate with the original youth challenges is that your manager never gets good with youngsters, determined or have any discipline. I'm bypassing it here. #sorrynotsorry

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My fixtures didn't load, so I'm holidaying to the next season, to see if the fixtures will appear. If not, I'll just follow this thread like I do with the others...as an active spectator.

 

Edit: Seems like other groups in the 5th tier have their seasons going as planned. 

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SC Bastia: Too Good To Be True?

Club Overview

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Great facilities, non? We've got plenty of rivalries to keep us going, but one thing I really want to do is create a competitive rivalry with PSG. One Day.

Staff

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Key Personnel

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First Team

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Youth & Reserves

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So it's looking really, really good. Great facilities for the level, a very good, balanced squad and even some highly rated youngsters too. But wait, there's a reason Bastia find themselves in this position having played in Ligue 1 last year. Finances....

Financial Mess!!!

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:eek: Yikes that's a lot of debt, particularly needing to pay off £425k per month. This poses a very interesting challenge. Bring it on, the Magic Elf is ready.

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EVERYTHING'S COMING UP MULHOUSE!

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Meet Chauve De Frauduleux. He graduated from Hakan's legendary Academié De Fraudes and now he's out to prove to the world that he's got what it takes to be the baldest fraud going.

In order to do this, he'll be managing FC Mulhouse and trying to take them to the very top. 

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Just imagine 2014 is 2017 and we'll be gold.

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Ok. Plans changed. I realized the problem with the save and why the fixtures did not load up, so I've started again.

The new team is Le Puy Foot 43 Auvergne and founded in 1903.

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The manager is Devontae Johnson.

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How does a Nigerian end up with the name Devontae Johnson? You ask too many questions, it's not good.

How did he end up in France?  To attend the prestigious Hakan academy for coaches. Even got a few badges

But why the mask? Surely you have better things to ask?

What about your best players? Finally, something relevant

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Voltigeurs de Chateaubriant

2018 Season Review

Well, we fought hard this season, but the presence of two B clubs in the league, one of which was fielding a £2.6m former international striker meant that we ultimately finished 3rd in the Championnat National 3 - Pays de la Loire.

Final Table

Season Results

Cup Results

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July 28, 2017.

Dear Diary, 

It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times.  Hahahaha.

My dream of becoming a football manager has come true.  But I never thought it would be so hard.

I can't sleep at night.  The anxiety and tension builds with each passing day.  

I know I haven't written in some time.  Years.  I'm sorry.  My hope is that, by writing down my thoughts with the passing of the days, I can find inner peace.  And maybe when I'm a famous World Cup winning manager, this will serve as the basis for my best-selling memoirs!  Hahahaha.

But that feels a long ways off today.

The players do not respect me.  Our facilities are wonderful, but we've been unable to use them thus far and have been forced to train in the parking lot adjacent to the fields.

The fields are right there.  So close, yet so far.

The club's U14 Girls' team has a tournament next weekend.  "Need to train," they say.  They also said many other things.  Personal things, about me.  Hurtful things.  I ran away, crying.  And, seeking to avoid further confrontation, I agreed that we would train -- only for a few days, mind you -- in the parking lot.

Maybe this is why the players don't respect me.

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Mid-Season 2017/18

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What a first half of the season! Our ultra wide tactic has obviously had some very mixed results but I'm happy with us trying to outscore the opponents, the highlight being a 7-7 draw against US Le Pontet and our miraculous run in the Coupe de France where we face Ligue 2 side Nimes in the 9th Round!

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1 minute ago, noikeee said:

I'd like to protest @Benjoe for picking too long of a team name that ruins the spreadsheet's look.

It really throws off the Feng Shui of the thread.  We might have to move the ficus closer to the bust of Roberto Mancini.

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12 minutes ago, ManUtd1 said:

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I'm not entirely sure which **** passive-aggressive teenagers show or movie is this referring to, but I'll be sure to attentively follow the next episodes with a cringey semi-ironic nobody-truly-understands-me look on life.

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