Deisler26 Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 Saving Football - Frauding a Nation *Voiceover* "...Back in the mists of time, in 2015, a man by name of Hakan ran a small, exclusive coaching academy in the South of France. Before his glory days (see @ManUtd1's excellent thread), he was nothing more than the head of the Académie des Fraudes. He had a few disciples, men who had travelled far and wide to learn the ween ways. Eventually, he could teach them nothing more and abandoned them as he set out to make his fortune. Those pupils gathered around and realised they could outdo the master in following the Youth Only philosophy. They made their way out, under cover of night, and set about conquering France from the inside..." These pupils all got jobs in France's 5th Tier, the Championnat National 3. They were; @Makoto Nakamura - Aubagne FC @wynter - FCSR Haguenau @BoxToBox - Aviron Bayonnais FC @MarcxD - Jean d'Arc Drancy @smp20 - USM Endoume @kidthekid - Le Puy Foot 43 (FM15, retired) @Benjoe - Entente Sportive Le Cannet-Rocheville (FM17) @ManUtd1 - FC Ouest Tourangeau @Deisler26 - FC Sochaux-Montbeliard @oriole01 - Vannes OC @Fer Fuchs Ake - FC Mulhouse @noikeee - TA Cannes @Jimbokav1971 - Racing Coulombes Paris (retired) @Keano16 - Olympique Alès Cévènnes @Bartrcm - La Roche VCF @shaunvamos - FC Aurillac Arpajon @Minuy600 - US Changéenne (retired) @After - F.C Vaulx @Schiavone - U.S Tourcoing Football @Vélodrome - Toulouse Rodéo This, this is their story.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjoe Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 I'm going to have Interpol on my ass from having 15-16 year old regens playing my Ween... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
john1 Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 Good luck guys Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted June 6, 2018 Author Share Posted June 6, 2018 Voltigeurs de Chateaubriant Season 2017/18 Well, new manager Jacques Managere is looking forward to getting his teeth into the Championnat National 3. Formation 1 Formation 2 Squad Manager Profile. Now let's get out of this hellhole. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoxToBox Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 Right lads! I'm ready for this Bayonetta colab, gonna be mad craic! ... ... ... ... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoxToBox Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 Egoitz is a man who's done the lot as a keeper, won Ligue 1, won the CL, won the World Cup, all before he turned 20 with a group of entirely Basque teammates... Then he turned off FM, closed his laptop and joined that most wonderful of managerial academies... the Académie des Fraudes. After he graduated, he managed, somehow to convince the (probably senile) chairman of Bayonne to give him a crack of the whip... With a strong distaste for the modern transfer market, beyond the inherited squad, he'll be exclusively using players who come through the youth ranks. He was a regen from this thread, for what it's worth... This is the tactic I'm looking at for now, though it could be completely different as we go on... These are the best player and brightest prospect... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makoto Nakamura Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 Aubagne Football Club National 3 - Corse - Méditerranée Why Aubagne? Their close proximity to the port of Marseille and as you can see by the squad, it also leads to a high chance of getting regens with a 2nd nationality to make the youth intake even more interesting! Enter French/Malagasy manager Makoteu Nakameura! Manager Profile Club Background Reserves Youth Team Key Players Nordine Assami Ennys Hammoud Oumar Diop Let's not talk about how my defence is going to cope as a youth only challenge,,, Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
noikeee Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 I'd like to file an official public forum protest for hijacking the ideas @smp20 and I had, and making it a much better idea. Dibs on AS Cannes. That was my original idea, was gonna be a thread titled Finding the Next Zidane - Cannes We Do It? because, of course, Cannes is where Zinedine Zidane crawled out of their womb to become a senior football player. It's only entirely fitting that it morphed into this, since Zidane has become such a giant Fraud in my current thread. Will eventually join in.... already browsing HDDs and SSDs on Amazon... maybe it can even run already in my current crawling computer, we'll see... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted June 6, 2018 Author Share Posted June 6, 2018 1 minute ago, noikeee said: I'd like to file an official public forum protest for hijacking the ideas @smp20 and I had, and making it a much better idea. Dibs on AS Cannes. That was my original idea, was gonna be a thread titled Finding the Next Zidane - Cannes We Do It? because, of course, Cannes is where Zinedine Zidane crawled out of their womb to become a senior football player. It's only entirely fitting that it morphed into this, since Zidane has become such a giant Fraud in my current thread. Will eventually join in.... already browsing HDDs and SSDs on Amazon... maybe it can even run already in my current crawling computer, we'll see... Objection: Denied Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
smp20 Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodesire Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 This is going to be such a beautiful journey Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
smp20 Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 "Can I take down PSG with a team full of Islanders? Cors-I-can! Eventually..." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcxD Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 There's a new king in town! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoxToBox Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 Just got it in my news feed that Strasbourg signed this boy.... Kin' hell. He's better than their first team strikers! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oriole01 Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 2 minutes ago, BoxToBox said: Just got it in my news feed that Strasbourg signed this boy.... Kin' hell. He's better than their first team strikers! Not a Vogel . Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoxToBox Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 Just now, oriole01 said: Not a Vogel . Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makoto Nakamura Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 With our squad unbalance this is how we will line up, player roles will change. Benjoe has the ween, we have the girth. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oriole01 Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 Just now, BoxToBox said: Je crois que nous appelons ils "oiseaux" ici, vous porcs incultes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted June 6, 2018 Author Share Posted June 6, 2018 I see your fraud hangs to the right... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makoto Nakamura Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 3 minutes ago, Deisler26 said: I see your fraud hangs to the right... I fixed it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 10 football managers walk into a bar... This won't end well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makoto Nakamura Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 Just now, ManUtd1 said: 10 football managers walk into a bar... This won't end well. One more and we'll have a team. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 2 minutes ago, Makoto Nakamura said: One more and we'll have a team. At least, we will until @BoxToBox gets a straight red for dripping sweat onto Firminho, who catches a cold, thus earning Boxie a 10-match ban. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoxToBox Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 4 minutes ago, Makoto Nakamura said: One more and we'll have a team. The most fraudulent team ever, Ali Dia could manage us. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
noikeee Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 Finding the new Fraudane - Cannes it be done? Pre-season 2017/2018 Right, I tweaked some things in my computer and am crossing my fingers in hope this magically fixed everything. French-Moroccan manager Henry Santini says hi. Henry Santini takes over one of the most highly reputable clubs in this challenge. As you can see from how high they used to be at: Of course, AS Cannes are famous, not just from being a club from the town of the Film Festival, also for having produced Zinedine Fraudane back then as a youth player in the early 1990s. The current squad is less glamorous, but does have some pretty nifty players for a 5th tier... except for the horrendous lack of center-backs: Best player being Kenny Gillet: The facilities are not great for what I'm used to working with, but I suppose for this level I really really can't complain about this: Board wants us to finish in the top half of the National 3 Corse-Med. I think that's surprisingly unambitious/achievable. Another surprise is... expecting Mr. Chairman to be some grey haired corporate nobody, and finding a recent French international instead: And finally, a few technical details screenshots: I've added the Algerian, Tunisian and Moroccan leagues to see if more big talents show up from the North of Africa and perhaps could we even at some stage create some kind of exchange programme with clubs there? That would really help us produce the next Fraudane. Off we go then! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoxToBox Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 1 minute ago, ManUtd1 said: At least, we will until @BoxToBox gets a straight red for dripping sweat onto Firminho, who catches a cold, thus earning Boxie a 10-match ban. Entirely plausible, I'm known for my violently aggressive drops of sweat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidthekid Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 I'm the guy still playing FM15, so imagine I'm stuck in a parallel universe where 2014 is the same as 2017 in this universe. Oh yeah, My FM skin is also weird. This save should end well. Manger Profile: Nigerian manager who wears a mask so people would focus on his football and not his face. Club Overview: ASLR for short. Founded in 2011 with a history waiting to be filled. Star Player Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidthekid Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 Also, faces are not generating anymore, not sure what the issue is. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fer Fuchs Ake Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 5 minutes ago, BoxToBox said: Entirely plausible, I'm known for my violently aggressive drops of sweat. Has it ever concussed someone? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
noikeee Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 YOU ABSOLUTE MORON .... but then he agreed to it. Oh okay nevermind then. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fer Fuchs Ake Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 5 minutes ago, kidthekid said: Also, faces are not generating anymore, not sure what the issue is. Your players are too ugly. Try signing some Giroud lookalike and it might work. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoxToBox Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 1 minute ago, Fer Fuchs Ake said: Has it ever concussed someone? There was this one time in the Champions League.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makoto Nakamura Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 7 minutes ago, BoxToBox said: Entirely plausible, I'm known for my violently aggressive drops of sweat. As long as you don't start Salah-vating. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fer Fuchs Ake Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 2 hours ago, ManUtd1 said: There's gotta be a better way to say that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fer Fuchs Ake Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 Just now, Makoto Nakamura said: As long as you don't start Salah-vating. It won't matter as long as he can still Karius to glory. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makoto Nakamura Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 Just now, Fer Fuchs Ake said: It won't matter as long as he can still Karius to glory. Not with those hands he won't! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjoe Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 11 hours ago, Makoto Nakamura said: With our squad unbalance this is how we will line up, player roles will change. Benjoe has the ween, we have the girth. Ah, yes. The Banana Ween syndrome. I feel sorry for you. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjoe Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 This thread is going to be such a shitshow. Like all the horrible comedy shows mixed into one. Just more cringe-worthy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 16 minutes ago, Fer Fuchs Ake said: There's gotta be a better way to say that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 2 minutes ago, Benjoe said: This thread is going to be such a shitshow. Like all the horrible comedy shows mixed into one. Just more cringe-worthy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidthekid Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 Tactics My team is bad and we lost all our strikers as they were on non contract. So we are going to play an attacking 4-4-2-0 strikerless. The idea is for the defense to boot the ball upfield and for our wingers and two attacking midfielders to figure something out because I can't. The three instructions I used were more direct passes, exploit the flanks, and close down more. And with that Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbokav1971 Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 What the actual hell is going on? And why wasn't I invited? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbokav1971 Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 54 minutes ago, noikeee said: Best player being Kenny Gillet: Kenny Gillet is an ex Barnet player, (and decent indeed). Why can't I see your pictures? I had this with someone the other day and can't remember how I fixed it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
noikeee Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 26 minutes ago, Jimbokav1971 said: Kenny Gillet is an ex Barnet player, (and decent indeed). Why can't I see your pictures? I had this with someone the other day and can't remember how I fixed it. Don't bother, Gillet's gone already. First feelings are this is proving a bit of a fraud of a challenge so far. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted June 7, 2018 Share Posted June 7, 2018 1 hour ago, Jimbokav1971 said: What the actual hell is going on? And why wasn't I invited? Well, the last party we invited you to, you showed up with a moldy potato in a dirty shoe... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
noikeee Posted June 7, 2018 Share Posted June 7, 2018 THE MAN HAS SPOKEN Perhaps he should shut the **** up instead, though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted June 7, 2018 Share Posted June 7, 2018 1 hour ago, kidthekid said: My team is bad and we lost all our strikers as they were on non contract. So we are going to play an attacking 4-4-2-0 strikerless. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
noikeee Posted June 7, 2018 Share Posted June 7, 2018 Finding the new Fraudane - Cannes it be done? Mid-season update 2017/2018 (Transfers) I'm afraid we lost Gillet to a semi-pro side from the National 2. Before him, a kid had also been snapped up. Having everyone on amateur contracts is pretty damn brutal. To say this hasn't been an easy start would be an understatement. The sheer amount of red dots you can see in the fixtures list is slightly depressing. We just haven't been able to get any sort of run going, and then negativity piles up with low morale etc. There were fleeting good moments when we got a crazy pre-season win over Genk, and when Pau (from 2 divisions above us) had to go to the 90th minute to break us down in the cup, but we've been generally awful. I am in serious trouble now, on "very insecure" status with the board and am just slightly surprised I haven't been sacked yet. As it stands I don't think I'm surviving the season and the challenge of finding the new Fraudane might be very shortlived indeed. The only things that could save me, are the fact the team is ever so very slowly gelling together (the match cohesion bar has been slowly increasing), and perhaps a little miracle of good players later in the youth intake. But I'm not so sure I can survive until then. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted June 7, 2018 Author Share Posted June 7, 2018 Voltigeurs de Chateaubriant 2018 YOUTH INTAKE FULL INTAKE OVERVIEW Hardly the intake anyone dreams of. However, the two best will go straight into the first team when they're 16 -------------------------------------------------- Key Prospects Thierry Francois D/WBR Gael Devos AMRL/ST Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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