Wavelberry Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 Just now, deltablue said: I've only just realized I forgot one, missing out on "Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again", which was a narrow second. This is great start. I blame the speech marks so I didn't pick it up when looking at them to list in alphabetical order. Jesus @deltablue I don't want to be a dick but this would never happen if Patrick Stewart was your co-host... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
deltablue Posted October 14, 2017 Author Share Posted October 14, 2017 It was definitely a clear leader from the start, not for the last time tonight, even if it got some good competition later on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavelberry Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 Impressed that dick got through the swear-o-tron though. This can't be a Sammy Smith's pub then. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjaferrie Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 On yersel @Jimbokav1971! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 Just now, BoxToBox said: Good winner there, not only a great thread, but a lot to learn from too. Couldn't agree more. Tough competition, lots of great threads there. I'm afraid that Shetland will be this year's DiCaprio. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bedese Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 2 minutes ago, deltablue said: I've only just realized I forgot one, missing out on "Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again", which was a narrow second. This is great start. I blame the speech marks so I didn't pick it up when looking at them to list in alphabetical order. That surprises me. I guess people really don't like Dinamo Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
deltablue Posted October 14, 2017 Author Share Posted October 14, 2017 Full results Football, fire and Ice: 6 “Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again”: 5 San Giovanni - Tearing Down The Establishment: 4 Shield Wall - A Spartan Youth Challenge in Romania: 3 Every country, are you nuts?: 2 Yer oot yer face if yer think Shetland plays fitba!: 2 Giza/Hoyvík..... Wait, this isn't Egypt......: 1 Kafra FC 2.0 - Le Kafra-eak, C'est Chique! (All Youth in England): 1 (No idea what's up with the formatting) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoxToBox Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 Dang, well done to JupJamie too, 2nd and 3rd in one category! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oriole01 Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 Hans Kaiser chances a quick glance at his phone. It's 6:30 PM and the first award has just been handed out. He turns back to the stage. Sweat is dripping down his bare, gloriously bald head. This is his moment, he'd waited so long to enact the spell of baldness upon the world, and now that it was finally reverberating through the masses he could only feel he deserved to recognized for it. But the pressure isn't one-sided. Across the auditorium, he sees a horrific sight... Carlo Ancelotti chatting it up with David Moyes. The two pillars of evil were united as one, and his heart begins racing as they both simultaneously move their sinister, searing eyes in his direction. And then the eyebrows go up... And suddenly his view changes. His conscience leaves his body and manifests into another. He's riding a tricycle through a dingy hotel in the mountains, he turns the corner, and is presented with this... Kaiser, in the body of a small boy, starts running, running for his life, away from the horrific image that's now seared into him. He snaps back into reality, on the floor and with an intense throbbing in his head. He groans and gets back up, now noticing that the entire auditorium is staring at him, expressions aghast, jaws on the floor. He had just run straight into the front of the stage. Ancelotti's face was turning blue as a result of unprecedentedly violent laughter, but little did he know that it would only further solidify Kaiser's legend years on. The second set of nominees are about to be announced. Get on with it! Heck yeah, it's awards night! Good luck to everyone tonight, this is shaping up to be one of the best ceremonies in years! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bedese Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 Just now, BoxToBox said: Dang, well done to JupJamie too, 2nd and 3rd in one category! Silver + Bronze = Gold, right? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavelberry Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 Just now, Jupjamie said: Silver + Bronze = Gold, right? If you add the votes from both threads that's definitely a win. A lesson on splitting the vote. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 Just now, Jupjamie said: Silver + Bronze = Gold, right? Two medals are better than one. It's simple math. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoxToBox Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 Just now, Jupjamie said: Silver + Bronze = Gold, right? Maybe you can combine them into some kind of super-platinum... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
deltablue Posted October 14, 2017 Author Share Posted October 14, 2017 She's finally ready, so here's my co-host. I asked for a large ham and they took me a bit too literally. It's Miss Piggy! Well hello there! You should all be so honored to have a big star like moi at your little awards ceremony Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
deltablue Posted October 14, 2017 Author Share Posted October 14, 2017 Statler: You know, I don't care for puppets much. I don't find them believable Waldorf: I don't believe you! Both: Dohohohohoh! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjoe Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 Well hello there Miss Piggy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
deltablue Posted October 14, 2017 Author Share Posted October 14, 2017 So, when do we start? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
deltablue Posted October 14, 2017 Author Share Posted October 14, 2017 We already did. You were taking a while to get ready Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 Ironically, the Swedish Chef is sat in the back with Ludwig. They're passionately debating the current state of the indie folk music scene in Finland. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 1 minute ago, Benjoe said: Well hello there Miss Piggy. David DeGea making an appearance! Fresh off his solid performance against Liverpool! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
deltablue Posted October 14, 2017 Author Share Posted October 14, 2017 Well, beauty can't be rushed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
deltablue Posted October 14, 2017 Author Share Posted October 14, 2017 1 minute ago, ManUtd1 said: Ironically, the Swedish Chef is sat in the back with Ludwig. They're passionately debating the current state of the indie folk music scene in Finland. He was actually my second choice Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjoe Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 Just now, deltablue said: Well, beauty can't be rushed. It's no worry. I got all the time in the world for a good piece off... ham. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavelberry Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 This is a disgrace. ANNOUNCE PATRICK! Or the next award. Whatever. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjaferrie Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 6 minutes ago, deltablue said: She's finally ready, so here's my co-host. I asked for a large ham and they took me a bit too literally. It's Miss Piggy! Well hello there! You should all be so honored to have a big star like moi at your little awards ceremony Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjaferrie Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 Dear Christ why is that so huge. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 Just now, mjaferrie said: Dear Christ why is that so huge. YOUGE Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoxToBox Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 Just now, mjaferrie said: Dear Christ why is that so huge. Words of a nation... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
deltablue Posted October 14, 2017 Author Share Posted October 14, 2017 Anyways, on to another award. The Best FMCU Journeyman Career Award Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulHartman71 Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 Bit late arriving. But congrats to Jimbo, great thread and as always learn a lot about the game itself just from following the thread. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makoto Nakamura Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 Just now, mjaferrie said: Dear Christ why is that so huge. To make the hands look bigger. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjoe Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 Just now, mjaferrie said: Dear Christ why is that so huge. That's what she said. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bedese Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 Just now, Makoto Nakamura said: To make the hands look bigger. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjaferrie Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 Just now, Makoto Nakamura said: To make the hands look bigger. Was that picture not him describing the size of his... hands...? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
noikeee Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 I may or may not have gotten lost trying to find the bar. Seems like you guys have moved on from that already. Can I order some drinks over here anyway? Thanks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoxToBox Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 Just now, noikeee said: I may or may not have gotten lost trying to find the bar. Seems like you guys have moved on from that already. Can I order some drinks over here anyway? Thanks. Just follow the sound of Irish. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 3 minutes ago, Benjoe said: That's what she said. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
deltablue Posted October 14, 2017 Author Share Posted October 14, 2017 OK, now is my chance to shine. The nominees are... A Journeyman Story, knocking Jose Mourinho off his perch (Noikeee)African't you see what I did there? (Makoto) Enter title in the space provided (Also Makoto)Every Country, Are you nuts? (smp20) If You Think You're too Small to Make a Difference, You haven't spend a night with a mosquito (Benjoe) If you're not first, you're last (ManUtd1) The Hart Chronicles - Volume 2: Adam Hart is 'Yes Man' (PH71) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 There appears to be an inverse relationship between how quickly I hit refresh, and how quickly posts appear. Ironic. [Edit: But moaning appears to directly influence it! ] Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
deltablue Posted October 14, 2017 Author Share Posted October 14, 2017 I definitely haven't missed one this time The winner is... If you're not first, you're last! PH71 did provide some close competition for a while, but this was otherwise a clear win from the start. If you’re not first, you’re last: 9 The Hart Chronicles – Volume 2: ‘Adam Hart is Yes man’: 8 noikeee - A Journeyman Story : Knocking Jose Mourinho Off His Perch: 2 If you think you’re too small to make a difference you haven’t spent a night with a mosquito: 1 Smp20’s Every Country, are you nuts?: 1 African’t you see what I did there: 1 Enter title in the space provided: 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bedese Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 Congrats @ManUtd1! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjoe Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
deltablue Posted October 14, 2017 Author Share Posted October 14, 2017 Waldorf: He's a credit to his race Statler: What race is that? Waldorf: the hundred-yard dash. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oriole01 Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 The first of what should be many tonight for what is quite possibly the greatest thread of all time. Congrats @ManUtd1!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjoe Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 Congrats to the deserving winner, @ManUtd1! And close with great pressure from @PaulHartman71 as well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoxToBox Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 Well done, @ManUtd1 well earned with that cracker of a thread. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
deltablue Posted October 14, 2017 Author Share Posted October 14, 2017 So ManUtd1, are you happy with your win? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavelberry Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 Played @ManUtd1. Is this the start of the avalanche? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 Just now, deltablue said: So ManUtd1, are you happy with your win? *orders a refill on his fishbowl-sized grapefruit martini* Humbled. I couldn't have done it without Emma...my rock, my inspiration, my wife's ex-lover... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makoto Nakamura Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 The right 2 threads up there, the very best of the year and both lasting the entirety of fm17 with more achievements possible in both! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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