Benjoe Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 Who doesn't like a good rivalry? Especially when they are between the best teams out there, right? Well, we collected not the greatest, not the second greatest.. probably some of the worst - but hey, they are National Champions(!) - to play against each other twice, and if tied a third and final match will settle the score! San Marino's finest, (Just-don't-let-us-play-against-Dinamo) San Giovanni managed by One-Club-Jamie, going head-to-head with Nelson's lunatic Ween-trained Lesothoan Champions, Lioli FC managed by Journeyman-Ben! Jamie Sewell - @Jupjamie ||||| Nelson Mandela Jr - @Benjoe The story behind the unlikely rivalry: From his little flat in Lesotho Nelson had been tweeting vigorously about his fortunes, and how great he was. Mumbu would occasionally pitch in too, mostly with some random comments and then suddenly you'd find him in a bushpig costume. Casper the not so friendly manager - I mean, Mr Sewell, did not like what he saw or read. "What a pretentious arse you are!" he had messaged Nelson privately. When Moyes was assaulting and exploiting Nelson he ridiculed him as well, and when Mumbu tried to interfere... well it didn't exactly get any prettier. Mumbu, God bless his innocent soul, made a knock-knock joke on Casper Mr Sewell... (...) "Who's there!?" Said an irritated Mr Sewell. "Banana!" Shouted Mumbu. "Banana wh-", "I LIKE BANANA AND I CANNOT LIE!" Mr Sewell punched Mumbu in the face who started crying. Mr Sewell was then sent back to San Marino by Lesothoan police, but it was done there. Nelson wanted repercussion. He traveled to San Marino and pissed on Mr Sewell's suit - while Sewell was wearing it, at a game, against Dinamo, which they lost... Sigh.. You know where this is heading, right? This will be bloody. This will be messy. This will be something you won't want to miss out on! Send your kids to bed. Put on some cheesy chick-flick on the telly to allure your wifes and girlfriends. Tell your neighbours to shut up. And ask your dog to walk itself. Mumbu Umbolele from Swaziland will be your host at the broadcast on Twitch, so be sure to tune in here and join the madness! This it IT! Can YOU handle it? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 My money is on ... wait...who's playing?! Oh. Well. Mark me down for a thrilling 3-3 draw in regulation, with "own goal" topping the scoring charts with a whopping double hat-trick. In penalties, @Jupjamie will prevail when 1-0 Mumbu insists on stepping into goal for the 11th kick and, celebrating having saved it, inexplicably volleys the **** out of the ball into the back of his own net. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
noikeee Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 #covfefe indeed. Tuning in with my half-and-half scarf ready. EDIT: scarf not scar. I wonder what a half-and-half scar would be like. I'm not sure I want to know. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoxToBox Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 5 minutes ago, noikeee said: I wonder what a half-and-half scar would be like. I'm not sure I want to know. This may be the footballing equivalent. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjoe Posted July 13, 2017 Author Share Posted July 13, 2017 Just now, BoxToBox said: This may be the footballing equivalent. It IS, the footballing equivalent - with a dash of ween. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 3 minutes ago, Benjoe said: It IS, the footballing equivalent - with a dash of ween. A "dash" of...? "It's like a weenis...only...smaller." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makoto Nakamura Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 This is like when Montserrat played Bhutan in the "Other World Cup". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjoe Posted July 13, 2017 Author Share Posted July 13, 2017 It's about to go down! Be sure to click the Twitch link in the first post! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulHartman71 Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 GOALASSSOOOOOOOO etc Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rikulec Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 My money's on San Giovanni here. Sorry! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjoe Posted July 13, 2017 Author Share Posted July 13, 2017 We'll NEVER talk about this. NEVER. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bedese Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 Agreed. Mumbu has been silenced forever. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjoe Posted July 13, 2017 Author Share Posted July 13, 2017 4 minutes ago, Jupjamie said: Agreed. Mumbu has been silenced forever. Mr Sewell will face assault charges. Don't you worry. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bedese Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 Just now, Benjoe said: Mr Sewell will face assault charges. Don't you worry. Are you sure it's assault and not animal cruelty? Surely Mumbu doesn't have the mind of a human... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjoe Posted July 13, 2017 Author Share Posted July 13, 2017 Just now, Jupjamie said: Are you sure it's assault and not animal cruelty? Surely Mumbu doesn't have the mind of a human... No matter - the punishment shall be there! Or else you know what'll happen to that fine suit of yours! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bedese Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 9 minutes ago, Benjoe said: No matter - the punishment shall be there! Or else you know what'll happen to that fine suit of yours! Not again Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjoe Posted July 13, 2017 Author Share Posted July 13, 2017 Just now, Jupjamie said: Not again Yes, again! Keep off Mumbu or else! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bedese Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 1 minute ago, Benjoe said: Yes, again! Keep off Mumbu or else! Never! He gets what he deserves... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjoe Posted July 13, 2017 Author Share Posted July 13, 2017 2 minutes ago, Jupjamie said: Never! He gets what he deserves... Mumbu deserves nothing but hugs. He is precious. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
noikeee Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 Posting in just to say what a wonderful display of football this was. Unfortunately I had to wander off midway through the 2nd leg, but the 1st leg clearly showed the power of the ween and the immense quality of the Sanmarinese players. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bedese Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 9 minutes ago, noikeee said: Posting in just to say what a wonderful display of football this was. Unfortunately I had to wander off midway through the 2nd leg, but the 1st leg clearly showed the power of the ween and the immense quality of the Sanmarinese players. There was an incredible moment in the second leg where my defender completely undersold a backpass, only for @Benjoe's best attacker to smash it wide from four yards out. Truly some world class football on display. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
noikeee Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 You guys should've saved the PKMs. It would've been lecture worthy material for managerial/coaching classes all around the world. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjoe Posted July 13, 2017 Author Share Posted July 13, 2017 24 minutes ago, Jupjamie said: There was an incredible moment in the second leg where my defender completely undersold a backpass, only for @Benjoe's best attacker to smash it wide from four yards out. Truly some world class football on display. I THOUGHT I MADE MYSELF CLEAR. WE DO NOT SPEAK OF THESE GAMES. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted February 17, 2018 Share Posted February 17, 2018 Gunnar Vikander's Leipzig versus Hans Kaiser's Dortmund? Yes, please. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted February 17, 2018 Share Posted February 17, 2018 Leipzig are looking immense on paper...can they do the business?!? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ManUtd1 Posted February 17, 2018 Share Posted February 17, 2018 Leipzig take an early goal, in transition!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted February 17, 2018 Share Posted February 17, 2018 Dortmund's 1st chance of the match, a late tackle denying them... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted February 17, 2018 Share Posted February 17, 2018 THAT'S TWO!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted February 17, 2018 Share Posted February 17, 2018 Slight break in the 41st minute, for a word from our sponsor...Tecate. Tecate...the freshmaker. Try it with Skittles, to make SkittelCerveza, a party in your mouth and everyone's invited! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted February 17, 2018 Share Posted February 17, 2018 Halftime! More Tecate, please... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted February 17, 2018 Share Posted February 17, 2018 3-nil!!! A textbook attack from Gunnar's men! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted February 17, 2018 Share Posted February 17, 2018 Leipzig!!! Project Arcturus is in effect, lads. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted February 17, 2018 Share Posted February 17, 2018 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oriole01 Posted February 17, 2018 Share Posted February 17, 2018 Hans Kaiser has no comment. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ManUtd1 Posted February 17, 2018 Share Posted February 17, 2018 Just now, oriole01 said: Hans Kaiser has no comment. Hair plugs may be in order. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted February 17, 2018 Share Posted February 17, 2018 Long one of Telleus' rivals, Bobby Mankini is having his own "wee" protest. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted February 17, 2018 Share Posted February 17, 2018 Dortmund have it all to do in the 2nd leg... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted February 17, 2018 Share Posted February 17, 2018 The Leipzig supporters have all decided to stay home, it seems... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted February 17, 2018 Share Posted February 17, 2018 Leipzig. Ruthless. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted February 17, 2018 Share Posted February 17, 2018 Vitor beaten at his near post!!! Is the comeback on?! LOS!!! LOS!!! LOS!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted February 17, 2018 Share Posted February 17, 2018 ROY MAKES IT 2 ON THE NIGHT! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted February 17, 2018 Share Posted February 17, 2018 Halftime...Dortmund with an uphill battle ahead... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oriole01 Posted February 17, 2018 Share Posted February 17, 2018 At the very least, Roman Burki's been on fire tonight, making some excellent saves to keep his Dortmund side in the game. Although the tie is all but over, Hans wonders if a simple choice of selection in the first game would have made all the difference. Rajkovic may not have been the best choice there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted February 17, 2018 Share Posted February 17, 2018 20 minutes, and Leipzig hold firm... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted February 17, 2018 Share Posted February 17, 2018 The ball finds Semmer, and a little deflection helps it past the immense Burki! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted February 17, 2018 Share Posted February 17, 2018 The away section continues to sing, even as Leipzig make it 4. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted February 17, 2018 Share Posted February 17, 2018 Per his usual custom, Vikander refuses to speak to the media and delegates that task to his nameless assistant, who spends the time flicking colored stones into a circle drawn on the floor and muttering darkly under his breath, shooting angry glances at the massed reporters. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted February 17, 2018 Share Posted February 17, 2018 We need more of these! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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