CFuller Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 Quote Bambini: This is a disgrace! I should have won that award! This is homophobia and xenophobia at its worst! Oh. Hello there, Chris. What did they kick you out for? Toilet-based humour. Apparently, I'm the worst thing to happen to comedy since Frankie Boyle. Did Kyle Cain just win Best Story Character? Oh, that is brilliant! Well done, Kyle, and well done, tenthreeleader! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WLKRAS Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 Well done 10-3, takes a great writer to make a great character and an even better one to keep winning it over and over Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark wilson27 Posted October 9, 2016 Author Share Posted October 9, 2016 Just now, copperhorse21 said: Let me guess, you'll hold onto his award too? Congrats to 10-3 for Kyle Cain. Of course it would be rude for me not too Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WLKRAS Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 8 minutes ago, WLKRAS said: BetSam going 10/3 that Wilson manages to keep hold of all the awards Best price on this is now 11/4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark wilson27 Posted October 9, 2016 Author Share Posted October 9, 2016 Next award up for grabs is for the Best International Story of the year and the nominees are as follows: Jeux Sans Frontieres CFuller This is England FM15 (An International Story) mark wilson27 The final game (SHORT STORY) TheEarl Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
copperhorse21 Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 I want in on the 11/4. Can I leverage it against my investment in Swansea City because my compatriot, Bob Bradley, great guy, let me tell you. Spent a lot of time in my signature venue Trump Tower. Have I told you he was from New Jersey...he kept a low profile, but he was a shark at my Atlantic City property...Taj Mahal. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark wilson27 Posted October 9, 2016 Author Share Posted October 9, 2016 And the winner by an International mile (sorry I'll get my coat then) is CFuller and his brilliantly written Juex Sans Frontieres Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CFuller Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 (Sneaks back in nonchalantly, quietly singing an Al Green song) I'm... I'm so in love with you, Whatever you want to do, Is all right with me... Oh, wait, I WON? Hang on, let me just sort out my acceptance speech... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WLKRAS Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 Well done CF, well deserved Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark wilson27 Posted October 9, 2016 Author Share Posted October 9, 2016 This was by far the most one sided vote in this years awards CFuller and I'm not surprised Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
copperhorse21 Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 Woo hoo...or is that Boo hoo. As I just lost my newly placed bet for 7 Million American Dollars. Have I told you what I was worth? That's right 9 Billiion, if you ask me. If you ask the accountants, it's only 4.5 Billion. Who even knows? I don't. I don't care either. Losing 7 Million is nothing. Especially if I win the election. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark wilson27 Posted October 9, 2016 Author Share Posted October 9, 2016 Now we have the next award as we find out who has won the Best Rest of the World Story The nominee's are as follows Peter Banalik – Metamorphosis edtheguy Pontin's, Kwik Save... and Bastion Gardens EvilDave Where's Williams? Life after Prestatyn EvilDave A Continent From The Couch – Euro 2020 In The Media EvilDave A Russian Revelation EvilDave Tina's Rising Saints Gavrenwick Anglesey (FM 14) Greyfriars Bobby [FM'16] The Fixer neilhoskins77 [FM16] The Americans tenthreeleader A hometown hero Terk Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WLKRAS Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 Just now, copperhorse21 said: Woo hoo...or is that Boo hoo. As I just lost my newly placed bet for 7 Million American Dollars. Have I told you what I was worth? That's right 9 Billiion, if you ask me. If you ask the accountants, it's only 4.5 Billion. Who even knows? I don't. I don't care either. Losing 7 Million is nothing. Especially if I win the election. Thank you for your contribution to Sam's retirement fund Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CFuller Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 Ahem. Wow. Thank you for this Best International Story award. There are so many people I'd like to thank - Gio Bambini, Marco Sepe (God rest his soul), Yolandi Veltman, Ruslan Sayfutdinov, and the two thousand, three hundred... (Spots disapproving looks in audience) ...okay, I'll scrap that one. And also, thanks to you all for your continued support. P.S. Whatever you do, my fellow Americans (because that's apparently what I am now), PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE vote for Hillary Clinton next month. The whole of humanity depends on it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark wilson27 Posted October 9, 2016 Author Share Posted October 9, 2016 Just now, WLKRAS said: Thank you for your contribution to Sam's retirement fund Stuff Sam's what about mine Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CFuller Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 Look what I won, Gio! Quote Bambini: YOINK! What the f... Quote Bambini: This will make up for not winning the Nobel Peace Prize. Everyone at FIFA can sleep happily tonight, knowing that they have got the award they truly deserve. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark wilson27 Posted October 9, 2016 Author Share Posted October 9, 2016 And the winner is EvilDave and Pontin's, Kwik Save... and Bastion Gardens Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
copperhorse21 Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 1 minute ago, CFuller said: P.S. Whatever you do, my fellow Americans (because that's apparently what I am now), PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE vote for Hillary Clinton next month. The whole of humanity depends on it. Hey...citizenship papers mean nothing in this country anymore. Just ask Obama. If I want you to be an American, you are. Have I told you that my kids played with Putin's? Great guy! Down to earth. A guy one can look up to...wait...that would be me again because I'm taller...and I run Miss Universe. I'm a winner! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark wilson27 Posted October 9, 2016 Author Share Posted October 9, 2016 Well done Dave another excellent piece of work from yourself. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CFuller Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 Another truly deserved victory for EvilDave, and for Owain Williams. Neal Ardley must be livid (well, to some extent). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
copperhorse21 Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 I am glad EvilDave is around. Congratulations! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark wilson27 Posted October 9, 2016 Author Share Posted October 9, 2016 Right gentlemen before we move onto the Best English Story Award we will do a couple of non story awards The first of which will be the Most Missed FMS'er of the Year... This award goes to the writer that has been missed by your lot over the last year. I must say this year quite a lot of old forum members have been mentioned and it would be great for some of these writers to come back Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CFuller Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 3 minutes ago, copperhorse21 said: Hey...citizenship papers mean nothing in this country anymore. Just ask Obama. If I want you to be an American, you are. Have I told you that my kids played with Putin's? Great guy! Down to earth. A guy one can look up to...wait...that would be me again because I'm taller...and I run Miss Universe. I'm a winner! Because of you, Mr Drumpf, everybody will soon end up like the late, great David Bowie - afraid of Americans. #MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain (If you're reading this, 10-3, I can only apologise.) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark wilson27 Posted October 9, 2016 Author Share Posted October 9, 2016 This years Most Missed FMS'er of the Year goes to BobBev. If anyone hasn't heard of this fine gentlemens work please go the FMS Archives and find his work Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
copperhorse21 Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 CFuller...(not as DDrumpf....) You are hilarious. Where do you find this stuff so fast? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WLKRAS Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 Oh yes, good shout that. Bob should come back Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
copperhorse21 Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 Just now, WLKRAS said: Oh yes, good shout that. Bob should come back BobBev? Agreed! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CFuller Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 We all miss Bobev... and perhaps we miss BobBev even more. European Soccer Weekly was the first FM Story that really got me hooked on this forum. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark wilson27 Posted October 9, 2016 Author Share Posted October 9, 2016 Now it's time for the Funniest Writer of the Year. This award was requested by a few to come back last year. So which writer has made you chuckle throughout the year. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CFuller Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 2 minutes ago, copperhorse21 said: CFuller...(not as DDrumpf....) You are hilarious. Where do you find this stuff so fast? I'm a big music fan. Songs are like innuendos to me. Give me any situation, and I can probably make a song-based quip about it. Oh, and I quite like John Oliver. I'm left-wing when it comes to US politics, which is quite odd coming from a right-wing Brit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark wilson27 Posted October 9, 2016 Author Share Posted October 9, 2016 1 minute ago, CFuller said: We all miss Bobev... and perhaps we miss BobBev even more. European Soccer Weekly was the first FM Story that really got me hooked on this forum. Sorted oooppppsss . I'm going to get sacked at this rate Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CFuller Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 Just now, mark wilson27 said: Sorted oooppppsss . I'm going to get sacked at this rate BOO! Bring back 10-3! He would never make these sorts of mistakes! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark wilson27 Posted October 9, 2016 Author Share Posted October 9, 2016 Just now, CFuller said: BOO! Bring back 10-3! He would never make these sorts of mistakes! I fully agree with you Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark wilson27 Posted October 9, 2016 Author Share Posted October 9, 2016 Anyway I'll try and spell the winners name right this time. The winner goes to mark wilson27 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark wilson27 Posted October 9, 2016 Author Share Posted October 9, 2016 I would like to say I haven't got a clue how I managed to win this one, but I grateful for all the votes.. Thankyou guys Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WLKRAS Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 Fix! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CFuller Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 To be honest, there wasn't anyone else who could've won that award in my view. You were the only one who stood out as being particularly funny, Mark. (No disrespect to anyone else.) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
copperhorse21 Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 Dammit...another award...at this rate, I'll lose the election and end up driving trucks (lorries) for a living. I miss 10-3 hosting...can we hold an election right now for him as being most missed? Actually, congrats to our host...That's right...I know a winner when I see them! I latch on and ride coattails to the top. That's why I dumped the Apprentice. I knew Shark Tank would be bigger...and better... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark wilson27 Posted October 9, 2016 Author Share Posted October 9, 2016 Right the final member award for now is for the Newcomer of the Year The nominees are as follows: edtheguy ChileanRanger jdoyle9293 gibbo11 forameuss git2thachoppa kernunos Mr Demus TheEarl Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark wilson27 Posted October 9, 2016 Author Share Posted October 9, 2016 1 minute ago, copperhorse21 said: Dammit...another award...at this rate, I'll lose the election and end up driving trucks (lorries) for a living. I miss 10-3 hosting...can we hold an election right now for him as being most missed? Actually, congrats to our host...That's right...I know a winner when I see them! I latch on and ride coattails to the top. That's why I dumped the Apprentice. I knew Shark Tank would be bigger...and better... Well I'll need someone to ferry me around on the victory tour Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
copperhorse21 Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 how will mark willson27 (spelling correct ) find a way to win this award? His pseudonym must be....wait for it... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark wilson27 Posted October 9, 2016 Author Share Posted October 9, 2016 Just now, copperhorse21 said: how will markwillson (spelling correct ) find a way to win this award? I have my ways sir, Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WLKRAS Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 Just now, mark wilson27 said: I have my ways sir, Alias! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark wilson27 Posted October 9, 2016 Author Share Posted October 9, 2016 And this one was another ding dong battle with the eventual winner being edtheguy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark wilson27 Posted October 9, 2016 Author Share Posted October 9, 2016 Well done edtheguy, will be looking forward to more work from you Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CFuller Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 Top work, Ed. Hoping to see you here for some time to come. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
copperhorse21 Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 Congratulations edtheguy! Honestly, it's great to win Newcomer of the Year. Not that I would know because 10-3 won it when I was a Newcomer. Don't let the pressure get to you like the American writer Harper Lee. We hope to see more from you in the future. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark wilson27 Posted October 9, 2016 Author Share Posted October 9, 2016 1 minute ago, WLKRAS said: Alias! I couldn't possibly comment without the risk of Neil kicking me out for good Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WLKRAS Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 Well done edtheguy, best award to win, cause you're only eligible for it once Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
copperhorse21 Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 Speech...edtheguy...speech....no lurking...that's giamini's job...giovanni...whatever....gio bambini Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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