The Manchester United thread 2006/2007 - featuring BBB leaving early

[Post Monkeh]

Cronaldo more likely to break hymens than hearts tbh

[Confused Clarity]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by James07?:

what a shambolic abortion of a title, first post and thread so far.

you're all scum. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Just because you don't want to upset Mark and he cuts off your special privileges.

[DeafParrot]

We're moving in with you. We've been forced to flee our thread by sh*t mods and users.

[Nick OGS20]

Nah, not happening.

The words 'we're moving in with you' from the mouths of scousers would be enough to drive BBB to arson.

[DeafParrot]

np, we won our battle

[Daaaaave]

users trying too hard. so pathetic to see.

[Mika]

You're in here all the time anyway.

[Daaaaave]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Mika:

You're in here all the time anyway. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

he gets noticed in here, which makes a change from being just another bandwagoning face in the crowd in the holocaust thread

[DeafParrot]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Daaaaave:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Mika:

You're in here all the time anyway. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

he gets noticed in here, which makes a change from being just another bandwagoning face in the crowd in the holocaust thread </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

lolz

[Argel]

What a god awful title

[Nick OGS20]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Gregg Carter:

I didnt think i could hate somebody i loved so much any more than i already did

The guy may be a despicable little knobjockey but he's an absolutely brilliant footballer.

It's great news for Wales too that one of our best players will be playing regular champions league football

So, while i hate you lot, i hope Bellamy is sensational for you </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Gregg Carter:

I think he's brilliant as a Welsh football fan, thats more important to me than Manchester United, I'm glad he's playing for you because he's top class and the more top class players we have playing for top class sides the better.

</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

SHAME, OH THE SHAME

[Mika]

Farce

Club > Country

Always.

[Mika]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">

[18] Guardian on Ribery

Thursday, June 22, 2006

'Manchester United and Arsenal have failed in their attempts to persuade Franck Ribéry to become a Premiership player. Alhough the France international wants a transfer from Marseille - who are ardently resisting it - he will not go to England. Instead he will seek to engineer a move to the French champions Lyon, who have been in dispute with Marseille over him. "I wish to stay in France for two or three more seasons," said the 23-year-old. "For the wellbeing of my family and to play at the highest level, Lyon represents the ideal club for that. The challenge they offer me is more than interesting. Lyon is clearly my priority for next season." </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

[foobR]

thread title causing OUTRAGE, just as i had hoped

[Keyser]

That title is as funny as a BBB scouse anecdote. Utter gash.

[foobR]

who said it was meant to be funny

[Mika]

Anything with bloody Ronaldo's name in was always going to annoy me

[Mika]

Ok to try and get the thread going, five things you're hoping for this season.

[pjburrage]

A Trophy

A Midfield

Less Queiroz timkering

Better European Campaign

A more optimistic Mika

[ACou2000]

A good midfield line-up.

Better CL run.

Keeping Ruud and seeing him score another 20.

Win one of the "big 3" trophies.

O'Shea returning to greatness.

In that order.

[Keyser]

1. 6 points against Liverpoo & Man Shitteh

2. Ronaldo to man up and be consistent

3. John O'Shea & Ryan Giggs to make 0 appearances in midfield

4. Better ECL performance and EPL performances against crap opposition

5. Fergie to announce retirement at end of season

[foobR]

Fletcher dying

O'Shea dying

Three awesome midfielders

Two decent cups

Ruud staying

[Mika]

I forgot mine:

At least two new central midfielders

Keeping Ruud

Better CL Run

Park being given the recognition he deserves

Ronaldo performing before January

[Gambit]

Ah geez

[Keyser]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by foobR:

who said it was meant to be funny </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

then what the hell is supposed to be since Vidic is a flid and cronaldo is fugly?

[Nick OGS20]

Torres signing

Midfielders signing

Ole scoring the winner in the CL final, then retiring in an emotional post-game speech

Fergie following suit (minus the goalscoring bit)

20 goals from the ginger prince

[Anonymous User]

Premier League Champions.

Champions' League Champions.

FA Cup Champions.

League Cup Champions.

Ruud Van Nistelrooij to stay and score the most goals again.

oh. and a proper midfielder or two, please.

[Nick OGS20]

Vidic is a flid now? blasphemer

[foobR]

flid?

what?

what?

NVifffffffffffffffffffffb and will DESTROY YOU

+

http://www.times.spb.ru/index.php?action_id=2&story_id=17936

the gays KNOW

[Barry Cartman]

1. Ignore Keyser's no.1

2. Sign Petit

3. Glazier being healthy

4. Lots of Ronaldo tears

5. More Carling Cup success

Nice to see that your fans can come into the thread and learn about the club they 'support' with the opening post

[foobR]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Eric Cartman:

Nice to see that your fans can come into the thread and learn about the club they 'support' with the opening post </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ahhh so that explains why your opening post is empty, you have no history to learn

Makes sense now

[Nick OGS20]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Eric Cartman:

1. Ignore Keyser's no.1

2. Sign Petit

3. Glazier being healthy

4. Lots of Ronaldo tears

5. More Carling Cup success

Nice to see that your fans can come into the thread and learn about the club they 'support' with the opening post </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Detailed history of club > tiny post containing nothing of substance

Although in the Citeh thread, they may well be one and the same

[Keyser]

flid was harsh, failed to find an alternative. I note with interest that you didn't disagree with the Cronaldo one

Vidic just isn't scary, sorry

[ACou2000]

Stunner :*)

[Barry Cartman]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Keyser:

Vidic just isn't scary, sorry </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Anyone who looks like Will Young can't be considered hard

Unless your John O'Shea

[Barry Cartman]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Nick OGS20?:

Detailed history of club > tiny post containing nothing of substance

Although in the Citeh thread, they may well be one and the same </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yeah my opening post was awful, thats where Phil comes in

[Anonymous User]

1. Glazer decides "soccer" detrimental to his health, pulls out paving way for fans to take over club.

2. Abramovich pulls out of Chelsea, decides to match Bill Gates' philantrophy.

3. Ferguson retires after winning us the quadruple (Ok, a double will suffice - please include the CL).

4. Queiroz retires as well.

5. Ruud to stay.

ok... i'm a little sorry i made a second list

[James07?]

1. Blaine to return to OT on his terms

2. A ticker for Arsenal away

3. A proper champions league run and a decent away trip*

4. Gregg Carter to log off and never come back

5. 2 or 3 interesting new faces in the team

*dortmund please (have they even qualified?)

[Mika]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content"> 1. (1.) FC Bayern München 34 22 9 3 67 : 32 35 75

2. (3.) SV Werder Bremen 34 21 7 6 79 : 37 42 70

3. (2.) Hamburger SV 34 21 5 8 53 : 30 23 68

4. (4.) FC Schalke 04 34 16 13 5 47 : 31 16 61

5. (5.) Bayer 04 Leverkusen 34 14 10 10 64 : 49 15 52

6. (6.) Hertha BSC Berlin 34 12 12 10 52 : 48 4 48

7. (7.) Borussia Dortmund 34 11 13 10 45 : 42 3 46 </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

[BBB]

1. A decent CL run

2. A fffffffffb Euro away, Prague would be awesome

3. A double over the scouse scum

4. 3 half decent signings

5. Fletch not to be a regular

ta

[AndyPolack]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Mika:

Ok to try and get the thread going, five things you're hoping for this season. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

hahahaha, you really are DP.

[James07?]

balls

aye, prague again would be good.

(I really don't want this house )

[Mika]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by AndyPolack:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Mika:

Ok to try and get the thread going, five things you're hoping for this season. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

hahahaha, you really are DP. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'm not that fat

[DeafParrot]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by AndyPolack:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Mika:

Ok to try and get the thread going, five things you're hoping for this season. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

hahahaha, you really are DP. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

[DeafParrot]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Mika:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by AndyPolack:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Mika:

Ok to try and get the thread going, five things you're hoping for this season. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

hahahaha, you really are DP. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'm not that fat </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

You're also not that good looking

[AndyPolack]

tbf, i don't know.

Maybe you give Keyser a run for his honey.

[Mika]

So glad I decided against a single '' now.

[BBB]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by James07?:

balls

aye, prague again would be good.

(I really don't want this house ) </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Come live with me and Nick?

[Keyser]

hahahaha yeah he'll love that

[James07?]

with the wife and kids.

on tap babysitting*

*Matt's pretty responsible and can handle the two of you.