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Season Review 2017-18:

Career to date:

[/b]Overall Career:

Games Played		177
Games Won		91
Goal Difference		+69
Win Ratio		51%
Total Earnings		£900,000
Average Annual Salary	£180,000
Honours			Promoted from South African National Division 1 (2014), South African Cup Winners (2015)
		MLS Supporters' Shield (2016), MLS Cup (2016), Coach of the Year (2016)
		French Cup Runners Up (2018)

Almere City (2013):

Games Played		13
Games Won		0
Goal Difference		-14
Win Ratio		0%
Weekly Salary		£1,000
Honours			None
League Position		5th when arrived, 17th when left, 13th at season end

Chippa United (2013-2015):

Games Played		57
Games Won		31
Goal Difference		+39
Win Ratio		54%
Weekly Salary		£1,100
Honours			Promoted (2014), SA Cup Winners (2015)
League Position		2013-14: 	13th when arrived, 3rd at season end (Promoted through playoffs)
		2014-15: 	10th

FC Dallas (2016-2017):

Games Played		51
Games Won		27
Goal Difference		+23
Win Percentage		53%
Weekly Salary		Initially £2,500 then £5,000 on new contract
Honours			MLS Supporters' Shield (2016), MLS Cup (2016), Coach of the Year (2016)
League Position		2016:		1st (and won playoffs)
		2017:		Left after 11 games with the team 6th

SC Bastia (2017 -):

Games Played		47
Games Won		27
Goal Difference		+16
Win Percentage		57%
Weekly Salary		£9,000
Honours			French Cup Runners Up
League Position		2016-17:	12th when arrived, 12th at season end (2 games)
		2017-18:	2nd (Champions League Qualification)

The Congo (2017 -):

Games Played		9
Games Won		6
Goal Difference		5
Win Percentage		66%
Weekly Salary		£300
Honours			Qualification for 2018 World Cup

World Ranking		41st (95th when arrived)[b]

Ligue 1:

A storming end to the season allowed us to comfortably take second from a faltering Olympique Lyonnais. I think this may be my best achievement to date, barring perhaps that insane run with Chippa in my first season there.


PSG won the league very comfortably, but the big surprise was the complete failure of last year's champions to challenge. As expected, Monaco sacked Leonid ****skiy, and offered me an interview. I went along for the ride, but was rejected after asking for a transfer budge significantly larger than the £22,000 promised. Good luck to Dan Petrescu, I say! They just about sneaked into Europe, alongside Marseille and Montpellier.

I can't pretend not enjoying seeing our rivals relegated, particularly after we dropped more points against them than against anyone else in the division bar PSG, so good riddance AC Ajaccio!

Coupe de La Ligue:

A very disappointing 1-0 defeat to non-league LEMANS FC saw us crash out at the first hurdle. And there were no real surprises, as PSG lifted the trophy, beating Toulouse in the final.

French Cup:

As disappointing as the Coupe de la Ligue, but for completely different reasons! A stunning run to the final saw us dispatch Valenciennes, Ajaccio, Stade Brestois, Havre Athletic and AS Monaco before that last minute heartbreak against ten man PSG. Fair play to Laurent Blanc though, you can't argue with a domestic treble!

The Squad: Awards 2017-18:

Highest ever Ligue 1 finish for SC Bastia (previous best was 3rd in 1977-78)

Champions League Qualification

French Cup Runners Up

Top Goalscorer: Luc Castaignos (13)

Most Assists: David Simao (15, also the most in Ligue 1)

Player of the Year: Julio (Average Rating 7.28)

Most Clean Sheets: Jasper Cillessen (13, one behind the top keeper despite only playing 24 league games!)

Former Club Watch:

FC Dallas are currently struggling somewhat in the MLS, languishing down in tenth. That being said, last season without me they did manage to return to the MLS Cup Final, losing to Toronto FC on penalties. Rene Adler, the veteran German keeper, has joined them, and they've managed to avoid losing too many key players, but need to pick up form soon!

My replacement at Chippa United, Cavin Johnson, is doing a really solid job - they finished this season a very respectable 6th in the Premiership, and are really establishing themselves in the top flight. That being said, he's replaced almost my entire squad!

Almere City are still where they belong, out in Dutch non-league football!!!

That'll do for now, transfer window report & squad analysis to come, but not before we have a trip to Russia with the Congo!

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World Cup 2018 Preview

We go to the World Cup with very little hope of achieving anything notable - it is The Congo's first visit to the tournament, and the media reckon that, at 200-1, we'll do well to keep the results respectable. That being said, I can certainly see us beating Bahrain, and we may be able to give the Czechs a bit of a scare too...

We face Bahrain first, then Germany, and then the Czech Republic in what I expect to be the face-off for second place.

The Squad:


Christoffer Mafoumbi will be first choice, with Destin Onka as backup, and no third keeper as apparently none exist :) Mafoumbi is the backup keeper for Lens in Ligue 1, and played just 8 games last season.


Christopher Samba is the clear standout player in the squad, and I would rate his central defensive partner, Prince Oniangue of Saudi Arabian club Al-Ahli as second best. Beyond that, Fabrice N'Sakala at PSV and Beranger Itoua of Sundowns are a good pair of full backs. Beyond that, there isn't much, besides 20 year old Morgan Poaty, who can also play on the left wing.


Delvin Ndinga will play the holding role, with Christopher Missilou and Amine Linganzi in front of him. Again, very little quality squad depth here, just padding to make up the numbers.


Dzon Delarge is first choice on the right, and Francis Litsingi on the left, although he can also play up front. There's a bit of a running theme here - beyond the first team there is very little.


Fode Dore (currently without a club) and Dolan Bahamboula are the options here. Neither is particularly exciting, so I'll probably use Litsingi here and Poaty on the left wing.

The strategy is the same as always: defend well, and break very very quickly. On to the first game...

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Just followed.. excellent job at Bastia and with FC Dallas... really looking forward to your World Cup campaign with Congo, Les Diables Rouge!!

You couldn't find any quality dual-nationals to join the Congolese set-up?? Thats usually the only way I can get by managing an African side.

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An absolutely wonderful season with Bastia there and good luck with the WC!

Thanks - it's going far better than I expected!

Just followed.. excellent job at Bastia and with FC Dallas... really looking forward to your World Cup campaign with Congo, Les Diables Rouge!!

You couldn't find any quality dual-nationals to join the Congolese set-up?? Thats usually the only way I can get by managing an African side.

I haven't really tried to be honest, just doing the best to make the most of the little that I've got!

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Round I: Congo vs Bahrain / Germany vs Czech Republic

So the other game was played before us, and we hoped that Germany would steamroller the Czechs. Unfortunately, it wasn't to be, and the 0-0 draw wasn't exactly ideal for us!

Congo 2 - 0 Bahrain (Litsingi 52, Delarge 78)

Now, my rapid counterattacking approach was unlikely to work against a team that were actually worse than we were! I tried it nevertheless, and when the game got to half time without a single chance for either side, I thought I better change something! Creating a new formation & tactic at the interval was a bit of a brave move, but the switch to a more patient, possession-based game paid dividends. N'Sakala's through ball found Litsingi not long after half time to give us the lead, and we caught them on the break to seal the win.

Top of the group after round one, and the Congo fans were ecstatic!

Round II: Congo vs Germany / Bahrain vs Czech Republic

Again, we would play second, and the plucky Bahrainians upped their game and grabbed a 1-1 draw against the Czechs! This meant that a win would see us through as group winners with a game to spare. Just the small matter of the Germans to get past though!

Congo 2 - 5 Germany (N'Sakala pen 10, Linganzi 71)

And their class showed! As always against the bigger sides, the plan was to soak up pressure and break quickly, but that had to be put on ice after we conceded 3 minutes in. N'Sakala picked himself up to score from the spot to get us back level shortly afterwards, but three unanswered goals meant that we went into the break 4-1 down. We picked up, and probably shaded the second half, with a goal from Linganzi swiftly cancelled out by Beyer, but 5-2 meant that we weren't heading through just yet.

Round III: Congo vs Czech Republic / Bahrain vs Germany

Barring a narrow win for the Bahrainis over Germany, we knew that a draw against the Czechs would see us through, but it would be a tough game.

Congo 0 - 2 Czech Republic

And here ends our World Cup adventure, and my time with the Congo - we'd already been eliminated from ACON 2019 qualification before I arrived, and I don't fancy sticking around another three years! We were outclasssed, actually more so than against the Germans; we managed just one shot on Petr Cech's goal, and that was pretty tame. A goal either side of half time sealed our fate, and I tendered my resignation as the team got on the plane back home.

Still, I'd taken Congo to the World Cup for the first time in their history, and won their first game there. We also ended up in 34th in the world rankings, an all time high. On to the hunt for the next international job, but first, the rest of the World Cup:


There were relatively few surprises in the group stages - Belgium finishing third behind Brazil, and more shockingly, Tunisia was a shock, but Spain missing out to Colombia and the USA was the real talking point.

Tunisia continued their spectacular performance in Round 2, knocking out the Germans with a 1-0 win, and Italy saw off Argentina in the highest profile tie of the round.

In the quarter finals, Croatia sent Brazil home on penalties, as did Colombia to Italy. England required extra time to get past plucky Tunisia, and Holland overcame Portugal.

The semi finals saw Columbia and England edge out Croatia and Holland respectively, but the final was much more one sided - two goals from player of the tournament Leighton Baines and another before half time from Tom Ince saw England clinch their second World Cup in a row!

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Apologies for the delay, people - I've been travelling for work and have had sod all time to play or write... Back in business now though!

Pre-season Update - SC Bastia 2018/19​:


As you can see, I've managed to get all of my business wrapped up pretty quickly. The first aim was to ship out as much of the dross as I could to free up some cash in the wage budget. The board had pushed it up slightly, as well as giving me about £7.5m for transfers, but it was good to lose the deadwood.

With regards to players coming in, I started with wing backs - we were short there last season, and particularly given the departure of Palmieri we needed backup. Gaetan Bong and Rafa arrived on free transfers and should provide decent competition for Oueslati and Roussilon.

Another area of focus was up top - Koita and Ba had left, so Castaignos was our only remaining striker. Moussa Sanoh was one for the future, and would hopefully go out on loan, and Stipe Perica would be third choice. Klaas-Jan Huntelaar provided some much needed experience at the top level, and I hoped he could still deliver at the ripe old age of 34.

Continuing the theme of top level experience, Gokhan Inler came in cheaply from Napoli to bolster the centre of midfield. He would rotate with Takaki Miki, whose loan I had managed to renew for another season. Young Portuguese Belinha also came in as backup - he can play CM or AM.

And last of all, we had a couple of centre backs. Both young players, Ivo Smolcic and Saverio Madrigali will be backup to the incumbent triumverate that we have, but should be able to fill in more than adequately if necessary.

I'm fairly happy with the squad that we've got now - it's bulked out enough so that we shouldn't have too much of a problem coping with the demands of the Champions League as well as Ligue 1. First of all, however, we face PSG in the Champions Trophy, what with being runners up to them in both the league and cup...

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August 2018

Champions Trophy: Paris Saint-Germain 1 - 0 SC Bastia

Disappointing start to the new season - PSG still seem comfortably better than us, and we didn't even manage a shot on target the entire game. That being said, it took them until the 86th minute to get the breakthrough, with substitute Saul firing in at the back post - when you can bring on a substitute who was signed for more than my entire team, you should be able to beat me!

SC Bastia 2 - 0 Olympique de Marseille (Castaignos 9, Ilori 35)

Tough first fixture to kick off the season proper - Marseille had looked like they'd challenge me for the CL spot for most of last season, before dramatically falling away over the last couple of months. We played really well though, Castaignos gave us an early lead after some superb build up play from Ruiz and Mallorca, and Ilori made it comfortable with a header from a corner. We eased off after that, and despite OM dominating possession they could only manage a few desultory long range efforts.

SC Bastia 3 - 2 AS Monaco (Mallorca 12, OG 33, 67)

Much more comfortable than the scoreline suggests - their second was with the last kick of the game and we never looked in danger of losing after Falcao's own goal made it 2-0. Mallorca's opener, a low drive from 25 yards, would go on to win the goal of the month award.

Racing Club de Lens 0 - 3 SC Bastia (Mallorca 7, Castaignos 16, Miki 51)

Easy-peasy - the game was wrapped up as soon as Castaignos fired in at the near post. The keeper should've saved that one, as well as Miki's effort, and really cost his team any chance of getting anything at all.

So the perfect month in the league - I wasn't top (as other clubs have played a couple of games more than us for some reason), but after PSG had a shock defeat at Havre we were the only side with a 100% record!

Oh, and the small matter of the Champions League draw - we did rather well, given we were in the 4th pot of seeds. Victoria Plzen had disposed of Lyon in the qualifiers, so we need to be a bit careful of them, but they've never got out of the group stages before. Last year's champions CSKA Moscow will be a trickier test, and Tottenham will be tough too, but not insurmountable.

And despite saying I'd finished my transfer business before the season started, when an agent popped up with this offer, I just couldn't resist!


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September 2018

SC Bastia 1 - 0 OGC Nice (Annan 70)

We've now got to the stage where teams are very scared of coming to the Furiani, and really sitting back and keeping things tight. This makes it kinda difficulty, as we have much less space to work in. Nice frustrated us for most of the game, but we snatched the breakthrough late on, a perfectly weighted free kick emphatically headed home by Anthony Annan for his first goal for Bastia.

Olympique Lyonnais 2 - 1 SC Bastia (Castaignos pen 43)

The end of the perfect start to the league, and well deserved it was too - despite us taking the lead just before half time and holding it for a good half an hour, Lyon were still the better side. Fabregas made his full debut, winning the penalty before giving away one, and the sucker punch came in the 86th minute when Johansen headed home from a corner.

Dijon FCO 1 - 1 SC Bastia (Ilori 25)

Another disappointing performance, and a really dull game. Ilori gave us the lead from another corner (yet the board are still angry with me for not scoring enough from set pieces), but we couldn't keep up our concentration and conceded in first half stoppage time. The second half was, quite simply, turgid.

Champions League Group C: CSKA Moscow 0 - 1 SC Bastia (Smolcic 55)

Our first ever game in the Champions League, and we were tasked with going away to the reigning champions having not won either of our two games. I was not hugely confident, but we were fantastic; soaking up the CSKA pressure with very little difficulty and creating a fair few chances of our own. Smolcic scored his first for the club on debut, hammering home after CSKA failed to clear a corner and it put us in a very strong position to progress.

SC Bastia 1 - 0 Havre Athletic Club (Huntelaar 67)

Much more comfortable than the scoreline suggests; Havre didn't manage a shot on target and we peppered their goal. It was somewhat disappointing that we only scored from a misplaced backpass, but Huntelaar belied his age by sprinting through and effortlessly rounding the keeper before slotting home.

AS Nancy Lorraine 1 - 2 SC Bastia (Ruiz 9, Castaignos 46)

Another comfortable win - Nancy's goal came in stoppage time - and after Ruiz's low drive inside the first 10 we were firmly in control. Castaignos wrapped things up just after some half time, taking advantage of some shoddy defending, and we lapsed again at the end of the game.

SC Bastia 4 - 1 AJ Auxerre (Simao 19, Castaignos 46, Julio 54, Ilori 79)

Finally a game where we turn our dominance into goals! Simao, on his return from injury, scored a stunning free kick, and Castaignos doubled our lead before Auxerre had had a touch of the ball following half time. Julio and Ilori took full advantage of a lack of height in the Auxerre ranks, and we frustratingly conceded late again.


Well, a busy month, and a very successful one! We take advantage of some lacklustre displays from PSG to top the league, with a surprise challenge from Montpellier. Also, an excellent introduction to European football with a splendid win in Moscow

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October 2018

Champions League Group C: SC Bastia 1 - 1 Tottenham Hotspur (Castaignos 34)

A nervy performance from us, and in truth we were very lucky to get a point; just 36% of possession at home is not exactly ideal. We did go into the break ahead - Mauro Mallorca played a sublime through ball for Castaignos to slide past Lloris into the far corner - but had clearly been second best. Spurs finally equalised through Danny Welbeck on the hour mark, and we were holding on until the final whistle. A great point though, and the other result meant that we were top of the group after 2 games.

Tours FC 0 - 1 SC Bastia (Huntelaar pen 14)

We're getting quite good at these tedious games... We took the lead through a pretty clear cut penalty, and from then on it was plain sailing. Tours didn't muster a single decent shot on goal, and our task was made easier when Herelle was booked twice in 5 minutes to give us the last 15 minutes against ten men.

SC Bastia 1 - 0 En Avant de Guingamp (Huntelaar 86)

We banged on the door all evening, and came very close to dropping points here. Guingamp defended resolutely, and were only broken with five minutes to go by Huntelaar, who kept his cool to slot into the bottom right corner when one on one with the keeper. Despite it taking so much longer to score, I was much happier with this performance.

Champions League Group C: SC Bastia 2 - 1 Viktoria Plzen (Huntelaar 10, Ruiz 38)

Huntelaar kept up his good run by putting us into an early lead. And it was a carbon copy of that goal against Guingamp - Ruiz putting him through on goal for what is a bread and butter opportunity for a finisher of his calibre. And he made the goal for Ruiz as well, winning the ball back inside the opponent's half before sliding it in for Ruiz to finish from the angle. They got a consolation in stoppage time, but it was too little too late and we are favourites to qualify now.

FC Lorient 1 - 1 SC Bastia (Simao 26)

We fell behind early on to a goal from ex-Arsenal man Gilles Sunu, but Simao's pinpoint free kick got us back level pretty quickly. And that was how it stayed - the game was pretty even, and there were no more big chances for either side.

Another solid month, and we retain top spot in the league. I've only just noticed by looking at the stats, but we have a 100% record at home in the league which has been crucial. We are five points clear of Montpellier in 2nd at the moment (although they do have a game in hand) and six ahead of PSG. The only big blow is the loss of Cesc Fabregas, who won't play again until February after suffering from knee tendonitis.

And the Champions League is looking pretty healthy too...


A win in Plzen will guarantee that we're playing in Europe post January, and if Spurs can beat CSKA then that will secure CL football for us too!

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lol theres no way you will be able to manage Zimbabwe with the career you're currently having at Bastia. Could they afford you? :D

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