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The Commentators Curse: Volume 1 – The Battle of the ‘stans’ (Holiday / Sign Up

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First name: Herman

Last Name: EeWeet

Nickname (optional): Hermandinho

Nationality: Turkmenistan

2nd nationality: Portugese

Position: DM

5 stats at 20: Heading, Marking, Positioning, Passing, Teamwork

2 stats at 1: Corners, Free kicks

2 preferred moves: Winds up opponents, marks opponent tightly

Favoured club (optional): -

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by wisla_krakow:

Kyrgyzstan Data Card

Manager: Mark Lawrenson

Positions:

GK:Eric Sutton

GK:

DR:

DL:

DC:Proffesor Frink

DC:

DR/L/C: Ryan

DM: George Robson

MC: Bénj

AMR:Sam Taphouse

AML: El Loco Bartinho

MR/L: Salman Al-Dahash

AM/FC: Bill

ST: Alan

ST: Azeryk

ST: Freealdinho

Turkmenistan Data Card

Manager: David Pleat

Positions:

GK: Alvaro De Santiago

GK:

DR:

DL:

DC: Turkus Mendieta

DC:

DR/L/C:

DM: Hermandinho

MC: Tomaldinho

AMR: Luke Swinson

AML: Ulfinus Chaoconov

MR/L: Roberto Rossini

AM/FC: Abdullah Mohammed Ali Obeid

ST: Pablo Gonzaléz

ST: Stelios

ST:Selim Atas

I think that is it all fixed icon14.gif. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

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Damn, LibLibertine was first...

Let's make me a DC instead.

First name: Herman

Last Name: EeWeet

Nickname (optional): Hermandinho

Nationality: Turkmenistan

2nd nationality: Portugese

Position: DC

5 stats at 20: Heading, Marking, Positioning, Jumping, Teamwork

2 stats at 1: Corners, Free kicks

2 preferred moves: Winds up opponents, marks opponent tightly

Favoured club (optional): -

Turkmenistan Data Card

Manager: David Pleat

Positions:

GK: Alvaro De Santiago

GK:

DR:

DL:

DC: Turkus Mendieta

DC: Hermandinho

DR/L/C:

DM: J-Abdul Libertine

MC: Tomaldinho

AMR: Luke Swinson

AML: Ulfinus Chaoconov

MR/L: Roberto Rossini

AM/FC: Abdullah Mohammed Ali Obeid

ST: Pablo Gonzaléz

ST: Stelios

ST:Selim Atas

I think that is it all fixed icon14.gif.

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Fixing Golden Boy's second player.

Turkmenistan Data Card

Manager: David Pleat

Positions:

GK: Alvaro De Santiago

GK:

DR:

DL:

DC: Hermandinho

DC:

DR/L/C:

DM: J-Abdul Libertine

MC: Tomaldinho

AMR: Luke Swinson

AML: Ulfinus Chaoconov

MR/L: Roberto Rossini

AM/FC: Abdullah Mohammed Ali Obeid

ST: Pablo Gonzaléz

ST: Stelios

ST:Selim Atas

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Walcott's Wonderkids:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by The Golden boy:

First Name: Turkus

Last Name: Mendieta

Nickname (optional):

Nationality: Turkmenistan

2nd Nationality: Spanish, Turkish

Position: DC

5 stats at rating 20: Tackling, Heading, Marking, Jumping, Positioning

2 stats at rating 1: Aggression, Dirtiness

2 Preferred Moves (optional):

Favoured Club (one max please, optional): Middlesbrough

Turkmenistan Data Card

Manager: David Pleat

Positions:

GK: Alvaro De Santiago

GK:

DR:

DL:

DC: Turkus Mendieta

DC:

DR/L/C:

DM:

MC: Tomaldinho

AMR: Luke Swinson

AML: Ulfinus Chaoconov

MR/L: Roberto Rossini

AM/FC: Abdullah Mohammed Ali Obeid

ST: Pablo Gonzaléz

ST: Stelios

ST:Selim Atas </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Golden Boy, just noticed that this is your second player. As this sign-up hasn't been up and running for very long, would it be possible for me to hold back this player till say the end of tomorrow - its just that I would like as many different people to be a part of this sign up as possible.

Thanks for making the effort to put in a second player, icon14.gif it's very much appreciated and if there is still room by the end of tomorrow Mendieta can have his place icon_smile.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Fine on me WW. icon14.gif

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First name: Humphrey

Last Name: Koppers

Nickname (optional):

Nationality: Turkmenistan

2nd nationality: Dutch

Position: DL

5 stats at 20: Pace, Crossing, Positioning, Long shots, Dribbling

2 stats at 1: Throw ins, Free kicks

2 preferred moves: gets crowd going

Favoured club (optional): Ajax

Turkmenistan Data Card

Manager: David Pleat

Positions:

GK: Alvaro De Santiago

GK:

DR:

DL:Humphrey Koppers

DC: Turkus Mendieta

DC: Hermandinho

DR/L/C:

DM: J-Abdul Libertine

MC: Tomaldinho

AMR: Luke Swinson

AML: Ulfinus Chaoconov

MR/L: Roberto Rossini

AM/FC: Abdullah Mohammed Ali Obeid

ST: Pablo Gonzaléz

ST: Stelios

ST:Selim Atas

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Currently updating the database with some of the more recent sign ups. Done a bit of searching on the web and found some better versions of the Kyrgyzstan and Turkmenistan kits. (Credit to trefor at Goal-Kick forums)

Kyrgyzstan Home Kit

Kygryzstan Away Kit

Turkmenistan Home Kit

Turkmenistan Away Kit

I will repost these again once everyone has signed up when I do the player screenshots and the alike

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Kyrgyzstan Data Card

Manager: Mark Lawrenson

Positions:

GK:Eric Sutton

GK:

DR:

DL:

DC:Proffesor Frink

DC:

DR/L/C: Ryan

DM: George Robson

MC: Bénj

AMR:Sam Taphouse

AML: El Loco Bartinho

MR/L: Salman Al-Dahash

AM/FC: Bill

ST: Alan

ST: Azeryk

ST: Freealdinho

Turkmenistan Data Card

Manager: David Pleat

Positions:

GK: Alvaro De Santiago

GK:

DR:

DL: Humphrey Koppers

DC: Hermandinho

DC:

DR/L/C:

DM: J-Abdul Libertine

MC: Tomaldinho

AMR: Luke Swinson

AML: Ulfinus Chaoconov

MR/L: Roberto Rossini

AM/FC: Abdullah Mohammed Ali Obeid

ST: Pablo Gonzaléz

ST: Stelios

ST:Selim Atas

(Possible Golden Boy 2nd player: Turkus Mendieta)

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Sam00000000000001:

I could make a 2nd player if need be aswell. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Thanks for the offer icon14.gif

I think I will hold out for a bit longer for this sign up to fill up though - only got put up on the site lunchtime on Sunday.

Right so basically the 8 remaining spots left are for the defenders, not sure why they get left to last in every sign-up, everybody must want to be wannabe goalscorers icon_wink.gif

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Filling up well icon14.gif 'mon Kyrygrygrygyrygyrystan, must learn how to spell it.

A icon14.gif to the kits too.

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First name: samaras

Last Name: Taraldo

Nickname (optional):

Nationality: Turkmenistan

2nd nationality: Greek

Position: DL/r/c

5 stats at 20: tackling, positioning , anticipation, dribbling, heading

2 stats at 1: Throw ins, Free kicks

2 preferred moves: gets crowd going

Favoured club (optional): Man u

Turkmenistan Data Card

Manager: David Pleat

Positions:

GK: Alvaro De Santiago

GK:

DR:

DL:Humphrey Koppers

DC: Turkus Mendieta

DC: Hermandinho

DR/L/C: Samaras Taraldo

DM: J-Abdul Libertine

MC: Tomaldinho

AMR: Luke Swinson

AML: Ulfinus Chaoconov

MR/L: Roberto Rossini

AM/FC: Abdullah Mohammed Ali Obeid

ST: Pablo Gonzaléz

ST: Stelios

ST:Selim Atas

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First name: Ghoolbi

Last Name: Dumats

Nickname (optional):

Nationality: Turkmenistan

2nd nationality: Liechtenstein

Position: DR/MR

5 stats at 20: Tacking, Marking, Positioning, Heading, Long SHots

2 stats at 1: Long Throws, Corners

2 preferred moves: Marks opponents tightly, tries long shots

Favoured club (optional): DYnamo Kiev

Turkmenistan Data Card

Manager: David Pleat

Positions:

GK: Alvaro De Santiago

GK:

DR: Ghoolbi Dumats

DL:Humphrey Koppers

DC: Turkus Mendieta

DC: Hermandinho

DR/L/C: Samaras Taraldo

DM: J-Abdul Libertine

MC: Tomaldinho

AMR: Luke Swinson

AML: Ulfinus Chaoconov

MR/L: Roberto Rossini

AM/FC: Abdullah Mohammed Ali Obeid

ST: Pablo Gonzaléz

ST: Stelios

ST:Selim Atas

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The Turkmenistan shirt is sexy icon_wink.gif

Looking forward to this one starting up. Just wondering, what if anybody gets called up by their second nationality? Will they still have updates on them?

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Tomaldinho:

Looking forward to this one starting up. Just wondering, what if anybody gets called up by their second nationality? Will they still have updates on them? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Im guessing he will have us all declared for nation....or that would be the sensible thing to do anyway.

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First name: Jacariah

Last Name: Birkinaldo

Nickname (optional):

Nationality: Kyrgyzstan

2nd nationality: Luxembourger

Position: DC

5 stats at 20: tackling, positioning , anticipation, marking, heading

2 stats at 1: Throw ins, Free kicks

2 preferred moves: gets crowd going, marks opponents tightly

Favoured club (optional): Man u

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by LCFCtillidie:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Tomaldinho:

Looking forward to this one starting up. Just wondering, what if anybody gets called up by their second nationality? Will they still have updates on them? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Im guessing he will have us all declared for nation....or that would be the sensible thing to do anyway. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

That's exactly what I've done icon_smile.gificon14.gif

Oh and everbody was born in either the capital city of Kyrgyzstan / Turkmenistan as well, aren't you all lucky people!!

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First name: Chris

Last Name: Davidson

Nickname (optional): Davo

Nationality: Turkmenistan

2nd nationality: N Ireland

Position: DR

5 stats at 20:Tackling, Positioning, Crossing, Pace, Passing

2 stats at 1: Corners, Long Throws

2 preferred moves: Gets Crowd Going, Dives Into Tackles

Favoured club (optional): Nottingham Forest

Turkmenistan Data Card

Manager: David Pleat

Positions:

GK: Alvaro De Santiago

GK:

DR:Chris Davidson

DL:Humphrey Koppers

DC: Turkus Mendieta

DC: Hermandinho

DR/L/C: Samaras Taraldo

DM: J-Abdul Libertine

MC: Tomaldinho

AMR: Luke Swinson

AML: Ulfinus Chaoconov

MR/L: Roberto Rossini

AM/FC: Abdullah Mohammed Ali Obeid

ST: Pablo Gonzaléz

ST: Stelios

ST:Selim Atas

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Kyrgyzstan Data Card

Manager: Mark Lawrenson

Positions:

GK:Eric Sutton

GK:

DR:

DL:

DC: Proffesor Frink

DC: Jacariah Birkinaldo

DR/L/C: Ryan

DM: George Robson

MC: Bénj

AMR:Sam Taphouse

AML: El Loco Bartinho

MR/L: Salman Al-Dahash

AM/FC: Bill

ST: Alan

ST: Azeryk

ST: Freealdinho

Turkmenistan Data Card

Manager: David Pleat

Positions:

GK: Alvaro De Santiago

GK:

DR: Ghoolbi Dumats

DL:Humphrey Koppers

DC: Turkus Mendieta

DC: Hermandinho

DR/L/C: Samaras Taraldo

DM: J-Abdul Libertine

MC: Tomaldinho

AMR: Luke Swinson

AML: Ulfinus Chaoconov

MR/L: Roberto Rossini

AM/FC: Abdullah Mohammed Ali Obeid

ST: Pablo Gonzaléz

ST: Stelios

ST:Selim Atas

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by davo_nffc:

First name: Chris

Last Name: Davidson

Nickname (optional): Davo

Nationality: Turkmenistan

2nd nationality: N Ireland

Position: DR

5 stats at 20:Tackling, Positioning, Crossing, Pace, Passing

2 stats at 1: Corners, Long Throws

2 preferred moves: Gets Crowd Going, Dives Into Tackles

Favoured club (optional): Nottingham Forest

Turkmenistan Data Card

Manager: David Pleat

Positions:

GK: Alvaro De Santiago

GK:

DR:Chris Davidson

DL:Humphrey Koppers

DC: Turkus Mendieta

DC: Hermandinho

DR/L/C: Samaras Taraldo

DM: J-Abdul Libertine

MC: Tomaldinho

AMR: Luke Swinson

AML: Ulfinus Chaoconov

MR/L: Roberto Rossini

AM/FC: Abdullah Mohammed Ali Obeid

ST: Pablo Gonzaléz

ST: Stelios

ST:Selim Atas </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Fraid the RB slot was taken by Scott1990, you can have the RB slot for Kyrgyzstan if you don't mind switching teams?!

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Kyrgyzstan Data Card

Manager: Mark Lawrenson

Positions:

GK:Eric Sutton

GK:

DR: Chris Davidson

DL:

DC: Proffesor Frink

DC: Jacariah Birkinaldo

DR/L/C: Ryan

DM: George Robson

MC: Bénj

AMR:Sam Taphouse

AML: El Loco Bartinho

MR/L: Salman Al-Dahash

AM/FC: Bill

ST: Alan

ST: Azeryk

ST: Freealdinho

Turkmenistan Data Card

Manager: David Pleat

Positions:

GK: Alvaro De Santiago

GK:

DR: Ghoolbi Dumats

DL:Humphrey Koppers

DC: Turkus Mendieta

DC: Hermandinho

DR/L/C: Samaras Taraldo

DM: J-Abdul Libertine

MC: Tomaldinho

AMR: Luke Swinson

AML: Ulfinus Chaoconov

MR/L: Roberto Rossini

AM/FC: Abdullah Mohammed Ali Obeid

ST: Pablo Gonzaléz

ST: Stelios

ST:Selim Atas

3 spaces left - If someone takes the DL place for Kyrgyzstan (unless of course you want to be a GK) then I will create 2 players to take the 2nd GK spots for each team. Hopefully I can have this up and running by tonight then icon14.gif

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by you'll_never_walk_alone:

Do you want me to create the GK position for the turks, and someone can adopt the player later? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yeah why not, means I can then finish the database and get screenshots up for everyone this afternoon, so I can start proper this evening icon14.gif

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by inter milano:

reserve me a GK spot with turks ill post info later please </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yep, no worries - GK Turkmenistan place reserved

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turkmenistan Data Card

First Name: Fabiov

Last Name: Maldinov

Nickname (optional):

Nationality: turkmenstan

2nd Nationality: Italian

Position: gk

5 stats at rating 20:reflexs,handling,agility,balence,jumping

2 stats at rating 1: pace, Corners

2 Preferred Moves (optional): Gets Crowd Going,shoots with power

Favoured Club (one max please, optional): Inter Milan

Turkmenistan Data Card

Manager: David Pleat

Positions:

GK: Alvaro De Santiago

GK: Fabiov Maldinov

DR: Ghoolbi Dumats

DL:Humphrey Koppers

DC: Turkus Mendieta

DC: Hermandinho

DR/L/C: Samaras Taraldo

DM: J-Abdul Libertine

MC: Tomaldinho

AMR: Luke Swinson

AML: Ulfinus Chaoconov

MR/L: Roberto Rossini

AM/FC: Abdullah Mohammed Ali Obeid

ST: Pablo Gonzaléz

ST: Stelios

ST:Selim Atas

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Kyrgyzstan Data Card

First Name:Habib

Last Name:Halali

Nickname (optional):

Nationality: Kyrgyzstan

2nd Nationality:Australian

Positionicon_biggrin.gifL

5 stats at rating 20:Agression,Strength,Tackling,Free Kicks,Determination

2 stats at rating 1:Heading,Technique

2 Preferred Moves (optional):Hits free kicks with power,winds up opponents

Favoured Club (one max please, optional):Melbourne Victory

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Turkmenistan Data Card

Manager: David Pleat

Positions:

GK: Alvaro De Santiago

GK: Fabiov Maldinov

DR: Ghoolbi Dumats

DL:Humphrey Koppers

DC: Turkus Mendieta

DC: Hermandinho

DR/L/C: Samaras Taraldo

DM: J-Abdul Libertine

MC: Tomaldinho

AMR: Luke Swinson

AML: Ulfinus Chaoconov

MR/L: Roberto Rossini

AM/FC: Abdullah Mohammed Ali Obeid

ST: Pablo Gonzaléz

ST: Stelios

ST:Selim Atas

Full icon14.gif

Kyrgyzstan Data Card

Manager: Mark Lawrenson

Positions:

GK:Eric Sutton

GK:

DR: Chris Davidson

DL: Habib Halali

DC: Proffesor Frink

DC: Jacariah Birkinaldo

DR/L/C: Ryan

DM: George Robson

MC: Bénj

AMR:Sam Taphouse

AML: El Loco Bartinho

MR/L: Salman Al-Dahash

AM/FC: Bill

ST: Alan

ST: Azeryk

ST: Freealdinho

One more space left icon_smile.gif

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Right, I've taken an executive decision and decided that I fill out the form of Kyrgyztsan's second Gk - just want to get this started. icon14.gif

Screenshots up within the hour hopefully! icon_smile.gif

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Walcott's Wonderkids:

Right, I've taken an executive decision and decided that I fill out the form of Kyrgyztsan's second Gk - just want to get this started. icon14.gif

Screenshots up within the hour hopefully! icon_smile.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Great News icon14.gif

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Great work, looking forward to this.

By the by, I find that the financial statistics that I'm processing in CoachFlu's game are taking up less time than expected. So little that in fact, I might do the same here if you're interested.

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by TeeWee:

Great work, looking forward to this.

By the by, I find that the financial statistics that I'm processing in CoachFlu's game are taking up less time than expected. So little that in fact, I might do the same here if you're interested. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yeah I would be very interested in that thanks - if CoachClu doesn't mind that being in both games that will be fine icon14.gif

There's a couple of other tallies that I will be keeping as I go along, but I'll keep them shrowded in secrecy for the time being icon_wink.gif

Good news is I've loaded up the game and everyone is on it, phew icon_biggrin.gif A fair few of you also have interest straight away but I'll talk about that in more detail when I've finished the screenshots.

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">A fair few of you also have interest straight away but I'll talk about that in more detail when I've finished the screenshots. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Barca want Stelious

A Turkmeinistan national newspaper exclusive

You ehard it here first

Keep an eye on this spot for further updates icon14.gif

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by you'll_never_walk_alone:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">A fair few of you also have interest straight away but I'll talk about that in more detail when I've finished the screenshots. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Barca want Stelious

A Turkmeinistan national newspaper exclusive

You ehard it here first

Keep an eye on this spot for further updates icon14.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Very interesting, I'll keep my eye out for that bit of transfer news. icon_wink.gif

Kyrgyzstan screenshots coming up very soon

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Walcott's Wonderkids:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by you'll_never_walk_alone:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">A fair few of you also have interest straight away but I'll talk about that in more detail when I've finished the screenshots. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Barca want Stelious

A Turkmeinistan national newspaper exclusive

You ehard it here first

Keep an eye on this spot for further updates icon14.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Very interesting, I'll keep my eye out for that bit of transfer news. icon_wink.gif

Kyrgyzstan screenshots coming up very soon </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

What site are you uploading from?

If you set up an account with Photobucket you can do them all at once.

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In case you missed them first time round, here are the Kyrgyzstan home kit and away kit

Monday 3rd July – Kyrgyzstan Press Conference

Mark Lawrenson:

Good morning everyone and thank you for coming today. This is my first official press conference since I signed to become manager of this nation and I would just like to say how please I am to be here (said without the slightest hint of the typical Lawro sarcasm). The main reason you have gathered here today is for me to announce my backroom staff and to announce what I see for the future of Kyrgyzstan.

Firstly, as you can see from the gentlemen sitting either side of me, I would like to announce that on a part-time basis I will have Alan Hansen as my assistant manager and Ian Wright as one of my coaches. As some of you may know they were fellow pundits of mine back in the UK and with their vast knowledge of the game and experience at the international arena I am sure they will help do this nation proud.

Secondly, I would like to announce that over the past month since I have been devising a plan for this nation and I will believe that the future is in the youth of today. Therefore, using a fast-track initiative I am today announcing the names of 16 individuals who I believe that with the right guidance can lead Kyrgyzstan to greatness. The cynics amongst you may notice that most of these players have dual nationality status, but I can assure you that all of these kids are firmly committed to this country and will do anything they can to help its football team prosper. I will release details of these players at the end of this press briefing.

Any questions anybody?

Domestic Press: Hi Alan, we hear on the grapevine that you once said that you can never win anything with kids – so do you honestly believe that this country can win anything with a bunch of teenagers?

Alan: Welllllllll, I think you have to get down to the fundamentals, as long as you have a strong backbone to the team with a rock-solid defence then you always have the possibility to do things and of course these kids will grow in stature over time. With me as their defensive coach I back this nation to do well.

Garth Crookes, BBC Sport: Hi Ian, errr ummm what made you choose… in a roundabout way never getting to the point of the question…. to become a coach here?

Ian: Well Garth, lets be frank – this country is c**p at football, in comparison to England I have absolutely no interest in being here as I will now struggle to continue my one-man campaign to get SWP back into the England squad, but they are playing me a megaload of dosh, so as they say fella, every cloud.

After a 5 second period of mutterings amongst the gathered press contingent….

Mark Lawrenson: Riiight, well swiftly moving on. I believe that ends our press conference Ladies and Gents, so I will now announce the shortlist of development players I have selected…

Goalkeepers

Elfdog

Zuvzonamin Lui

Defenders

Davo

Habib Halali

Professor Frink

Jacariah Birkinaldo

Ryan

Midfielders

George Robson

Benj

Sam Taphouse

El Loco Bartinho

Salman Al-Dahash

Strikers

Bill

Alan

Azeryk

Freealdinho

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Think there must be a quicker way to using photobucket than what I did, but hey ho they are up.

Right, apologies to Turkmenistan fans - I'm off to watch a bit of Ramsay for an hour, I'll be back on at 10pm with your screenshots icon14.gif

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by birdy123:

Bill 'n' Alan icon_cool.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

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Not sure if it's been asked already, but what leagues are being loaded?

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And the Turkmenistan TurkmenistanHomeKit.jpg]home kit[/url] and http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r74/peth999/Commentators%20Curse/TurkmenistanAwayKit.jpg[/img]]away kit

5th July 2006 – Turkmenistan Press Conference

10am, David Pleat: Good evening everybody, nice of you to pop along and join us. As you may have heard, recent developments from the Kyrgyzstan FA have been debated over by myself and the Turkmenistan FA and I please to announce today, my own backroom squad and 16 men development squad. I will be joined in Turkmenistan by Andy Townsend and Robbie Earle, who have vast tactical knowledge of the game and are very used to being on the sidelines observing and making comments, admittedly at half-time around a stupid looking table, but nonetheless I am sure they have the capabilities to help this country. What this country (won’t fail) fails to do is show commitment to the cause and 110% effort. (Spot the typical Pleat blunder)

Any questions?

Press: Andy and Robbie, there are rumours that you may be bringing the ‘tactics truck’* out of retirement to help this glorious nation of Turkmenistan succeed – is this true?

Andy: Umm, I can’t really see that happening to be honest, though I’m sure we could if the public wanted us to.

Press on chorus: NO!!

(NB:*The tactics truck for anyone who doesn’t know, what meant to be a post match analysis tool used for Premiership highlights about 5 years ago, which got scrapped after about 2 shows as it was as warmly received as a fart in a crowded lift.)

David Pleat: Here are the names of the 16 men in our Turkmenistan development squad…

Goalkeepers

Maldinov.jpg

DeSantiago.jpg

Defenders

Taraldo.jpg

Hermandinho.jpg

Mendieta.jpg

Koppers.jpg

Dumats.jpg

Midfielders

Rossini.jpg

Chaoconov.jpg

Swinson.jpg

Tomaldinho.jpg

Libertinho.jpg

Strikers

Atas.jpg

Stelios.jpg

Gonzalez.jpg

AliObeid.jpg

Hope this works, did it a lot quicker than the Kyrgyzstan team icon14.gif

Details about leagues running etc coming up next

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by wisla_krakow:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by birdy123:

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Not sure if it's been asked already, but what leagues are being loaded? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'll just quickly answer this question then I'll get back to sorting out Turkmenistan.

Every top flight league in the following countries:

Europe

Belgium

England (+Championship)

France

Germany

Holland

Italy (+ Seria B)

Portugal

Russia

Scotland

Sweden

Turkey

Outside Europe

Argentina

Australia

Brazil

China

India

USA

So quite a few! Don't worry, mine machine has got gas and when I did the test run it didn't seem to go too slowly.

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