Krald Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 Richard Richard What a dick (sorry, terribad joke is terribad) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donaldoholic Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 I had a Peter Gabriel in a failed challenge. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DougyMarshall Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 Just had a quick search in my 2019 save. Onno Beermann is starting a bit young at just 14, but he can look to his fellow Germans... Simon and Jan "De Beer" who are both 20. Manuel Buonocunto from Italy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenArsenal Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 I recently played against Yaya Banana OK, that one's really funny. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollie laaaaaaaad Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 must be a well endowed man ..... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FMADDICT69 Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 this is why i love this forum i was having a really bad day. then i read all this. thanks guys Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoz Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 I was going to sign the midfield maestro Wonder Chunga just for his name. He wasn't really a maestro though, he was rubbish. No doubt it would have got old quite quickly when I was paying his wages to sit in the reserves - thank christ he didn't get his work permit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swinburn Posted May 6, 2012 Author Share Posted May 6, 2012 must be a well endowed man ..... Even if he is, he's got awful technique, he's dire from distance, has poor stamina, and most importantly... can't finish. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Soutar loyal Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 newcastle's current striker in my man utd save is a nigerian called, brown eye Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
parkour94 Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 I put this one in another thread but I'll post it again: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay96 Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 Tamer Tuna Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
twig Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 Felix Cuntz Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weezer Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 I put this one in another thread but I'll post it again: Am I missing something here? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonderkid36 Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 I found a guy called Guy De Guy Lukunku Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kris1892 Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 On FM11, I once found (and bought) a young African ST called - Blessing Mohammed. Another I saw, was a German named Wolfgang Wolf. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenArsenal Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Another I saw, was a German named Wolfgang Wolf. Wolfgang Wolf once managed Wolfsburg. True story. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolfgang_Wolf Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjm Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Am I missing something here? Don't get it either. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
parkour94 Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Am I missing something here? McIntosh -> MacIntosh (the computers) -> Mac -> Apple -> Steve Jobs? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenArsenal Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 McIntosh is quite a common surname actually. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
parkour94 Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 I never saw or heard as a surname... so that's why I put here. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kris1892 Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Wolfgang Wolf once managed Wolfsburg.True story. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolfgang_Wolf I knew the name rang a bell, when posting earlier! Must have been his regen son? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjm Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 McIntosh -> MacIntosh (the computers) -> Mac -> Apple -> Steve Jobs? I still don't get it??? What's the name of the Apple computer got do with anything? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRL88 Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Even if he is, he's got awful technique, he's dire from distance, has poor stamina, and most importantly... can't finish. I laughed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
achilles-the-victorious Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 Lee Bruce. Not as good as German Ferrari, but it still caused a LOL and a double take. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonderkid36 Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 I've found somebody on fm11 called Rusty Clarke....He's Italian! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remco Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 McIntosh is quite a common surname actually. Non-English people do have other ideas about strange names than English people. For me as a dutchman, Boy Waterman isn't very funny either like some other names in this thread. As you can see in the posters screenshot, he isn't English so MacIntosh isn't a common name for him. At Ajax, we had a youthplayer once whose name was MacIntosh either. The same jokes were made about him as in this thread because it's not a common name here. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jops14 Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 Cedar Imbrahimbegovic - just made me chuckle as it looks like he couldnt decide on a surname so stuck 2 together! Panda... Dude Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sikker Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 I have a player named Jesús María. Not the best player around, but nonetheless I'll refuse to sell and he gets his fair share of games. With that name he can't be nothing but a relic Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
parkour94 Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 Non-English people do have other ideas about strange names than English people. For me as a dutchman, Boy Waterman isn't very funny either like some other names in this thread. As you can see in the posters screenshot, he isn't English so MacIntosh isn't a common name for him. At Ajax, we had a youthplayer once whose name was MacIntosh either. The same jokes were made about him as in this thread because it's not a common name here. I agree. MacIntosh, in Portugal, is very related with Apple's computers, not as surname. Maybe some Portuguese tradicional names and surnames, which is common for us, have different meanings in other languages (like Rui(?) in Polish, that means, i think, something a bit awkward that I won't say her... xD). That's why I post this screenshot... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weezer Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 I have a player named Jesús María. Not the best player around, but nonetheless I'll refuse to sell and he gets his fair share of games. With that name he can't be nothing but a relic Wish I'd kept a screenshot at the time but in a FM2009 save I had an English regen with a Spanish second nationality called Jesus Philpott. Just looked so odd having such an exotic first name tagged onto a very British surname Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjm Posted May 12, 2012 Share Posted May 12, 2012 I agree. MacIntosh, in Portugal, is very related with Apple's computers, not as surname. Maybe some Portuguese tradicional names and surnames, which is common for us, have different meanings in other languages (like Rui(?) in Polish, that means, i think, something a bit awkward that I won't say her... xD). That's why I post this screenshot... I see. No wonder I didn't get it. I think the point of this thread is more to post regens called "Mike Hunt" rather than anyone called McDonald, Ford or Hoover. It's pretty common for product names to be last names, and not just in the English-speaking world (the Mac is named after the McIntosh apple which is in turned named after John McIntosh, just like Ford is named after Henry Ford etc.). FYI all regen names are generated using the existing names in the database - so they are all real names that someone somewhere in the database already has. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gr1nie Posted May 12, 2012 Share Posted May 12, 2012 Pineas *****mbi? Edit: wait what Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Keitt Posted May 12, 2012 Share Posted May 12, 2012 Wout de Man just set a transfer record in my save. He went for tens of millions and I didn't think he was that good. In another save, I traded for Tom Cruise. Ya. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulHartman71 Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 Best I had was an academy player by the name of Mike Hunt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungy Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 Best I had was an academy player by the name of Mike Hunt you win Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
laBOMBA Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 In FM12, a regen came through my academy called "Arthur King" He was terrible but I kept him just in case he pulled a sword out of a rock. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BraveSirRobin Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 At least I can pronounce his first name Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midgetram Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 Sunday Monday is the best I've seen on my save. Not like it beats some of the ones on here though... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rinso Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 I think there used to be a Dutch defender, Johann de Kok.. so, when they played England, and Seaman was in goal, you can imagine the commentary..... I used to see a lot of russian regens called Kalashnikov, but I dont think I have seen many good ones on this version Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenArsenal Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 Sunday Monday is the best I've seen on my save. Not like it beats some of the ones on here though... That is so useful for a song. "Sunday Monday happy days, Tuesday Wednesday happy days..." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stretts Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 Lourenco Bento ó ó ó - Angolan Striker Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rallimjs Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 In my holiday save Man City have a player called constant Bong, if i knew how to screenshot I will post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ross8 Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 Hadja Mother is a regen on my current fm12 save, made me laugh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollie laaaaaaaad Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 Hadja Mother is a regen on my current fm12 save, made me laugh genius . . . Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew bowditch Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 Innocent George Winstanley. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
av3ry Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 All my regens have boring names. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rallimjs Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gw79 Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 That is so useful for a song."Sunday Monday happy days, Tuesday Wednesday happy days..." Would be better if he was playing with Habib Beye.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GazTheDoood Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Prince Bossman - surely one of the coolest names ever? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenArsenal Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Prince Bossman - surely one of the coolest names ever? Sounds like a mispronunciation of Pierce Brosnan. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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