Quads Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 Lee-Roy Jenkins is hysterical Dude is amazing Jean Jeanjean is the best name ever Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
chob Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 On FM10 I found a regen named Sunday Salami. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FaceCrusher Posted September 24, 2012 Share Posted September 24, 2012 Just found this one. I wonder if he will ever retire... Also have an Argentinian named Fernando Alonso. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawlore Posted September 24, 2012 Share Posted September 24, 2012 Why'd you have to send him out on loan? Because we want to. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey2008 Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 In my game Tottenham had an English/Italian youth through a few years back by the name of Danny De Vito Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shukela Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 Gayson Chiddick Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattias333 Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 These kind of threads always cheer me up. Need to get some screen print images up myself. Not as good as some of these but one of my Viking FK youth newgens name is "Koko Kola" Swear FM does this on purpose lol. Swear I was reading TomTucks career thread and one of his players were called Agu Du Du Du lol! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oorleef Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 I've got Hassan Fernandez de la Iglesia in my Numancia u19 squad. He doesn't have good enough for Numancia, says my Ass. Manager, but I keep him just because of his name. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dfgrigg Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 Rok Music! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWaRFeGa Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 Pretty solid name. No messin'. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacquess Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 in fm 10: Michael Knight Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerching Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 I posted this one up quite a while ago. Still gives me a larf. http://community.sigames.com/showthread.php/238963-Who-thinks-up-these-players-names.?highlight=dusterdick Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjglvz Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 Russell Russell Richard Richard Seriously, how hard is that bug to fix? I'll even write the code myself:- IF firstname$ = lastname$ THEN GOTO choosename: END IF I can take a cheque if you prefer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Time_Consumer Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 Best I had was an academy player by the name of Mike Hunt So, did you sell...Mike Hunt? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown Hacker Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 Seriously, how hard is that bug to fix?I'll even write the code myself:- IF firstname$ = lastname$ THEN GOTO choosename: END IF I can take a cheque if you prefer. It's not a bug though is it? Neville Neville... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xtal Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 Saw a Macedonian regen called Kristijan Islami (translates to Christian Islam) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Javier Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 The Honduran NT manager in my save is called Diego Diego. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
imagine Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 Pretty solid name. No messin'. Putting the laughter back in slaughter Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FaceCrusher Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 Seriously, how hard is that bug to fix?I'll even write the code myself:- IF firstname$ = lastname$ THEN GOTO choosename: END IF I can take a cheque if you prefer. Actually it happens IRL, there's a real Portuguese player called André André. http://www.footballzz.co.uk/jogador.php?id=31173&epoca_id=0 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pottage Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 Prince Bossman - surely one of the coolest names ever? I found a regen once called Seth Bossman, who had played 1 professional game, scored 3 goals, got a 10 rating and a red card. I knew he was a winner. The best regens I've had have been an American called Randy Kox, a guy called Ronnie McDonald, just bought a German I like called Bram van Campenhout. Also like my japanese goal keeper Yuki Ono, like to think he says "Oh no!" whenever he lets a goal in, and I've had a Nigerian called Surprise. Also, not so much funny, more anti-semitic - I've got a Spanish footballer called Kike Martinez. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flub-A-Dub Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 Sithole. Also Neil Neill and Ryan O'Brien (oh yes he was Irish) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flub-A-Dub Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 Pretty solid name. No messin'. It gets better: Plymouth in Montserrat is a ghost town! It's buried in ash and burnt down by the violent volcanic eruptions. You can't even go there, it's an exclusion zone! Curiouser and curiouser... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjm Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 Named after the contents of a Newcastle snot rag. Cue the dirty jokes about him being named after where he was conceived. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammayel666 Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 My old Viikingit save had a Thankgod Okoro and a Friday Monday come through the ranks Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
adampvfc Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 I had a Peter Kay regen before! My funniest is from FM12 I had a regen called Stephen Hawkin! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebenprocter Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 Mahatma Gandhi... i'm just sat here giggling/shaking my head... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
av3ry Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
braceletwinner Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 I had a Brazilian named Rierson, so naturally I nicknamed him Ned Ryerson. Amiright or amiright? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneronaldo Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 Jens Cuntz....the best part is my scouts convinced me to throw 10m at Hoffenheim for the kid as he is a potential world-beater in the making. And he's a massive **** too, all 6ft 5in of him Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GR3NDAL Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 My very young goalkeeper.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valencia7 Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 New youth intake, new awesome name Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soccer Posted December 30, 2013 Share Posted December 30, 2013 I just came across this player in my save: Messi Mohammed 31-year old Cameroonian defensive midfielder who plays for a Thai team, with pretty good stats to boot. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sanno11 Posted December 30, 2013 Share Posted December 30, 2013 Not even sure where to start with this guy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
leaper Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 Ruud Slot, way back in the day when you fell out with your friends over who signed Martin Palermo for £6.5million from Boca Juniors. Good old Ruud gave us a new name for ladybits that persists to this day... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan1991 Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 Had a goalkeeper in FM14 called River Bound. Nothing spectacular, although he was the next Joe Hart. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
robzilla Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 I swear this guy was back on CM97/98 but I will always remember him as my favourite regen name ever: Dick Münch Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
arsenalthebest Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 where did you get that background/skin/ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmious7 Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Possums Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 I had a Chinese regen in FM 13 named Wang Long. When Chinese players retire their first/last names swap for whatever reason. So his name in the record books was Long Wang. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennymc Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 What.A.Thread. Some of these names are amazing, I'll have to check out my youth intake more closely for some gems. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
luafc11 Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Here it is! I remember John Motson's only funny piece of commentary, I think it was the 1998 World Cup but might be wrong about that. Nothing particularly exciting was happening on the pitch and the Germans were warming up a sub as play went down the wing with a Germany in possession dribbling."The Germans are looking to make a substitute. Kuntz." I was ******* myself. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
philarmonic Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Dick Hunt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savo7en Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Found a good newgen player by the name of Ben Bonk who hails from Canada - he's not particularly great but I signed him because of his name. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savo7en Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 oh, and a scout from Spain called Rufino Poo!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savo7en Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Lest we forget Cameroonian youngster Many Bong! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
frog-kvfb Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 in fm 13 i got a izzet koc brilliant wee player Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
diongolt Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 From FM 11Triple Jean So good, they named him thrice! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goob1183 Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 From FM12 comes a real legend! SHAG JOHNSON! Always made me chuckle. He used to come and watch one of my regens at Gillingham: Bobby Sancho. Thats how I knew of him Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoW Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 It took me three years (ingame) to realize the ambiguity the name of my midfielder Ufuk Sogut contained. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorando Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 It took me three years (ingame) to realize the ambiguity the name of my midfielder Ufuk Sogut contained. lmao cant believe it took you so long Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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