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McIllmurray JR. snatched a healthy upper half spot and still perfoming decently, still scoring in Bundesliga. Kinda gutted he retired from international football though, maybe N. Ireland not making the EUROs obviously made his mind :(

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Here are the players heading to Euro 2028

Group A

Croatia - Mario Spehar (injured after call up, so might not play)

Holland - Arie Kanarie

Group B

France - David Le Soire

Group C

Bulgaria - Whoopski Deeski

England - Tom Skull

Time to add up goals and i'll work on the update, but not JUST the update, so it might be a bit later on

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End of Season 2027/28

Players

Nick Adam - It was a bad season for Nick once again and he'll be glad to be leaving the club come the end of the season. He scored just 2 goals in 3(2) for Marseille. Marseille won the Champions Trophy and finished 4th in the league.

Bakra - Another good season for Bakra, but he'll be disappointed not to be going to Euro 2028. He played 36 games for Feyenoord and scored 25 goals. 13 more goals for 350. Feyenoord finished 2nd in the league.

Rocky Brittus - A fairly good season from Rocky, scoring 18 goals for Vitesse in 39(4) games. Vitesse had a pretty good season too, finishing in 5th place and getting a place in Europe. Needs 13 goals for 250 career goals.

Matthew Cooper - A poor season for Matthew and like Nick Adam, he'll be glad to get away from the club, as his contract runs out. Arsenal finished 3rd in the league. He helped the Reserves win the Reserves League.

Josh Crane - Josh had a good season again for Inter, scoring 15 goals in 19(13) games. He made just the 1 sub appearance for England without scoring. Inter finished 9th in the league and were Italian Super Cup runners up.

Whoopski Deeski - A better season for the Bulgarian, who has got himself a place at Euro 2028. He scored 21 goals in 19(18) games for Spartak and 3 in 2(1) for Bulgaria. Spartak finished 5th in the league.

Edmond Doustourian - Edmond has decided to call it a day for Football, maybe he'll become a pundit or something. Retirement update coming soon.

Simone Finke - A very good season for Simone who needs 19 goals to reach 250 career goals. He scored 26 this season for Bremen in 42 games. Bremen finished 4th in the league but were poor in Europe and the German Cup.

Ben Goldsmith - Ben hasn't decided to leave Huddersfield just yet, but it is looking likely. He scored 6 goals for them this season in 11(10) games. Huddersfield finished 7th in the Premier League.

Alejandro Hernandez - Still going pretty well for Xerez, scoring 14 goals this season in 26(9) games. A pretty average season for Xerez, finishing 8th in the league. Just 2 goals until he reaches 300 career goals.

Arie Kanarie - A pretty poor season for Arie, scoring just 5 goals in 8(13) games. He played 1(4) for Holland without a goal, he'll be playing at Euro 2028. Portsmouth finished 6th in the league.

David Le Soire - A good season from David and is now just 20 goals behind White Widow. He scored 23 goals this season in 46(2) games. He got 2 in 2(2) for France and will play at Euro 2028, possibly his last. Zurich finished 3rd in the league.

Jason McIllmurray Jr. - The second half the season didn't go too well for Jason and he ends up scoring 13 goals in 25(9) overall. He is happy at the club. Dortmund finished 6th in the league.

Silvio Mella - Silvio needed just 1 goal for 300 and he did much better, scoring another 15 goals. He ends the season with 25 goals in 42(1) games for Sporting. Sporting finished 6th in the league.

Kwesi Owusu - A pretty good season again for Kwesi, scoring 22 goals for Chelsea in 32(12) games. He needs 28 goals if he's to reach 400 career goals before he retires. Chelsea finished 2nd in the league.

Quique Sanchez-Tredwell - A very good season for the Jamaican. He scored 36 goals in 52 games for Atlas, helping them win the Opening Stage and the North American Champions League, scoring 2 goals in the finals. Just 6 more goals for 500.

Aleksander Radakovic - Aleksander had a good season, scoring 24 goals for Lazio in 38 games. Unfortunately he hasn't been picked for Euro 2028. Lazio, after a few attempts are finally back into Serie A, having won in the play-offs.

Mathew Schneider - Mathew had another good season for Napoli, scoring 18 goals in 32(1) games. Although his 2nd half of the season was poor. Napoli finished 3rd in the league and won the Italian Super Cup.

Stuart Shaw - Stuart had a bit of a better season, scoring 20 goals in 35(3) games for Man Utd. 15 goals next season will see him reach 500 career goals. Man Utd had a fantastic season, winning the League, League Cup, FA Cup and Europa League.

Murt Shepard - Another good season for the Irish striker, scoring 24 goals in 41 games for Bordeaux. He needs just 4 goals to reach 450 career goals. Bordeaux finished 11th in the league and won the French Cup.

Tom Skull - Tom had a pretty good season again for Valencia, scoring 20 goals in 30(11) games. He got 6 in 10 for England too and needs 6 more for 100. He is just 7 goals behind 2nd place now. Valencia finished 5th in the league.

Mario Spehar - Very similar season to last for Mario, scoring 12 goals in 12(13) games. He needs just 8 goals to reach 300. He is out for 3 weeks and could miss the Euros because of it. Inter finished 9th in the league and were Italian Super Cup runners up.

Jordan Swinburn - Jordan will be leaving Fiorentina at the end of the month and will need to find a new club. He scored 7 this season for Fiorentina in 6(6) games. Fiorentina won the league and were Champions League semi-finalists.

The Mad Scot - Another good season from The Mad Scot. He scored 26 goals for Celtic in 43(1) games. He got 5 in 7 for Scotland too. Celtic finished 2nd in the league and were League Cup semi-finalists.

White Widow - If things keep going this way he'll let his lead slip. He scored 15 goals this season in 34 games for Lorient. He needs just 9 goals for 550 career goals. Lorient finished 17th in the league, almost relegated.

Wanted

Nick Adam - Everton and Stuttgart

Staff

Jimmio Bowmanaggio - Jimmio did a good job with Grosseto, as they were relegation candidates when he took over and he took them to 12th place. He also got them to the Italian Cup semi-finals.

Chopper - Chopper made the wrong decision when moving clubs. He left Academica to join Spanish side Girona. Unfortunately he couldn't help Girona avoid relegation.

Igor Kesina - Unfortunately Igor won't be playing for Croatia at Euro 2028, which also means no more playing for him at all. He'll go on full time as a Youth Coach for CSKA.

Long Tym Toon Jr. - He is now a Coach for Dinamo Moscow and possibly more in years to come. Dinamo finished 9th in the league.

Bjorgvin Radebe Jr. - Still a youth coach at WBA but hopefully in time he'll get a better role or leave for another club. WBA finished 12th in the league. It seems his stats got worse, even though i made them better :S

Goals

White Widow              541
David Le Soire           521
Tom Skull                514
Quique Sanchez-Tredwell  494
Stuart Shaw              485
The Mad Scot             468
Murt Shepard             446
Mathew Schneider         409
Arie Kanarie             406**
Kwesi Owusu              372
Jason McIllmurray Jr.    358
Bakra                    337
Aleksander Radakovic     331
Igor Kesina              318[RETIRING]
Silvio Mella             314
Alejandro Hernandez      298
Mario Spehar             292
Long Tym Toon Jr.        288[RETIRED]
Josh Crane               283
Edmond Doustourian       275[RETIRING]
Matthew Cooper           273
Jimmio Bowmanaggio       262[RETIRED]
Nick Adam                258
Jordan Swinburn          238
Rocky Brittus            237
Ben Goldsmith            234
Simone Finke             231
Whoopski Deeski          219
Bjorgvin Radebe Jr.      210[RETIRED]
Chopper                  198*[RETIRED]
Des Morgan               132[RETIRED] 
Jimmy Eastwood             0[RETIRED]
Jack Jacobs                0[RETIRED]
Aidan LFC                  0[RETIRED]
Josh McLachlan             0[RETIRED]
Jamie O'Connor             0[RETIRED]
Jack Ripper                0[RETIRED]
Cristian Sirera            0[RETIRED]
Thomas Weir                0[RETIRED]
Feliciano Zambrano Teles   0[RETIRED]

**7 Goals before the game started.

*2 Goals before the game started.

I will write up for Aleksander Radakovic soon as Serie B is still playing and Edmond Doustourian retires before the end.

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Edmond Doustourian Retires From Football.

Seasons -Starting, 11/12, 12/13, 13/14, 14/15, 15/16, 16/17, 17/18, 18/19, 19/20, 20/21, 21/22, 22/23, 23/24, 24/25, 25/26, 26/27, 27/28

Personal

History

Biography

Career Stats(for awards)

Clubs

Games: 423

League Goals: 206

Cup Goals: 41

Most Goals For One Club: 231 (Dnipro)

Most Goals In A Season: 32 (Dnipro)

Country

Games: 61

Goals: 28

Overall Games: 484

Overall Goals: 275

Average Rating: 7.24

Assists: 50

MoM: 47

Yellow Cards: 30

Red Cards: 1

Value: £1.2m

Seasons With One Club: 14 (Dnipro)

Cups Won: 4

Clubs Played For: 2

Time Injured: 827 Days

Not too bad, shame he didn't reach 300 career goals though.

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Euro 2028 Groups

Group A

Croatia

Mario Spehar - 0 Games 0 Goals

Holland

Arie Kanarie - 0 Games 0 Goals

Group B

France

David Le Soire 1(1) Games 0 Goals

Group C

Bulgaria

Whoopski Deeski - 1(1) Games 0 Goals

England

Tom Skull - 1(1) Games 0 Goals

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Not good for our players

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Ah well, looking like a 5th place finish for Stuart. Shame about the slump at the end, still banged them in very consistently at the highest level for the whole career though, impressive really. Not too far off 4th if he can last another few years mind, natural fitness and stamina still good. :)

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Have to say, the remaining guys are still beastial! Let's hope some of them has intentions of continuing till late 30s in lower leagues or their home countries. We may see some late surges.

Spehar would certainly be happy if that were to happen. Looks like his International career is pretty much over now though.

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I'm just into July and 3 players are without a club now, Matthew Cooper, Ben Goldsmith and Jordan Swinburn.

Nick Adam though, has decided to join Al-Hilal, most likely to end his career there. Jordan Swinburn is wanted by Genoa and Lazio.

Igor Kesina retirement update and Euro 2028 knockout stages coming soon.

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Igor Kesina Focuses on Coaching For CSKA.

Seasons -Starting, 11/12, 12/13, 13/14, 14/15, 15/16, 16/17, 17/18, 18/19, 19/20, 20/21, 21/22, 22/23, 23/24, 24/25, 25/26, 26/27, 27/28

Staff Attributes

Personal

History

Biography

Career Stats(for awards)

Clubs

Games: 527

League Goals: 221

Cup Goals: 31

Most Goals For One Club: 252 (Lille)

Most Goals In A Season: 32 (Lille and Croatia)

Country

Games: 91

Goals: 66

Overall Games: 618

Overall Goals: 318

Average Rating: 7.14

Assists: 58

MoM: 36

Yellow Cards: 9

Red Cards: 1

Value: £0

Seasons With One Club: 16 (Lille)

Cups Won: 3

Clubs Played For: 2 (Never actually played for CSKA though)

Time Injured: 848 Days

Annoying that the Biography doesn't work properly. A pretty good career overall, over 300 goals. Shame he never played for another team though.

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Euro 2028 Knockout Stage

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No point adding to the players totals and there was 0 goals scored by any of our players. David Le Soire, played 1 more game and Whoopski Deeski none.

I think that'll be it for Euro's for our players now, there is still a possibility some might make the next World Cup.

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September 2028

As we already know, Long Tym Toon Jr. joined Lorient as a Coach.

The transfer was for Arie Kanarie, who has joined forces with Stuart Shaw at Man Utd for £2.7m, who knows if he'll actually play. Jordan Swinburn is the only free player wanted by a club, Lazio.

I'll keep holidaying tonight, but it's unlikely i'll get the February update done until tomorrow night.

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It's looking likely, but there is still the chance to play for a club. I'm holidaying monthly just incase anything happens, so i'll update as soon as i find out.

Usually if a player sacks his agent when he's around that age, it tends to mean retirement, so if that happens, you're done :p

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Noooooo, is this the end? It is now!

It is, you and Ben Goldsmith have both found clubs as staff, find out where and what position very soon.

Is the Mad Scott still kicking?

He is yeah, hoping to have the February update done tonight.

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Matthew Cooper Hangs Up His Boots for Huddersfield

He couldn't find a team to play for, so he's joining Huddersfield as a Youth Coach very soon.

Seasons - Starting, 11/12, 12/13, 13/14, 14/15, 15/16, 16/17, 17/18, 18/19, 19/20, 20/21, 21/22, 22/23, 23/24, 24/25, 25/26, 26/27, 27/28

Staff Attributes

Personal

History

Biography

Career Stats(for awards)

Clubs

Games: 545

League Goals: 210

Cup Goals: 52

Most Goals For One Club: 132 (Arsenal)

Most Goals In A Season: 36 (Havant & Waterlooville)

Country

Games: 41

Goals: 11

Overall Games: 586

Overall Goals: 273

Average Rating: 7.11

Assists: 45

MoM: 35

Yellow Cards: 6

Red Cards: 0

Value: £15.01m

Seasons With One Club: 11(Arsenal)

Cups Won: 9

Clubs Played For: 3

Time Injured: 647 Days

Not too bad overall, shame he didn't get many England goals. Staff attributes will be edited so they'll probably change a bit.

Ben Goldsmith retirement update next and then another months holidaying.

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Ben Goldsmith Settles for Sheffield

Ben, like Matthew Cooper couldn't find himself a club and will join Sheff Utd as a Youth Coach shortly.

Seasons - Starting, 11/12, 12/13, 13/14, 14/15, 15/16, 16/17, 17/18, 18/19, 19/20, 20/21, 21/22, 22/23, 23/24, 24/25, 25/26, 26/27, 27/28

Staff Attributes

Personal

History

Biography

Career Stats(for awards)

Clubs

Games: 450

League Goals: 187

Cup Goals: 45

Most Goals For One Club: 141 (Sampdoria)

Most Goals In A Season: 32 (Dover)

Country

Games: 9

Goals: 2

Overall Games: 459

Overall Goals: 234

Average Rating: 7.05

Assists: 30

MoM: 34

Yellow Cards: 93

Red Cards: 4

Value: £10.76m

Seasons With One Club: 11 (Sampdoria)

Cups Won: 3

Clubs Played For: 4

Time Injured: 1190 Days

Not a bad career overall, a shame he couldn't reach 250 career goals though. But wow, 93 yellow cards haha i think we know who's winning that wooden spoon award.

Again, staff attributes will be changed asap.

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